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Is it a women's clothing boss?

Li Xiaoxing asked with luck.

"No, I'm transgender, I had surgery three years ago, I had just finished the college entrance examination at that time, and I finally persuaded my family to agree to sign the surgery consent form."

That year's tone was very flat, as if she had just said something insignificant, however, Li Xiaoxing knew what kind of thrilling was hidden under her calmness, and she happened to be very good at not minding, "I thought what was the matter, just this little thing, as long as you don't attack me in the middle of the night." ”

Mr. Xun: "It's so serious, I haven't finished watching the TV series yet, by the way, do you like to watch the blood clan?" By the way, your answer will have a fatal effect on my opinion of you. ”

Kong Wusen: "Become good, it's really too aggrieved to be a man on your terms, but even if you change sex, if you go out with me, everyone will think that I am a man and you are a woman, I used to think that it was really troublesome to be a woman, until I got a boyfriend and had the opportunity to introduce it to you, and the two of them estimated that they would not be able to introduce their boyfriends to you in the short term." ”

"Brother Kong!"

"Huh."

The former one is Li Xiaoxing, and the latter one is Mr. Xun.

"Brother Kong, are you so interesting every day? I'm single because I like single, not because I can't find it, as long as I want to find it with my sister's beauty and wisdom, the person who pursues me can line up from the bottom of our dormitory to the gate of heaven! Do you believe it? ”

Brother Kong: "If you can find a heaven to watch the gate, I will believe it." ”

Mutual sarcasm has become the norm for sisters in the 221 bedroom, and it was the first time I saw how roommates got along that year, this feeling was amazing, Li Xiaoxing rubbed to her side that year, and touched her chest obscenely, "OC is bigger than mine, it seems that the boba in our dormitory is going to be replaced, sister boba, do you have a boyfriend?" ”

That year: "Of course not." ”

Li Xiaoxing: "I think your brother is quite good, can he introduce him to me if he has a normal orientation?" ”

Mr. Xun squirted out the Coke he had drunk, "Li Xiangqian, what about the proud reserve?" ”

"I found that if I continue to be reserved, I may be reserved until I am fifty years old, and you didn't see her brother that year, that is called a charming, exuding hormones up and down, mature, deep, completely tailor-made for me by God that year, what is your brother's name?"

After a long time, you still don't know what people are called.

Mr. Xun rolled her eyes, just as she was used to watching TV series facing the wall, so she turned around.

That year, I couldn't bear to break Li Xiaoxing's dream of getting off the list, but I still cruelly told her, "My brother is married." ”

Married!

Li Xiaoxingsheng lay on Mr. Xun's bed without love, and hugged Mr. Xun deadly, "I knew that it was impossible for other women to be blind enough to let go of my brother." ”

"Who do you call brother, Jie Cao?" As soon as she decided not to complain about Li Xiaoxing, she did it again.

"Mr. Xun, you, a person who enjoys being single, will not understand my pain, every spring I will feel empty, lonely and cold because of my racial nature, and I can only be so boring that I quarrel with the second aunt next door who has entered menopause, but every time I win, the second aunt's mouth is crooked." Li Xiaoxing sighed, in fact, she didn't want to fall in love at all, but none of the girls of this age had ever talked about it, except for a freak like Mr. Xun, she just talked about it, and she didn't care at all.

Mr. Xun suddenly grabbed Li Xiaoxing's ear and smiled sinisterly, "I just heard in the department group that our department has a friendship with the University of Technology next door for two days, they are all handsome men and women from this school, sign up by yourself, the initiator wants to review the appearance and life style issues, I think you can sign up." ”

Li Xiaoxing noticed that Xun always had bad intentions, when she was in the first year of junior high school, Sister Hui, who was in the first year of junior high school, was looking for someone to block her, and she intuitively avoided it, and this time was no exception.

"What bad idea do you have, tell you that I won't be fooled." Li Xiaoxing protects his chest with both hands, looking at Xun is always like looking at a human trafficker, who told the general manager to do business is too rare, maybe the profession puts the living in the coffin, and writes an ancient curse on the coffin or something.

