099 Brother Zun, you are so stupid

Xing Shaozun woke up from his dream, sat up suddenly, and now his benevolent brother was still arrogantly holding his chest and wiping his face, all sweaty. Ξ© (8) (1) γ€ŽδΈ­Ξ”ζ–‡η½‘Ξ©. οΌ˜β’ˆ

The room was so quiet that a needle could be heard, except for his rough breathing, which lifted his chest and continued to rise and fall.

He really remembered that the dream-like feeling just now brought a slight tremor in his fingers... Still in commotion...

"Whew!" Xing Shaozun wiped his face again, exhaled deeply, got out of bed and went to the bathroom, took a cold shower, and barely extinguished the fire in his body.

He's well-dressed and well-dressed, where is there just now, ahem... He opened the door and walked out.

Standing in the corridor on the third floor, holding on to the railing, looking down...

A small figure wearing a floral apron was pushing a large mop, mopping the floor back and forth, and the mess in the living room was indeed cleaned up, and it looked decent.

Suddenly, she stopped, raised her head to look at the third floor, and waved to him happily, "Brother Zun, you're awake, I've prepared lunch, come down and eat." ”

Xing Shaozun stomped downstairs, ignored her when he passed by the living room, and went straight to the door.

"Brother Zun!" Ning Long screamed.

Xing Shaozun went to the garage as if he hadn't heard it, drove the car out, and saw that Ning Long had already taken off his apron, carrying a bag on his back, holding a mop divided into two in his hand, standing on the side of the road.

"Brother Zun." Ning Long waved at him and stopped.

The car stopped and glanced at the disconnected mop, Xing Shaozun raised his eyes to look at Ning Long, what kind of trick is this guy doing!

"Brother Zun, are you going to the city?" Ning Long smiled sweetly, beautifully and cutely, and no one was powerless to refuse.

"Hmm." Xing Shaozun's tone was very cold.

Ning Long picked up the mop in his hand and said distressedly, "I accidentally broke the mop with a force just now, and the land at home hasn't been mopped yet, you take me to the city by the way, and I'll buy a new one." ”

"...... "What strength is this, but," I know, bring one back when you come back, and you won't have to make a trip. ”

Ning Long suddenly smiled, "Haha, Brother Zun, you don't touch the spring water with your ten fingers, don't buy me a bad one to come back, anyway, it's okay at home today, in addition to buying a mop, I will also buy some other ones by the way." ”

Buying a mop like this, "I'll let Jian Yu buy it." ”

"That's for the best." Ning Long grinned, then leaned his head to the glass window, and whispered shyly, "Then you ask Sister Jian Yu to help me buy a few packs of aunt towels for me and come back, my eldest aunt is here..."

"......" Xing Shaozun's face was black at that time, and asked Jian Yu to buy an aunt's towel, isn't this looking for himself, and immediately made a decision, "Get in the car!" ”

"Oh, I'm too lazy to go again, Brother Zun, you can ask Sister Jian Yu to buy it for me." Ning Long was reluctant.

As if it wasn't her who wanted to get on the bus just now.

"I'll tell you to get in the car." Xing Shaozun had a dark face, and his face was ugly.

Ning Long pursed his lips, his voice was so boring, "Okay." ”

It's not that she wants to get in the car herself, but she was forced by her brother...

After getting into the car, Ning Long's mentality became peaceful, "Brother Zun, where are you going for a while?" ”

"It's not your business." Xing Shaozun's attitude has always been cold.

"I'll just ask, and I don't care about you." Ning Long stuck out his tongue and muttered.

Xing Shaozun didn't even bother to give one, and focused on driving for a hundred years.

"Brother Zun, do you have anything you need to buy?" Ning Long continued to ask.

"Nope."

"Is there anything you need to replace?"

"I don't like the new as much as you do."

