Chapter 902: The Emperor of the Water Army
"Our people were all cleared out by Zhen Cheng's rabbit cub?" Su Gaoquan looked at You Leshan and asked with some annoyance, "This is really *** against the sky!" ”
"I don't know if it's against the sky or not, it's for sure!" You Leshan didn't expect his apprentices to be so uncompetitive, and he took two of the first pass, because his education level was too low, and he was fooled back by Yuan Le's few questions. The remaining two in this second round are even simpler, and they burst out after being asked a few simple questions.
"What nonsense?" Su Gaoquan sat on the sofa opposite You Le Mountain, calmed down and asked.
"Zhen Cheng and a female secretary asked about their gender, and my two stupid apprentices were clicked away!" You Leshan was very angry, glanced at Su Gaoquan and asked, "Are you officials tired of interviews!" ”
"Ahem! How do you say that! Zhen Cheng is messing around, what does it have to do with us! You say be specific, I still don't understand what you mean! ”
"Grandma!" The scar on You Leshan's face became shiny under the lamp, and he looked very hideous, he glanced at Su Gaoquan and said angrily, "My apprentice replied, man! Then it was blasted out, and I didn't even ask if I had any specialties! ”
"How so? What a nonsense! "Su Gaoquan originally thought that there was something to follow, but he didn't expect things to be so simple." I don't know what the leaders think, how to let such a country boy be in charge of such a vital department! ”
"Stop whining about that bullshit, what now?" It's been almost a month since I came to Yanjing, but I haven't achieved anything! You Leshan was a little impatient and a little annoyed.
"Don't worry! Isn't it still the end of the process? We can get a few more spots! It's just that your four apprentices can't be used now, and they have to be replaced! Su Gaoquan thought for a while and added, "We can be the first time Li Dai Tao stiff, and we can also steal the beam for the second time!" ”
"Coming back? You've got a lot more to do with it! Zhen Cheng's interview is messy, and there is no common sense to follow at all! Listening to my few uncompetitive apprentices, Zhen Cheng is like chatting with you, and he will interview one in a few minutes! On the first day today, it is said that only two girls passed! You Leshan retorted very unwillingly.
"Girls? Which two girls are they? Su Gaoquan asked with interest.
"There is one who is the girl in Tsing Yi who came to your house two days ago, but my apprentice said that her name is Niu Xiaohua! Isn't that Huo Zixing's granddaughter? How did you change your surname to Niu? Did your sister remarry? You Leshan asked embarrassedly.
"You don't fart and snicker, okay? If you pretend to be crazy and stupid, you won't change people! Su Gaoquan was so angry that his face was flushed and he scolded loudly, "You said that after you came, you always pretended to be two hundred and five with me, do you think this is interesting?" When did the second leader of the dragon group become low? ”
"Just kidding, what are you excited about!" You Leshan touched his head, which didn't have a few hairs left, and explained with a smile, "That girl should be your sister's granddaughter Huo Qingluan!" "And what about the other person?" Su Gaoquan saw that You Leshan was no longer joking, his expression looked much better, and he continued to ask with a cold face.
"The other one, according to my apprentice, is a beautiful woman named Liu Ying! I heard my apprentice come back and say that Zhen Cheng asked this woman to take off her clothes during the interview, and because of this incident, Zhen Cheng's female secretary also quarreled with Zhen Cheng. Later, I don't know how, this Liu Ying passed? ”
"Undressed?" Su Gaoquan was a little confused, Zhen Cheng, which country's interview requirements are these? It's okay to look at the face, why do you still ask girls to take off their clothes in an interview?
"Can you pass without taking it off? I think it's useless even if we change a group of people, let's get a few women! Anyway, if you go undercover, you don't necessarily have to go into their bullshit Xuanwu warhead! You Leshan wanted to say, you still have to leave your granddaughter behind, but when he saw Su Gaoquan looking at his unkind face, he held back vividly.
