"Brother Lei, we know they live here, what should we do next?" The tall man asked.

The short man groaned for a moment, and said, "Well, let's go catch the two snakes, and when they go out to eat in the evening, we'll hide the snakes in their bed and scare them to death!" ”

The tall man said: "This method can indeed scare them, but, Brother Lei, even if we scare them, we won't be able to touch that little beauty!" ”

The short man touched his chin and said, "That's right!" Otherwise, let's keep watch over them outside, and when they are scared by the snake, they will definitely rush out of the room, so let's wait aside, knock the man a few times, knock him unconscious, drag him into the room, and we'll do the woman in front of the man! Hehe, how exciting is that! ”

The tall man felt that this plan was not very good, so he said, "Brother Lei, is this reliable?" ”

The short man glared at him and exclaimed, "What's so unreliable about this?" It's not the first time that the two of us have entered the house to pick flowers, in addition to the last time, which time did we miss? Don't worry, this woman has been bullied like this, she will only swallow it in her stomach, and she will never dare to say nonsense to others, otherwise will she still have the face to live? Besides, let's leave Mengma Island and go to the south to make a profit, even if she reports to the police, where will the police arrest us? ”

The tall man said: "What I'm worried about is not that they call the police, but, Brother Lei, you have also seen that kid's skills are very good, I am afraid it is not so easy for us to knock him on the stick, if he is restrained, it will be troublesome......"

The short man said disdainfully, "Look at your little guts! How's that kid doing? After he was frightened by the snake and rushed out, could he still be on guard against us? As long as we see it, a slap on his head, even if he is Bruce Lee, he will have to be smashed down! Besides, such a delicate little beauty, you don't have an idea? ”

The tall man couldn't think of a better way, so he smiled and said, "Such a beautiful little girl, who can have no ideas!" Brother Lei, I listen to you, you can do whatever you say! ”

The short man* laughed, "How do you get it?" Of course, one by one! Do you still want her to have a maid and two husbands? Beware of her biting off your life! Hey...... Let's go, let's catch the snake first! With such a big island, there must be a lot of snakes! ”

……

After Chen Mingyu and Feng Jianing returned to the hotel room, Feng Jianing lay on the bed all of a sudden, and separated his limbs without caring about the image, looked at the ceiling with his eyes, and asked, "Hey, can I ask you a question?" ”

Chen Mingyu said: "What questions do you want to ask?" ”

Feng Jianing didn't go around in circles this time, and asked directly: "You say, what's the meaning of being alive?" Or rather, what do people live for? ”

Chen Mingyu smiled: "Your question really stopped me!" This is the ultimate philosophical question, which I can't answer as a layman. ”

Feng Jianing turned his head, looked at Chen Mingyu, blinked, and asked, "Then you say what you live for?" ”

Chen Mingyu looked at Feng Jianing and said, "Are you serious?" ”

Feng Jianing said: "Of course I'm serious! You have to be honest with me what you think, and don't fool people! ”

Chen Mingyu smiled, and after a moment of silence, he said: "In 1836, in the vast Pacific Ocean, there was a warship named Beagle, which arrived in the Galapagos Islands in South America, and Darwin was sitting on the ship. Darwin took three turtles from the island, and it was these three turtles that inspired his great theory of evolution. ”

Feng Jianing got up on his side, supported his chin with his palm, and quipped: "I asked you what you are living for, how did you get involved with Darwin?" Could it be that your concussed brain that was hit made you distracted again? Haha......"

Chen Mingyu was not angry, and continued: "If you ask me to say what the meaning of life is, I really can't say. But if you ask me what I've been doing all my life, I may have an answer. ”

"What answer?"

"I'm a big believer in Darwinism, and I believe in living in the moment, surviving first, and trying to live a wonderful life based on that."

After listening to this, Feng Jianing pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "It's cold, it's not romantic at all." ”

Chen Mingyu sighed: "Yes, I also found out, it's not romantic at all." What about you, what are you living for? ”

"Me?" Feng Jianing rolled his eyes and thought for a while, and said, "I haven't figured out what I'm living for, but my lifestyle is definitely much more romantic than yours!" ”

"Do you have a specific romance method?"

"Concrete? Then I want to think about it...... Pregnant! As for me, I have to live most of my life happily and chicly! Then, I'm going to find a handsome guy I like, neither of us is married, registration and getting a marriage certificate are all deceptive tricks, real love doesn't need these things! The two of us are going to travel around the world, and then go to an inaccessible primeval forest, and build a thatched hut, where the two of us are savages, and we definitely don't associate with anyone outside, hahaha...... Right! That's how I'm going to live my life! ”

Feng Jianing jumped out of bed happily as if Columbus had discovered a new world, dancing with his hands.