"......" Ning Long puffed up, "If the old doesn't go, the new won't come, didn't Brother Zun himself say that the past is gone, and the future can't be affected because of the past, we always have to look forward and move forward." ”

This was still at the bidding meeting, and she actually wrote down what he said.

Stuff him with his words, hum..."That's just a joke. ”

Because the car was driving fast, Ning Long stopped at the gate of a large city before he could talk to Brother Zun, "It's here." ”

Looking at the bustling crowd, Ning Long only stretched his neck and glanced out before retracting it, and said faintly, "I... I think my aunt is leaking..."

β€œοΌŸοΌŸοΌŸβ€ Xing Shaozun frowned and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

Ning Long blushed with a small beautiful face and pointed to the bottom of his buttocks, "The amount of the eldest aunt is too big... I couldn't tolerate it, so I dyed my pants..."

...... "Xing Shaozun, this doesn't understand in seconds!" The amount is large, and the amount is too large to accommodate... I was angry, and I almost blurted out a grudge, "Won't you pad a few more?!" ”

"Poof~~~" Ning Long sneered, looking at Brother Zun's angry appearance, it simply sprouted her heart, so she had to explain patiently, "Brother Zun, this is not a problem that can be solved by a few more pads." ”

"......" remembered that when she first saw her come to her aunt, she made a big joke in the hospital, and Xing Shaozun couldn't have a good impression of her aunt until now, so he really lacked knowledge in this field.

However, he still vaguely remembered that the aunt towel that Dongchuan was holding back then was a small bag.

"I can only trouble Brother Zun to buy it for me..."Ning Long saw that his face was not good-looking, and he also looked embarrassed, "If you feel embarrassed, or send me home directly." ”

"Isn't there a family at home?" Xing Shaozun said bluntly and got out of the car.

Watching him walk towards the city gate with his head bored, Ning Long leaned on the car window, and he was in a very happy mood.

Xing Shaozun walked into the city, he never went to the city, he stood at the entrance, and when he saw the crowd inside, he instantly wanted to turn around and leave.

Moreover, the first time I went to the market, I actually came to buy an aunt's towel...

Hey~~~ Xing Shaozun, Xing Shaozun, your life is already bloody enough, will you have to sacrifice blood in the future!

Hard-headed, he shuttles through it...

There are three floors in the city, where can the little aunt towel be placed?

Xing Shaozun walked around the first floor first, but didn't find it, so he went up to the second floor, but he still didn't find it, and continued to go up to the third floor, but still nothing!!

Tired and helpless, seeing that there were waiters tally in the crowd, Xing Shaozun endured a few endurances, and finally did not step forward to ask his aunt where the towel was placed.

He decided to look for it again.

So he found the first floor from the third floor, this time he looked more carefully, and carefully looked at the things on each shelf, but still didn't see the thing called the aunt's towel!!

"What do you want to buy, sir?" A waiter came over and asked friendly.

Because he was different, he was quickly revealed, and the waiter had been paying attention to him for a long time, and this gentleman went up and down several times, as if he was looking for something.

Looking at his clothes again, I guess he shouldn't have visited the market much, and he won't be able to find it for a while.

Xing Shaozun didn't want to pay attention to it, but after looking for so long and didn't find it, the little guy would definitely be in a hurry, so he looked left and right, and now there were only two people here, he touched the tip of his nose with his fist, coughed lightly, and said in a low voice, "Aunt towel..."

"Huh?" The waiter didn't hear clearly, but when he saw that the gentleman was a little shy, he instantly understood, "Please follow me." ”

Many men will be embarrassed to buy an aunt towel for their wife when they come to the city for the first time, but it is good to get used to it.

Xing Shaozun followed behind, and also paid attention to the people around him from time to time, for fear of being revealed!

When he was led to a row of shelves, looking at the names of the goods placed on the shelves, he was instantly unhappy, he had been here, and corrected the waiter's mistake, "I'm not going to buy Sophie, I'm going to buy an aunt's towel." ”

"Poof~~~" Seeing that this gentleman wrinkled a cold face, and his tone was so serious, the waiter was about to die of laughter, "Sir, Sophie is the aunt towel you said, look here..."

