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Li Xiaoxing didn't get up from bed for a day and a night, she was so tired, and her emotions went up and down one after another. She has long been overwhelmed by the attribute of salted dried fish, and she has been holding on to it before not giving up halfway.

"Well done, I'm impressed with you." Empress Dowager Li sent a congratulatory telegram, Li Xiaoxing was stunned, she didn't even tell her mother about the game, for fear that she would give up halfway and be ridiculed by Empress Dowager Li, but listening to Empress Dowager Li's meaning, she seemed to go to the scene to watch the game?

"And how do you know about my game? Whoever told you must be Mr. Xun's big mouth, so I shouldn't have let the two of you get in touch. "During Golden Week, Li Xiaoxing and Empress Dowager Li went to Tibet to see her father. Li Xiaoxing recommended Mr. Xun to be the temporary manager of the store with the Empress Dowager Li, but I didn't expect Mr. Xun to do a very good job, and the performance of the store increased by several percentage points.

Li Xiaoxing was aggrieved in his heart, and finally worked hard to go up, not to mention the reward of small money, he had to be trained.

"How could I not know that you were joining a football team? You have a spy in your school, and you will report your situation to me anytime and anywhere, otherwise how can I rest assured that you live on campus alone? Mom cares about you so much, you are Mom's sweetheart, how can you let yourself live independently? If you have to be wronged, I can't die of distress. "Empress Dowager Li's nice words don't want to put money out, it can be seen that Li Xiaoxing is fighting the football field, which makes her feel so gratified. But the content is a bit exaggerated.

Li Xiaoxing coughed so much, he climbed when he saw the pole, "Mom, you're so happy, do you have to give me some reward?" ”

Empress Dowager Li agreed, "Okay, I'll buy you a certificate of one meter by 1.5 meters and stick it on the wall." ”

Li Xiaoxing pouted, "I'm so sad if you say that, I'm so desperate to get a certificate, I don't even have a trophy, whatever, I have to get me a gold medal or something, of course, I will definitely go to the gold store to sell the gold medal." ”

Empress Dowager Li also felt that the reward was too small, so she said: "You take a time, call everyone in your team, I will be the east, please rub it together." ”

This reward is barely okay, although it has little to do with Li Xiaoxing, but the nature of the foodie still makes her nod and agree.

"What are you eating? I'm going to have something good to eat this time. ”

"Look at you, it's like a starving ghost reincarnated for eight lifetimes and haven't eaten anything delicious, other girls are excited when they hear about brand-name clothes and cosmetics, and you forget your last name when you hear about eating. Ouch, the family is unfortunate, the family is unfortunate, who can blame me for my own birth. ”

After a day of rest and a night, Li Xiaoxing was full of vitality and resurrected, she still remembered one thing, that is, Xiong Da promised to dance the striptease in the morning, originally said that they broke into the top four, Xiong Da danced, but this time they are about to compete for the championship, striptease is already too pediatric, they semi-forced Xiong Da agreed, if they won the championship, they would dance pole dance on the spot, who would have thought that they would be able to kill the finals of the championship and runner-up? So Xiong Da didn't feel much reluctance when he agreed, this time he was dumbfounded, the promise he made was fulfilled even if he was kneeling.

At the football team party in the evening, all the girls in the water were girls, the girls took off their jerseys, pants, sneakers, put down their ponytails, put on high heels, dresses, permed curly hair and delicate makeup, Li Xiaoxing was surrounded in the center, hugged left and right, a small waist of one foot eight in the left hand, and a small waist of one foot nine in the right hand.

The cloud sideburns and flowers are shaking, and the hibiscus tent is warm for the spring night. The spring night is bitter and short, and the day is high, and the king does not rise early from then on.

Good poetry, good poetry, a good poem.

If she was born in ancient times, she must be an extremely amorous empress. The kind of faint king who has died in the country.

"I called the coach several times, but no one answered, maybe I was afraid that we would force him to go up and pole dance, do you think we can force him to go up and dance?"

