Chapter 86: The crew is extra
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It was a good day with a smooth wind, and Li Xiaoxing relied on her neurotic temperament to win her unique position on the set, and no one could shake it.
When everyone went to watch the president who came to visit the class, Li Xiaoxing held the script alone and unwaveringly disguised himself as a fake and shoddy world famous painting - "Li Xiangqian's Smile".
This drama is a real heroine drama, except for Li Xiaoxing, there is no actress who can be named, Ouyang Lan has always liked to use little-known but powerful young actors in filming, so he will always meet some men and women in some public places when he has nothing to do, but they are scheming but pretend to be young men and women who accidentally bumped into him.
Wan Sui didn't go far before he was stopped, and a little star who claimed to have a relationship with him at a certain drinking party stopped him and politely asked Wan Sui who he was looking for.
Wan Sui doesn't know if he is here to find Li Xiaoxing, will he cause trouble for Li Xiaoxing, after all, after the movie is filmed, she will be a public figure, if there is an affair with her at that time, it will not be very good for the image, of course he refers to his own image.
Especially this little star, he also has a face that looks like he is very good at gossiping, so Wan Sui cautiously said that he came to find a friend, Li Xiaoxing, is it convenient to let him in?
It's definitely no problem for a little star to want a young president like you to come over, "I'll help you ask the director." โ
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Ouyang Lan stretched out her hand and shook it in front of Li Xiaoxing's eyes, "Forward, that young handsome guy at the door?" Do you know each other? โ
Li Xiaoxing said, "Mr. Ouyang, that is Mr. Wan, don't you know him?" He has been in the newspapers a lot lately. โ
Ouyang Lan wanted to tell him that it was already time to rest, so don't speak in Lu Yu's tone, it's very uncomfortable, but as a director, can he reprimand the enthusiasm of the actors, of course he can't, how can he convince the public? How to become a brother on the set? How to enjoy the pleasure of torturing actors?
So he learned from Li Xiaoxing's tone and said, "I'm afraid that Mr. Wan is here to find you, I don't know what your relationship is with him?" Could it be that he is your backer as rumored? โ
Li Xiaoxing chuckled, "Mr. Ouyang is really making fun of me, with my thin willow posture, where can I get into Mr. Wan's eyes, he hasn't looked at me with his eyes for many years, I don't know what happened to me this time?" But I guess it's not going to be good. โ
Ouyang Lan stiffened her head and nervous with her, "Then I'll call him in, and the two of you can find a place where there is no one to talk about." โ
Li Xiaoxing nodded dignified and said, "Then it will cause trouble for Mr. Ouyang." โ
Ouyang Lan said don't bother, don't bother, just be happy, after saying that he ran away with his buttocks, he couldn't figure it out, no matter where he went, Li Xiaoxing could find him, and he also asked his colleagues in lighting and camera field affairs, equipment, etc. to help stop Li Xiaoxing, don't let her ruin his rest time, but no matter how he asked those people, he couldn't stop Li Xiaoxing, and even some people were all scared by the hysterical crazy eyes of Miss Li Xiaoxing and Miss Lu Yu, and they spontaneously became the leading party, help Li Xiaoxing catch Ouyang Lan,
The set is so big, the heroine has her own lounge, why does Li Xiaoxing have to catch him, he is the director, and it is not necessary to hold on to the master ball? Is it really good to be so embarrassed for a 50-year-old handsome uncle?
In fact, Li Xiaoxing was familiar with Ouyang Lan on the set, and the rest of the crew treated her with respect and coldness, Li Xiaoxing didn't treat them with their original colors to maintain the character of Miss Lu Yu, and she had to be as meticulous as a strict German!
So Li Xiaoxing wore a cheongsam to see Mr. Wan, this is the first time Wan Sui has seen Li Xiaoxing wearing a cheongsam, I have to say that it feels really amazing.
Li Xiaoxing asked him what he was doing, and Wan Sui said that the neighbor's cat was about to give birth.
"It's romantic." Li Xiaoxing still remembered the name of the pregnant cat, and dared to slander that it was their five cents to make the cat's life! Bullying 5 cents I haven't seen a cat movie, is it really embarrassing to bully a cat that is particularly pure in mind and body?
Before the camera was turned on, Li Xiaoxing said to Wan Sui that if she was going to give birth to a baby one day, she must not forget to ask her to come over to watch, and by the way, she slapped the two little brothers next door who were stinky and shameless all day long.