"There's some truth to what you're saying! But the question is, where can I go to find such a woman when time is so urgent? I can't get a couple of prostitutes, let her just go undress! I think it's better to change the way in this matter! ”
"Playing yin?" You Leshan saw Su Gaoquan frowning again, and knew that this old thing was going to be bad, with an ugly smile on his face, he looked at Su Gaoquan and said sarcastically, "You scholars, when you do bad things, you have such an expression!" ”
"You Leshan, did you send it to help me, or did you come to quarrel with me? Why so much **WW nonsense? Zhen Cheng is now forming a cold mang, which is an important department of the country, judging from your reaction, Zhen Cheng's interview is illegal, and it is reasonable for me to use another way to deal with him, if it is not good, it is not necessary that those who are not selected today will be re-selected! ”
"Whatever you want, I can't help you with this kind of thing, you can do it yourself! I'm going to rest! You Leshan didn't take Su Gaoquan seriously, so he said a word, stood up, and walked out of Su Gaoquan's study directly.
"Vulgar Warrior!" Su Gaoquan was half angry with You Leshan, and smashed his fist on the desk, but Zuihou fell gently, with anger in his eyes, and scolded in a low voice, "Shaft, it's not enough to conspire with it!" ”
"It's stupid, it's okay, you still have to engage in an investigation team or something, if it works, then it's really *** hell!" Out of Su Gaoquan's study, the silly expression on You Leshan's face disappeared, and his face was replaced by a contemptuous mockery, looking at Su Gaoquan's study, You Leshan scolded softly, and then did not go back to the room, but quickly walked towards the back door of the Su family's mansion. The eldest brother asked to meet him, which is the reason why You Leshan couldn't wait to leave.
―――――――――――――――――――― "Damn, you take so many phones to dry your hair?" As soon as he came back from sending Liu Ying to the One Thousand and One Days, Zhen Cheng was dragged into the study by Han Yong, and before he could speak, he saw Han Yong throwing a bag containing more than ten military telephones to himself. Seeing that it was a mobile phone, Zhen Cheng asked suspiciously.
"Is there enough less for you to lose? From calling your cell phone last night, to "So many calls are all one phone number?" Zhen Cheng opened a phone, everything was set up in it, looked at Han Yong and said with a smile, "You must have done something on this phone, I don't have a phone, you are in a hurry!" ”
"Fuck off! I'm not so idle! If I want to lock you down, I don't even know if you poop or pee when you go to the toilet! Han Yong glared at Zhen Cheng and warned loudly, "Don't talk about those useless things, I'm very busy right now!" ”
"Fart! You're busy, it's time for me to get off work, you get out of here! Zhen Cheng complained loudly and arrogantly, "I don't talk about it every day, even my family's house is about to be demolished, who will compensate me?" As soon as you come, you will teach people, how can I do this work? ”
"Didn't you bring that on yourself? Who told you to come with dishonest hands and feet during the interview! Han courageously scolded, "Can't you come to something regular, mildly eliminated?" ”
"Then I'm going to get the Year of the Monkey! Am I not here to speed things up? For the sake of the purity of the Hanmang members, I can't let those stinky fish and rotten shrimp enter the Hanmang! Zhen Cheng shook his braids and explained loudly, "Don't talk about those useless ones, we have to change places!" The headquarters is in my house, and the trouble is dead! ”
"You're afraid of getting caught by your wife, right? If you're afraid of trouble, you should cause less trouble, yesterday's matter has just been resolved, you are good, and it is more exciting! Han Cheng angrily threw the Yanjing City Evening News to Zhen Cheng and scolded angrily, "The other party is not stupid, now it has been changed to a traditional newspaper attack, I see what else you can do!" ”
"The first problem in the interview of Huaxia - to take off, or not to take off?"
"What is your gender? Man? Are you mentally retarded? ”
"We don't want eunuchs!"
"Don't you know my specialty?"
"Is it Hanmang, or is it a pervert organization?"
"The mysterious woman was dealt with by Zhen Cheng and sent directly to the secret base!"
"――――――" Zhen Cheng took the newspaper and browsed a page, but it was all attacking himself and Hanmang. Throw away the newspaper, it's a heartless smirk and don't speak!
"Laugh, you're still in the mood to laugh! The Ministry of Letters and Visits has already received a lot of complaints about you, and in a few days, the task force to investigate you will come, and you can't laugh when I see it! Han Yong looked at Zhen Cheng with annoyance and reminded angrily.
