Shu Zhe, who was wearing women's clothes, called me and cried that he had met a hooligan.

I had a "chuckle" in my mind, and many news headlines flew through my head in an instant.

For example: "The puppet girl was 'raped' by the big man for 4 hours after coming back from participating in the comic exhibition", "The Guangzhou puppet girl coser was raped by the black man, and the Uyghur hawker pulled out his knife to help"......

Although zuihou has proven to be fake news, since so many people believe it, it means that there is a mass base! Although the place of Dongshan City is small, it is a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger, and it can be said that the world is perverted (among them, there are many outstanding directors and sons of Director Cao and the underwear thief Xu Shaoguan), in case Shu Zhe really meets a person with a heavy taste, he will be raped for 4 hours......

No, it has only been about 1 hour since he left my house, and although Shu Zhe was full of grievances when he spoke, the focus was on asking me for mental damages, I don't believe that he can be so calm when he is really exposed.

"Didn't I tell you to take a taxi straight home? Weishenme will also meet hooligans? Did you hit a black car? ”

The black car driver came to mind again, and pushed Shu Zhe down on the back seat of the taxi, and found that it was a pseudo-mother and did not stop, and finally forced Shu Zhe to sing a song "Chrysanthemum Remnant" with himself.

"I didn't take a black car, but when I was almost home, I called to confirm that my sister had already gone home, so I got off the bus nearby and wanted to change my clothes in a public toilet in a small park......"

Did the pseudo-mother go to the men's toilet to change clothes! Dressed as a girl, you dare to walk into the men's toilet, this is a sheep into the tiger's mouth! Recently, there have been hooligans in various parks in Dongshan City, some are already very old, but they hide behind trees and masturbate at single girls, and some are full of stubble but pretend to be shemales and go to the women's toilet to peep...... You are a scum with a combat power of only 1.6 Gong Caicai, as long as you meet one of them, you will definitely be at the mercy of others without any resistance!

"Brother Ye Lin, it's not what you think, what I met was a female hooligan......"

What!? Female hooligan? Are you dressed as a pseudo-lady and still yujian female hooligan? Does the other party want to be with you Lily! What kind of shijie is this! I'm already desperate for this shijie with no lower limit!

"I ...... Originally, I wanted to go to the women's bathroom to change clothes, but when I came out, I wore a wig first, so I shouldn't be recognized......"

Although it is very strange for a boy to go to the women's bathroom, for Shu Zhe in women's clothing, I always think it is strange that she does not go to the women's bathroom.

"As a result, when I was still hesitating at the door, two female students wearing long skirts and masks came out of the toilet and stopped me......

"Wearing a mask?" Something suddenly occurred to me, "Is there anything special about their masks?" ”

"I think it's a normal white mask...... Ah, it seems that there is a rose embroidered in the upper right corner of the mask! ”

Sure enough, it's the people of the Rose Group! How did these little sisters, who were aiming to occupy Xiao Zhengtai, see through Shu Zhe's disguise and find that he was a beautiful little boy, which suited their appetite?

"How did they tease you? Have you ever been insulted by them? ”

"Why are you teasing me...... They're trying to hit me......"

"Huh? Are they going to beat you? ”

Shu Zhe snorted very contemptuously, "The two of them want to have no looks, no figure, of course they want to beat me, while pushing and shoving me, they also scolded me and said: 'Little Lang hoof, dress like this just to seduce men!'" ’”

It turned out that Shu Zhe was regarded as a competitor! Although Shu Zhe's women's clothing today is more daily, the skirt is still short enough! His two legs, which have not been physically exercised at all, and a large area of skin are exposed, how coquettish and coquettish they are!

Two members of the "Rose Group" of Chizuru Girls' Education School blocked Shu Zhe outside the women's toilet, because he was too ugly and Shu Zhe was too beautiful, because he was jealous and hateful, he showed his arms and sleeves to give Shu Zhe some color.

"The little girls now are really amazing, they are not very old, and they are dressed quite sassy, no wonder the principal wants to find them to open a room!"

"That's right, the boys are all confused by their appearance, and they can't find the beauty of our hearts! It's all because they have vixen-like faces! ”

"Cut, vixens have faces, they don't necessarily have faces! Don't look at this little girl, she is probably only in junior high school, maybe how many men have she with! It's definitely dark down there! ”

"Why don't we get her off the test?"

I can't take it off! You should be overjoyed when you take it off! When the time comes, you two people who claim to be "beautiful in the soul", don't know what kind of ugly things you will do to Shu Zhe!

