Chapter 334: Simon Wuji's Aunt
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On the wooden kite, Yang Yu was carried by Ling Jiutian, looking at it, not to mention how strange it was.
"Father-in-law, you let me down, and I'll go by myself." Yang Yu showed a bitter gourd face.
"Boy, I just looked good, I actually saw Hu Mei'er bathing, if you say this, you will definitely be on fire, I don't know how many men want to chop you up." Ling Jiutian laughed, "Sit tight, the real battle has just begun, and that bastard from Ximen Wuji is chasing after you." ā
"Simon Mowgli?" Yang Yu was stunned for a moment, and when he looked back, there was a man standing on top of a strange big bird in the air.
"This is Simon Mowgli." Yang Yu muttered to himself, at this time, Ximen Wuji's face was frosty, driving a big bird, and the speed was incredible.
"Old thief, stop me!" Simon Wuji's voice came, but this voice seemed particularly obscene, and the most strange thing was that he was still holding a leather whip in his hand, looking like that, I don't know if he was playing in bed.
When Ling Jiutian heard this, he ignored it, and urged the wooden kite faster, sweeping all the way through the mountains and rivers, and just as he was about to enter a valley, something happened suddenly, and the speed of the wood kite actually slowed down.
"What's going on?" Ling Jiutian was surprised.
"This ...... It may be that the spirit stones are exhausted. Yang Yu pondered for a moment, this wooden kite has been in use, I don't know how many thousands of miles it has run, and it is not bad to be able to hold on until now.
"What then?" Ling Jiutian's face immediately darkened.
"I can only stop and change the spirit stone."
The spirit stones in the wooden kite are consumed, and there is naturally no problem with replacing them with spirit stones, but where is the time to change the spirit stones for Ling Jiutian now. And at this moment of slowing down, a huge foot stepped down from the sky.
"Get out of the way!" Ling Jiutian directly threw Yang Yu aside. Then he slapped his palm into the air.
Yang Yu hadn't seen what was going on, but only felt a wave of qi rushing in. He was involuntarily swept aside, followed by a loud bang, and when he looked back, a hill had been flattened and trees had fallen to the ground.
"Old thief, I still want to run." Ximen Wuji stood on top of the big bird, extremely angry, and it was only at this time that Yang Yu noticed the big bird. It's so similar, it's just a sparrow that has been magnified hundreds of times.
Flying hemp sparrows?
"What are you doing in a daze, take out your wooden kite first, and then let's take the opportunity to escape, I don't want to have a big fight with this old bastard Ximen Wuji." Ling Jiutian said.
Yang Yu was speechless for a moment, you don't want to fight with Ximen Wuji, but Ximen Wuji can spare you, but his father-in-law spoke, and he didn't dare not do it. I can only honestly take out the wooden kite.
"Boy, who are you?" Ximen Wuji saw Yang Yu at this time, and when he was chasing just now, Ling Jiutian was carrying the person in his hand. He still saw it.
"I, my name is Yang Yu, senior of Ximen. A qiÄ has nothing to do with me, I'm just passing by. It's all my father-in-law's fault, if you want to find him, look for him! Yang Yu said casually. There's already a wooden kite over there.
"You little bastard, you betrayed your father-in-law so quickly, just like that kid from Hua Tiangong, it's really a fucking loss." Ling Jiutian was speechless.
"Father-in-law, this Ximen Wuji is at least a god-level peak martial artist, and even a half-saint, I am just a little shrimp, if I admit it, I can still have a way to live." Yang Yu said.
"I still want to quibble." Who knew that Ximen Wuji was immediately angry, "This wooden kite is yours, who in the martial arts doesn't know you, a famous rising star, and you claim to be the son-in-law of this old bastard, how can it be okay." ā
"I ......" Yang Yu was suddenly speechless, this is really a goddamn disaster.
"Haha, let you betray the old man and lie down!" Ling Jiutian smiled, his voice was very loud, "But don't worry, your father-in-law will protect you, this old bastard's strength has been used on women, and now he has no ability, I can blow him up with one punch." ā
"Hmph, if I want to take down this kid, you can protect it." Ximen Wuji smiled, "Speaking of this kid, I'm angry, he actually accepted the qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, that's what Lao Tzu likes, no, new hatred and old hatred, I'll take him today." ā
"Paralyzed, I'm cĒo!" Yang Yu was dumbfounded, this fucking pit daddy has wood, the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting were given by Hu Meier, and he has a hairy relationship, and today he went to Wanhua Palace to pick up girls, and he is only a supporting role, okay.
Now that this matter is making trouble, Ximen Wuji actually aimed his eyes at him, it's over, unlucky, Yang Yu wants to cry.
"Father-in-law, you have to protect me." Yang Yu said pitifully.
"Don't worry, I will definitely protect you, in fact, you don't have to worry about this at all, this old bastard would probably be even more excited if he knew that you peeked at his aunt taking a bath." Ling Jiutian said with a big grin.
"Auntie, take a bath?" Yang Yu still didn't understand.
Suddenly, he felt a gust of wind blowing, and Yang Yu flew out with the wooden kite for more than a dozen feet, and his clothes were scratched in many places.
