Chapter 23 Cat Poop Coffee Is Really Cat Poop
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Li Xiaoxing's goal made everyone dumbfounded.
"I didn't see it before, I didn't think you still had football talent." Kong Ge was also surprised.
Li Xiaoxing didn't expect to really score, is her talent too high, or the goalkeeper's skills are too poor? After all, with such a big goal, it's not so difficult to score a goal, thinking back to the games I've seen occasionally, the main reason why the ball can't go in is that it is cut off by the enemy during the attack, or it is saved by the goalkeeper, if the enemy is sparsely skilled, the shot should be easy.
Although the music team has always been a rookie, but after more than a year of training, it is too embarrassing to let Li Xiaoxing, a novice, score his own goal, Xiong yelled, and the goalkeeper yelled back, but the result turned out to be that Coach Xiong was defeated and retreated, and the little girl who was killed by 1.5 meters did not leave a piece of armor.
Li Xiaoxing's position is a defender, and the team is full, but after all, it is the training of a miscellaneous army, and it doesn't matter if there is one more person or one less. As a result, Li Xiaoxing was enthusiastic, ran from the defender position to the striker position, and grabbed the ball with the striker by the way.
Xiong Da roared on the sidelines: "I was robbed of the ball by a newcomer, why did you eat it as you wished?" ”
Li Xiaoxing found that she was not only good at shooting, but also very good at dribbling the ball, probably because she always kicked cans at construction sites when she was a child.
When she was a child, she could kick a can and shake through dozens of obstacles, and when you think about it, isn't this the same principle as playing football? The reason why Brazilians play football so well is, of course, that they have a lot of obstacles on the ground, such as turning their heads and pulling and irrigating.
At this moment, Li Xiaoxing seems to have returned to her childhood, the football under her feet is the cans she has played before, and those wolf-like music girls are like obstacles she has shaken, one or two, three, four, five, five people have been shaken one after another, and the other girls are tired of running after her, sweating like rain, this is really a novice who has never played football before? Kong Wusen felt that Li Xiaoxing, who was blocked by people and killed Buddhas on the field, and Li Xiaoxing, who was miserable for running 400 meters, was definitely not alone.
However, Li Xiaoxing, who is already 20 years old, has long lost his best shaping period, and I am afraid that he will not be able to contribute to the development of Chinese football. Li Xiaoxing thought sadly, she was another football genius who was delayed by exam-oriented education.
How did it stop? Everyone saw Li Xiaoxing stop three meters away from the goal, stepping on the football and not moving, could it be that he had entered the time of the sage?
Xiong Da continued to roar: "She's about to shoot, Xu Tiantian, if you can't stop this ball again, I'll ......"
Xu Tiantian put on a posture of pounceing on the ball, and didn't forget to glare at Xiong Da fiercely, "You can do it, you can't do it, don't BB." ”
Li Xiaoxing remembered that when she was a child, she practiced three times in winter and summer, and in the same year when she was walking for an hour every day, the internal force was infused into her legs, and she was about to shoot when she raised her legs.
Was the shot just a coincidence?
The nicknames of the Disc Maniac and the King of the Small Forbidden Area were taken off before they were hot. Li Xiaoxing was a little frustrated, but she was immediately happy, because her dribbling and shaking kung fu were still first-class, but the accuracy of any shot was not high, but she had never practiced shooting before.
Next, Li Xiaoxing's position was placed on the guard, who was responsible for passing the ball after passing, but the accuracy of her passing was also pitifully low, and it was good if she didn't pass the ball to the opponent's feet.
Two hours flew by, Li Xiaoxing threw herself down on the green field exhausted, looking at the blue sky and the rising sun in the east, this was the first time she welcomed the rising sun and the arrival of dawn in such a way, Brother Kong and her head were lying down, "Brother Kong, what should I do?" I think it's cool, I'm probably in love with football, I'm going to be an attacking defender. "The shape is quickly Baidu with the relevant knowledge of football, and there is a tone that labor and management are very familiar with football.
After an internal competition, Li Xiaoxing gloriously changed from a soy sauce partner to an official substitute player.
