The "Death Note" that Xiaoqin bought from the comic supply store is of course a fake, but the human psychic power is really a very mysterious field, and who knows if the "resentment" will really work on others?

Therefore, the squad leader, who had been stared at by Xiaoqin for 40 seconds, accidentally twisted his foot when returning to his seat, which really scared me.

But it's not serious, it's not so much the effectiveness of Death Note, it's more because of the swollen and sore butt and the difficulty of walking.

Xiaoqin furrowed her thin eyebrows and muttered:

"Hmph, the store manager lied, and it didn't work at all."

What else do you want? The squad leader twisted his foot, you are still not satisfied, you really hope that the squad leader has heart palsy! In order to become a criminal police officer one day, the squad leader attaches great importance to physical exercise, and her heart is much healthier than that of ordinary people!

As soon as the topic of the heart was mentioned, Xiaoqin suddenly became melancholy again, and said to me:

"I read a very sad comic, because the heroine has congenital heart disease, and the male owner deliberately took allergy medicine to save her and died, leaving his heart to his lover!"

Cut, what is there to be touched? Many Korean dramas also follow this routine, if one of the two people does not die, it is not considered to be in love!

Don't look at the two people who are usually good haode, as long as they fall in love, terminal illnesses and car accidents will follow! It seems that falling in love is really a high-risk behavior! If you don't fall in love, you won't die, you weishenme don't understand it!

Xiaoqin was still immersed in the aiqing tragedy, and she blinked her long eyelashes and looked at me with a mixture of sorrow.

"If Ye Lin suddenly has congenital heart disease, I will definitely donate my heart to you!"

Wait, don't be impressed! How could I "suddenly" develop a "congenital" heart disease?

(*^__^*) hee-hee...... At that time, my heart will beat in Ye Lin's chest, anyway, I only have Ye Lin's classmate in my heart, and that is where it should be! ”

Xiaoqin, who didn't notice any logical errors at all, continued to smile and said.

"It's just...... When the time comes, will you talk to my heart? It likes to listen to Ye Lin's voice the most, and when it hears Ye Lin's encouragement, it will definitely dance more happily......"

Cheerful you sister! Stop sensationalizing! I'm going to cry! Even if I really need a heart transplant, I won't accept your donation! If according to the law of Korean dramas, one of the two parties in love must die, and I will never choose to be the one who survives!

Ah, damn it, while I was in a trance, Xiaoqin had already put away the death note, and I was going to hold her accountable for writing the name of the squad leader! Did she deliberately divert the topic to prevent me from complaining about her? But her feelings at that time were very sincere! It's really a beautiful snake, I can't tell which ones are real and which ones are fake!

Xiaoqin changed her expression faster than turning a book, but in the blink of an eye, she returned to her innocent smile and asked me stupidly:

"It's just, just a hypothesis, if it's me who has congenital heart disease, will Ye Lin donate his heart to me?"

Donate you big head! Haven't you watched Saint Seiya? The same sensational bridge, the second time I use it will be invalid! Still congenital heart disease? Your heart is stronger than a bull's!

"What are you angry about~ It's just a hypothesis!" Xiaoqin pursed her lips, "And even if Ye Lin is willing to donate to me, I won't accept it!" I don't want to live in Shijie without Ye Lin's classmates! I will die very happily and contentedly in Ye Lin's arms! If I could make this happen, I would love to have congenital heart disease right now! ”

Hey, hey, you live until you're 14 years old to have congenital heart disease, you're a little late, right? That kind of thing, you should have asked Aunt Ren for it when you were a fetus!

It suddenly occurred to me that if Xiaoqin had congenital heart disease, then she might not be born at all, right? In that way, there will be no little overlord in my life, and I will not be bullied and experience a nightmare childhood, so I will practice martial arts hard and avenge the sea of blood.

Perhaps, I will follow the pace before the age of 6, continue to beg for candy from my aunts, and become an otaku who reads comic books every day and even plays games every day.

I'm playing the game haode.,Xiaoding from the pet hospital should take me to play dota.,Won't call me "vegetable" anymore, right?

When the time comes, I will become Mo Yi brothers with Cao Gonggong, and discuss H manga and H animation every day?

What would the squad leader think of me like that? Someone who can be bullied, so needs protection? I'm already a day younger than the class leader, so maybe I'll willingly treat the class leader as my sister!

In addition, considering that I was very cute in the Zhengtai era, if there was no bad influence of the little overlord, I might grow up to be a handsome boy! There will be girls who like me because of this, right? Will the class president like me? I probably didn't have much muscle at the time......

Worst! The more I use my imagination, the more Shu Zhe's appearance comes to mind! Isn't it true that I haven't been bullied by Xiaobawang, Zuihou will become a weak teenager like Shu Zhe, and even be in danger of becoming a pseudo-mother!

If I had no hands and a good look, would there be a bad guy (like me) forcing me to wear women's clothes, or even T-pants? Maybe you will take nude photos to blackmail me, let me do this and that, and be so ashamed that I can't live on shijie!

It's terrible, it's a terrible possibility! Let's let Xiaoqin be born! Even if she really has congenital heart disease, let her come to this shijie with difficulty and struggle on this cold shijie!

Well...... Under this setting, she obviously doesn't have the conditions to become a little bully, and there is a weak girl in the neighborhood, what will I do with her? Will they bully her in turn?

No, I'm sure not, Big Brother Optimus Prime has long taught me to be sympathetic to the weak. Maybe I'll take good care of this unfortunate girl next door, I'll read her storybooks, watch her anime, and maybe even get stronger to protect her!

Wow, what a vulgar romance! Did the hero and heroine become lovers in this way? Will there be another law of Korean dramas in the future, two people must burp one more fart!

Ah, I overlooked one point, no matter what becomes of Celery, Amy is my sister will not change, but Ai Shuqiao said that she would use $5 million to buy me to leave Winter Mountain City, maybe I will accept the $5 million and use it to treat Celery's congenital heart disease, right? And then get away from the city?

It's ridiculous! Instead of imagining about me and Xiaoqin in the parallel shijie, it is better to go to Shu Zhe first, ask him why he dares to rebel against me, and let me bring 500 yuan to him!