Chapter 328: Playing with Masochism
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In these years, there are few people who own private cars, and the new Lada kisses the stone pillar in full view of everyone, okay, this shocks the masses no less than tanks fighting each other on the street!
The people already have the attribute of watching the excitement, and in five or six seconds, everyone who heard the collision sound in the courtyard and outside the courtyard surrounded it with a pole!
Some of them are still fast, shouting, "Someone! There's someone in the car! No response!! ”
This scares the out of buddy!
I shouted Zhuang Shaofei's name. The hand kept dialing the person in front of him, "Let Jean!" Let's get it! Zhuang Shaofei!! ”
People are crowded!
It's called a dense, all stretching their necks to look at the car, looking at rare animals, good letters, dead or alive don't give me a place!
Don't say I can't get in, just this scene, the people in the car can't get out!
"Let's go!!"
I shouted so loudly that my throat was split, and as soon as the sound came out, I was drowned in the gossip of people, no one listened to me, the crowd was crowded, and they all worked hard towards the smoking car, expressing their opinions in their mouths!
I'm in a hurry!
Dude 'smack'!! slapped his thigh, "The car is going to explode!! ”
A poignant out-
The crowd hugged their heads in unison, 'brush~', it's not an exaggeration, that's really called scattering and running away!
Some even cooperated with me and shouted, "Evacuate!" Evacuate to safety! It's smoking! It's going to blow up right away!! ”
I didn't move, I laughed happily, what's wrong!
The field of vision finally widened, and I rushed over to the car with smoke from the hood, "Zhuang Shaofei!" ”
"Girl! Don't come closer! Danger! ”
The crowd squatting with their heads in their arms seven or eight meters away kindly reminded me, "The guards will come with fire extinguishers immediately!" ”
I don't care about them, the water tank is smoking, how can it explode so easily!
Besides, it was so crowded at the beginning that the guards couldn't even get in!
One by one, let me say something, it's not a big deal!
"Zhuang Shaofei!!"
The windshield of the car is scattered like a chrysanthemum pattern, and it is not broken, but it is not clear what is going on in the cab!
I had no choice but to run to the cab, and the door was pulled down, but before it could be opened, the archer knocked on the door and window again, and got closer. Only then did I find out that Zhuang Shaofei in the cab was covered with blood!
"Zhuang Shaofei, you ......"
I'm a little confused, and the blood is normal. There is no airbag this year, and the driver will 100% hit the head and break the blood flow when he hits the stone pillar!
It is......
Zhuang Shaofei's reaction was not right, he was neither fainting nor nervous, this guy was sitting in the cab laughing!
That's a joy to be happy!
I'm stupid to hit my head!
"Hey!"
I kept knocking on the window. "Are you alright!!"
"It's okay!!"
Zhuang Shaofei replied to me in the car, opened the car door, and staggered out with blood on his head, still smiling on his face, very pleasant, enjoyable, "Fish!" You're so witty! Hahaha! Explode! Dude's car crashed down the pillar and exploded? It's too crispy! If it really blows up, it's fine! Dude has ascended to heaven! ”
See Zhuang Shaofei. The dispersed crowd boiled again, "Run! Stay away from the car! Far away!! ”
"Damn! Hahaha! ”
Zhuang Shaofei covered his head and looked around, and couldn't help laughing, "Yu'er, our national situation is funny enough, hey!" I thank you young and old! Feel relieved! I can't blow up this car! It can't endanger everyone's life! It's all gone! Go back to your own home, find your own mother!! ”
"Garlic, don't make a fuss!!"
I helped him and shielded the crowd of good believers, "Didn't you leave a long time ago, how could you still hit the stone pillar!" ”
As he was talking, the guard came over with a fire extinguisher, and after a brief look at Zhuang Shaofei's situation, he began to extinguish the smoke in the car, that's right, it was to extinguish the smoke!
Let's say it can't be blown up, the car is making smoke all the time, and everyone is trembling when they look at it!
"Me, I'll be lively for a while......"
Zhuang Shaofei's spirit was okay, holding his bleeding head and looking at me with a smile, "Isn't this watching your eldest brother leave, I'm still crying here." Dude is looking for help you chase, but in a hurry, I didn't play well, and I smashed it! Grassy! ”
"Help me chase my big brother? You're not idle! ”
I think he's left to worry about that. The point is that the blood is so fierce that he can't even cover it!
With the help of the guards, I took him to the emergency department of the hospital first to treat the wound.
"Fish, buddy, don't you just eat too much pickles, you're gone!"
Zhuang Shaofei doesn't care, his mouth is not idle when he bandages, and he is stinky and poor!
Fortunately, he didn't need stitches, so the nurse wrapped a few loops of gauze around his forehead, and the guy was still beautiful when he looked in the mirror. "Hey, Master Jin, buddy looks like a wounded man when he dresses up like this, heroic sons and daughters! Shoot that at me. Like not! ”
"Like a fart!"
I didn't have a good anger to smack him, and I also consulted with a familiar doctor about his injury, and there were no sequelae or something.
The doctor suggested that Zhuang Shaofei was doing a detailed examination, but Zhuang Shaofei didn't need it. After the bandage, he borrowed the phone from the doctor's office to find his friend, came to tow the truck, and said in a good tone, knowing that he had crashed, and those who didn't know thought he had really done something!
I don't feel scared at all!
"Xiao Jin, I don't think there should be any problem with him......"
The doctor didn't worry much about Zhuang Shaofei's state as if he had taken the wrong medicine, and gave me a medicine order after two sentences, "To prevent tetanus, just go back and let him eat according to the instructions." ”
I nodded and thanked Zhuang Shaofei for taking medicine, thinking to myself, this is really a pure local tyrant. Let's not talk about how thick this guy is, normally your car crashes like a bear, you don't have to feel distressed!
How precious!
Bac Ninh City is full of only a few new Ladas!
No!
Zhuang Shaofei didn't have a trace of sadness after wiping his face clean, he should call a friend a friend, he was quite chic after the car was towed away, standing in the courtyard and looking at the stone pillar sighed, "Yu'er, thanks to this stone pillar, you said that if the buddy knocks it out, this robbery will not have to pestle my head again!" ”
"You can rest for a while!"
I handed him the medicine and the medical treatment form, "Pick it up, don't forget to take the medicine when you go home!" ”
The eldest brother had not been gone for more than an hour. It's such a thing, it's enough to make trouble!
"Shh
Zhuang Shaofei didn't care about the medicine after taking it, and he fell and beaten, "What can I do if I don't eat it." Can buddy die? ”
"You're not done!"
I looked at him sideways, it was noon, the sun was shining, and Zhuang Shaofei had gauze wrapped around his head. The facial features are handsome and playful, coupled with the jacket next to the body, the handbag is sandwiched under the big arm, and the whole body is really full of the taste of the second ancestor of the son!
Something so big happened, he looked like he was fine!
"Zhuang Shaofei, what's wrong with you today! It's okay to help me chase after some big brother! ”
I was also angry, "I believe that others can crash cars, how much do you have to drink to aim and crash, what's the matter, play masochism!" ”