Chapter Seventy-Six: Temptation
"I'm not your mother, you go away! Get away from me! The middle-aged man was a little frightened and shouted loudly, his face turned even redder, and his hands tried hard to push away the second elder of the Yao family who was pulling his clothes, but he didn't want to use too much force and pushed the second elder of the Yao family to the ground. ()
However, at this time, the second elder of the Yao family was like an unbeatable strong, and after getting up from the ground, he reluctantly ran to the middle-aged man, and shouted loudly with an aggrieved face: "Mom, don't ignore me!" I know it's wrong! ”
"I'm not your mother! Stay away from me! The middle-aged man couldn't bear it anymore and yelled loudly.
"Mom!" The second elder of the Yao family looked aggrieved, with tears in his eyes, and looked at the middle-aged man pitifully, how pitiful he looked.
"You go away! Don't call me Mommy! "The middle-aged man is very hot, but he doesn't dare to really take this 'crazy' second elder of the Yao family.
"But, you're your mother!" The second elder of the Yao family muttered loudly, and his eyes still peeked at the middle-aged man from time to time.
The middle-aged man felt that he was about to go crazy, but he didn't have a problem with the second elder of the Yao family, who recognized him as his mother, and looked at others with help, but no one was willing to help him out of the siege!
Actually, it's not that everyone doesn't help him, but they can't help, because now everyone is basically thundered, and the sky is thundering! It was the only thought in everyone's minds at this time.
Besides, they don't know how to help, now the performance of the second elder of the Yao family is clearly a doll that has not been weaned, and looking at the second elder of the Yao family like this, it seems that he recognizes that the middle-aged man is his mother, they can't forcibly break up the mother and son!
"Sister, do you think he's really crazy or fake?" After seeing this scene, Feng Da's forehead was full of black lines, and he couldn't help but ask.
"If you think he's really crazy, that's really crazy, and if you think he's pretending to be crazy, that's fake." Leng Ruoxue said like a tongue twister.
"Ugh! Sister's words are getting more and more profound! Feng Da wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said.
“haha! It seems that things are getting more and more lively. Leng Ruoxue said with a faint smile, she really looked at the second elder of the Yao family, and she didn't expect him to be able to do this.
In fact, she knew very well that the second elder of the Yao family was not crazy at all, he just had to pretend to be crazy and stupid in order to survive, otherwise, the second elder of the Yao family was very afraid that he and others were coming up with some way to torture him, and it was certain that the first thing that the second elder of the Yao family did when he returned to the Yao family was to get rid of these people from the affiliated families, and then to retaliate against them, hmm! Does she really want to let the tiger go back to the mountain! Forget it, let's take a look at the performance of the second elder of the Yao family first! Leng Ruoxue secretly thought in her heart.
"Sister, you also sold Guanzi." Fonda couldn't help but grumble.
“haha! And what about your own judgment? Leng Ruoxue asked with a smile.
"I think this old man must be pretending to be crazy, we just gave him so much medicine, he would rather pretend to be dead than wake up, how can he be really crazy." Feng Da analyzed, the old man's will is firm, and his heart is good! It's impossible to go crazy because of this blow.
"Huh! Let's just watch the show. Leng Ruoxue smiled evilly and said, since this old man likes to pretend to be crazy and stupid, if she doesn't cooperate with Haode, is she sorry for this old man's acting skills!
Thinking of this, she turned her head and whispered a few words to Fonda, after which Fonda turned and left.
When Feng Da came back, there was an extra piece of raw meat in his hand, and the meat was still dripping blood, which looked very fresh.
Feng Da walked in front of the second elder of the Yao family, looked at the second elder of the Yao family with a kind face, and touched his head like a dog, before he spoke: "Yao Yao, stop pestering your mother, aren't you hungry?" Uncle, here's a piece of meat, you should eat it quickly! Don't go hungry, my uncle will be distressed. ”
"Ugh!" When the people present heard Feng Da's words, the corners of their mouths couldn't help twitching, and their foreheads were full of black lines, and they all thought in their hearts, this guy is too bad! It was really shameless to take a piece of bloody raw meat for the second elder of the Yao family to eat, and to call someone Yao Yao, and to call himself an uncle, but they didn't dare to say this, so they could only think about it in their hearts.
