"I'm an intern at a pet hospital! I went inside the car to take care of the dogs! Which of you comes with me? Xiao Ding volunteered.

Although the 200 dogs in the truck were dirty and smelly, the volunteers didn't care at all, but they couldn't wait to take care of these "closest human friends" as soon as possible.

"Don't stop me!" The dog-loving rich woman shouted, "I'm going to feed these dogs myself!" Xiaoding, you help me, I can't go up by myself! ”

Ma Huiyu frowned and said, "Sister Xu, you have occasional asthma, and the smell in the carriage is not good, so don't make a mess." ”

"Sister Ma is right! Sister Xu, don't come! ”

As one of the few male volunteers, Xiao Ding is the stronger one, and he is unwilling to embarrass his male compatriots, and he is very trustworthy at this time.

"There were only three men, all of whom got in the car with me! For the other three places, among your female compatriots, choose those who are in good health and will definitely not get motion sickness! There is no air conditioning here, the smell is not good, you pass out inside, everyone has to take care of you! ”

After that, he lowered his voice and added: "If black and white impermanence wants to drive people down halfway, maybe there will be a fight, and I think I am not afraid to come up!" ”

It is said that aiqing can change a person's character, since Xiao Ding made up his mind to compete with Fan Chuan for Xiaohong, he has become more courageous than before, it seems that in addition to exercising his muscles, he also has to exercise his courage, so that he can become a person worthy of Xiaohong.

Squad leader, you didn't expect that, right? Xiao Ding has become braver than before, because he is in love with your brother! Don't admire Xiao Ding's fearlessness! Hurry up and find a way to protect your brother's chrysanthemum!

The rich woman surnamed Xu did not get the opportunity to enter the carriage because of physical problems, and felt deeply regretful, and the squad leader Shu Sha was very willing to go to the carriage to take care of the dog, but when she thought of her hunter aura, she hesitated, and then Ma Huiyu said to her:

"Shusha, you sit in the passenger seat of the jeep, and follow me to the service area to find out the situation - there are our people in the big truck, and we are not afraid that they will run away."

"Me?" Shu Sha was surprised, "Shouldn't you let more important people go with Sister Ma first......

"Just come with me." Ma Huiyu said firmly, "What to do next, I want to discuss with you." I can see it, don't look at your young age, your thinking is really very thorough, you can be my negotiation assistant today. ”

Shu Sha nodded, "If Sister Ma doesn't dislike me as a newcomer, I will try my best to be a good negotiation assistant." ”

Half of what happened on the highway was relayed to me by the squad leader, and half was what she turned on on her mobile phone so that I could hear it with my own ears, and I didn't put down my mobile phone and went out to take a taxi and asked the driver to drive directly to the nearest service area of Daguang Expressway.

"Squad leader, you wait, I'll go over and help you now! You first find a way to stabilize each other, and don't start a conflict first! ”

"Alas," the squad leader said worriedly, "I said that you don't use it, you are not well, and you should rest at home......"

The taxi driver's ears were very pointed, and when he heard the squad leader say that I was not in good health, he couldn't help but laugh out loud when he saw the strong muscles showing out of the neckline of my T-shirt through the rearview mirror.

"Young man, your girlfriend is so funny! You are not in good health like this, and I am so thin, don't you want to be considered a tuberculosis ghost? ”

"yes," I continued, "my girlfriend doesn't let me do anything at home, I'm afraid I'll be tired." ”

took advantage of the squad leader verbally, but now the squad leader has accommodated me everywhere because I have a heart attack, and I am in the middle of the whirlpool of incidents of stopping cars and saving dogs, and he can't distinguish his mind from refuting me.

"Which high school to attend?" The driver expertly turned the steering wheel and asked me in the rear passenger seat.

Because of my tall stature, I was mistaken for a high school student, and I didn't bother to explain at this time, so I replied directly: "Dongshan No. 1 Middle School." ”

"You young people are so free now, they have been living together since high school." The driver sighed, "I think my wife and I ...... back then"

Actually, I'm a junior high school student, but if you're honest now, you'd think we were living together in junior high school, and you'd be even more surprised, right?

"Ye Lin, you don't have to ......" The squad leader was on the other side of the phone, and he also heard the conversation between the taxi driver and me, but in terms of time and space, there was neither the need nor the condition to correct the driver's misunderstanding - she still blindly prevented me from wading into troubled waters in the high-speed service area.

I made up my mind that I was going to help the squad leader no matter what, but I couldn't help but want to take advantage of it verbally, so in front of the taxi driver, I raised my voice and said to the mobile phone microphone:

"Stop talking nonsense! Anyway, don't forget to buy groceries when you get home tonight! ”

"Huh?" The squad leader was stunned by what I said.

"Eh, what? Don't you know that our refrigerator is empty! I wanted to laugh in my heart, but on the surface, I pretended to be very serious and showed the driver, "I'll solve the matter outside!" You just have to buy the groceries and cook the food, and let me go home and eat what I have! ”

"And the fruit was washed for me after the meal! Wash me yourself! Do you hear me? "I couldn't help but laugh out loud when I said Zuihou.