Looking at Li Xiaoxing's expression, he always knew what she was thinking, "I said you think a little too much." ”

Li Xiaoxing: "My dad said that it is indispensable to guard against others. ”

"Forget it, you can go if you want, and don't go if you don't want to." Xun Buqun smoothed his hair and said casually, "After all, you like Wansui." ”

This is an affirmative sentence. Pretty definitely.

After Mr. Xun finished speaking, Li Xiaoxing was stunned, and Brother Kong was also stunned.

"You said that for Mao, when did I show that I was interested in her?" Li Xiaoxing is very inward-looking, even if she really has a good impression of Wan Sui, it is also an illusion generated by getting along day and night in the office, after all, people's feelings are so hot, they come and go quickly, Li Xiaoxing feels that no matter whether men and women see the opposite sex who are very good in appearance, character, family work, and ability, it is impossible not to be moved, after all, people are such superficial creatures.

"There is a data that says that people will meet about 29.2 million people in their lifetime, and the probability of two people falling in love is 0.000049, which is so low that it can't be lower, so if I don't hurry up and work hard......" Li Xiaoxing said and found that he had wrapped himself in.

Mr. Xun despised Li Xiaoxing's IQ, "You said it yourself, you have to work hard, so do you work hard to fight for Wansui, or go to the friendship?" ”

Li Xiaoxing shook his head like a rattle, "I don't even go to the friendship when I die, my mother said that the girls who participate in the friendship are the same as the women who go on a blind date, and the probability of meeting the satisfied is the same as the one above, I don't think I'm so lucky, just like the real school girl will never go to participate in any school flower competition, the real beauty will never promote herself, and the person who really loves herself will not go to the friendship, what is the difference between participating in that kind of activity and putting yourself on the shelf for people to choose, I won't go." ”

Li Xiaoxing said stubbornly.

Mr. Xun: "I actually think what you said is very reasonable, could it be that after getting along with me for a long time, monkeys can evolve into apes?" ”

She climbed out of bed and took down a folder from the bookshelf, Li Xiaoxing knew what was going to happen as soon as he saw the folder, and Xun always pulled out a document of dozens of pages, "It just happened that a new roommate came, that year, you can take a look at this roommate agreement, if there is no problem, we will sign it, and secondly, we will set up a rule in the 221 dormitory, and the four people present cannot depreciate themselves to participate in any activities aimed at establishing a relationship between men and women, and I will write the specific content into the roommate agreement patch, and I will give it to you to sign as soon as possible." ”

Looking for a box of ink clay in the left hand of the document in the right hand, yes, Xun Buqun has a box of ink clay.

It was the first time that year that he had seen the power and brain circuits of Xunzong, and Brother Kong put his arm around her shoulder, "Do you know Sheldon, that's what he did, roommate agreement." ”

Li Xiaoxing, "Slow, Mr. Xun, you have prepared a blank roommate agreement, and you have already prepared a share for Xiaosi?" ”

"Be prepared, I thought I wouldn't use it, but I didn't expect it to come in handy so soon, the roommate agreement stated that you would grind your teeth and snore and fart after midnight, didn't you abide by it? Do you still want to put the blame on Ah Piao? ”

"There must be a Piao in our bedroom, maybe it's in your bed right now." Li Xiaoxing made a grimace, roommate agreement or something, it's really weird, and he's not a primary school student, and he has to draw a 38 line between boys and girls.

Speaking of the 38th line, Li Xiaoxing remembered that she also painted it when she was a child, but it was the boy at the same table who forced her to draw it, it is really strange to say, boys in elementary school are always much more shy than girls, but this cuteness is different after junior high school, and sure enough, the boy's heart is still relatively pure when he was a child.

Wan Sui was also quite cute when he was a child.

"By the way, I, we live opposite the super powerful senior sister, and she has a bar opening again this weekend, so let's go together." Li Xiaoxing said to that year.

