Chapter 59: Campaigning
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For the election, the first step is to prepare a speech, this Li Xiaoxing can't do it, you have to find someone to write it.
She stopped him on the way through Yang Mu, "Can you help me with this?" β
Yang Mu was particularly embarrassed, "It's not that I don't want to help you, you are now an enemy of the Chinese department, if I help you write a manuscript and spread it, it will definitely be detrimental to my career." β
"Don't talk to me, I've been a squad leader all these years, and I haven't even been elected to the vice president, and I still have a woolen career. Isn't this just the meaning of telling Foxconn that they treat their workers well and never work overtime? If you don't agree today, don't leave. β
Li Xiaoxing threatened and intimidated, but Yang Mu finally agreed.
"Before the weekend campaign, give me the manuscript, and when I say before the weekend, it's before Friday, and it's better to give it to me tomorrow."
This morning, Li Xiaoxing just watched a video of the wonderful bosses of 818 talked about by papi, and he is learning and using it, and the effect is very good.
The election of the president is about secret ballot, like those boring voting shows on TV, giving two transparent bottles and then having a hundred electors line up to throw the ball into the candidate's bottle.
Shen Yuan said that the key is that in these selectors, as long as they are done, just like the American jurors, the fate of the defendant can be decided.
A friend with great powers got Li Xiaoxing a list of jurors.
Li Xiaoxing flipped through and was surprised to find that almost half of the people above knew each other, not particularly familiar with each other, anyway, they had informed each other's names on various occasions, Li Xiangqian had a good habit, and saved his mobile phone number after asking for his name and contact information, so from afternoon to evening, Li Xiaoxing kept calling, and the school intranet was cheap, but the minutes sent this month were still gone.
When Mr. Xun came back holding hands that year, Li Xiaoxing was standing on the bed like a salted fish, his eyes were blank and his face was gloomy.
Mr. Xun was startled and said, "Are you applying wind oil essence in an unspeakable place?" Why do you seem to be patronized by men all over Shanghai? β
The stalk of wind oil essence comes from a certain time when a female online anchor used wind oil essence to drip on the unspeakable, what mistake did wind oil essence make? I have been guarding myself like jade for a lifetime, and I will not be able to protect it in my old age. However, this statement has been proven to be a fallacy later, because the wind oil essence has a strong irritation to the human body, like what eyes, oral mucosa, and wounds will all have a burning feeling, and the unspeakable mucous membrane is also a truth, the mucous membrane is not like the general skin, with the protection of the stratum corneum, and menthol has a strong penetrating effect, which can easily let its drug enter the body, so the stalk of the wind oil essence is just a farce.
Those who believe it are miserable.
"I'm calling more than a hundred people this afternoon, from one o'clock in the afternoon until half an hour before you come back." Li Xiaoxing made a hoarse and ugly sound with one mouth, her throat was a little painful, and she quickly drank honey water to protect her throat.
That year, he took out a box of Golden Throat Tablets from the medicine box and handed it to her, and the cover was still a hearty photo of Mr. Football.
Emperor Li finished taking the medicine under the service of the two concubines and could barely speak.
"Am I not going to run for student council president? So I contacted the members of the electoral college about my feelings, but I didn't expect the effect to be good, many people guaranteed to vote for me, Sister Shen Yuan said that I didn't believe it when I was popular, and when I called, I was worried about whether they knew me, but I didn't expect that all of them knew me. Li Xiaoxing said proudly.
"You're running for student council president, why don't I know?" Mr. Xun called out all of a sudden, and she actually knew now that the relationship between husband and wife began to break down from the refusal to communicate.
"Didn't you go out in the morning? I also decided on a temporary basis, so I took action before the brain fever passed, otherwise there might be no movement after a sleep. β
It is very likely that Li Xiaoxing's style on weekdays is like she has been yelling for a morning run every day in the past three years to keep in shape, but she has never gotten up every day, even if Brother Kong lies on the bed and asks her to get up, Li Xiaoxing will only get into the quilt and ignore the outside of the quilt.
Mr. Xun will shake his head on the side and say that the quilt is the grave of youth.
"Anyway, how are the members chosen by secret ballot? I've never gotten a ballot. "Mr. Xun is shrewd when he feels that he is being treated specially.