And the second elder of the Yao family, who was pretending to be crazy and stupid, heard Feng Da's words, looked at the piece of raw meat he was holding in his hand again, and forcibly resisted the feeling of wanting to vomit, his brows wrinkled even more imperceptibly, and his mind turned sharply to think and think, zuihou, he still had to reach out and take the piece of meat that was still dripping with blood.
Although he didn't want to take it over, he was afraid that if he refused, Leng Ruoxue and others would find out that he was pretending to be crazy, because he knew very well that now that he didn't want to die, it was very likely that the other party would not let him go, and he would keep this life and go back to Yao's house! So, even in disgust, he had to swallow the piece of meat.
That piece of meat was very fat, and it was very tiresome to look at, although the second elder of the Yao family had made up his mind to eat it, but he couldn't eat it for a long time, and his heart was entangled.
"Yao Yao, why don't you eat! Aren't you hungry? Eat it! Such a big piece is enough for you to eat, don't be afraid! No one is going to rob you. Feng Da smiled and comforted, almost laughing in his heart, hehe! Sister is really bad, she actually wants the second elder of the Yao family to eat raw meat, the meat not only looks bloody, but also very fat! It's disgusting just to look at, not to mention having to eat it.
After listening to Feng Da's words, the second elder of the Yao family simply turned his heart sideways, and then stuffed the flesh that was still bloody into his mouth, the meat was slippery and greasy, the shredded meat was still very thick, with a faint fishy smell, plus his front teeth were knocked out by Feng Da, so he took several bites, but he couldn't bite off the meat, and the feeling of wanting to vomit kept surging up his throat...
"Yao Yao, uncle is wrong, he shouldn't have brought you such a big piece of meat, you kid has no teeth, come, uncle will help you cut it into pieces and eat it." Feng Da watched the battle between the second elder of the Yao family and the piece of meat, and secretly laughed in his heart, but there was an expression on his face that he had done something wrong, and then, he snatched the piece of raw meat from the mouth of the second elder of the Yao family, and took out a knife from the storage ring, 'Brush! Brush! Brush! After a few clicks, the meat was cut into pieces, and the fat and thin were very even, and after cutting, the meat was held up with a huge leaf, and returned to the second elder of the Yao family.
The second elder of the Yao family looked at the meat in his hand, wanting to cry without tears, and in order not to be found out by Leng Ruoxue and the others, he had to swallow the vomited thing again, and then, picked up a piece of meat cut into pieces, put it in his mouth, and swallowed it directly without chewing...
Long.
Feng Da saw that the second elder of the Yao family had eaten all the meat, and he admired it in his heart, and then took out a piece of meat from the ring, cut it into pieces with a knife, handed it to the second elder of the Yao family, and said with a smile: "Come, Yao Yao, eat some!" It's the time to grow your body, but don't starve yourself! ”
"Uncle! I'm full! The second elder of the Yao family forcibly endured the feeling of nausea and said, he really didn't want to eat it, and he couldn't eat it anymore! Otherwise, he would have to show his stuffing, and besides, the meat that Feng Da took out this time turned out to be even fatter than the one just now, Nima, isn't this deliberately fixing him!
Actually, he really guessed right, the reason why Leng Ruoxue asked Feng Da to do this was to rectify him, because Leng Ruoxue wanted to see how far this second elder of the Yao family could endure in order to pretend to be crazy and stupid, and this was just the beginning.
"Yao Yao, children can't panic! You obviously haven't eaten enough, how can you lie to your uncle! Are you? Feng Da said disapprovingly, and then asked the others.
"Yes! Yao Yao, hurry up and eat! Chi Rui said very cooperatively, and he had already laughed in his heart, hehe! This second elder of the Yao family is really pitiful, thinking that he can escape if he is crazy? With his understanding of Leng Ruoxue and the others, he knew that it was impossible at all, so they wouldn't let him go easily!
"Yao Yao, eat quickly! Look how good this uncle is to you and how much he cares about you! ”
"Yes! Yao Yao, children can't help but listen to adults, let you eat and eat! ”
Everyone was forced to persuade out loud under pressure, and their words made the second elder of the Yao family secretly hate, and secretly remembered the person who spoke out in his mind, hum! Let you be proud for a while, and there will be times when you regret it.
"Yao Yao, you see that so many uncles and aunts care about you so much, you can't live up to our hearts!" Fonda reminded with a smile.
"Oh!" The second elder of the Yao family responded lightly, and then picked up the meat extremely reluctantly and began to stuff it into his mouth, but when he swallowed the meat with nausea, he found that Feng Da took out another piece of meat, and he didn't think about it, so he directly pretended to faint.