"Of course you can! Didn't we win the Chinese Department desperately just to see him do a pole dance? Even if he hides in the men's bathroom, we'll have to dig him out. ”

"Rest assured, sisters, Xu Tiantian has already gone to arrest people, and Xiong Da can't run."

At first, I really thought that Xu Tiantian and Xiong Da were not ambiguous, it was just a joke from the classmates, but I didn't expect the ambiguity to come true, even Xiong Da's cowardice had already taken off the order, Li Xiaoxing poured a big sip of beer sadly, and the cold one was cool. Tears flowed into my stomach.

Brother Kong slapped her hand, "Why did you drink it again?" Tomorrow night is the final, what if you drink too much and affect the game. ”

"Obediently, my own sister, this is beer, not liquor, I can walk like a fly after drinking a dozen bottles, at most I can run a few times to the toilet, and it is impossible for me to get drunk just because of beer."

This is true, Li Xiaoxing has to drink liquor five catties away to get drunk, and she has never seen her drunk.

"Even if you don't get drunk, you can't drink, in case you get sick to your stomach, I want to control your diet before the game, you just said that you still want to eat barbecue, what barbecue to eat! Don't you know that eating something at night is the easiest time to have a tummy upset? What if you can't hold your sphincter and accidentally get on the field? Brother Kong said earnestly.

"If I'm not mistaken, you said this sentence last time, this will still say, it's still not disgusting enough for me, I'm not seventy or eighty, I can't even control a sphincter." Li Xiaoxing stuck out his tongue in disgust, saying that it was really disgusting.

It didn't take long for Xu Tiantian to come.

"Tiantian, why is it yourself, Xiong Da?"

Xu Tiantian sat down with a huff, "Not in the dormitory, not in the toilet, I took his roommate's mobile phone to call, and finally answered, saying that I went to the Department of Physical Education to reconnoiter the enemy, and I was perfectly mixed into the team of the Department of Physical Education, and no one found out." ”

When Xu Tiantian said this, the big guy couldn't help but laugh when he thought of Xiongda's size. God stress-free blending into the Department of Physical Education.

"Did you find anything?"

"Well...... this" Xu Tiantian suddenly smiled very obscenely, a girl with a little obscene in her innocence in these years is a good girl, she took out her mobile phone, "Look." ”

In the photo, it is the locker room of the physical education department, they have a special locker room, and there are a lot of people in it, and there are also a lot of abs, pectoral muscles, biceps, deltoid muscles...... A feast for muscles.

At the beginning, everyone was discussing how to deal with the tactics of the Department of Physical Education, and slowly they became crooked to the Department of Physical Education, which little brother has a better waist.

I don't know which idiot suddenly said: "Are we competing with the women's football team, why are we shooting the men's locker room?" ”

Silly fork, isn't it a pervert to shoot the women's locker room?

Xu Tiantian called Xiong Da again, this time he answered, and he answered quickly, Xu Tiantian made a gesture of booing, "Everyone be quiet, I'll play the amplification." ”

Xiong Da's rattling murmur, "Hey, sweet ......"

Everyone tacitly sighed - for a while, it was still sweet, it was affectionate enough, most of them had hooked up a long time ago, and they pretended not to have anything to do before, and they were not merciless at all when they trained Xu Tiantian, it was no different from training others, it turned out to be a show.

"Ahem, seriously."

"Oh." Xiong Da didn't know what was wrong, how did he know that a large group of people were waiting for him to say something more with green eyes, "I was caught by the swimming team, and one of their training team members didn't come today, and when the roll call was called, I pretended to be his name, and everyone else thought that I was the kid who came to train on his behalf...... I don't know that there is a training and substitute training, and their coach has acquiesced and is changing his swim trunks...... What the hell am I ...... I can't swim at all! ”

"Hahahaha!!"

The big guy couldn't help but laugh, Xiong Da puffed, followed by a heart-rending yell, "My phone!" ”

What's the situation?

Dropped your phone?