Principal Xiong held the small hands of Li Xiaoxing and Kong Wusen, and said excitedly, "The future of the music department's football team depends on you!" ”
Li Xiaoxing patted his chest with enthusiasm and said, "Always ready!"
After the team disbanded, Kong Ge said: "Have you forgotten that you are from the Chinese department?" This kind of behavior of yours is a capital enemy in times of war. ”
Li Xiaoxing really didn't take this stubble into account, and his eyes rolled: "What's the big deal, friendship first, competition second." ”
AN
"Why are you in such good spirits today?" Lin Tianlin leaned over to Li Xiaoxing and asked.
Li Xiaoxing didn't wear a skirt this time, but changed into a small suit, tied up his hair, and had a heroic feeling in his gestures, and the eyes of those who watched it lit up.
"Just this morning, I officially became a football fan." Li Xiaoxing said vaguely with a mouth full of blueberries.
The coffee in Wansui's office is gone, this hypocrisy never drinks instant coffee, he has to grind it by hand, Liu Mian used to grind coffee for him by himself, and he fell in love with Wansui when he grinded. Grinding coffee is equivalent to grinding the ears and temples and adding fragrance to the red sleeves, but since Li Xiaoxing came, the matter of grinding coffee is not in Liu Mian's hands, and Liu Mian looked at Li Xiaoxing with hostile eyes. Li Xiaoxing thought to herself, I don't want to do this job at all, you want to do it yourself, and Wan Sui said, even if you want to add something to the coffee and spit or something, she shouldn't know.
Li Xiaoxing ran to the public area to get coffee beans, and chatted with Lin Tianlin by the way, and it was already ten minutes later when she returned to the office.
"Have you been holding a coffee bean long enough to pick it in Ethiopia?" Wan Sui said.
"How is that possible, I heard that the workers who pick coffee beans in Ethiopia have never drunk coffee themselves, and hey, sure enough, coffee is for you exploiting capitalists."
Li Xiaoxing doesn't like to drink coffee, she likes to drink yogurt, and the coffee has a strange and weird name, especially a thing called cat poop coffee, she really thought that cat poop coffee was made of cat poop when she was a child, but she was never sure, who has such a heavy taste, and it is not the Japanese who invented the Yoneda Gong meal. When I grew up, I found that cat poop coffee is really cat poop coffee, which is a civet cat called civet cat steals coffee beans grown by farmers, and the coffee beans fermented by the civet cat's intestine will reduce its bitter taste, but have a unique aroma. But this can't change that they came to the world after the reincarnation of grains, and even Shennong didn't have such a fearless spirit when he tasted the herbs...... There really seem to be strange medicinal materials in traditional Chinese medicine, such as placenta, fingernails, keratin under the soles of the feet, and children's urine. Li Xiaoxing shuddered, he must figure out the ingredients when taking Chinese medicine in the future.
The production process of cat feces coffee is still quite complicated, to pick out the undigested coffee beans from the cat feces, open the shell, wash it first, then expose it to drying, and then stir-fry it and put it in a jar. Some unscrupulous traders put civet cats in small and dirty cages and forced them to eat constantly to get high rewards, but fortunately, Wan Sui never drank cat poop coffee.
"The coffee beans are given to you, you have to grind them yourself, I am here for an internship, not to learn how to grind coffee beans." Li Xiaoxing put the coffee can on Wansui's table, turned around and left.
It's a pity that Wan Sui won't let her go so easily, and his tone is cold, "Really? You just went out and chatted with Tianlin and had a good time, it seems that you don't have enough work, so ......"
Li Xiaoxing trotted back in a few steps, picked up the hand grinder and coffee beans, and said with a smirk: "I'm going to grind coffee for Mr. Wan, and you won't want to drink it anymore." ”
Wan Sui smiled, "Hurry up, I'll wait." ”
Li Xiaoxing suddenly thought that she had accidentally mixed yogurt with milk in the past, and had made a cup of coffee with yogurt, not to mention how indescribable the taste was, there was yogurt in the drawer, and tiptoed back to his place to get a box of yogurt, and took advantage of Wan Sui to tear open the lid and pour it into the coffee pot, stir quickly, and then start boiling.
Five minutes later, Li Xiaoxing curled up with the tray and walked up to Wan Sui, "Mr. Wan, your coffee is ready." After saying that, he stood aside obediently.
