【733】The orangutan has been caught

After drinking too much, my stomach started to ache again, and I don't know why. After drinking for a while, it doesn't hurt anymore.

Xiao Xiyu kept covering me with her hands when I had a stomachache, serious, Xiao Xiyu, really considerate, I was uncomfortable, no one knew except her, obviously, I didn't want everyone to say that I was drinking to do a good job.

I am a very face-loving person, and my favorite thing to do is to slap a swollen face and become fat.

In the process of drinking, the brothers quarreled together and buried each other. The atmosphere is very comfortable, flirting with Cheng Xue for a while, teasing Zhao Qianya for a while, or Xiao Xiyu, all women are the objects of everyone's teasing.

A few of us were drinking and having a good time.

My phone rang.

I put my glass down. I turned my head to look at Xiao Xiyu beside me, reached out and put my arm around her neck, and then kissed her on the cheek.

"Nasty." Xiyu smoothed me, "Hurry up and answer the phone." ”

"Nasty."

"Do you hate it?"

"You're so annoying."

Those few people began to imitate Xi Yu's words around Xi Yu. Say anything.

Xi Yu smiled, stretched out his hand and began to hit the people around him.

Actually, I was holding the phone, and I didn't want to answer it. Because it was a call from someone who made me often and often depressed.

But I figured that I had just come back one by one, so I really couldn't have anything to do.

After thinking about it, he still answered the phone, "Hey, Brother Orangutan." ”

"Little Sixth Brother," Zhou Orangutan shouted on the other side of the phone.

As soon as I heard his voice, I was depressed, "Say, what's wrong with you." ”

"Little Sixth Brother, save me."

"Save you something."

"Little Sixth Brother, you have to help me."

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

"Little Sixth Brother, something happened to me."

As soon as I heard it, "What's the matter?" What's wrong? ”

"Little Sixth Brother, I, I."

"What are you?"

"I've been caught."

When I heard this, I was stunned for a moment, "You were arrested?" What are you doing? ”

"That's what you taught me."

"Fart, what did Lao Tzu teach you."

Zhou Orangutan said very aggrievedly, "Obviously you taught me, and you have to be responsible now." ”

", I'm hanging."

"Don't, little sixth brother, you must not die without help."

I sighed, "Tell me, you've got some fresh moths." ”

"Little Sixth Brother." Zhou Orangutan opened his mouth and shouted, but he didn't speak for a long time.

"What are you talking about, what are you doing so stunned?"

"Little Sixth Brother." Zhou Orangutan continued to shout.

"Uncle Cao, I'm hanging."

"Don't, little sixth brother, I just don't know how to speak, don't hang up."

"If you don't know how to speak, just wait until you know how to open your mouth, and call me when." Then I'm going to hang up.

"No, little sixth brother" Zhou Orangutan was anxious, "You listen to me"

"I can't hear it." Then I'm going to hang up.

"I was arrested by the police." Zhou Orangutan said it very happily this time.

After listening to Zhou's words, I didn't react a little, "What are you talking about." ”

"I've been caught."

"The first few words."

"Police."

"In the first few words."

“**。”

"The first word."

"Zhou orangutan." Zhou Orangutan said very cutely.

"Isn't that three words, not one word?"

"Little Sixth Brother, I'm not joking with you, don't tease me."

I'm really depressed" You put those words together and repeat them again. ”

"Zhou Orangutan ** was arrested by the police."

"Really?"

"Really."

"And where are you now?"

"At the police station, the police asked me to call my parents and tell me to report my name, but I didn't say. I want to make a call first. ”

"Then if you don't call Zhou Guo or Shen Ping, why do you call me?"

"I'll be ashamed to die if I hit them."

I looked at Brother Xu and them, and then said to them, "You drink first." ”

"Uncle Cao, why are you going to ask for it."

"It's okay, it's okay." Then I got up and went back to my room. I was very depressed and entered the house with my front foot, Xiao Xiyu followed me with my back foot and also came in, she closed the door with her hand, "Liuliu, what's wrong?" ”

I turned my head to her and said, "Wait." I'll fix this first. Then I said to this orangutan this week: "You call Shen Ping or Zhou Guo." One phone call and you're done. ”

"I can't ask them to know."

"What then?"

"I was still a minor, and they asked me what my name was, or where my home was, and I didn't say anything."

"Why don't you say it."

"I just said that my name is Zhou Xingxing, and I didn't say anything else."

"Haha." As soon as I heard it, I laughed, "Why don't you say that your name is Zhou Taiyang." ”

"I'm used to listening to orangutans, little sixth brother, don't laugh, you have to save me."

"Big brother, did you let me go to the Public Security Bureau? How to save you. ”

"You must have a way, save me, little sixth brother."