"Bars? Where is it? What is it called? ”

"In ...... Call ......" Li Xiaoxing blinked blankly, "No, I forgot to ask, you wait for me to ask!" ”

A few seconds later, Li Xiaoxing rolled back, "It's called a dessert bar, who knows what a dessert bar is?" Is it a dessert made with wine or a mixture of wine and dessert? ”

Mr. Xun got up, "Didn't you see the latest bankrupt sisters?" Caroline and Max run a dessert bar, which I didn't want to go to, but now I really want to go. ”

Bankrupt Sisters is a comedy that has been on the air for six years, about the story of the Ponzi hoax exposed, the eldest lady of the Qian Ning family is reduced to a poor princess who can only sleep in the subway, and her friends all stay away from her, at this time she meets Max, a mixed-race Jewish waitress Max who is from the bottom of the family, who is addicted to drugs and alcoholism and has a chaotic private life, but is generous and cheerful and kind, Max lives in an old house without a contract, and the upstairs neighbor is an idiot who imprisons young girls, Often because he can't pay the rent to avoid the landlord's pursuit, there are countless identifications, there is a lot of prison detention center temporary experience, such Max met such Caroline, Max kindly took Caroline in and recommended her to work in the restaurant, Caroline discovered Max's talent in making small cakes, determined to open a small cake shop, but after several failures, when the business of the two was bleak to make ends meet, an accident made the film company notice Caroline's life experience, and decided to make a movie of her lifeCaroline was paid $250,000, Max proposed to open a dessert bar, and then they had a dessert bar, Max accepted a marriage proposal from local lawyer Randy, and Caroline finally ended up being single with Bobby, who didn't know what to do, and everything seemed perfect.

You've not stood still for six years.

"That's a good point, I'm about to cry, but are you trying to me off when you say such a big spoiler? I'd like to save it for the winter break! It's all spoiled by you. "Li Xiaoxing wants to strangle Xun Zong's heart, the most annoying thing about movies and TV series is spoilers, and he is in no mood to watch it at all.

"No, I just want to tell you that even Caroline and Max are famous, but someone is still single, and there is still a month before 2017 is coming to an end, but you don't make any money, not only do you not make any money, but you are still single, and your savings will never exceed a thousand yuan, and you don't even dare to fall in love." Mr. Xun fell backwards, Li Xiaoxing cursed her in her heart for hitting her head and hitting her head, but no, Mr. Xun rolled back into the quilt and said, "For your pity...... I don't seem to have anything to comfort you, so let's go with the flow. ”

Exhale-inhale-exhale-inhale

Exhale-inhale-exhale-inhale

Li Xiaoxing silently recited the angry song that would appear on the fan when he was a child,

Life is like a play, because of fate, we get together.

It is not easy to help each other grow old, whether it should be cherished more.

Why bother to lose your temper over trivial things, and think about it in retrospect.

I am not angry when others are angry, and there is no one to replace me when I am angry.

If I am angry, who will be happy? Besides, it's nerve-wracking and laborious.

Neighbors and relatives should not compare, and the trivial matters of children and grandchildren will be left to him.

Endure hardships and pleasures together, and the gods envy good partners.

Mr. Xun suddenly turned his head, as if he had thought of something good to stimulate Li Xiaoxing, "I remember Aunt Sophie said, 'Even Barbara will marry before Caroline', Barbara is Sophie's daughter, this sentence is given to you as it is." - Li Xiaoxing, Brother Kong's daughter may get married before you! Hahahaha! ”

Li Xiaoxing couldn't bear it, "Don't be too arrogant, Eagle sauce!" ”

Xun Buqun sneered, "What's wrong rabbit, you don't have a hairy bear as a teammate now, as for the foot basin chicken, it's already yesterday." ”

Li Xiaoxing: "As long as the motherland needs my stomach, I will not fall, Eagle sauce, my relatives and I will not admit defeat." ”

"But you don't have relatives. ”

Li Xiaoxing looked at Brother Kong expectantly, "...... kiss"

Brother Kong: "I'm sorry that I've died on the road of fighting for my ideals, dear, rely on yourself." ”

Li Xiaoxing looked at that year again, and he tilted his head and looked at her very cutely, "I'm sorry, I really don't know what you're playing." ”

"I'll send you the link to those things about that rabbit that year."

Then she squeezed to that year's side and chatted with her, and this effort to change the topic was really ...... Poor.