[956] Left, center, right, three-person servings
"I'll it! If you want to fall to death, it's not that easy! ā
Xiong Yaoyue cursed and wanted to restore the balance of her body, and fought hard against the mud under her shoes, that momentum, just like even if the People's Liberation Army crossed the Yangtze River, it would have to resist stubbornly for the party and the state.
"Mom, I'm sorry, I can't continue to be your daughter!" Half-forced to be carried by Xiong Yaoyue, fate like duckweed, Gong Caicai, cried like this.
These two girls, one with a strong personality and the other too soft, can make me angry to death.
I have to say that the squad leader has no last resort, and he has already calculated that Xiong Yaoyue, who is thick and leafy, is going to have an accident.
In fact, as long as you look at the band-aids on her body, you can know that she is by no means a careful person, but falls and bruises are not a problem for her.
In addition, she has an extremely unnatural wound healing speed, this innate talent is not at the same order of magnitude at all than the rapid healing I cultivated because I was beaten by the little overlord.
Father-in-law Cao even once discussed in private: "I see, the sports committee of our class, even if the hymen is broken, it can heal automatically......"
Of course, the sports committee here refers to Xiong Yaoyue, not me, the male sports committee! I don't have a hymen! There is no virgin membrane either! When I think of some BL texts written by PHS, the male protagonist has a virgin membrane in the chrysanthemum, and he can also be a man, I feel cold, and I feel that I am not in the world!
Gossip is not mentioned, the book is back to business, it is said that Xiong Yaoyue stepped on the mud, and when her body was crooked, she was about to fall down with Gong Caicai on her back, but fortunately, the squad leader arranged for me to prevent accidents here.
I stretched out my arms and stopped from behind, thinking that in this way, I could keep the two of them safe, and by the way, I could show my masculine and majestic temperament.
Who thought that Xiong Yaoyue, this guy didn't ask for anything, and she was already in a hopeless situation, but she actually relied on her waist strength to pull back half of it.
"Grass mud horse~~~ Look at my sister's awesomeness!"
Enough, I know you're amazing! Don't move! Don't kick your legs on the ground and find your balance crookedly! Don't raise your knees so high! And also......
Your brother-in-law's! Your knee hit me under the crotch! Lao Tzu's Egg ......
I rolled my eyes, my body instantly weakened, and Xiong Yaoyue, who had collided with me, also lost her balance, and the three of us fell down on the hillside together.
I didn't even use the "Yin and Yang Loose Hands Touching Porcelain Technique", but fortunately, the soil on the ground was soft and I didn't suffer any serious injuries.
By the way, I was at the bottom, face up, playing the role of a meat pad, in order to practice the duties of the safety committee assigned to me by the squad leader, in order to protect Xiong Yaoyue and Gong Caicai, I held them tightly in my arms during the fall, at this time, Xiong Yaoyue and Gong Caicai were one left and one right, as if they were hugged by me left and right.
Because Gong Caicai was originally carried by Xiong Yaoyue, her position was relatively high, so when she fell, her plump boobs hit my face, which made me a little overwhelmed.
Xiong Yaoyue was hugged by me sideways, and she didn't feel that there was a particularly soft place in contact with me, so she didn't take advantage of me.
"I, I'm ......" Gong Caicai's face was as red as blood, and she wanted to remove her chest from my face, but after some fright, her body was still out of control.
If I suffocate to death like this, will the King of Yama also look at my book of life and death and laugh?
I still felt the pain of the egg, and I had no strength to get up from the ground for a while, and I hissed and shouted:
"Xiaoqin, you help remove Gong Caicai from my face! I'm going to suffocate! ā
"Yes, I'm sorry!" Because her boobs may become a tool for killing, Gong Caicai tearfully said to me.
"Ye Lin is too much!" Xiaoqin not only didn't help, but also shouted something next to her.
"I hugged other girls in front of my girlfriend! And hold two at a time! ā
Hey, hey, you're unreasonable! I'm learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds, okay! And in order to do good deeds, they are about to lose their lives!
"In short, Ye Lin's arms are prepared for me! I can't be without me at any time! ā
After Xiao Qin finished speaking, he suddenly jumped towards me, who was lying on my back.
"Bring me in too! Look at the moves! Celery Bomb! ā
Nima is asking for her own life! You suddenly smashed on Xiong Yaoyue and Gong Caicai, and the most stressed was me at the bottom! And Xiong Yaoyue's knees are still holding my eggs!
"Woo!" I couldn't help but let out a scream of grief.
Xiong Yaoyue, who was hit by Xiaoqin, also snorted, and after reacting, she scolded: "I'll wipe it, Xiaoqin, you want my life!" ā
Gong Caicai groaned painfully, frowning slightly between her eyebrows, Chu Chu was moving, and she couldn't help but remind people of the ** taken by the Japanese.
And the pressure on my face is even greater because of that.
Finally struggling out of the middle of the two peaks of Gong Caicai, I was able to breathe, and I tried to breathe in the fresh air of the forest for the rest of my life.
Xiaoqin is still squeezing from the top to the bottom, like a catfish, be sure to squeeze Xiong Yaoyue and Gong Caicai away, so as to dominate my arms.
"Don't move!" I said almost in a pleading tone, "Some of you have crushed my eggs!" It hurts Lao Tzu to death! ā
At this time, I was not sure that the culprit was Xiong Yaoyue, maybe there was someone else.
