The idea of showing Xiaoqin the suicide note on my phone just flashed through my mind, and I quickly dispelled it.

No matter how numb this suicide note is and how embarrassing it is, just what is revealed in it, the unusual relationship between me and Xiaoqin's parents must be kept secret from Xiaoqin for the time being.

But Xiaoqin's continued depression during this time, I can't let it go, even if I use some extraordinary means, I want to make Xiaoqin lively again.

So I gently slapped Xiaoqin on the head.

No, it's not so much a fight, it's better to say that I put my right fist on the top of Xiaoqin's head and gently pressed it down, making Xiaoqin involuntarily lower her head, and the whole action is very funny, super like teasing a cat.

Xiaoqin was puzzled, "Huh? Ye Lin, what do you do? ”

I didn't answer Xiaoqin's question, I continued to stretch out my hand and pressed it on Xiaoqin's head again, Xiaoqin was forced to lower the action, looking quite cute.

"Weishenme wants to play with my head?" Xiao Qin, who was lying on the bed, blinked and blinked with her eyes, a little aggrieved, a little innocent, and still didn't understand what I meant.

I pressed Qin's head a third time, literally using her as a tumbler or some other compressible toy.

Xiaoqin didn't resist at first, let me press back and forth, and talked about Liu Ruoying's "Love You Very Much" before, saying that she should bless me to find a more haode girlfriend as a childhood sweetheart, such a serious and sad topic, because I teased Xiaoqin like a cat, it became not serious at all, not sad at all.

"Is my head that fun? Ye Lin's classmate weishenme...... "Xiaoqin didn't finish speaking, and I lowered it again, and gradually she also showed the protest expression of the cat being played with repeatedly.

"Of course it's fun," I said, "how much fun you used to poke me with your fingers and rulers, and how much fun it was when I pressed your head." ”

Xiaoqin, whose head is still lowered every few seconds, gradually puffs up her cheeks.

When I saw this scene, I couldn't help but remember the nursery rhyme I heard when I was a child:

"The toad is angry, angry until August 15, August 15 kills the pig, and the toad is so angry that he cries......"

"I—I'm not a toad!" Xiaoqin finally couldn't help it.

"Not necessarily," I sneered, "and the mentally ill say he's not mentally ill." ”

Xiaoqin's brows furrowed high: "Classmate Ye Lin actually said that I was a toad!?" Even if I'm not as good as a white swan like a work chief, it's too much to say I'm a toad! ”

I wanted to say: you are all swans, and I am the toad who wants to eat swan meat. But if I think about it, this sentence is redundant in order to stimulate the melancholy Xiaoqin, so I continue to press Xiaoqin's head.

"Haha, I don't know what animal I'm playing with, she's so stupid that it makes people want to bully. In fact, people should be good at finding bright spots in observation, I think toads are quite cute, and there are a lot of cute spots......"

"Just、Even a very cute toad is a toad! Ye Lin played with me like a toad, it was too much! ”

I feel more like I'm playing with a cat, but as long as Qin can regain her spirits, it doesn't matter how she understands it.

"I don't know if it's a toad, but if you're dissatisfied, why don't you hit me...... Isn't there a taboo between childhood sweethearts, and they should be fighting and making trouble? ”

After I reminded her, Xiaoqin probably found out that what I am doing so far is very similar to some boys in the class deliberately owing money to girls, and then attracting the other party to chase and beat them.

She was still hesitating if she came to chase me, would it cause me to be beaten by the little overlord, but at this time I recited the nursery rhyme again:

"Toad Toad Drum ......"

"Ye Lin's classmates bully people! Nothing on my body is green! I'm not a toad princess! ”

Who said you were a toad princess! Can you hear the word "air drum" as "princess"! Could it be that you are the fairy tale character "Toad Princess" relative to the "Frog Prince", and you can turn back into a princess just by getting a kiss from the prince?

While expressing a solemn protest against me, Xiaoqin waved her pink fist and hit me in an irregular manner.

A punch that was completely devoid of martial arts literacy, I sat on the study chair and flashed backwards, easily dodging it.

He got up from the study chair and ran to the door to escape, while provoking Xiaoqin:

"If you have the ability, you can jump and jump over and chase me!"

Xiaoqin was so angry that I pouted how high she was, and said dissatisfiedly: "Jumping and jumping over to chase you, that's the toad!" ”

I stretched out my hand and pointed to Xiaoqin's bed: "Even if you don't jump over and chase me, you are still a toad lying on the lotus leaf and not moving!" ”

"I'm not a toad!"

To prove it, Qin jumped from the bed to the ground. Because Aunt Ren's house generally has a carpet on the floor, everyone does not wear slippers when they enter the house, and Xiaoqin only wears cotton breathable socks and steps directly on the carpet.

At this time, I noticed that although Xiaoqin's socks were candy-colored and not green, there was really a cartoon frog that was so small that it was almost invisible when it approached the cuff of the socks!