Wan Sui asked her if she was going, Li Xiaoxing was a little embarrassed, this was still filming, and he asked for leave to go out halfway to see the neighbor's cat, which was too much to say.
Especially if she taunted her too much, would Shi Dongliu hit her with a small fist? Although Mr. Dongliu looks a bit of a sissy, he is also 1.8 meters tall on the scale, and his fist is the size of a bowl.
Li Xiaoxing must not be a girl in his eyes, Bacheng is a sister, do sisters still need to be merciful when sisters beat sisters? It doesn't need to be good at all.
"You came back to pick me up, I can't say if I don't go, but why did you rush to pick me up? Shouldn't you send me a text message and be done? โ
Wan Sui said: "I called you, and it shows that the phone is off."
In fact, since Li Xiaoxing turned off the phone, Wan Sui has called her many times, but no one answered each time, he didn't know what the situation was, the circle of friends and space were not updated, and a certain president surnamed Wan couldn't bear it, so he finally found an excuse to romantically want to have a baby and ran to the set to find Li Xiaoxing, but he had to pretend to be looking for her by the way.
It's really hard for Mr. Wan's emotional intelligence.
"I have to have the professionalism of an actor, when I join the group to film, of course I have to shut down, if there is anything big, I can come directly to the crew to find me, and I will definitely not come to the crew if I have nothing to do, so I have not come to visit the class for such a long time, I am angry! Don't tell me that other people don't turn off their phones, they are them, I am me, I am the first time to play the heroine, the director values me so much, and if I turn on the camera, then I will definitely have no self-control, comics, anime, movies, TV series, watch non-stop, maybe I can't sleep well at night, I definitely don't have the energy to film during the day, I have to pay full attention so that I won't be sorry for the expectations of the national audience. It's just a few months without the internet...... I've had so much hard work! Li Xiaoxing grabbed Wan Shui's sleeve and cried, she wiped it twice, but there was no snot, and her nose was too weak at this time. Later, ask the assistant to buy a durian and come back to torture it!
"You said that you only came to see me for so long, and you didn't bring me a gift, did you have anything to eat, let me tell you, I've had a miserable past two months, and that assistant of mine is simply a devil's assistant, more ruthless than my mother. My mom can at least let me have a meal, even though I have two meals a day, at least one main meal. It's not that assistant just to let me deduce Lu Yu's emaciated, skinny, and drifting feelings...... I haven't touched rice for two months, every day is all kinds of vegetables and fruits, and now when I see berries, I subconsciously secrete fruit acid in my mouth, steamed cabbage...... Cabbage can still be steamed! I have seen it for a long time! The assistant told me that this is actually the normal recipe of most female celebrities, especially meow, it's really miserable, there are people in the world who live this kind of life, and even the famine years are better than this time, do you see how many catties I have now? 90 pounds! Only 90 pounds! I'm 1.68m too! I'm on a diet exercise in my dreams right now! Li Xiaoxing said and stretched out his slender wrist and shook it in front of Wan Sui's eyes.
"When the filming is over, I'll cook for you, you can eat whatever you want, I recently bought a recipe and am practicing cooking very seriously." Wan Sui suddenly grabbed Li Xiaoxing's wrist, it was really too thin, and he could circle it with only his thumb and index finger.
Li Xiaoxing has reached the lowest point of her weight, and she will never be thinner in this life than at this time, "The director said that I was too deep in the play and wanted to take me to see a psychiatrist, I think it is better to see a gastroenterologist, what if I vomit as soon as I eat meat in the future?" It's not easy for me to evolve tens of millions of years to the apex of the earth's food chain, I was born to eat meat! Meat! โ
"You shouldn't get fat if you eat beef." Wan Sui took out the rigor of his science and engineering students to give Li Xiaoxing a science about the calorie content of beef.
Li Xiaoxing listened and said to Wan Sui: "You wait for me, I'll call my assistant over, and you can talk to him." โ
In fact, Li Xiaoxing just wants to show off, she is also a person with an assistant, and she shows that she is also a successful person in front of her former boss, in order to repay the boss's many tortures and oppression of her in those years, which feels not ordinary sour.