Wan Sui looked at her smug appearance of obviously doing something bad, and then looked at the coffee, he knew that there must be something wrong with this cup of coffee, although she was prepared, but Wan Sui thought that she was just adding salt or more toffee creamer or something in it, but as soon as she entered it, Boss Wan Da was still poisoned by the sour and bitter taste, and the whole taste bud was almost poisoned, and he almost didn't spit it out, "What did you put in it?" ”
"I didn't put anything, does it smell weird? This is my first time making coffee, and it is not good, please bear with me. She picked up the spoon, scooped a small bite, pretended to taste it, and then coughed violently, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I seem to have taken the yogurt and milk by mistake, you know that I'm so careless, or don't let me do the delicate work of making coffee, I think Secretary Liu likes to make coffee for Mr. Wan very much, otherwise let her continue to do this kind of thing in the future, it just so happens that she is also experienced and interested." ”
"No, you should do it." Wan Sui didn't plan to let Li Xiaoxing go, "But every time you brew coffee in the future, you have to drink it first." ”
In a word, Li Xiaoxing's thought of throwing boogers and spitting into it was killed.
There will be a meeting in the afternoon, and the person in charge of the Times Group will personally come to discuss the specific matters of cooperation between the two parties with Wansui, and Li Xiaoxing is naturally not qualified to participate. Liu Mian was going to follow into the conference room as a secretary, she held the information and glanced at her arrogantly in front of Li Xiaoxing, it seems that this woman has regarded her as an enemy, very good, Li Xiangqian nodded and thought that she hadn't tried office house fighting.
The representatives of the Times Group were Django and another senior executive in charge of technology development, and Django was so impressed by Li Xiaoxing that he said to his colleagues on the side, "Wait a minute, I met an acquaintance." ”
Django was looking in her direction, Li Xiaoxing looked left and right and found that there was no one around, was he here to talk to her? They are unfamiliar. Li Xiaoxing didn't know, as long as he knew the other party's name in the social circle, he could be regarded as an acquaintance.
"Miss Li, it's been a long time, I don't know how your internship is doing at AN? Are you planning to change jobs? We at Times Group welcome self-motivated interns like you. ”
Tsk, this man is still not ordinary to speak, Li Xiaoxing was praised by the self-motivated beauty, although she didn't have this thing at all, but how many girls would be happy to buy things when they were called beauties, a truth.
"I'm fine here, thank you Mr. Jiang for your kindness."
"That's a shame."
"Mr. Jiang is so leisurely and elegant to poach my employees, it seems that he is ready for this negotiation." Wan Sui walked over and pressed his hand on Li Xiaoxing's shoulder, so strong that it hurt her a little, "During Miss Li's work in my company, she didn't have any outstanding performance, I don't know what Mr. Jiang likes about her?" Is it, I, the boss, who has eyes and no beads, can't recognize a talent like Miss Li? ”
Li Xiaoxing: "Pregnancy is like pregnancy, it takes a long time to see it, but you and I have known each other for so many years, and you haven't seen my talent, it's your problem, okay two, don't you still have business to talk about?" Why fight for me? You two have to taunt each other and don't use me as a target, otherwise you will be unlucky to walk at night, oh, I curse others but try everything. ”
Li Xiaoxing still wanted to pull off her hair and walk away in high heels, but today she happened to change to flat shoes and tie a high ponytail, and her momentum was suddenly shorter than these two cheeky presidents, so she had to leave gracefully.
Django smiled, "Miss Li's personality is really different. ”
Wan Sui nodded and said, "After all, I came in through the back door, and it is normal to have no leader."
Django, "I don't know whose back door she's going through can make someone as fussy as you tolerate her so much?." ”
Wan Sui glanced at Django in surprise, as if he had asked a nonsense, "Of course it's me, who else in the entire company can bring in related accounts except me?" ”
Django was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help laughing, "You and Miss Li are both interesting people, and I am very honored to meet you." ”
Wan Sui said: "There is no need to fight the official tone, Mr. Jiang is here, please, I hope our negotiations will be very pleasant." ”
The two looked at each other and smiled, their eyes full of ambition.