"What?" Yang Yu was angry, and slapped him without saying anything.
"You little brute, you actually peeked at Hu Mei'er taking a bath, you are bold, too bold, I don't have the guts, you bastard!" Ximen Wuji's face was flushed, obviously because he was angry with Yang Yu.
"That, is there a misunderstanding, I just peeked at someone else taking a bath, and it was Hu Mei'er who watched it, not your aunt, don't wronged people." Yang Yu argued with reason.
When Ximen Wuji heard this, he pointed at Yang Yu: "I'm going to beat you to death, this little bastard, it's really Ling Jiutian's son-in-law, it's not a good thing." ā
"Yang Yu, you may not know this, in fact, Hu Meier is the aunt of the old bastard of Ximen, tsk, she is almost two hundred years old, and there is an aunt who is less than forty years old, it's really not a shame!" Ling Jiutian was still sneering on the side.
"I'm cĒo!" Yang Yu couldn't help it, how could there be such a thing, "Father-in-law, you killed me, can't you transmit the sound." ā
"I forgot about it for a while." Ling Jiutian was extremely calm.
"Your sister." Yang Yu pointed at Ling Jiutian, then looked at Ximen Wuji, and said with a sneer, "Ximen Palace Master, it's all a misunderstanding, in fact, I haven't seen anything, I'm just a heaven-level martial artist, what can I see when I hide underwater, right?" ā
"He's a freak for a long time." Ling Jiutian immediately answered.
"Father-in-law, you ......" Yang Yu was completely stunned, "Okay, do you really plan to kill me, if I die, Ling Fei is looking for you desperately, you must not be soft-hearted and kill your daughter, if you are in a good mood by then, burn me a few more sister papers, I will burn Wanhua Palace, but it can't be the ...... you played":
Before Yang Yu finished speaking, he slapped it down again, and Ling Jiutian said angrily: "Stinky boy, since I dare to say it, I can naturally protect you, it's okay, I can go to Wanhua Palace if I want, I can leave if I want, how can this old bastard stop me." ā
"Oh, father-in-law, you didn't say it earlier." Yang Yu smiled, straightened the wooden kite, and hurriedly sat up.
"This is a test to understand, but you are so powerful, I am optimistic about you, maybe you can become Ximen Wuji's uncle in the future, when the time comes, I will be your father-in-law, that is, Ximen Wuji's uncle, then say it, it's really majestic!" Ling Jiutian said, already excited.
"Well, that's a good idea." Yang Yu nodded heartily.
"You two, give me death!" Ximen Wuji was completely furious, and a huge slap was slapped down, and the sky around him seemed to darken.
"Father-in-law, save me!" Yang Yu hurriedly shouted.
"Let's go!" Ling Jiutian's figure suddenly disappeared, and then appeared beside Yang Yu, before Yang Yu could react, the two of them had already arrived two miles away.
"I'm cĒo, teleport!" Yang Yu was dumbfounded, "Father-in-law, what kind of ability do you have, teleportation, or space transfer?" ā
"What are you talking about, let's go first." Ling Jiutian activated the wooden kite, and the two flew into the distance, leaving only the roar of Ximen Wuji behind.
In the end, Yang Yu finally returned to Peach Blossom Island alive.
"Father-in-law, amazing!" Yang Yu praised sincerely.
"Isn't it powerful, our Spirit Yin Sect's bottom of the box is unique, and it is dedicated to stealth escape, otherwise where would I have the courage to enter the Wanhua Palace, but it's a pity today, there is only this harvest." Ling Jiutian said as a bunch of bras and panties fell on the ground.
"This ......" Yang Yu fell.
"Let's go, let's eat." Ling Jiutian pulled Yang Yu to the canteen of the Lingyin Sect, many people saw Ling Jiutian, first saluted, and then all snickered, they knew what this sect master was doing, every time they went to the Wanhua Palace, they would inevitably go to the canteen to have a few drinks.
"Father-in-law, this wine is good, peach blossom flavored, fragrant!" Yang Yu praised, and then took a bite unceremoniously.
"Of course it's good, your mother-in-law brewed it, I usually don't want to drink it, but this time it's cheaper for you." Ling Jiutian said, and he also fell on it.
"By the way, father-in-law, how did that Hu Meier become Ximen Wuji's aunt?" Yang Yu is still a little strange, Ximen Wuji's actual age can be Hu Meier's grandfather.
"It's not that Ximen Wuji's grandfather is powerful, and he gave birth to an aunt to Ximen Wuji before he died." Ling Jiutian pursed his lips.
"Simon Wuji, grandpa?" Yang Yu was stunned.
"A half-saint, who lived for nearly six hundred years, can be regarded as an antique." Ling Jiutian explained.
"Obediently, god-level martial artists can only live for five hundred years, but this half-saint has lived for six hundred years, but if you don't break through, you will inevitably die." Yang Yu sighed.
"So, if you can get on Hu Mei'er, I guarantee that it will be cool, and when Ximen Wuji sees you, I will also call my uncle, really, why didn't I think of it before." Ling Jiutian shook his head as he spoke.
"It's a bit stressful!" Yang Yu sighed, and he really looked forward to it. (To be continued)