Li Xiaoxing's assistant is a little boy who is interning, he should be the same age as her, he is not tall, and his weight must be more than 180 pounds, Li Xiaoxing, with keen eyes, saw that if he lost weight successfully, he must be a fat man with considerable potential, and he persuaded her to lose weight together, but this assistant little fat man is definitely devilish in urging Li Xiaoxing to lose weight, but as soon as he arrives, he will be different immediately, and he keeps saying that he is losing weight or something, isn't he sorry for the delicacies it eats? How can he suppress his handsome appearance without a little weight, and said that he once suffered from me knowing how handsome he was when he lost weight, why didn't he add a burden to the girls in the world when he was the dream husband, and he wouldn't lose weight.
After listening to this, Li Xiaoxing had an idea, it turned out that she was not the only one in the world who was so narcissistic.
"You can eat beef if you want, after the filming is over, you can eat it if you want, and I won't be your assistant at that time."
"I said that eating beef won't make you fat, and I want to eat it now."
"Your body doesn't need beef at all, it's just your gluttony, and my job is to kill all your cravings."
"Hooray! It's up to you! Li Xiaoxing gave Wan Sui a look, the assistant is too difficult to deal with, she can't do it, she can only rely on Wan Sui, give full play to the essence of your poisonous tongue, let this assistant who has not experienced the sinister of the world see how fierce the capitalist's words and swords are.
Hurry up and tell him in a 120,000-point mocking tone that you can't do it yourself, why let others do something like this!
"You're He Junlin from the Department of Mechanics, right?" Wan Sui recognized the assistant brother at a glance as a talented man in the mechanical department.
Li Xiaoxing was stunned, it turned out that He Junlin was still from the same school as her?
"Hello senior."
The strange thing is that He Junlin, who can't feel Li Xiaoxing's beauty at all, is like a fan brother when he faces Wan Sui! Did Wan Sui develop the powder to her? Terrible! Do you want to be a capitalist more popular than her, a future diva?
"I've always admired you so much, you're my idol."
He Junlin stammered.
Li Xiaoxing: I'm blind, I can't see anything.
She seemed to be able to look at her with a smug look, as if to say: Look, your helpless assistant saw me change from a tiger to a cat in seconds.
"Thank you for urging her, she always can't be strict with herself and often slacks off......"
"That's, that's, I'll help my brother discipline her well."
The two of them reached an unequal treaty on Li Xiaoxing after dividing five by two, and the most terrible thing is that she actually has no right to refute and put forward opinions.
Li Xiaoxing struggled: "I don't agree! Wansui, don't forget what I told you to do! โ
Wan Sui said: "Do you still want to walk the red carpet?" โ
Li Xiaoxing's arrogance was weakened by three points.
Wan Sui continued: "Do you know that those female celebrities only drink water, eat fruits, and exercise crazy in order to walk the red carpet and maintain a perfect figure for a few days in advance? โ
Li Xiaoxing's arrogance was three points weaker.
"Do you want to appear in the camera and be magnified by the camera for any shortcomings?" He looked at He Junlin, "You are learning machinery, in the field of machinery, the difference is thousands of miles, this theory is universal." โ
Li Xiaoxing lowered his noble head like a husky who only lost a fight with a Chihuahua.
"Okay, don't say it, I'm obedient." Li Xiaoxing took a deep breath, changed the shell of Miss Lu Yu in seconds, and looked at Mr. Wan indifferently, "It's not early, I'm going back late, my husband should be angry, he's ......"
Li Xiaoxing refers to the Bo An who wanders in the ten-mile ocean.
I often didn't see him for months.
Wan Sui: ............
I don't like the name Mr. at all.
Lu Yu, a married young woman, withdrew nobly in a white fox fur.
After a while, she came back again, "Uncle Xiao agreed that I will go with you to see five cents, let's go." โ
Wan Sui: Let her be.
When he arrived at the car, Li Xiaoxing stood still.
"Hmm~"
Wan Sui: ......
Li Xiaoxing said "um~" again.
I had to open the door for her.
"I'll open the door for you, what will you do for me?" Wan Sui said.
Li Xiaoxing raised his head and looked at this straight man cancer who was destined to be a single dog without any accidents.
Li Xiaoxing went around to the other side and helped him open the car door first, "The era of equality between men and women - I like it." โ
Wan then went around to the co-pilot to help Li Xiaoxing open the car door, "Please." โ
Li Xiaoxing smiled but didn't smile: "Thank you, Mr. Wan." โ
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