"Ugh! Yao Yao, what's wrong with you? Feng Da was shocked, and kicked the second elder of the Yao family with his foot, and said with a concerned face.
"Sister, he's dizzy again, get the medicine quickly!" Feng Da saw that the second elder of the Yao family had no reaction, and said very nervously.
"The second elder of the Yao family is estimated to be hungry and faint, you just want to give him something to eat." Leng Ruoxue reminded.
"That's right! How did I forget about this. Feng Da patted his forehead with a sudden realization, and then lowered his body and sent the meat to the mouth of the second elder of the Yao family, and coaxed: "Yao Yao, uncle knows that you are hungry, get up and eat quickly, if you don't get up, uncle will throw you into the forest to feed the wolves!" ”
"Ugh!" After listening to Feng Da's words, the cold sweat on their foreheads flowed down, and they secretly said to themselves, this person is really bad, he wants the second elder of the Yao family to wake up and eat, and threatens others, but what they are more curious about is whether the second elder of the Yao family will really wake up.
After a while, Feng Da saw that the second elder of the Yao family was still pretending to be dizzy, so he directly ordered Lin Yuan: "Lin Yuan, bring a wolf." ”
"Good!" Lin Yuan replied with a wry smile, the captain asked him to lead a wolf, and he didn't have wolves, beasts, or beasts, so let him lead it! He was embarrassed! After thinking for a while, he suddenly had an idea, turned around and ran towards the forest.
Half an hour later, he returned, and he was accompanied by a huge black wolf, whose eyes were deep and fierce, and he knew at a glance that it was a very bloodthirsty beast.
"Daikoku, eat him!" Lin Yuan pointed to the second elder of the Yao family who was still lying on the ground.
"The hosts! Can I really eat him? The black giant wolf said with some uncertainty.
"Of course." Lin Yuan nodded.
After the black giant wolf received an affirmative answer, he strode to the side of the second elder of the Yao family, lowered his head and sniffed, and then said with a disgusted face: "Master, this person smells too much, can I not eat it?" ”
"Big black! He's a high-ranking god! If you eat it, you may be able to advance to the next level. Lin Yuan reminded.
"I know, but I really don't want to eat him! Although I am a wolf, we wolves also have taste, and we don't always put anything in our mouths. The black giant wolf said with a serious face, and its words were like sarcasm to the second elder of the Yao family who fell to the ground and pretended to be dizzy, because he was not even as good as a wolf, and he sent everything to his mouth.
When the people present heard the words of the black giant wolf, they looked at the second elder of the Yao family lying on the ground, and they didn't know what was good, alas! The dignified second elder of the Yao family must not have thought that he would be looked down upon by wolves one day, right? They had no other thoughts than to sympathize with the second elder of the Yao family.
"What then? Can't afford to waste it. Lin Yuan was a little embarrassed.
"Master, I know a giant python in the forest, that guy is very tasteless, he will eat anything, or let this person eat it!" The black wolf suggested.
"What do you think, Captain?" Lin Yuan asked for Feng Da's opinion.
"That's fine!" Feng Da frowned, and smiled secretly in his heart, hehe! The second elder of the Yao family was actually disgusted by the wolf! I really don't know where Lin Yuan found this wolf, it's quite interesting.
"Da Hei, then you go and go back quickly." Lin Yuan saw that Feng Da agreed, and said to the black giant wolf again.
"Hmm." The black giant wolf nodded, and then disappeared like a black lightning bolt.
Not long after, the black giant wolf came back, and with it came a twisted gray python, the python was nearly 100 meters long, its body was as thick as a water tank, and a pair of gray-black eyes the size of a light bulb were looking at the people in front of them very vigilantly.
"Master, I'm back." The black giant wolf said.
"Dahei, this is your friend." Lin Yuan said clearly.
"Well, the master can call him Big Ash." The black giant wolf said with a cracked mouth.
"Ugh!" Lin Yuan was a little speechless, the names of these beasts and beasts were really simple enough, and they were directly distinguished by color, hehe! I don't know what they call the same color?
"Hello master of the big black." The gray python said very politely.
"Hello, do you dare to look at that person?" Lin Yuan pointed to the second elder of the Yao family on the ground and asked.