Fortunately, the one with the higher status said that he was not interested in Shu Zhe's black fungus.

"Who wants to see her filthy! Just rip off her miniskirt, doesn't she like to show and let men see it? Let her go home in her panties today! ”

Nima can't take off a miniskirt alone! Shu Zhe is wearing a spider web thong inside! Leaving aside the strange bulges for the time being, it will definitely cause further anger from the two ugly girls anyway! When the time comes, he will definitely scold "Sao Fox!" Wear this shameless panties! While punching and kicking Shu Zhe!

Listening to Shu Zhe's silence on the other side of the phone, I asked eagerly:

"What happened? How did you get out? ”

Shu Zhe said with resentment: "Later, I was saved by a very annoying person......

Huh? People saved you, and you still say that people hate it, which dimension of social etiquette is this? Could it be that after you pretended to be a pseudo-mother, even your personality became "arrogant"?

"Is it a man or a woman who saved you?"

"It's a man, wearing a taekwondo practice uniform, and when he came to help me, he also carried a brick, and the two female hooligans felt that they were not opponents, so they scolded a few swear words and slipped away......"

When I heard the "Taekwondo practice uniform", I had a bad premonition in my heart.

"After driving away the female hooligan, he accosted me very sensibly, and introduced himself that his name was Tang Jiang......"

I knew it was their gang! Isn't Tang Jiang the peaked hat! As a subordinate of Xu Tianming, the owner of Xu Shaoguan, Tang Jiang once bullied Shu Zhe next to Jiangqiao, trampled him under his feet and made him call himself grandpa, and planned to throw Shu Zhe into the icy river water...... Shu Zhe recognized you, but didn't you recognize Shu Zhe!?

"Brother Ye Lin, although he didn't wear a cap, I remember it clearly, he was the villain who kicked me by the river, spat on me, threw cigarette butts, and threw me into the river!"

Shu Zhe, who has always been narrow-minded, remembers what Tang Jiang has done to him very clearly.

"Hmph, I don't need him to speak, I know what he wants to do just by looking at his expression! I'll have more tricks than he does! He treats me like a woman! He wants to soak me! ”

What a bloody unfolding! When people wear men's clothes, you will be all kinds of ghost animals, and as soon as you pretend to be a pseudo-mother, you will launch a pursuit - Shu Zhe holds the most grudges! He won't thank you for saving him once!

"This annoying Tang Jiang, when he heard the sound of my stomach growling, he wanted to invite me to dinner, and bragged that his eldest brother had a big martial arts gym and was a rich man......"

What a clumsy pickling skill! What does your eldest brother's wealth have to do with you! Even if Shu Zhe is really a girl, he worships money so much, he will definitely dump you as soon as possible and go to be with Xu Shaoguan Master!

"Tang Jiang pestered me endlessly, and asked me for my mobile phone number, but if I didn't give it to him, he wouldn't let me go, I had no choice but to ......"

Had to give him the number? Will you continue to contact him in the future? If Tang Jiang learned that the girl he was shocked by was actually a boy, and it was the waste who was once trampled under his feet and forced to call himself grandpa, what kind of expression would appear on his face at that time!

"That, I was in a hurry to get out at that time, so I had to give him your number, Brother Ye Lin......"

Bastard, you're going to die! You sell your teammates without even blinking an eye! What does it mean to give my number to Tang Jiang! Wouldn't it be long before Tang Jiang called me and asked me if I wanted to go on a date!

I said angrily: "Shu Zhe, you did this kind of thing, and you still have the face to ask me for mental damages?" ”

Shu Zhe snorted: "Although my body has not suffered any loss, my spirit is indeed scared enough!" Later, I called my sister and asked her to come out to pick me up, so I could get home without any danger......"

"Hide your women's outfit and don't let your sister find out!"

I gave the above order and hung up the phone.

Before I could take a breath, a text message came from an unfamiliar number:

"Little Beauty, did you sleep? I can't sleep because I think you're thinking~"

It's Tangjiang! started a stalkative pursuit of Shu Zhe so soon! Don't talk to me in such a sensual tone, okay! You spread rumors that I am gay, and this text message you sent me makes it seem that you are the real gay!

I thought about it carefully and didn't reply, but just put Tang Jiang's number on the blacklist, so that he knew that the rescued girl didn't mean anything to him at all, and it was better to cut off the love thread as soon as possible, so as not to regret it in the future.

In fact, I am a bodhisattva, otherwise he will not only regret it in the future, but even more regret it in the future.