"That's the best! Originally, I wanted to repair the house, but now it seems that I don't need to repair it, and when they come to see the scene, I won't even have any evidence by then! Am I looking for reimbursement from you or from the Ministry of Finance for the money to repair the house! ”
"Do you still have a little common sense? When did you hear that a few cents were reimbursed by the Ministry of Finance? Do you want to kneel in front of car No. 1 and file a complaint! What an idiot, yes! Han Yong felt that it was very tiring for Zhen Cheng to communicate, a stinky boy who had been played by himself before, and now he was as slippery as a loach, "Don't say it earlier!" I thought I could use several at the same time! If you don't take the phone, I forgot to ask, when we are established, should everyone in the members of Hanmang be equipped with such a mobile phone? Zhen Cheng thinks this is a big problem, and whether the information can be safeguarded is very important.
"I think you still use chicken feather letters, even the cold mangling order has come out, what do you need a mobile phone for!" Han Yong threw the cold mangling order he took away last time back to Zhen Cheng as if by magic, and said sarcastically in a cold voice.
"Don't talk nonsense, I want the same treatment as the dragon group! Give a satellite or give a separate band! Zhen Cheng took the Hanmang token and continued to pester.
"I'll talk about this after you've set it up! If you want the same treatment as the dragon group, then you might as well wait for a few decades! You haven't worked for your country at all, so why do you benefit so much? It's still the same sentence, if you want to be respected, you first let people admire you, instead of letting people spray you with saliva every day! Han Yong knocked on the newspaper on the table and reminded loudly.
"Where's Bu Haiqiao?" Zhen Cheng nodded, acquiesced in Han Yong's opinion, and when he saw Han Yong coming alone, Zhen Cheng looked at the dim door, turned his head and asked Han Yong.
"All *** a virtue! Finish your business last night, and he's gone! Han Yong said with a wry smile, "In order to get such a person out, No. 1 has spent a lot of effort!" ”
"How strong?" Zhen Cheng asked curiously.
"I've written a long letter!" Han Yong avoided Zhen Cheng's gaze and deliberately teased.
"Damn, when you speak, look at each other, don't move all the time, okay!"
"Die far away! I'm *** and I don't break my back with you! Han Yong picked up the teacup and wanted to throw it over!
"Bu Haiqiao is so powerful, he deleted all those posts overnight! If only I could control the newspaper! "Zhen Cheng has never seen Bu Haiqiao, and knows that yesterday's meeting gift was made by Bu Haiqiao, Zhen Cheng is looking forward to meeting the emperor of this online water army.
"all night? If that's the case, then it's not Buhai Bridge! Han Yong glanced at Zhen Cheng very idiotically and said with a wry smile, "I really don't know what you learned from Hou Jing in the high-risk prison!" ”
"Deleting posts doesn't seem to be so fast! Wrong! Zhen Cheng was reminded by Han Yong like this, and immediately thought of something, a trace of excitement flashed in his eyes, and then he stood up and said loudly, "You mean, Bu Haiqiao has not contacted the outside world for more than a year, has not been on the Internet, and his influence is still huge?" ”
"Originally, I didn't know about Bu Haiqiao! When I saw it yesterday, I was convinced! Bu Haiqiao dealt with your matter, and it took less than a minute to solve it! ”
"Wouldn't it, his hacker Jishu is so awesome?" Zhen Cheng knows that the Internet master is very rebellious, but such a rebellious thing is too appalling.
"He's only" and not a pretty woman, you grab a hair! Zhen Cheng was like a landlord and an old man, his eyes were full of greed, and he stopped loudly, "By the way, what did Bu Haiqiao say?" ”
"Guess!" Han Yong stood up and said with a very bad smile.
"Get out of your grandma, say it quickly!" Zhen Cheng's curiosity was aroused, and he yelled.
"I am Bu Haiqiao, protect my benefactor Zhen Cheng, and delete all unfavorable remarks!" Han Yong pretended to be B's hands behind his back, and said as he walked outside.
"So bullish?" Zhen Cheng stopped and looked at Han Yong's back as he walked away and asked.
"Because his online name is the Emperor of the Water Army!" Han Yong's voice slowly pierced Zhen Cheng's heart through the darkness, and then the sound of Han Yong starting the car was heard.
"Holy! Wait a minute! My car is gone, who will pay! Zhen Cheng slapped his forehead suddenly, and hurriedly rushed out in annoyance, but all he saw was the empty night filled with the alley of the Marshal's Mansion.