The gray python listened to Lin Yuan's words, slowly came to the side of the second elder of the Yao family, and after careful observation, Zuihou came to an important conclusion: "This person stinks!" How long has it been since you took a shower? ”
"I don't know! Big Ash, huh? Let's see if you can eat it! Feng Da smiled and said, since the second elder of the Yao family likes to pretend to be dead so much, then it's no wonder that he is!
"You can eat it, but ... I hate smelling worse than me. The gray python's snake face was full of dissatisfaction.
"That can't be helped! You're going to be there! Feng Da said a little helplessly.
"Alas! All right! The gray python nodded reluctantly, and then, opened its big mouth, but it didn't bite down for a long time, and the saliva in its mouth also dripped down the corner of his mouth to the second elder of the Yao family.
The gray python's breath was extremely heavy, exuding a strong smell, especially its saliva, the taste was even more unpleasant, the second elder of the Yao family who pretended to be dizzy had to hold his breath in order not to be smoked, and he didn't even dare to breathe, at this moment, the giant python's thick snake tail swept into his body again, so that all the breath he was holding back leaked, and the unpleasant smell directly entered his nose...
The smell made it impossible for him to continue, but as soon as he wanted to get up, he found that the bloody mouth of the gray python was right in front of his head, and the saliva accidentally dripped into his mouth.
"Ahem!" The second elder of the Yao family kept coughing, pushed away the python's head, turned over and jumped up, and then vomited directly.
"Yao Yao finally woke up, alas! Uncle has put a lot of effort into waking you up! Feng Da couldn't help complaining, and then said to the gray python with some embarrassment: "Big Ash, I'm sorry!" I thought he was dead, so I wanted to give it to you, but now that he's awake, I can't let you eat him! ”
"It's okay! If he dies again, you can give it to me to eat. The gray python said disapprerovingly, and then, obediently, climbed to the side and stayed.
"Yao Yao, did you hear that? If you die again, I'm going to feed you to this python!" Fonda said with a wicked smile.
"Come on! Let's eat the meat obediently! Uncle doesn't allow you to waste it. Fonda added.
"Uncle is so nice." The second elder of the Yao family gritted his teeth and said, hating Feng Da to death in his heart! However, he had to knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, alas! Who made him play crazy himself! It's really shooting yourself in the foot.
"Good!" Feng Da personally stared at the second elder of the Yao family and ate the raw meat again, and then took out another glass of water and handed it over.
"Come, drink some water, don't swallow." Fonda's words of concern.
The second elder of the Yao family took the water, tilted his head, and poured it all into his mouth, but after the water was in his stomach, he realized that it was not water at all, but wine, or wine with a very high degree.
As soon as he drank the wine in his stomach, he felt as if his stomach was burning, and he also felt like he wanted convenience, Nima, what was this for him? Don't you want his life! He was still eager to find a convenient place, but before he could implement his idea, he was dragged by Feng Da.
"Yao Yao, where do you want to go? Don't run around! There are many beasts in the forest that will eat you. Feng Da said with a smile.
"I want to be convenient!" The second elder of the Yao family said loudly, at this time, he didn't care if they would find out that he was pretending to be crazy, and just wanted to find a place to solve his problems.
"It can't be convenient here, let Big Ash take you to find a place!" Feng Da gave the big gray next to him a look, and the big gray hurriedly crawled over, and then, curled up the second elder of the Yao family with his tail, and disappeared with a 'whoosh'...
In the evening, Da Ash and the second elder of the Yao family did not come back.
Everyone present couldn't help but secretly guess that the second elder of the Yao family wouldn't have sneaked away! However, while they were thinking wildly, they found that the gray giant python was crawling back slowly with the second elder of the Yao family.
In front of everyone, the gray python threw the second elder of the Yao family to the ground with a disgusted face, only to see that the second elder of the Yao family at this time was pale and scary, and his body was extremely weak, and after being thrown on the ground, he had been lying on the ground.
When everyone saw this situation, all the gossip minds were hooked, hehe! The second elder of the Yao family really looked like he had been ravaged by some beast.
"Don't be cranky, I didn't think anything about him! It was he who pulled it for too long and collapsed. The gray python looked at the strange gazes of the people in front of him, and couldn't help but defend himself.
"Ugh!" Everyone didn't expect their thoughts to be seen by a beast, and they couldn't help but be a little embarrassed.
"Big Ash, where did you take him? How did you go for so long? Feng Da asked curiously.
"I took him out of the forest and went to a convenient place outside Linjiang City." The gray python explained, how could it possibly make it easy for this human to be in the forest? That's unhygienic.