The waiter took Xing Shaozun to the side and walked to the opposite side, teaching as he walked, "Gao Jiesi, aBc, Seven Degrees Space, Hu Shubao, Yueyue Love, these all belong to aunt towels, you will know at a glance that you must be very lacking in care for women." ”

"......" is mouthy!

Also, what kind of world is this, aunt towel is aunt towel, what do so many famous people come out of! Who the can associate a name like Sophie with an aunt towel, what kind of high silk, aBc, seven degrees of space, and aunt towel have a woolen relationship?! Yueyue loves, it's a little more reasonable!

"Actually, if you don't know the brand, you can look at the pattern on it..."The waiter continued to show off his professionalism, and the drawing on the outer packaging could not be more obvious.

"......" Xing Shaozun said, who is so idle that it hurts to look at those ghost patterns!

Seeing that this gentleman looked a little injured and looked so good-looking, the waiter was also very distressed, so he forgave his ignorance for the time being, "Then do you know which brand your wife often uses?" ”

"......" This made Xing Shaozun embarrassed again, thinking back to the year he lived with the little ghost four years ago, he really didn't pay attention to what the little ghost used, then, "Take the most expensive one." ”

"Sir, the most expensive is not necessarily the most suitable for your wife, I suggest that you have better confirm with your wife, and then buy, after all, every woman's physique is different, if you blindly buy it back, with allergies, it will be bad, and it will cause inconvenience to you and your wife's life."

Hey, I have to admire, it's not easy for the waiter now, it's really the era of service, it's very humane.

Xing Shaozun suddenly felt that his head was big, why would this thing be allergic?!

Forehead support... Glancing at the rows of aunt towels that passed by, he didn't want to call the guy, he didn't care what brand she used, "Take a pack of each brand." ”

Go back and let her pick it herself!!

"......" Now it was the waiter's turn to be stunned and stammered, and kindly persuaded, "Sir, you just need to make a phone call to confirm, there is no need to waste it so much." ”

"I have money." Can you handle it?!

"......" is rich and capricious, and the waiter despises it, "Do you want it for both day and night?" ”

"......" daily use? Night-time use? What the hell?? "Yes."

"Mesh or cotton?"

...... "Why don't you have such a complicated aunt's towel!!" Both! ”

"Where's the pads?"

"......" Xing Shaozun didn't know what the waiter was talking about, anyway, there was only one word, that is, "Yes!" ”

The waiters in this area saw that the sanitary napkins ushered in a big customer, and they all came to watch, and pushed the aunt towels full of two shopping carts, with different varieties.

When he went to settle the bill, Xing Shaozun suddenly remembered something, and said to the waiter, "Please help me get a few more mops, the most important thing is not easy to break." ”

"......" How can the mop be easy to break now!! How unaware this man is of life!

I can go up and down several times to buy an aunt's towel, and the waiter has worked hard to get several styles of mops for Xing Shaozun.

After the settlement was completed, in the end, two waiters twisted two big bags by one person, and one waiter held two towbars in one hand, followed behind Xing Shaozun, and wrung out the four bags of aunt towels and four mops out of the city in full view of everyone.

The people who go to the city are some ordinary people, where have they seen this kind of thing, they are all talking behind their backs, this man, he doesn't look like a mortal, he should be sick... Buying so many aunt towels at once... Buy so many mops...

"It's very likely that the company is engaged in activities..."

"Then this company is too picky, what kind of aunt towel to send to the event..."

Ning Long was originally full of joy waiting for Brother Zun to buy him an aunt towel to come back, but the waiting time was too long, he didn't come out for a long time, and he didn't sleep well last night, so he fell asleep in the car unconsciously.

Xing Shaozun saw that she was sleeping soundly, turned around and made a "shhhh

I was originally contemptuous, but I suddenly envied, although this gentleman didn't understand, but, I doted on my wife!

