When I saw my face in the mirror with red stripes, I was stunned.

"This little girl ......"

As soon as the crisp sound came out of my throat, I was even more frightened and covered my mouth, looking at myself in the mirror, braids, big eyes, and with my bewildered expression at the moment, it was a frightened helpless girl!

What a fucking pity for me!

If I usually see such a no-makeup and eye-catching person on the street, I must have shamelessly come up, beauty, add a WeChat......

But I can't accept that I've become a bubble!

God, even if you pity me Xiao Xin has no car, no house and no sister, if you want to give me a benefit, you can't do me like this, master, I'm definitely a 24K pure man!

Why do you become a little girl as soon as you close your eyes and open them, you are not kind!

After looking in the mirror for a long time, I realized that I was sitting on the ground, and when I got up, there was a red flower on my right chest, and there were two black pen and water words written on it, "New, bride?!" ”

My tone changed, and my eyes widened in the mirror, "What the hell......

I didn't wait to finish speaking, I looked at the clothes on my body with some horror, gray khaki fabric, single-breasted, suit collar, so simple that I couldn't find the words to describe for a while, the clothes are a bit like the proletarian Lenin outfit that has been popular for several eras, and a little closer to the military civilian clothes in the late seventies, could it be that this style of clothes is the product of the breakup with Xiao Su in the sixties?

I'm a little crazy, the point is that you shouldn't be on me! Dude is angina, why did he dream of being transgendered and became the heroine bride in a period drama? Wipe! Don't be in the cave!

The hand touched his body indiscriminately, until it touched his chest, and the soft touch made me slowly, slowly widen my eyes, my mouth 'oh'~ opened, and I smiled at myself in the mirror very obscenely, no, underwear, clothes!

"It feels good, I didn't expect that what I Xiao Xin touched back was...... I rub!! ”

As soon as I accidentally made it bigger, I bent down when I was in pain, and I raised my face in horror, "This is not a dream!" ”

The hand continued to test on the face, and the painful mouth hissed until I couldn't pinch it anymore, not because I pity the jade, but because it hurts so damn well!

Forcing myself to calm down, I quickly looked at the surrounding environment, this house has not been a person since I wondered how I became a woman, the wall is pasted with big red happy characters, the roof is decorated with pink and green latte flowers, and the lower half of the white wall is also painted with blue paint, looking at it unbelievably, only the house in the eighties and nineties used to painting the wall like this.

I'm crazy and generally start rampage around the house, no, get the idea!

At the moment, it should be a small living room, in addition to two single sofas, a Nanmu coffee table, a chest of drawers in the corner, a sewing machine, and then there is a large wardrobe next to me.

Wait, sewing machine?! The new shiny, walked over and looked carefully, the fuselage was also covered with red happy characters, bee cards, rare things in the seventies and eighties!

A brief self-introduction, before I arrived in this inexplicable environment, I was a poor dick in a nursing home, a sewing machine, the lady of our nursing home told me, in the seventies and eighties, it was a semi-luxury, and now the marriage and daughter-in-law must be equipped with a standard refrigerator with double doors in the same status.

As he pondered, he saw a brand-new electrical appliance on the chest of drawers, and stepped forward a few steps, "Single card recorder?" It's still a red light! ”

I heard Uncle Lin of this thing in the nursing home talk about it, Qingdao product, absolutely high-end goods in the seventies and eighties, he was blown up because he didn't buy the object, and what kind of Yan Wu and peony are the same big brands, I didn't think I could see it here!

All kinds of strange fiddling for a while,It feels more and more wrong,Especially this recorder,The time of sales on the market is not very long,That is, the end of the seventies to the early eighties,After the reform and opening up, the replacement of electrical appliances can be called rapid,The light tape recorder is a double card will soon eliminate a single card,Within two or three years, the Qingdao manufacturer began to stop the production of the recorder and changed the production of TV。

At the same time, there were a bunch of foreign electronics brands pouring out to compete, such as Sanyo, Toshiba, which were later acquired......

I felt a little embarrassed in my heart, and finally knew that something was wrong, these new electrical appliances, even if they were bright and dazzling, still exuded a heavy and ready to go atmosphere of the times.

Looking at the ground, there is a mess on the concrete floor, there are a few trampled apples and peanuts and melon seeds, this is clearly a battlefield, no, I scratched my chin and analyzed, the overly smooth skin feels really weird, this is more like a new house that has been finished by disaster!

Taking a deep breath and looking down at his corsage, he was sure, bride, I am the bride, that is, "this is my new house?!!! ”

The sharp and crisp female voice in my throat made me collapse, "What does it have to do with Lao Tzu!" ”

I touched my own scales, and then I ran into the two bedrooms, and my fingers were clamped by the drawers a few times between the boxes and cabinets, and I scolded my mother in pain!

Raising my eyes, I flipped out a red marriage certificate while suddenly fixing my eyes on the calendar card on the wall, and walked to the calendar card in a few steps, and the large black words kept stimulating my retinal nerve-

"October 9th, 1980??"

The muscles on my face twitched, I trembled, opened the marriage certificate in my hand, there was a black and white photo of men and women on it, in line with the principle of same-sex repulsion, directly blocking the man, I stared at the woman, "This is ...... I? ”

No, it's not me, it's the little girl in the mirror whose face was scratched out of the red road!

Looking carefully at the words on it, I still have the habit of ignoring the male and only looking at the woman's information, "Name, Jin Duoyu, gender, female...... This certificate was issued on 7 October 1980 for voluntary marriage, which was examined to meet the requirements of the Marriage Act on marriage. ”

Isn't October 7 yesterday on the calendar?

Frowning, I looked at the woman in the black-and-white photo, "Jin Duoyu, Jin Duoyu?" ”

There was some confusion in my mind, I took the marriage certificate and ran to the mirror of the big closet again, looking at the photo, looking at myself, the more I looked at it, the cooler my heart became, even if the black and white photo of the marriage certificate on the little girl's face was dull, but I can also be sure that I am a person, unlucky, who is playing with me!

Kim Do-yu...... Kim Do-yu......

Who is she?

I pointed to the mirror but didn't know who to scold, "You, you ......"

'You' for a long time, I 'snapped' the marriage certificate to the ground, "There is a fucking amount of crossing, it's okay to play with me about the promotion of the crown princess!" I, Xiao Xin, am a sad orphan, what congenital heart disease grew up in a welfare home, I don't know who my parents are, as of 2015, Lao Tzu has lived 29 years of 'Double Eleven'! ”

The more I talked, the more aggrieved I became, and I patted my forehead in despair, and the two slaps made me more and more sober, thinking that I was just tossing around the house like a fried chicken, no, the word 'chicken' is too ugly, then, the fried 'duck?!' ’

I want to shoot myself even more, Xiao Xin, if you don't know what's going on, you don't even have the beating ability of a duck!

My body stiffened suddenly, and I thought of a more serious problem, facing myself in the mirror, wooden, I put my hand on the inside of my trouser waistband, trembling, and slid all the way down, down......

There was a cold wind whizzing through the air—

All the cells in my blood rushed straight to my brain in the discomfort of the emptiness of the palm of my hand, "Ah!! ”

Brother!

My little brother who has been with each other for 29 years!!