"Ugh! That's smart! Feng Da agreed, the road outside Linjiang City happened to be the only way for the Yao family, and it was convenient there, and it could also make the second elder of the Yao family have an unforgettable memory.
"Hey, hey! won the prize, but when it was convenient for him, he was watched by many people. The gray python said violently again.
"It's none of my business! I didn't know that there would be so many people there today, and usually, there are very few people walking around. The gray python explained with an aggrieved face.
"It's okay! It's okay, Yao Yao won't mind, and I won't blame you, you're also kind! Feng Da saw that the gray python felt guilty, and hurriedly comforted.
No! The second elder of the Yao family, who was lying on the ground weak and motionless, cursed in his heart, at this moment, there was another damn gray python on the list he wanted to kill, Nima, I don't know if this dead snake and Feng Da are connected to haode, weishenme wants to fix him together? He was extremely unbalanced.
In fact, he really wronged this gray python, and the gray python would lead him to the road to Linjiang City, which was purely accidental.
Originally, the gray python just wanted to take the second elder of the Yao family away from the forest, but after thinking about it, several cities near the forest also belonged to the master of the big black master, so it was naturally impossible for it to make it convenient for the second elder of the Yao family in Linjiang City, so it went farther and farther, until it was far out of Linjiang City, and it put the second elder of the Yao family down for his convenience.
At that time, the second elder of the Yao family couldn't stand it anymore, and he didn't have time to see where he was, so he took off his pants directly to make it easier, and as a result, while it was convenient for him, there were always teams passing by on the road from time to time, so his indecent behavior was seen by people, and there were even people who knew him.
Not! Anyway, the second elder of the Yao family is also a celebrity on the Continent of God, and now he has really lost all his old face, and he has lost all his face, so the second elder of the Yao family hated this damn gray python together.
"Really?" The gray python asked with tears in his eyes.
"Uh-huh, Yao Yao, you won't blame it, will you?" Feng Da bent down and looked at the second elder of the Yao family who was lying on the ground and asked.
"Hmm." The second elder of the Yao family held back his anger and nodded reluctantly.
"Yao Yao is so good!" Feng Da touched the head of the second elder of the Yao family and praised him.
The second elder of the Yao family closed his eyes angrily and refused to speak.
At this time, Leng Ruoxue, who had seen enough of the excitement, smiled lightly and said to the people of the Yao family's affiliated families: "Okay, since this Yao Yao has come back, then you can take him away!" ”
"Ugh!" The people of the Yao family's affiliated families looked at each other with reluctance in their eyes.
"What? Are you all scared of a madman? Leng Ruoxue said with a look of contempt, after a lot of temptation, she deeply admired the endurance of the second elder of the Yao family, but in this way, she could not let the second elder of the Yao family return to the Yao family comfortably, and the most haode way was to let them eat dogs, she handed over the second elder of the Yao family who pretended to be crazy and stupid to those affiliated families of the Yao family, as for how they would treat the second elder of the Yao family, or how the second elder of the Yao family would deal with them, it was not within her care.
"We..."The people of the Yao family's affiliated families were a little hesitant, in fact, they couldn't be afraid, but they didn't really want the second elder of the Yao family to return to the Yao family, otherwise, they would definitely be the first to be unlucky, but they couldn't be too straightforward.
"What are you? Don't be afraid, he's just a madman, and no one will believe him. Leng Ruoxue comforted.
"You can go down now! Remember my words, you can come to the outside of the forest, but inside the forest and on these three mountains, none of you are allowed to step half a step without my permission, otherwise, don't blame me for being ruthless! Leng Ruoxue warned again.
"Sister Leng, please rest assured, we know what to do." As soon as Leng Ruoxue's words were finished, there was immediately a shili to ask haode to express his position.
Then, the other shili also chimed in, seeing the fate of the Yao family, they didn't dare not cooperate.
Subsequently, except for the teams of the Ning family and the Chi family, the other shili went down the mountain in a gloomy manner and left the 'Nightmare Forest', while the second elder of the Yao family was carried away by the members of the Yao family's affiliated families.
"Sister Leng, aren't you afraid of causing trouble for yourself by letting the second elder of the Yao family leave like this?" After seeing everyone leave, Chi Rui couldn't help but ask, in his opinion, this second elder of the Yao family should not let him go at all, otherwise, there will be endless troubles.
"Someone will clean him up for me, so why should I do it myself." Leng Ruoxue said with a wicked smile.