Today is the first day of the official opening of the 28th Middle School, the sky is exceptionally clear, the sunshine is exceptionally bright, the flowers on the campus are exceptionally bright, the teacher greets each other with a smile at the school gate, and the students like it very much, Xiaoqin and I have been promoted to the third grade of junior high school and started the new school year, just like a boat going to sea, raising a new sail......

Sail your sister!

If I were an elementary school student who liked to pat the teacher's ass, I might use the above essay style to describe the grand scene of the beginning of school, right? But that's not the case! Believe me! This is not the case!

You haven't had enough of the summer vacation! The summer vacation workout, weight loss, and even study have not been completed! How do you exercise when school starts? How do you lose weight when school starts? How can I study when school starts!

The beginning of the school year is a global catastrophe against humanity! As far as the eye can see, there are young people suffering from school opening syndrome everywhere, all dragging zombie-like steps, and their hearts are entangled in moving slowly in the direction of the teaching building!

The only thing that will be new is the freshman in junior high school! They have just changed from elementary school students who have not dried up to the first life of ru smelly and dry, they are curious about everything and fresh to see, but they can't last long! You will soon find out that learning life in junior high school is as boring as in elementary school! The only good thing is that you don't have to wear a red scarf anymore!

Looking at the freshmen who were eager to meet new people, I felt like I had become an adult again...... In short, they are so naïve.

In the corridor on the third floor, Xiaoqin and I had just seen the sign of the "junior high school (3) class" in front of us when we heard the sound of rapid running behind us.

"You're not late, are you? I'm not late, am I? Pooh asked loudly as he ran over with his bag on his back.

"I forgot that we changed classrooms, and actually ran to the old classroom on the second floor! How to do it! The first day of junior high school is so memorized! ”

To emphasize his feelings, Pooh slapped himself on the forehead, making himself red.

"Don't worry, there's still time." Xiaoqin persuaded on the side, "And the first class is the class teacher Yu's class, even if we are late, we won't be punished in the corridor like the Chinese teacher." ”

"Huh? It turned out to be Yu Jin's class! Then I'm not in a hurry! ”

Pooh slowed down as he spoke, but we had already walked to the side of the classroom, and we were all there right away, whether we were running or walking.

What is Mr. Yu's full name, I don't remember, because he has no sense of existence and is too easy to bully, so his classmates nicknamed him "Yu (Fish) into the Pot", which is quite vivid.

"By the way, Xiaoqin, you were xiexie yesterday!" Pooh said to Celery.

"Thank me?"

"yes!" Pooh patted Xiaoqin's shoulder with a big grin, "Thanks to you, I didn't let my parents quarrel at the parent-teacher conference, what a shame!" ”

In fact, yesterday Daddy Bear and Mama Bear had already quarreled to the point that no one would hold a parent-teacher conference, but Pooh didn't seem to want to admit that she still cared if her parents didn't hold a parent-teacher conference for her.

"Don't thank me, that's what I'm supposed to do." Xiaoqin said modestly, "Girlfriends should help each other!" ”

"That's right!" Pooh's face instantly brightened, "Parents don't care about them!" Let's just work hard and study for the rise of China! ”

What, if the rise of China depends on you two scumbags, then Premier Zhou knows it underground, and he can only clear his tears and sigh in two lines.

The three of us walked into the classroom with the bell in hand, and we finally didn't arrive late on the first day of school.

Out of the importance of the third year of junior high school, everyone got up early today, and the classroom was basically full, but Zhuang Ni's seat was still empty.

Huh? When the class president held a class meeting the day before yesterday, he also said that Zhuang Ni would come back to class in the third year of junior high school, and it was even possible to attend the opening ceremony.

But it's good for me if she doesn't come back, at least it will save me some trouble.

The squad leader, who had been patrolling back and forth, looked at Zhuang Ni's empty seat, and silently began to send text messages, not knowing if he could call Zhuang Ni over.

Gong Caicai's seat was in the first row closest to the podium table, and when Xiaoqin passed through the aisle, she accidentally touched Gong Caicai's stack of textbooks.

"It doesn't matter, right?" Xiaoqin changed her previous approach and immediately said to Gong Caicai, "Caicai, don't be angry with me!" I'll straighten your ...... right away."

Xiaoqin's abnormal behavior frightened Gong Caicai, Gong Caicai's face became whiter than paper, and she said tremblingly:

"No, it's okay! I'm not angry with Xiaoqin! Not before! I haven't even said anything bad about Xiaoqin! Be...... It's true! ”

For some reason, Gong Caicai looked at me behind Xiaoqin while daoqian, as if her primary daoqian target was not Xiaoqin.

I glanced at Gong Caicai quite strangely, but Gong Caicai was so trembling that she dropped all the shell hairpins on the ground, and one of the mechanical pencils in her hand also fell to the ground.

Huh? Gong Caicai shouldn't be so afraid of me, right? She listened to the rumors and thought that I would kill people at every turn, and that was a long time ago! Now she should know that I'm not that scary, and she was still talking for me at the class committee a few days ago!

I suspect that Xiaoqin deliberately bumpered Gong Caicai's textbook so that she could take the opportunity to see if Gong Caicai needed any help to get the stars, but even so, Gong Caicai would not be so frightened.

Because the class leader is in the classroom! Although she is texting Johnny, she is still listening to the movements of the class! The squad leader will definitely protect the weak! Gong Caicai is so scared!

Xiaoqin also asked puzzled, "Is there anything on my face?" Caicai, you weishenme look at me like this......"

