PS: Everyone, Lotus has finally come back after a long journey. I would like to advise you that when you go far away in the future, don't do long-distance buses. Nima, on the afternoon of the 7th, I was blocked on the Shanghai-Chongqing Expressway for more than three hours.

Starting today, the update is back to normal. The monthly pass owed last month plus 2 chapters and the two days of leave owed, Lotus will make up for it as soon as possible. Mian!

“real！”

“situation！”

“sunday！”

“Xman！”

"Ancestor!"

Today, the opening of the three MCs was particularly exciting, and after shouting the slogan, they directly started the opening dance.

The difference from previous issues is that Liu Zaishi did not introduce the guests today. Instead, it was accompanied by a dance, and the artists walked out from both sides of the screen at the back.

When everyone stood up, they danced the representative dance of "Xman" together.

After the rare unison dance, the excited artists began to dance wildly. The dances that can often be seen in the show are presented one after another.

The audience and friends who saw this paragraph suddenly discovered that in the three years since the launch of "Xman", so many classic dances have been born unconsciously.

It took five minutes for everyone to get out of their breath before it stopped.

Liu Zaishi gasped for breath and started the opening with a hoarse voice. "Ladies and gentlemen, we meet again. X――”

With his slogan, eleven artists shouted the slogan of the show together.

"Wow hahahaha, in the stone, he's coming, he's finally here!" Jiang Hudong clasped his hands together and shook in front of his big face, especially a big mouth bigger than his fists.

The other deputy MC looked at the palatial studio and couldn't believe it. "Today is a blessed day to see the superstars we have admired for a long time. You can also witness such a beautiful broadcast studio. ”

Only Liu Zaishi pretended to be serious and said: "Presumably the audience and friends have already seen the trailer, that's right, today is this ......, our national idol, our Hallyu pioneer, our boss, my good brother ......"

"Ah, don't mess around.!"

Well, as long as Liu Zaishi is close to the guests in the show, he will be besieged by a large group of people. Especially these people who are here today. There are really few who are not familiar with Cui Zhengyuan.

If it were usual, being questioned by so many people, Liu Zaishi would definitely be very flustered. But today he seemed very calm, and shot back confidently: "Ah, haven't you watched "Night Heart"? Don't you know my relationship with Zhengyuan? ”

"You're going shit luck, you're going to the stairwell. If you go to the toilet, it's a different story. Park Myung-so, who was standing at the far end of the line, crossed his hands on his hips and scolded with spittle, which scared everyone around him away.

Kim Jong Kook was also dissatisfied. "Don't think you're the only one who is close to Zhengyuan. I'm no worse than you. Do you know how many songs Jeongwon wrote for me? ”

Seeing that he mentioned the song, Jiang Hudong, who was not on the same team as Kim Jong Kook, finally found an opportunity. "Then this time Zhengyuan wrote you a song weishenme not as the main hit? Are you the work of our boss, our most respected and admired boss? ”

At the mention of this, even the audience who watched the show later laughed.

Kim Jong Kook is the first one so far who has taken the initiative not to set Choi Jung-won's work as the main feature.

A Midsummer Night's Dream by SGWannaBe doesn't count. That's because of the style problem, and it was placed in second place with Cui Zhengyuan's consent.

As a result, after Kim Jong Kook's album was released, the title song had a dismal performance and had almost no impact. But "A Man" has been hanging high on the second place on the music list for more than a week.

Attack in the face of a swarm. Rao is Kim Jong Kook and Sparta are also panicking. He shook his hand vigorously and defended: "No, no, I also discussed it with Zhengyuan." ”

Liu Zaishi was keenly aware of the hints of the program team and asked him to uncover this paragraph. Round the scene back.

Kim Jong Kook doesn't use Choi Jung-won's song as the title song, although it is a private matter within the company, but outsiders don't see it that way. Maybe Choi Jung-won's fans or most of the public will think he is arrogant.

If this matter is not done well, it may bring him serious anti. Therefore, for the purpose of protecting him, the program team signaled Liu Zaishi to rescue.

Receiving the hint, Liu Jae-shi pulled everyone back to their original positions, pointed at Kim Jong Kook and teased: "Haha, it's the first time I've seen Zhong Kook blush." He didn't even look like this in the face of favors, could it be that Zhong Guo is actually your sweetheart and our standing officer? ”

Cui Zhengyuan, who was waiting in the elevator to appear, instantly became a bunker.

Nima, is male CP popular now? Isn't "Brokeback Mountain" still filmed yet? The age of men hasn't come so early, has it?

Besides, no matter how popular it is, he doesn't want to have an affair with a man who is five big and three thick?

If this is confirmed, what does Juli think? What does Liu Renna think? What does Kwon Yoo-ri think? What does Ha Ji Won think? What does Jun Ji-hyun think? What does Song Hye Kyo think? What do women in the Republic of Korea think? What do Asian women think? What do the women of Jeongshijie think? The alien woman ......, and the alien woman can't care about it for the time being.