Xu Tiantian: "What's wrong with you?" ”

"The phone fell into the toilet, fortunately it didn't get into the water, and the seller told me that it was waterproof."

Xu Tiantian: "............"

Xiong Da: "Why don't you speak?" ”

Xu Tiantian: "So you fished it out by hand?" ”

(⊙o⊙)…

Xiong Dahou nodded stupidly, "Ah......hhh

Silly.

Xu Tiantian: Distressed - IQ. Is it more appropriate to break up?

Otherwise, if you kill someone, you will be pointed at your nose by the children and shout, "Why did you want to let the DNA of that product into your genes", and I would be teary-eyed when I thought about it.

After a while, Xiong Dacai asked expectantly, "Where are everyone?" ”

One second, two seconds, three seconds, Xiong Dagang breathed a sigh of relief, and heard Xu Tiantian over there say with some annoyance: "Tell you about today's party, forget it, why don't you remember the people who hid out?" ”

The IQ is impressive.

"So what should I do...... You can't just jump into the water. ”

"Aren't you a dog? It's easy to learn to swim with two flutters. Li Xiaoxing interjected unwilling to be lonely, "When I was a child, I played with a group of bare-bottomed melon babies in the small river in my grandmother's hometown, and the one who is called the little white dragon in the waves is the uncle, because those melon babies are too tanned hahahaha!" ”

Everyone couldn't bear to ask about the details in the middle, Kong Wusen touched Li Xiaoxing's head, and sighed again that it was not easy for her mother to raise such a thing. Anyway, I grew up wearing a princess dress, why did I look crooked like this?

There is a professional swimming pool in the Department of Physical Education, which is usually open to the public, but a handful of sweaty male classmates jump into it like dumplings, and who knows that no one mixes something discordant in it, so the girls go very little, and those who can go are all female warriors, wearing bikinis and sitting on the edge of the pool, and the eyes of the brush can stare people alive.

Xiong Da screamed bitterly, everyone here was laughing happily, Xiong Da wanted to sink to the bottom as soon as he got out of the water, and immediately became famous. Or rather, a sinking to fame.

No matter what you say, fame is definitely a good thing.

Since it's a good thing, we have to share it happily together.

Brother Kong, who is particularly wild in the Department of Physical Education, sent a message in the group of the Department of Physical Education, and it didn't take long for a video to shake.

"It's coming, it's coming, someone is live, come and watch."

On the screen, Xiong Da is wearing a pair of swimming trunks that he doesn't know where to go and is covering up and not being able to cover up and mix in the swimming team, which is particularly obvious, because the little brothers in the swimming team are all streamlined, and the skin quality is called a good, Xiong Da's head is one and a half people on the top of his head, and his muscles are bursting, and everyone jokes that Xu Tiantian is a beastist.

At this time, the majestic Tibetan mastiff with a husky living in his heart The coach and his new teammates stood on the edge of the swimming pool in rows, and the coach of the swimming team was not very old.

It turned out that the coach also received a group message from Brother Kong.

I feel sorry for Xiong Da for three seconds, and everyone reads the following happily again.

When the whistle sounded, the bear jumped into the pool as if he were dead, and struggled twice, but after two flutters, he found that his foot could touch the bottom.

In order to ensure the safety of Xiong Da and bring a clearer visual experience to the audience, the coach has just put the water in the pool to a depth of one meter and eight meters, which is exactly the lowest line. Xiong Da is above 1.9 meters tall, and he can't drown. I thought that Xiong Da would have to struggle for a while to find out, but everyone was a little disappointed.

Xiong Da was much more relieved to find that he couldn't drown, but he fluttered for a while, still spinning in place, and didn't go far at all, when his teammates had swam to the opposite side, touched the wall, and then turned back.

A particularly good-looking little brother stopped when he passed by Xiong Da's side and floated on the water, especially like the picture of a mermaid floating up in Pirates of the Caribbean 4, Li Xiaoxing covered his nose, "It's over, I may be bending." ”