"No, nothing......" Gong Caicai was still trembling.

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... Could it be that Caicai said bad things about me behind my back, and now your heart is weak? ”

"I didn't say anything bad about Xiaoqin!" Gong Caicai showed an extremely frightened expression, with a crying voice, and shouted like a little rabbit under the butcher's knife, "What will happen if you say bad things about Xiaoqin, I have already seen it with my own eyes on Zhuang Ni!" I would never speak ill of Xiaoqin! Trust me......"

zuihou said a few words, Gong Caicai said it to me with red eyes, and I suddenly realized: Gong Caicai has always mistakenly thought that the reason why Zhuang Ni was beaten by me at the squad leader's house was because she said bad things about Xiaoqin, Zhuang Ni's swollen face and red neck were beaten by me, which made Gong Caicai remember it vividly, for fear that she would be treated the same.

So eagerly confess that he didn't say anything bad about Xiaoqin? What a worrisome thing!

The reason why Zhuang Ni was treated rough by me was because she called Aunt Ren's aborted child a "thing" and said a lot of things that angered me! I'm not in the habit of hitting women! If Zhuang Ni had said even a soft word at that time, I might have spared her!

So what Gong Caicai was worried about, I slapped Gong Caicai like I did with Zhuang Ni, and then pressed Gong Caicai on the bed and pinched her neck - it couldn't happen! Even Gong Caicai is fighting, and he is still not a man!

Besides, Gong Caicai's physique is actually not as Zhuang Nihaode, if she pinches Gong Caicai's young neck, she will definitely lose her breath in a minute. Gong Caicai can be successfully promoted to angel from this, and fly to heaven to be bullied by other angels.

Soon the class bell rang, and the head teacher, Mr. Yu, told us about the life of half a class, and the remaining half of the class was English.

Few people listened carefully to life lessons, and English lessons ...... Not many people listened carefully.

Everyone is basically immersed in the fond memories of the summer vacation, thinking of the days when they were happy to play, exercise, lose weight, and study during the summer vacation.

The first class of the new semester passed in a blink of an eye, with neither nutrition nor connotation, and no deep impression at all.

During recess, I came out of the men's restroom and received a call from my father.

"Hello? Dad, where did you die? How dare you not go home last night! ”

I reprimanded my children in the tone of a parent, and my father didn't care when he got used to it.

"Xiaolin, didn't my father tell you the truth yesterday? Later, I went to the bar with your Aunt Ren for a drink......"

"Have you been drinking all night!" I could hear my father's voice being a little hoarse, and he probably slept late yesterday.

Dad hesitated for a moment, "It's not like we drank all night, and then we went to the hotel......"

"This kind of thing still has the face to say!? What you did was too blatant! If it weren't for Xiaoqin's constant stupidity in this regard, she would have seen that there was something wrong with the two of you! ”

Actually, I'm not against my dad and Aunt Ren going to open a room, I just think they should finalize the marriage first, and now it's like a one-night stand enhanced version - N night stand, it's not good to say, and if Xiaoqin knows it, it will be a rhythm of ruining the three views.

"Xiaolin, your mind is too impure, in fact, your Aunt Ren and I didn't do anything last night, we are innocent......"

"Liar! The two of you went to the hotel to open a room, and you could not bear to do nothing? It's not like you haven't done it before! ”

"This ...... This time it's different, this time your Aunt Ren is not in a good state, and she drank too much in the bar, so I had to take her to a nearby hotel and open a twin **bed room......"

"Go sleep in a double bed and say you're innocent! Dad, do you know how to write the word innocence! ”

"Because the standard rooms of the ordinary rooms are rented out, there is no way!" Dad explained, "Your Aunt Ren is very drunk, I am afraid that she will sleep alone and there will be some danger in the middle of the night, so I have to accompany her......"

It's not completely superfluous, among my grandfather's old comrades-in-arms, there was a person who was lying on his back after getting drunk, and was suffocated to death by his own vomit.

"That'...... You and Aunt Ren slept in the same bed, didn't you take advantage of the opportunity, did you? Is it really just to take care of her? ”

"Of course! Xiaolin, how can you doubt your father's character! I'm very responsible for keeping Aunt Ren lying on her side! ”

"How did you make Aunt Ren lie on her side?" A sense of foreboding rose in my heart.

"What, the weather is pretty good today, are you still used to school?"

"Don't get off the hook! How did you get Aunt Ren to lie on her side! ”

"Alas! Xiaolin, why do you want to break the casserole and ask the end? It's just a little hug! But I seem to understand now, you can't sleep without a pillow......"

====Divider==== In terms of popularity rankings, yesterday "Indicx" voted for Xiaoqin with all the flowers accumulated in February, and the book friend "y1c2f3z4" showed himself for the first time that he was a supporter of the class leader, and there were 1528 well-documented historical flowers and 210 bump votes on the fan list, which have been included in the name of the class leader.

Book friend "Yichuan Qingmo" voted for Xiaoqin and left a message "Please be kind to Teacher Shuiqin", "ZYoungyoung" supported Aunt Ren while supporting the class leader, and "Allure Laughing Crazy Clown" not only supported Xiaoqin, but also supported Pooh and Zha Ye (hoping that Zha Ye would become a robot).

Overall, the recent vote growth of the squad leader and Xiaoqin is very ferocious, and the forced rabbit, as a robot, has the momentum to surpass Xiaojuan and win the first place in Group B.