I sighed, "How did you get caught." ”

"I held back for a few days during the New Year, I wanted to go to my daughter-in-law today, she went back to her hometown with her mother, and she said that she would come back today, who knew that she would not come back today, she was angry with me, and I wanted to do it again, so I listened to you"

", don't say listen to me"

"The problem is, I really listened to you."

", I'm hanging."

"Don't, don't, little sixth brother, I think it myself, I think it myself."

"Go on."

"I listen to you, oh, no, I thought of it myself, I wanted to go to Miss, this time I didn't go to those big places, I went to the shampoo room over there at the train station."

"Why don't you go to the shampoo room over there?"

"I want to go over there for sexual health and buy some tools."

"I'm grass," I scolded, "are you crazy? ”

"Later, when I finished shopping, I passed by a shampoo room, and I heard a woman calling me handsome, saying handsome guy, come, come, get a massage."

"Go on."

"Get a massage, I can understand at a glance, the woman is dressed so revealingly, and she looks quite young, I am in a hurry, anxious, I don't want to go to the place you told me to call a massage."

"I'm hanging."

"No, no, it's where I go a lot."

"Go on."

"Then I went and asked her how much. She said 188 once, and also said a lot of packages, and told me something** two days series of things, said well, I used to tell me where you told me. Oh no, it's something I've never experienced in my own old years. It just so happened that I saw that she looked good and was still young, so I asked how much it was. She said 588**, whatever. Do whatever you want. ”

I sighed, "You're in the Public Security Bureau, can you make such a convenient call?" ”

"No, I often go out and don't know why I went, and I haven't come back yet, so I don't have time to call for help for you."

"Then you go on."

"I'll tell you, I always thought the tools I bought were pretty good. Who knows, she has more work there, and besides, I feel that her life is really good, and I am overwhelmed by what she says. I accompanied her into her little corridor, and I thought that I would sit wherever I sat anyway, and the goods here were not so bad. I simply went in with her. After I went in, I appeared, such a small face, so big inside, and there were often men and women in and out. This woman is just one of them. ”

"And then?"

Then I followed her into a small, dark room with only a small bed. She handed me the tools and told me how to use them. ”

"What tools did he give you?"

"I don't have time to tell you right now."

"Aren't you talking to me about this?"

"What nonsense, of course it's not with you, it's you who ask, I'll tell you, you support me and I say Ang, I'm different from them."

"Why?"

"Because I suddenly had a tummy upset, I got dressed and went outside to the bathroom."

"And then?"

Then I heard some sound in the yard, and it started to rattle all the time. It seemed like it was calling the police, and then I heard someone say running or something. ”

"Then you didn't run?"

"No, no. I'm going to, how can I run. ”

"Grass, and don't run?"

"I haven't realized what's going on yet."

"Then how did you get caught?"

"I'm, and then I hear all kinds of noises and know it's messy outside. Then I finished pulling up my pants and came out. ”

"How did I catch you?"

"When I came out, I saw a person, so I asked him, big brother, why is it so messy."

"The man asked me what I was here for."

"I'll just say what you can do here."

"The man asked me if you did it."

"What did I say?"

I sighed, "You don't run yet, or you hide, why do you go out and ask people." "yes, I regret it too. As he was talking, two people dressed as police officers came over and began to report the situation to him. And there are several pairs of children, men and women, all of whom are very naked, but the woman who didn't open the room with me should have run away. Then I immediately reacted, and it must be a plainclothes person to find someone. And it's definitely still a petty official. ”

"And then?"

Then the plainclothes grabbed me by the collar, and then said to the person next to him, "Sunset, Xiao Chen'er, bring this back too." "I reacted immediately, and I quickly explained that I was here to go to the bathroom."

"Wait, wait."

"Wait for what?"

"Who did you just say?"

"I said I reacted quickly, I didn't say I was a **, I'm not a fool, although I was very scared, but I insisted that I went to the toilet."

"That's not what I'm asking, it's before."

"I said I'm not a**, I'm going to the toilet."

"Grass you uncle." I yelled at this, "That plainclothes"

"yes, that plainclothes guy is an official."

"Uncle Cao, don't interrupt me."

"I'm in a hurry, little sixth brother, how could I not interrupt you."

"I'm hanging."

"Don't, little sixth brother, I listen to you."

I took a deep breath, "That plainclothes you just said, when you were arrested, let two people take you away." Right, no. ”

"yes."

"What are those two people called?"

"How do I know what those two guys are called?"

"You stupid orangutan, I'm grass, your uncle, you're a stinky idiot, are you challenging my endurance" I scolded a little broken, "Grass, your uncle, you just said the names of those two people, why did you forget it now." ”

Zhou Orangutan was silent for a while, "Oh, it seems to be said, one is called Yang, and the other is called Chen'er."

"Is it sunset?"

"What's wrong with my brother?"

I turned my head to look at Xiyu, "It's okay, it's okay, you don't care." ”