I'm tall and long-armed, and I barely hold three girls in my arms, so most people must feel envious, right? But even if it's full of benefits, it can't withstand the torture of egg pain! Who envy me for exchanging with you!
"Get up first!" I said just an inch from Gong Caicai's chest.
"Xiaoqin, you go down from me first!" Xiong Yaoyue shouted.
"I'm not going to be fooled! To go, you go! Ye Lin's arms are very comfortable, you must have found out! ā
"You're above me, if you don't go down, how can I go down! Although it's quite comfortable to let Ye Lin be a meat pad......"
"I'm sorry, I'm leaving right away......" Gong Caicai struggled to hold the ground with her hands to prevent her chest from suffocating me again.
While the four of us were arguing, I heard a familiar conversation again.
"Director, those students are so noisy, the butterflies are scared away."
"Yes, in a remote place like Cuisong Mountain, there are students who come to the wilderness......
Huh? Aren't these two entomologists, one old and one young? It's back again!
Without any suspense, the two of them immediately saw a man and three women who fell to the ground, Xiaoqin was still desperately squeezing in, Xiong Yaoyue felt the pressure and pushed out desperately, Gong Caicai was affected by the wrestling between the two of them, and let out a moaning sound that sounded a little ambiguous.
"This ......" the young scholar rubbed his eyes, and then said in disgust, "It was 3P just now, and now it's 4P!" I don't have much hope for China's future. ā
The elderly scholar shook his pale head, "Alas, the world is going down! ā
As he spoke, he was going to turn around and leave, away from me, the Great Demon King.
I felt wronged and couldn't help but shout to them, "Hey! Don't stand and talk without backache, do you know how much my eggs hurt! ā
The young scholar half-turned around and asked with a look of disgust: "You scumbag! Can a pair of three still not hurt? ā
I hesitated, not thinking how to fight back, and the two of them followed the butterfly's trail and burrowed into the depths of the grass.
It's really "wave your sleeves and don't take away a cloud"! Are you two here to complain about me!
It's good to say, and finally persuaded Xiaoqin to leave from the top of the human flesh building block, of course, when she got up, she pulled up Gong Caicai by the way, and she didn't want Gong Caicai to continue to take advantage of me.
In other words, I don't have anything to take advantage of, right? On the contrary, I ate Gong Caicai's tofu for a long time.
As soon as the Five Finger Mountain on her back was removed, Xiong Yaoyue immediately jumped up on her own like a monkey.
"Ye Lin, you are redundant," Xiong Yaoyue pointed to me on the ground and said, "You don't care about us, obviously I can bring this headwind back!" ā
Don't use LOL terminology at this time! Who would have thought that you would be able to stand up straight on your own with such a "headwind" to such an extent! I'm the duty too!
If I take care of you, you and Gong Caicai are still injured, how can I explain to the squad leader?
"Huh?" After looking at the tail end of the large army of Xiangshang, Xiong Yaoyue asked me, "Is it almost to the top of the mountain?" ā
"Almost," I said, shielding my palms from the sunlight and looking in the same direction, "about a hundred or two hundred meters in a straight line?" ā
Xiong Yaoyue thought for a while with her eyes turned upward, and suddenly began to beat her shoulders and back, complaining:
"Actually, I've been carrying it for so long, and I feel a little heavy! It must be a lot of boobs! ā
"I'm sorry I have such heavy and nasty boobs...... "Gong Caicai said to herself, "I ...... If I die, I won't bother everyone.,Sure enough, people like me aren't qualified to live on shijie......"
I'm in a negative mood again! The inspiration of the scientific happiness teaching did not last long! Hold on! No matter what, make yourself happy!
"No~~" Xiong Yaoyue comforted Gong Caicai easily, "You don't have any big shortcomings except for breaking the dishes when cooking!" Blessed are those who marry you in the future! ā
As a result, Gong Caicai immediately remembered the embarrassment of doing her best in the kitchen.
"IāI've killed so many plates, I'm guilty......" I was about to cry again.
"It's almost to the top of the mountain, how about you carry Gong Caicai for a while?" Xiong Yaoyue discussed with me with a hippie smile.
"It's okay with me......"
It's a little strange, I refused to change my back just now, why did I take the initiative to carry it again, did I hurt some of my muscles after the fall just now?
"No, don't need the ...... carried by classmate Ye Lin" Gong Caicai was stared at by Xiao Qin's eyes and trembled all over, and Xiao Qin's eyes were about to spew out the Black Flame Dragon.
"IāI can go on my own now!" Gong Caicai took a step to prove this, but because Fang had just maintained the same position for a long time, her legs were sore, and she almost fell again.
"Look! If no one carries the colorful color, you will miss the moment when everyone climbs to the top of the mountain! This is an important memory of youth! ā
Xiong Yaoyue suddenly became literary for some reason, although she had a band-aid on the bridge of her nose, cheeks, and tiger teeth reflecting sunlight in her mouth, she was not literary at all.
"Ye Lin's back is for me!" Xiao Qin clenched her fists at her side and made such a statement.
"If Gong Caicai can't walk, you can let me carry it! I'll be very careful not to throw her into ravines, streams, or bear traps! ā
Then you look around, what are you looking for? Aren't you looking for ravines, streams, and bear traps to throw Gong Caicai into!
Sure enough, it's going to be a serial murder case according to the size of the chest!