Li Xiaoxing had just been popularized by a friend about related questions, and immediately sat cross-legged to give a lesson to Mr. Xun, "That's the case, the members of the electoral college who get the secret ballot must meet the following two conditions, one has won at least one scholarship, two has won awards in important competitions, three outstanding student union members, four must be outstanding cadres in the class, and five have a certain popularity in the school......
"It's strange to me, it's not a newcomer that year, but why didn't Brother Kong either? She's the man of the year in our school, so I'll leave it at my disposal. Mr. Xun said honestly.
"I remember that Brother Kong seemed to have been approached by the student union and asked if she would like to be a member of the electoral college, but she refused."
"Did those people really promise you, or did they fake promise you, don't fool you, in case after you stand on the stage, few people vote for you, isn't that an embarrassing scene?" He has always been very profound, and often looks at others with the most vicious eyes.
"You don't have to worry about this, I don't believe they have the courage to betray me again." Li Xiaoxing was not worried at all.
Xun always doesn't know where her self-confidence comes from, but long-term experience tells her that Li Xiaoxing is God's daughter, and her luck is particularly magical.
"You shouldn't have bribed them, you'll be miserable if you are discovered." That year, he said while changing his pajamas.
Before Li Xiaoxing could speak, Mr. Xun interjected: "Then you can rest assured, she doesn't have the money to bribe so many people."
Since I found an internship job, the small purse of the three dog tail flowers in the original 221 bedroom has swelled a lot, but compared with the original, the current girls have to buy a dress for about 1,000 yuan, even if they buy a cheap one, it will cost one or two hundred yuan, not to mention expensive cosmetics, so everyone's life is still very worrying, as for how much money can be deducted from eating a meal, eating a canteen is only four or five hundred yuan a month, how much can be saved.
"What day is the campaign, and I'll give you a cheer when the time comes."
"It's in the Great Hall, just this weekend."
"It's fast, I wish you success, and it doesn't matter if you don't go to class then."
"We don't have a lot of classes."
That year: "The TV series is expected to start broadcasting on December 1, which is the week after your election."
Li Xiaoxing was a little surprised: "The post-production time is so fast? β
"Hurry up and shoot and broadcast in a hurry, now it is estimated that there are ten episodes filmed, the time can be in time, and I will be able to see your face on TV next week."
Li Xiaoxing was happy for a while: "I suddenly remembered something, I should ask the crew to print a life-size poster and hang it on the wall of my room." I'll call Brother Fan from the production team. β
Why didn't Li Xiaoxing stay in the crew for many days, and he almost got to know the crew up and down, and there was no one else with this ability.
Brother Fan agreed and asked her to find time to go to the studio, and Li Xiaoxing hung up the phone with satisfaction.
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Soon it was election day, the red auditorium had been cleaned, and it must have been the student council men who were calling for new life.
Which freshman didn't do a bunch of inexplicable jobs in the first grade, and even got up at five in the morning to clean the school.
Li Xiaoxing sat on the table with four competitors, none of the five of them spoke first, and when they looked at others, there was a faint hostility in their eyes.
And looking at Li Xiaoxing, the hostility is the greatest.
If you are not careful, you will become the target of public criticism.
Li Xiaoxing couldn't understand, why did these four people work together to be hostile to her, could it be that she was actually condemned?
When it was time to speak, Li Xiaoxing was the last in line, and the first four people went to the stage in turn to deliver impassioned speeches, worthy of being classmates who had been cultivated by bureaucratic capitalism for three years, and their ability to speak big words and empty clichΓ©s was no worse than that of the leaders of those alcohol battlefields, Li Xiangqian didn't hear what they said clearly, anyway, they were all the same.
When she arrived at Li Xiaoxing, she tidied up her suit, which was a high-end model she rented from a dress store, and the rent was 1,000 yuan a day.
The Buddha asked the golden-dressed people to rely on clothes, and the four people in front of him compared with Li Xiaoxing when they put on this clothes, and they suddenly became local chickens and dogs.
Mr. Xun also said this morning that she was wearing this dress a little eye-catching, not like she was going to the student union campaign, but more like going to the Golden Horse Awards ceremony.