"And you say it's not a toad?" I sarcastically said, "All of them have their pictures printed on their socks!" ”

Xiaoqin also noticed that the socks on her feet were not good for her, but still defended: "This is not a toad!" This is Frog Taro! ”

I feigned surprise and said, "Huh? Or a Japanese toad? After the Fukushima nuclear disaster, it couldn't find a clean pond, so it took refuge in China? ”

"It's not a toad, it's a frog Taro......"

"I used to be a frog, but after being exposed to nuclear radiation, I became a toad, right?"

As if she had been enlightened, Xiao Qin's face briefly appeared with a (⊙o⊙) expression.

"It turns out that the toad was conjured up after the frog was irradiated......"

I casually said that you would believe it! There were toads tens of thousands of years ago, but how could there be a nuclear power plant tens of thousands of years ago! How did you learn your biology class! The biology teacher is crying!

So I cried and laughed: "In the Song Dynasty, there was a saying 'toads want to eat swan meat', but where did the nuclear power plant come from in the Song Dynasty!" ”

Xiaoqin was stunned, and she hadn't woken up for a while, "It's not necessarily nuclear radiation, maybe that frog was ...... by the microwave oven of the Song Dynasty."

The microwave oven of the Song Dynasty, did you travel back in time to invent it! With your poor science grades, even if you actually build something that looks similar, it will explode at the flip of a switch!

"Someone has done an assassination! The folk girl who offered the treasure blew up the emperor to death! ”

There was a lot of chaos in the palace, and taking advantage of the chaos, Xiaoqin, dressed as a folk girl, jumped over the wall and escaped.

"Damn! It looks very similar, how can it explode! I finally used the method taught to me by Ye Lin, using potatoes to generate electricity and start the machine......"

Hey, even if you have traveled back to the Song Dynasty, don't say such unscientific things casually! I did mention to you that using the acidic environment in potatoes, copper and zinc can be used as positive and negative electrodes, so that each potato can produce about 0.5 volts of voltage and 0.2 milliamps of current...... But don't try to start the microwave with that little power!

At the end of the day, what you're doing is just looking like a microwave oven, but it's actually a dirt bomb! What kind of holiday do you have with the emperor of the Song Dynasty, weishenme has to make a special trip back to assassinate him!

After spending 10 seconds playing the theater in my head, I sneered at Xiaoqin: "I actually think that the Song Dynasty had a microwave oven, it turns out that you are not only a toad, but also a stupid toad!" ”

And regardless of the strong dissatisfaction on Xiaoqin's face, he reached out again to press her head, and said in his mouth: "Toad, toad, toad......"

"Ye Lin is too much! Uncle can bear it, and aunt can't bear it! Xiao Qin said angrily, "Look at my Xiao Qin Iron Fist!" ”

As he spoke, he came over to chase me, which was exactly what I wanted, and I immediately opened the door and fled to the living room, and made a grimace at Xiaoqin before going out.

Xiaoqin could no longer care about maintaining her non-existent ladylike reserve in front of our parents, and chased me into the living room.

"Come back! Don't run away! Let me hit! ”

Xiao Qin was puffing up on the surface, but her voice was full of joy, chasing me from behind.

There was a sofa in front of me, and I deliberately shiyan's own control of viral heart disease, holding on to the back of the sofa, like a saddle horse, easily jumped over the sofa, and when I landed, I used the strength of Yin and Yang to scatter my hands, and only made a small sound.

Xiaoqin did the same, and also turned over the sofa and chased after me.

I crossed the couch and turned around and ran back into Qin's bedroom, and Qin tried to stop me, but I just made a false shot and started running around the living room again.

"I'm not stupid! It's not a toad either! Hurry up to me daoqian! ”

I don't know if it has anything to do with Aunt Ren next to her, Xiaoqin spoke a little hard.

"Daoqian or something, wait until you catch up with me!"

My dad was washing dishes in the kitchen, Aunt Ren was watching, and occasionally picking and choosing on my dad's work, at this time the two of them saw Xiaoqin chasing me behind, but it was obviously a childish joke, and they didn't take it seriously at all, so they just looked at each other and laughed, thinking that the children were naïve.

After skipping the sofa three times and the coffee table four times, I felt that I should stop testing the limits of my heart, in case I got sick in front of so many people, I couldn't hide it anymore.

In addition, Xiaoqin's physical strength is also depleted faster than expected, which may be related to her coming to menstruation.

So I deliberately slowed down around the corner and let Qin catch up with me.

She was screaming to hit me, but she was about to catch up with me, but she hesitated again, and her two clenched little fists were not raised or put down.

Still moving forward by inertia, I turned back to face her before she was about to hit me, and took her in my arms.

There is no emotion, mainly a hug to express comfort, even if it is seen by my father and Aunt Ren, I don't think it matters.

"I'm sorry."

I'm for the toad incident to Xiaoqin daoqian, but not just for this to Xiaoqin daoqian.

A hug and a "I'm sorry" are not enough to soothe the grievances suffered by Xiaoqin, but I will try to continue to make amends.

Xiaoqin suddenly changed from chasing me to being held in my arms, her mood did not adjust for a while, and her face was red and frozen.

What's more, not far away, our parents are watching dumbfounded.