After dealing with this bird matter, I walked to the door of my bedroom and listened to the sound inside, Su Qiao hadn't woken up yet, and there was a faint sound of even breathing.

It's no wonder that I've been suffering from insomnia, but I can't easily fall asleep, so let her sleep sweetly in my house!

As for the scene where she is going to the set to film tomorrow and play the role of Zuihou of the Blood Prince's maid, as long as she gets up early, it should be no problem, I get up early every day, and I will come by the way to wake her up.

My bedroom is occupied by her, but there is no place to sleep, there is a bed in my father's study, and there is a double bed in the big room, I can sleep wherever I like, and it will never affect my rest.

I chose the double bed in the big house, so I could turn over casually, and if I didn't draw the curtains, I could see the bright moonlight on the zenith, which helped me to think about philosophers.

Thinking about how to improve the power of Yin and Yang Sanshou, thinking about how to win in a basketball tournament, thinking about how to help my father catch up with Aunt Ren, thinking about how to send a sister card to Xiaoqin, and thinking about how to improve my prestige with the class leader......

Without thinking about the outcome of a single question, I fell asleep.

It's all to blame Xiong Yaoyue for the LOL team in front of me, I actually had a dream of playing games in front of the computer.

The game I play is very weird, it is actually a game that is a mixture of "Plants vs. Zombies", DATA2, "Granny Gong Bang", LOL, and "Angry Birds".

I saw that the Wogua brothers absorbed 20 points of sunlight from the sunflowers, and then merged with the nut wall to become Chaos Knights, bought a phantom axe from the grandmother who set up the stall, and after cutting down the prince of Demacia hidden in the grass, they formed an alliance with the fat pigs and started the idea of roasting birds......

This broken game is also extremely demanding of micro-manipulation.,My weak hand in this game hit a wall everywhere.,Not only lost all equipment and was beaten back to the nest.,But also a burrowing zombie exploded from behind.。

The game also sent a system message: [The player's hesitant Tuxing Sun has caused you 600 points of Popping Chrysanthemum damage]! Is this still an online game!? The burrowing zombies are actually controlled by the player! And you don't hesitate at all! Explode my chrysanthemum, that's called a vigorous and resolute! And it's not enough to have fire damage and freezing damage, but is there a separate list of popping chrysanthemum damage!

I was so angry that I broke the keyboard in half and yelled hysterically:

"Bastard schoolboy! What kind of ability is it to sneak attack Lao Tzu! Next time, I'll let you eat my big hanging! I have a temperance! Long live the people of the Celestial Empire!! ”

Shouting a slogan that he didn't even know what it meant, he suddenly felt a sinking in his legs, and his view from below was blocked.

Xiaoqin sat in my arms and turned back to me, and said with a sweet smile:

"Don't be addicted to games~~ Ye Lin, as long as you are addicted to me, it's enough!"

Xiaoqin's clothes are very thin, only a large T-shirt and a short pleated skirt, and the T-shirt looks like she is not wearing a bra, but I ignore this.

I continued to manipulate the character with the broken keyboard in half, and hummed angrily:

"What do you have to indulge in? What more fun could you have than a game? ”

Xiaoqin, who I looked down on, suddenly turned to face me, then lifted her T-shirt and covered my head at once!

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... Sister Yingran told me that her boyfriend would be very happy to do this! ”

Glad you sister! That's a unique effect of Ju'ru! You poor only give me a bad feeling of molesting a young girl!

Don't show me that little lotus has sharp corners! Those two pinks are blinding my eyes! And the tip of my nose is against your abdomen, and the girlish scent emanates from the smooth skin, which is almost impossible for me to hold!

Celery has won! She proved to me that she is more fun than games! I pushed her down in the computer chair and ignored the various game prompts flashing on the computer screen, and became a fit with her!

You game otaku, just continue to manipulate the combination of the nest melon and the nut wall! Even if my equipment is not as good as yours, and my level is not as high as yours, I don't envy you at all!

The "squeak" sound from the computer chair and the shouting of Xiao Qin, Zuihou completely overshadowed the volume of the game.

But it's just a dream after all.

I woke up in the middle of the night, with a pillar between my legs, but my heart was empty, like a stolen number.

The most hateful thing is that I can only dream of Xiaoqin in my spring dream, if I dream of the squad leader once, then even if I wake up empty and lonely, it is more cost-effective!

I was dazed, didn't turn on the light, and took advantage of the moonlight from the window, and forced myself to go to the bathroom, but when I came back, I habitually pushed open the door of my bedroom.

At that time, I forgot about Su Qiao's overnight stay at my house.