In the woods, I had just kissed Xiao Qin wetly, and suddenly I heard applause from behind me.

"Good kiss, good kiss, hello Ye Lin!"

Nima, what is this half-understood, mixed with asking haode sentences! Isn't this Kyle's 2 goods! You came here again to spy on Amy, and you saw me and Qin kissing? I don't feel good at all when I see you!

Xiaoqin, who has a phobia, immediately hid behind me, but when she was seen kissing with me by a third party, she didn't feel too shy, but had a pride on her face that had just declared her sovereignty.

I protected Xiao Qin behind me (in fact, Kyle is the one who should be protected), and asked angrily:

"What's your name? There's nothing for you here! ”

"Hey, hey, hey, hey," Kyle shook his shoulders and laughed exaggeratedly, "Since you're with Ms. Ren's daughter, I don't have to worry about you competing with me for Amy!" ”

It's very rare that such a long sentence of Chinese is not stumbling or stumbling, there are no obvious omissions and mispronunciations, Kyle's Chinese has grown!

But wait! Chinese is true, but weishenme is a dialect of Henan flavor! I've heard that you hired four Chinese teachers, and it turns out that one of them is from Henan?

Listening to a foreigner's Henan dialect, the sense of disobedience is so strong!

Speaking of which, due to Amy's assignment of Xiong Yaoyue to organize the LOL team, I used the computer in my study to check the information of the game "League of Legends" while running an online store.

Since there are more heroes that can be used than Liangshan's one hundred and eight generals, and each hero has different characteristics, it is inevitable that I will compare a certain hero with the people around me to see how the characters in the game resemble those in reality.

Take myself as an example, the closest thing to me is that the hero should be the "King of the Barbarians", because he is muscular enough to Sparta, and his prototype may be a reference to the protagonist of "Conan the Barbarian" (a non-Japanese 10,000-year-old elementary school student, this Conan was once played by Schwarzenegger, and he is also full of muscles and a big sword).

The squad leader is bound to be a long-range attack role, although her desire is to be a criminal policeman, the role of "Picheng Policewoman" is more consistent in terms of use of firearms and identity, but compared with the squad leader, "Picheng Policewoman" is too playful, and the clothing is too avant-garde.

I think the "Goddess of War" who uses the boomerang is closer to the temperament of the squad leader, and don't think that I chose the "Goddess of War" just because the "Goddess of War" has bigger breasts than the "Picheng Policewoman"!

It's not easy to find a hero similar to Xiao Qin, so I barely found a "Dragon Blood Warrior Queen", although it meets the elements of fast speed and martial arts, and can transform into a demon dragon when full of anger - but this guy actually has a long tail! Celery never has a tail! I, who once stripped Xiaoqin to the point where only my bra and panties remained, can testify!

After I started secretly playing LOL with Xiao Ding from the pet hospital on my back (sorry for my handicap, LOL is easier than dota, and I can now occasionally win the man-machine battle of normal difficulty), I feel that Kyle in front of me is very much like the hero in LOL - explorer EZ!

In addition to not being blonde and blue-eyed like EZ, but flaxen hair and dark brown eyes, other attributes, such as sunny temperament, love of adventure, and even his mixed Chinese and foreign style costumes, are more than 50% similar to EZ's costumes!

All he has to do is wear a pair of goggles on his forehead, and when he walks out on the street, he will be considered cosplay Explorer EZ! But as the most handsome man in the entire "League of Legends", this EZ dressed up by Kyle has a mouth full of Henan accent! It turns out that EZ did you go to Henan to look for the monuments of the Shang Dynasty? What a treasure was dug up this time! Could it be that you will be able to buy the exclusive equipment "Bigan Heart" in the in-game store in the future?

If you don't speak, you stand still, you are a high-end handsome guy, and when you move, especially when you speak Chinese, you become a proper 2B youth, Kyle looked at me with a smile, as if he was still waiting for me to praise him for his progress in Chinese.

"Are you normal?" I said bitterly, "No matter how much you practice Chinese, you can't practice Amy's level, and don't always pester me......"

swallowed "my sister" and said, "Don't always pester underage Amy!" ”

"Hmph, anyway, you and Ms. Ren's daughter, when you get to this kind of management, you have lost the quality to compete with me Amy! You should automatically ...... Roll the calf automatically! ”

The first half of the sentence is Henan, and the second half of the sentence has become Northeast flavor, looking at Kyle's sunny and healthy face, and without malice, I know that he didn't mean to scold me, but understood "rolling calves" as a synonym for "quitting".

Not only did it go from stumbling to speaking in tongues, but it wasn't the dialect of a place? Don't you have four Chinese teachers? I'm curious what the other two dialects are!

Reminiscent of the UC browser on the mobile phone, the news on the homepage of the information has been hanging for a month in a row, "Why do American young people collect Chinese dialects?" I thought to myself, what's so great about collecting dialects! Kyle, he already speaks in tongues, okay? In China, as long as you can speak dialects, you are already eligible to perform sketches at the Spring Festival Gala! Anyway, I haven't heard a skit performed in Mandarin!