The squad leader's tone sank suddenly, and I felt that the mobile phone earpiece suddenly had the function of an air conditioner, making my ears feel the temperature close to freezing.

"Ye Lin, I'm talking to you about serious things, is it interesting that you always take advantage of me verbally? I'm not happy if you do this again. ”

"That...... I'm joking! I hurriedly said, "Don't be angry, I'll meet you on the highway soon!" I'll talk about it in detail then! ”

The squad leader seemed to be quite noisy on the other side, so he hung up on my phone, and I stuffed the phone back into my trouser pocket in a strange way.

"Poof," the taxi driver couldn't help but laugh when he heard Deyun Club's cross talk, "Young man, you're not light or heavy, make your girlfriend angry, right?" Go home and wait to kneel on the washboard! ”

Anyway, the phone had already hung up, and the squad leader couldn't hear it, so I said stiffly: "She is also verbal, and she still listens to me when she gets home!" I told her to go east, but she didn't dare to go west! If she dares to talk back, I'll spank her! Hit one round and be honest......"

Suddenly, a spam text message was sent to my phone, and I was so unprepared that I almost jumped up in the back seat.

The taxi driver looked at me through the rearview mirror with sympathetic eyes, nodded and said, "Little brother, don't say it!" I believe it! I believe it all! ”

Feed! Why do you look at me? I've really spanked the squad leader's ass! Even the ass of the squad leader's younger brother was beaten by me! As long as the class leader's parents don't come back, I'm already at the top of the food chain at the class leader's house!

Anyway, although I went out in a hurry this time, I still made a little preparation.

First of all, tell my dad who just got up that the squad leader can't come today because of something, and I have to go out temporarily, so that he doesn't have to worry, I'll call him when I come back late.

My father told me to pay attention to safety and not to fight with others, and gave me some money for taxis and meals, which I took casually.

Mobile phones, keys, wallets, and a three-piece set for going out are something you can't forget no matter what.

In addition, I also brought the "Commander of a Thousand" Swiss Army Knife that Xiaoqin returned to me at Cuisong Mountain.

It's not that I feel like I have a heart attack, I have become empty-handed and have no confidence, and I want to use knives with dog dealers, but I think this multi-functional wilderness survival knife, with flashlight, can opener, hacksaw, ballpoint pen, magnifying glass and other functions, is really a necessary tool for home travel, killing people and goods, and it is worth carrying around.

When you arrive at the high-speed service area, what if you need to use a flashlight to check the dark places? What if the canned dog brought by the volunteer is not accompanied by a canning opener? What if the lock on the iron cage rusts and a hacksaw is needed? What if the sale and purchase agreement needs to be signed with a ballpoint pen? What if I can find any clues with a magnifying glass?

The tool is a man's Langman, I want to show off in front of everyone with a Commander Swiss Army knife, and the mood is like a woman who has bought a beautiful dress and is eager to wear it on the street to show others!

Listening to Dr. Yu's casual conversation, he went to the American friend's house before graduating from college, and the male host rarely showed off the luxury car parked outside the house, but often took out the "hardware set of 120 pieces of tool set" from the basement, showing off that this is the original German toolbox!

Sure enough, the screwdriver and the drill belong to the man's Lang Man! The American middle class can obviously afford the luxury cars that Chinese flock to, but they rarely actually buy them, and they look down on the group of people who show off their wealth with luxury cars, often mocking: "Only JJ small men go to buy luxury cars."

I'm not going to show off with a luxury car (and I don't have any), but I'm going to show off with a versatile Swiss Army knife, which is meant to be showed off, not for fighting.

Besides, I am also self-aware, even if I don't suffer from heart disease, it is almost impossible to defeat a strong adult with my close size to a high school student and martial arts.

In addition to the Swiss Army knife, I also grabbed the sunglasses that I had next to the saber.

It was given to me by Amy, and she wore it too big herself, and I kept it even though I didn't use it much.

The reason why I had to wear sunglasses was because I thought that it was easy to get on the news when I stopped a car and rescued a dog, and if a reporter came and took me into the camera, it might cause trouble.

Because I'm an actor anyway! The first season of "The Legend of the Demon Ding" has not yet been broadcast in the United States, and I am not worried that someone will recognize me as the one who plays the deaf and dumb evil monk, but Director Cao's "Bloody Battle of Jinling" has already been broadcast on the Internet! In the second half, I replaced Wu Sheng to play the evil young man of Jinling, what if there are netizens who have watched this micro-movie and recognize me!

At my strong request, Wu Sheng's name has always been typed in the cast, and there is no word "Ye Lin", but it's not good to cause trouble to Wu Sheng! "Melancholy brother" Wu Sheng is now recuperating in a quiet small village under the Alps with his father, who is a diplomat, and I must not let him become a topic of conversation and disturb his purity! His depression is pathetic! I'm only 18 years old, and I look like I'm 80 years old!

Another advantage of wearing sunglasses to hide my identity is that it can hide the vicious eyes, otherwise, how dare the taxi driver look at me like a murderer and make jokes about kneeling on the washboard?