She hasn't forgotten that Li Xiaoxing said that she wanted to have a Golden Horse actress, Li Xiaoxing said at the time that if she went to the Golden Horse Awards ceremony, wearing this dress would be too cheap, and she would have to wear a dress that was more eye-catching than the diamond underwear of Victoria's Secret Angel.
Mr. Xun said that you are reasonable, and sent her to the venue. Now Mr. Xun is sitting under the standing hall, and there are Brother Kong and Chen Baptism by his side, Li Xiaoxing hasn't seen Chen Ba for a while, this kid's skin is still so good, there are no pores on his face at all, she has been busy with her career and haggard a lot recently, is this really a boy's skin? How many times a day do you have to do maintenance?
"Ladies and gentlemen, I am Li Xiaoxing, the No. 5 contestant in this election, what kind of person I am, everyone can see, and I don't like to say those big words and empty words. My dad said, empty talk is mispleasing the country, hard work can prosper the country, our surname Li has always been to do practical things, as long as everyone elects me as the president, I promise that it will definitely make the atmosphere of the school look new, everyone can come to me if you have any questions, serving the people is my purpose. β
Yang Mu was also offstage, and at this moment he covered his forehead and retracted his head into the collar. The speech he wrote to Li Xiaoxing was not like this at all, as soon as Li Xiaoxing came to the stage, he left the speech behind him and completely exerted himself, not that he didn't want to say it according to the speech, but the speech written by Yang Mu racked his brains was really stinky and long, four or five thousand words, and he also brought in his own personal goods, and he couldn't see any difference from the first four classmates on the stage, it was not brilliant at all, no wonder he could only be a class leader.
After Li Xiaoxing stepped down, the audience erupted in long-lasting applause, as for the four competitors, their faces were ugly, and then there was the voting session, five people stood behind their bottles, and the electoral team came over one after another to vote.
Li Xiaoxing saw that his bottle was full in the blink of an eye, and there were a few balls that fell out if they couldn't fit it, on the other hand, the other four competitors were all empty, so clean that even the rats ran away with tears and worn-out baggage.
After so many years of the election of the student union president, there has never been such a huge difference in the number of votes as today, Li Xiaoxing thought to himself, ah, it's not that the enemy is too weak, but that I am too strong.
The former president of the school's student union looked at Li Xiaoxing and stared dryly, there was no way, he couldn't go against the will of the people, so he had to pinch his nose and hand over the burden of the president to Li Xiaoxing, who was unreliable no matter how he looked at it.
"The future of F University depends on you, you have to become the pillar of F University, forward."
Although Li Xiaoxing can only be the president for one year, to be precise, he will graduate in less than a year, but the president is so involved in the play, she at least has to show enough sincerity, so Li Xiaoxing simply gave the four-eyed dwarf a big sister hug.
The audience burst into applause again, and the cameras were clicking and the red light of the VCR never stopped.
The newly baked Chairman Li took his three roommates to the third floor of the cafeteria and rubbed them together.
Li Xiaoxing put down a bottle of red wine and said, "I didn't expect it to be like this, do you see my bottle?" It is full of the trust of the masses. β
"You call them one by one, can people not vote for you?" Mr. Xun picked up Li Xiaoxing's words and said, "I heard that before the school election, candidates cannot have contact with the members of the Electoral College, and it is illegal for you to do so." β
"So those who follow the rules fail, and those who don't follow the rules win, and the rules are set by those who don't follow the rules, in order to deceive and control and deprive others. I'm so smart that of course I'm going to be a rule-maker. Li Xiaoxing said with a fluttering eyebrow.
No matter what you say, Li Xiaoxing is reasonable, and Mr. Xun will not argue with her.
"Cheers, congratulations on Chairman Lee's appointment!"
The red wine sold in the canteen is not intoxicating at all, but more like a drink.
Li Xiaoxing suddenly had a whim, "You said that if I really embarked on a career in office, would I be very developed?" β
Mr. Xun hurriedly waved his hand, "No, no, no, do you really want to work with those colleagues who look round and have a beer belly, wear ill-fitting suits against the Mediterranean, and are greasy?" β
Thinking of the image of those leaders, Li Xiaoxing couldn't help but shudder, he had to sit in an office and a building with those people every day, and he couldn't blind his eyes in the long run.
"Just because I didn't say it."