"Can you hurry up? Don't say anything about what I don't have, my legs are sore. After "RadioStar", Choi Jung-won roared for the second time without appearing in a variety show.

And the program team was very creative in post-production, adding his roaring cartoon pattern. As a result, Cui Zhengyuan has another nickname, "Roaring Executive".

Anyone who is doing a good opening and is scolded by the back will be speechless.

Liu Zaishi drooped his lips, and his spirit was a little sluggish. "Zhengyuan, the rehearsal just now wasn't like this."

Jiang Hudong also helped: "This show wasn't created by you, have you forgotten how it works?" ”

"Baribari, if you don't hurry up, I'll let Brother Mingxiu be the MC." Cui Zhengyuan couldn't bear it anymore, and his voice became higher and higher.

Park Myung-so, who was standing in the farthest position, was excited when he heard that Choi Jung-won wanted to make him the main MC. rushed over with the short legs of the little chick, and snatched the script in Liu Zaishi's hand.

That's not all, he also flew up and kicked the grasshopper out of the way.

After seizing the central position, he learned the old way of hosting. Slurredly announced: "Please Lance, Cui Zhengyuan." ”

"Alas, why are there so many ornate signs in front of me?" The crowd immediately began to attack.

They have all seen the script, and before introducing Choi Jung-won's name, there are a lot of gorgeous embellishments such as "the pride of the Republic of Korea", "Shijie's Lance", "the perfect producer" and so on.

As a result, Park Myung-so was happy to grab the position of the main MC, so he forgot about the script.

After being counted, he panicked. Only then did I remember to open the script to compare the lines, and planned to remedy it again.

Cui Zhengyuan, who was in the back, couldn't wait any longer, and urged again: "Okay, okay, so be it." The program team listened and played music. The salute was fired, the lights were all turned on, and I was going out. ”

How can any guest instruct the program team to do the process by himself, Cui Zhengyuan is definitely the first in history. I don't know what happened to him backstage that made him so eager to come out.

Anyway, he had already spoken, and Jang Hyuk-jae had no choice but to hold back his laughter and ask the program team to bring out the long-prepared welcome ceremony.

As a result, it was clear that the welcome scene that would have been very shocking and atmospheric became very shabby because of Cui Zhengyuan's words.

And our Cui executive director. A tired face peeked out of the elevator to reveal the entity.

It's a pity that he was greeted not by the fiery and adoring applause of many artists, but by a group of unknown creatures that collapsed to the ground laughing.

Only Liu Jae-seok was quite normal and picked up the script discarded by Park Myung-so. came to the dejected Cui Zhengyuan, patted him on the shoulder and comforted him maliciously. "Zhengyuan, you're too anxious. Look at how long the program team has set up a gorgeous stage. It's all ruined by you. ”

And the program team also added subtitles here: It's okay, as long as it's funny.

Not only the program team, but also several MCs are also very satisfied with this bridge.

To put it bluntly. "Xman" is all comedy entertainment shows. How to make the show interesting is the most important purpose.

As for who the guests are, it doesn't matter.

Whether it is Cui Zhengyuan or others, whether they can maximize the effect is what worries the program team the most.

Fortunately, it is Cui Zhengyuan, not only to create programs, but also to carry out programs.

If you are other big-name stars and stick to your image, this section can only rely on MC and fixes.

Standing in front of the camera, Cui Zhengyuan finally began to complain. "Do you think I don't want to? But you can take a look at the elevator prepared by the program team. I thought it was so advanced, but I was asked to crouch there before I started. Because as soon as you stand up, you can't hide. ”

Hearing his words, Haha hurried up to take a look. As a result, he was lying on the stage laughing.

"Haha, what's the situation?" Jiang Hudong couldn't see it below, so he asked.

After listening to the MC's questioning, haha asked the staff to lower the lift platform, and then he jumped in with a puff.

Before everyone could exclaim, the entire upper body of the short haha was still on the platform.

In other words, in fact, Cui Zhengyuan was the same just now, in order to maintain a sense of mystery, he has been squatting there.

The thought of the famous international superstar Lance actually squatting like a thief waiting to appear, the scene was almost crazy with laughter.

"Well, you guys really are, why don't you get a better lift?" Liu Zaishi thought that Cui Zhengyuan had been squatting there for more than half an hour, and he felt that his knees were sore, so he complained about the program team.

Jang Hyuk Jae is even more absolute. "No, this is the most haode one. You can make a protest here, maybe the president will see it. ”

In line with his words, all the artists said in unison: "President, buy a better lift." ”

And Cui Zhengyuan's bitter face was used as the background, and he finally completed the opening ceremony of the chicken, flying and dog jumping. (To be continued......)