Chen Mingyu smiled: "Your idea is really interesting, and it is indeed romantic enough!" ”

Feng Jianing said proudly: "That's what I call life!" You, it's not bad, and people are a little interesting, but your way of living, what kind of survival first, living in the moment, is too vulgar! It's just vulgar! ”

Chen Mingyu sighed deliberately and said, "It seems that I can't be the right person to accompany you to be a savage." ”

Feng Jianing blinked and said, "It's too early to say that!" You, although your current view of life is too cheesy, you still have room for improvement! If you are willing to learn with an open mind, I can be your life coach and guide you to get rid of low-level interests and become a pure, romantic person! What do you think? Interested? ”

Chen Mingyu smiled: "This is really flattering to me, I don't dare to trouble you!" ”

Feng Jianing was very energetic and said, "It's okay! It's okay! You don't have to be embarrassed! I'm a very helpful person, and in order to make you a person who can get rid of the low-level interests, I have decided to take you as my student! Also, in order to take care of your macho dignity, you can call me by my name instead of calling me a teacher! Haha, that's it! ”

Chen Mingyu couldn't cry or laugh, and shouted: "I haven't agreed yet, so you're going to make a decision?" ”

Feng Jianing stared at Chen Mingyu with interest and said with a smile: "What do you disagree with?" I will be a life coach for you for free, and I will not charge you tuition, and I will take care of your dignity, so that you don't have to call me teacher, such a good condition, if you still don't agree, then your head will definitely let the door be crowded! ”

Chen Mingyu sighed speechlessly and said, "Since you are so loved, then okay!" But what are you going to teach me? ”

Feng Jianing walked back and forth in the room twice with his hands behind his back like a teacher, and said: "As the saying goes, the nature of the country is easy to change and difficult to change!" So, what to teach you and how to teach you, I haven't figured it out yet, I have to go back and think about it and prepare for the class! Since I am your life coach, I must be responsible for your life! As for you, leave me a contact information and wait for me to contact you at any time! ”

Chen Mingyu quipped: "Let the teacher worry about me so much, I really don't want to go!" ”

Feng Jianing laughed and said, "It's okay!" It's okay! You just need to invite the teacher to eat a few more meals, and express your heart during the New Year's holidays, and it's done! ”

Chen Mingyu shouted dissatisfiedly: "You just appointed yourself as a teacher, and you started asking for bribes from students?" ”

Feng Jianing said with a smile: "Look at what you said, can this be called asking for bribes?" Our Chinese nation is a civilized country, and we have always had a tradition of respecting teachers and valuing education! Isn't it right that you, as my student, bring some gifts to visit the teacher during the New Year's holidays? I found that you are not only a vulgar person, but also disrespectful to tradition! That's not good! Well, when I teach you in the future, I should focus on this aspect, hehe......"

Chen Mingyu couldn't help but feel very funny when he saw Feng Jianing entering the play like this, as if he had really become his teacher, but in order to make her happy, he also followed her words and said: "Okay, as long as you teach well in the future, I will study hard, understand well, and don't embarrass you, okay?" ”

Feng Jianing smiled and said, "Yes, the son can be taught!" What, in order to show respect for the teacher, you peel an apple for me first! ”

Chen Mingyu said: "Do we have apples here?" ”

Feng Jianing glared and said, "If there is no here, you won't go out to buy it?" This little thing, still use me to teach? ”

Chen Mingyu couldn't cry or laugh, and said, "Cheng, then you can wait with peace of mind, I'll go buy apples, okay?" ”

Feng Jianing said with satisfaction: "Go quickly!" Just go! Hey, by the way, I only eat crispy and sweet, you taste it first when you buy it, don't call people a pit, and I want to be embarrassed by you! As for me, I woke up too early this morning and was a little tired, so I squinted for a while to recuperate. You buy apples later, and if you see me asleep, don't bother me, and eat them when I wake up! ”

Chen Mingyu smiled bitterly: "Gotcha! You old people sleep in peace, I'll come as soon as I go, and I promise to buy big, crisp sweet apples that won't lose your share! ”

Feng Jianing hugged the quilt and shouted happily: "This little apprentice is really good!" Just go! Just go! ”