004 and 005 hear a conversation behind the RV and walk towards it vigilantly, Kyle "tsk" and turn away before encountering the bodyguards.

Before leaving, he used his fingers to make the pose of the western gunners aiming at me, and said proudly:

"If you still dare to pursue Amy and step on two skewers, I'll report it to Ms. Ren! Then you should not be able to go around again! ”

Not to mention, Kyle's threat really scared me a little, although Amy and I are just pure brother and sister, but Aunt Ren doesn't know, right?

I pulled Xiaoqin out of the woods and asked, "You promised me not to tell anyone else that Amy is my sister, and you didn't tell Aunt Ren, did you?" ”

Xiaoqin nodded first, then immediately shook her head, and after she had stunned herself, Zuihou said:

"I didn't say it, because if I can't do what classmate Ye Lin stipulates, I will be expelled from my girlfriend's position!"

I took Xiaoqin's hand with a little peace of mind, and was about to continue walking, but Xiaoqin stood still in place.

"Classmate Ye Lin, I went to the medical online for consultation, and half-brothers and sisters can't get married!"

You don't need to tell me this! I never thought of marrying my own sister!

"That'...... Weishenme: Why don't you tell me about your brother and sister relationship now? Is it a threat that cannot be said? ”

Xiaoqin never mentions Ai Shuqiao's name in front of me, nor does she use references like "your biological mother", as if she is afraid of arousing my negative emotions.

Thinking about it carefully, Xiaoqin's words are not unreasonable, after the incident in which I sacrificed my life to save Amy, Ai Shuqiao's hostility towards me has greatly decreased, and she doesn't seem to care that I often appear by Amy's side, maybe she thinks that a "sister-controlled" brother will not cause any harm to Amy, right?

The reason why Peng Thos advised me not to disclose the brother-sister relationship for the time being is that Amy is under too much pressure as a star and doesn't want to cause her an extra burden, and once I know that I have been abandoned by Ai Shuqiao for so many years, Amy may have new conflicts with her mother, and the subsequent development is unpredictable.

But it's not a matter of keeping it a secret from Amy, she kissed my own brother today, who knows what outrageous things will be done in the future? Maybe I should cut through the mess and find a good chance to have a showdown with Amy.

After making the above decision, I told Xiaoqin my thoughts, and Xiaoqin turned her worries into joy and walked hand in hand with me.

"How did you find out I was on set?" I asked casually.

Xiaoqin choked her nose mischievously, "There is the smell of Ye Lin in the air, I smell it!" ”

Do you think you're a truffle hound! And I'm not a fungal truffle, I'm human! Amy reduced me to the dividing line between humans and animals, and you might as well turn me into a relative of the fungus!

I had the heart to go to the set to watch Amy's performance, but I was afraid of Aunt Ren, so I decided to first follow the original Jihua, walk through the film and television city, and go to the small clinic to visit Wu Sheng - in one of my extracurricular readings, the millionaire who suffered from eye disease was only improved because he saw a person who looked very similar to himself - saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, and I have nothing to lose when I go to see Wu Sheng.

I heard that there was a person who looked very similar to me who had a cold and was on a drip, Xiaoqin was surprised:

"Is there anyone who looks like Ye Lin? So...... There must be a girl who looks like me, right? ”

Like you? Are you referring to physical aspects? It's still possible to just look at your appearance, if you are an unborn martial arts genius, and even if your skills are similar to you, it will be too unscientific!

"A girl who looks like me will definitely fall in love with someone who looks like Ye Lin! I hope they can be happy together! ”

"What kind of thinking are you! Weishenme looks like the two of us, so we must be together! ”

"Well, that's a matter of course! And not only in this shijie, not only in this universe, in thousands of parallel universes, Ye Lin and I have to live happily together! ”

It must be a certain girl's manga you watched, and there is a bloody bridge between parallel universes! In today's advocacy of shijie diversity, don't force you and me in other parallel universes to develop like us without any personality! Give them freedom! You have to at least allow you in a parallel universe to have no yujian me, no love for me!

"No, no! In that case, isn't Ye Lin in that universe too pitiful! ”

Not pathetic at all! Without you, I wouldn't have been bullied for so many years, I wouldn't have become the scared person I am now, I would have been given candy by my aunt, and I might feel very happy in that parallel universe!

Because I heard that Wu Sheng looked like me, Xiaoqin wanted to see Wu Sheng even though she had a phobia of men, so I took Xiaoqin to the small clinic behind the film and television city.

After entering the single ward that Director Cao had chartered for Wu Sheng, everything he saw in front of him was white, with white walls, white sheets, and white hospital gowns. Wu Sheng, who was wearing a hospital gown and was on a drip, turned his head to look at me.

No, it's not like the usual novels, similar people see each other and have the feeling of looking in the mirror.

I just think that Wu Sheng is more like being shot several times in the body, stabbed in the heart again, and then tortured in hell for a hundred years, tortured to the point that he has become numb, and I have nothing to love when I come back to the world.