205 Beds Auctioned
205 Beds Auctioned
In the public relations department, Qiao Zilin has something to do, and the atmosphere in the office is obviously a lot more relaxed, and every day under the watchful eye of the tigress-like strong female boss, it is really stressful.
Ling Fei browsed the Internet and asked Lin Tianyou, who was sitting at the door, to take care of the wind, "You pay attention outside, the director will cough twice when he comes back." ”
Lin Tianyou looked at the time and said leisurely: "It's still early, the director has a new product launch conference to host today, and he won't come back so soon." He pushed, sliding the seat and moving to Xiao Dong's position, "Sister Xiao Dong, do you want me to teach you French?" ”
As soon as Xiao Dong wanted to say yes, Ling Fei said in a sour tone: "Xiao Dong, don't you pay attention to him, can you still teach people with his broken French?" Laughed at me. As she spoke, she suddenly screamed, jumping and clapping her hands, "Great, I photographed this Chanel handbag, wow, I actually did." ”
Everyone gathered around to see, it turned out that she had been bidding for brand-name handbags on Taobao, no wonder she was so worried that Qiao Zilin would suddenly come back.
Xiao Dong asked curiously, "Sister Ling Fei, is this second-hand?" ”
Ling Fei glanced at her unhappily and said angrily: "Yes, second-hand, it's just Maggie Cheung's use...... Spread out, walk away, second-hand handbags only, nothing to look at. ”
Xiao Dong knew that she had said the wrong thing, so she stuck out her tongue in embarrassment, but she suddenly had a very peculiar idea in her mind. This unused thing can still be used as a second-hand auction, so sell the eye-catching things at home and exchange it for money to buy toilet paper to wipe your butt.
Yes, just do it.
As soon as she got home, she rummaged through the cabinets and took out several sets of sheets and quilts, changed the beds one by one, took a lot of photos, and then hung them up for online bidding. Look at the bidding Dongdong, the titles are louder than the other, and she entered a string of words on a whim - the bed that her husband slept in with his ex-girlfriend, it was too eye-catching at home, and the auction started at ten yuan, and it was sold with blood!
As soon as I uploaded it, I heard a voice outside, it was Ye Ke who was back, she immediately closed the webpage and went out to greet her, "Husband, you're back, is the new product launch conference going well?" He politely took the briefcase and suit in Ye Ke's hand, and took the initiative to take slippers for him to change into.
Ye Ke took out his free hand and said while untying his tie: "It's going well, what's wrong?" ”
"Hehehe, I just care about it, I'm also a part of Mingye."
Ye Ke looked at her in a daze, laughing so funny, there must be a ghost, "Got into trouble?" ”
"Nothing."
"Blew up the kitchen?" He turned his head to look at the kitchen.
"No, I've never been in the kitchen."
Ye Kehu looked at other places suspiciously, there was no unusual change, that is, the room seemed to be a little messy, he walked over, saw the bed covered with new sheets and quilts, and asked curiously: "Aren't you not sleeping in the bed, what are you doing with the sheets?" ”
Xiao Dong smiled even more heartlessly, "Hehehehe, it's nothing, I just thought about changing it after not changing it for many days, I know you like to be clean at home." ”
Ye Ke looked at her straight, Xiao Dong's smile gradually became embarrassed, the old man's eyes could read the mind, and he saw her little secrets, "That...... That one...... You don't care about it for now, you'll find out in a few days. She stepped forward and grabbed Ye Ke's arm, coquettish and shaking, "Oh, you just believe me once, I didn't cause trouble, let's cook together, I bought pork ribs." ”
Ye Ke was beating a drum in his heart, what the hell was the little girl doing.
After eating, Xiao Dong went to take a bath, Ye Ke sat at the desk and surfed the Internet, the computer was on, and it didn't seem difficult to know what Xiao Dong had done.
Clicking on the webpage and opening the recent browsing, he clicked smoothly into the bidding page.
What, the bed that my husband slept in with his ex-girlfriend, it was too much of an eyesore at home, and it started at ten yuan, and it was sold with blood!
I poof, I really vomited blood, the response was very enthusiastic, there are several messages below, and there are all kinds of questions, such as: Can I turn my current girlfriend into an ex-girlfriend after sleeping in this bed? Or: Can sleeping in this bed turn an ex-girlfriend back into a girlfriend? Of course, there is something even more bloody: can you meet this ex-girlfriend?
Ye Ke was completely stunned, and then looked at the details of the baby, it was funny and angry, both annoyed and distressed.
Xiao Dong wrote in the description: My husband's ex-girlfriend came to the door and told the little woman sadly that many of their first times happened here, and since then, the little woman has the urge to jump up and kick a few feet when she goes home every day to see this bed, but please rest assured, the little woman did not do this, the bed is very strong, absolutely solid wood bed boards, absolutely high-end mattresses. The little woman can't buy a house and can only sell this bed, dear, genuine, free shipping, no returns!
Looking at the auction price, the old bed that started at 10 yuan has already been auctioned for 265 yuan.
Ye Ke unconsciously touched his chin and watched it with relish.
Xiao Dong came out of the shower, passed by the study, and saw Ye Ke using the computer, a little worried, in case the old man was angry, then she would have to go around without eating.
"Hehe, I've washed it, you go wash it quickly."
"Come here."
"I ...... The hair is still wet, rub, rub. ”
"Come here!"
Xiao Dong didn't have a rut, he walked over hard, Ye Ke pulled her closer to his arms, his strong arms wrapped around her waist, he leaned over, and the smell of fragrance came to his nose. "Girl, you have a lot of ideas."
"What?" Play stupid, girl.
"That bed is European, how can you start shooting at 10 yuan?"
Hey, it's over, the old man knows. Xiao Dong grabbed her hair uneasily, if the old man was rough, she could also protect her face.
"Although it has been used for many years, it has to start at least 100 yuan."
Ha?
"Look at it, the popularity is so high, there are constantly people bidding, if the price is set a little higher, it is estimated that it will be thousands now."
Xiao Dong pursed his lips and couldn't help laughing, and said seriously: "I'm worried that the starting price is too high, no one will bid, anyway, when the time comes the day after tomorrow, no matter how much money it is, I will make a deal." ”
Ye Ke patted her head, "Wouldn't it be faster to throw it away?" ”
"It's a pity to throw it away, it's also solid wood, it's expensive, why throw away things that can be sold for money."
"Little money fans, you know money."
"How can it, in addition to money, I also know that I love my husband." As she spoke, she grabbed his neck and kissed him fiercely on the face, leaving a small red mark without paying attention.
She wiped it with her fingers, but she couldn't wipe it off, and said with a sad face: "Ah, husband, I swear I didn't mean to, I planted strawberries on your face." ”
"What?!" Ye Ke let out a sigh of relief, and his two hands kept scratching at her waist.
Xiao Dong smiled and begged for mercy, but her strength couldn't stop his attack at all, and her stomach hurt from laughing.
The next day, Ye Ke looked in the mirror, hurriedly walked to the sofa, and helplessly pointed to the red marks on his face and said, "An Xiaodong, you solve it for me." ”
Xiao Dong scratched his calf leisurely, then sat up unhurriedly, pointing to his neck, "Then who will help me solve it?" "You don't need to look in the mirror to know that there are kiss marks on the neck, not only on the neck, but also on the chest, shoulders, arms, lower abdomen, and probably on the back.
What a ruthless man, gnawing at her like crazy, sucking it is a mark, there is hatred, this is.
Ye Ke looked at her calm and contemptuous little eyes, and walked back to the bathroom without saying a word.
In the office, Xiao Dong was secretly staring at the online bidding, wow, the number of bidders is increasing, and the price is also rising, from more than 200 last night to more than 700, and the following messages are as many as thousands.
Xiao Dong was secretly happy, it seems that this bed has fallen, she has to find a new bed, she can't always let the old man sleep on the sofa with her, do sports or something, the most can't play.
sent a text message to Ye Ke - husband, let's buy a new bed, buy a big special price online, and install a free shipping package in the same city.
Ye Ke was in a meeting, because of the little strawberry on his face, he kept half-covering his face with his hands, and when he saw Xiaodong's text message, he gave one back - stuck in your hand, whatever you want, remember, don't just stare at the web page when you go to work!!
After sending a text message, the screen continued to lock the auction page, and the sullen man took advantage of the meeting time to read the message below.
After a while, Xiaodong sent a text message again - I placed an order, a super couple double bed, and a massage.
- Where's the massage?
——Massage wherever you want, the price is 10,000 yuan.
Ye Ke unconsciously pulled his mouth and smiled, and Fu Zhong, who was reporting the plan, paused, "President, is there anything wrong?" ”
Ye Ke came back to his senses, "Oh...... No, you continue. The first time a meeting was so out of shape, he decisively put his phone on the table and pulled back his thoughts on the bed.
In the end, when the old bed that had been used for nearly ten years was sold for 20,000 three, Xiao Dong changed her mind, and she sincerely felt that she should not use the money to buy toilet paper, but should use it to buy perfume and spray her ass fragrantly.
Ye Ke was also shocked, the broken bed could still be sold at such a high price, deducting 10,000 yuan for buying a new bed, and making a net profit of 13,000, this money is really good.
"Husband, the buyer said to come to our house at seven o'clock in the evening to move the bed."
"At night? Are you sure it's not a scam syndicate? ”
"The money is in my hands, what are you cheating? Besides, with the security of our community, even if it is a fraud group, then we will put an end to it. ”
"Okay, then let's go home and wait."
At seven o'clock in the evening, the doorbell rang on time, Xiao Dong's fart ran over to open the door, and as soon as he opened the door, his bright smile instantly froze, "Why are you here again?" You are not welcome here. ”
When Ye Ke heard Xiao Dong's words, he walked over for some reason, and he was stunned, "Jiahui, you ...... Something? ”
Tang Jiahui lowered her head and smiled, her long soft hair was draped down, she gracefully reached out and pulled her long hair behind her ears, "I'm 'Xiaolan'." ”
Xiao Dong was speechless, Xiao Lan, the buyer.
She stood at the door in a daze, not giving way, not driving people, her heart was so depressed, this ex-girlfriend spent 23,000 to buy a bed with their common memories, okay, great, just auction this house, start at one million!