In order not to disturb her sleep, she did not hesitate to buy all kinds of aunt towels!!

Xing Shaozun opened the trunk, and the waiter put the bag and mop inside.

"Thank you." Xing Shaozun thanked politely.

"You're welcome." The waiter said, before leaving, he didn't forget to praise, "Sir, you are so good to your wife, I wish you happiness." ”

Xing Shaozun was stunned for a moment, looked at the departing figure of the waiter, and then turned back to look at Ning Long, who was sleeping crookedly in the co-pilot, and couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth.

I bought an aunt towel for more than two hours, and it was already three or four o'clock in the afternoon, and today's plan was completely disrupted by the aunt towel, and Xing Shaozun drove the car back to the townhouse directly.

At more than four o'clock, the sun has faded from the heat, and the orange-yellow light shines into the car, not dazzling, but comfortable.

Glancing at the person sleeping next to her, the thick eyelashes cast a row of tiny silhouettes on her eyelids, the same scene, the past is vivid.

Xing Shaozun had the illusion that they had never been separated, as if they had been living together for five years.

She, is that really her?

When Ning Long woke up, he stretched his waist, and now it was a little dark in front of him, he got up in shock, and shouted in fear, "Brother Zun!" Where are you?! ”

She didn't expect to sleep until dark as soon as she slept!

"I'm here."

A deep voice is in my ears, lingering.

Ning Long turned his head suddenly, and saw Brother Zun sitting in the driver's seat, although the sky was a little darker, but he was instantly relieved, and asked, "Where are we?" ”

"At home."

Ning Long's heart jumped suddenly, his face was a little hot, did he recognize that this was their home?

Before this kind of snickering lasted for a second, I heard his cold voice, "Auntie has bought a towel and a mop, and they have been placed in the living room, and I will get out of the car when I wake up, and I will go to the car wash." ”

Of course, Ning Long knew that it was his butt that caused the trouble, but, "Brother Zun, no, I'll just wipe it with paper for a while, I don't need to go out of my way to wash it, I must wipe it clean, just like I have washed it." ”

"Get out of the car." She just has so much nonsense.

"Brother Zun, really, I'm serious." Ning Long not only told the truth, but also took out the paper from his bag, stood on tiptoe, and wiped it underneath with the paper.

Xing Shaozun was naturally inconvenient to watch, so he simply got out of the car by himself, "Anyway, my car should indeed be washed." ”

Seeing that he went down, Ning Long could make a generous appearance of wiping hard, and after wiping, he also invited Brother Zun to come and see, "Look, it's really clean and clean~~~"

Xing Shaozun didn't look at it.

"Brother Zun, I'm serious, even if it's a car wash, I'm going to wash it tomorrow, it's so late today, and I seem to have a little menstrual cramps, and I can't make dinner." Ning Long clutched his stomach as he spoke, looking uncomfortable.

Dysmenorrhea?! Oops, no matter what the hell it is, as long as there is a pain word, it is definitely not a good thing! Xing Shaozun was moved, glanced at her, and it was really uncomfortable, and it fell on the co-pilot's seat in the afterglow, which was indeed clean.

Xing Shaozun closed the car door at this time, walked around to Ning Long's side, and saw that she couldn't stand upright with her stomach covered, and asked with a stiff face, "Can you still walk?" ”

"I can't... The pain is so weak that his legs..."Ning Long got a favor, so he kicked his nose in the face.

There were no extra words, let alone any advice, Xing Shaozun directly picked her up horizontally and walked out of the garage.

Ning Long nested in Xing Shaozun's arms and snickered...

just secretly laughed in the living room, looked at the four bags of aunt towels piled on the sand, was instantly dumbfounded, and then looked at Xing Shaozun, she only said that it was okay to buy one or two packs Wow, "Brother Zun, why are you buying so much?" ”

Xing Shaozun won't tell her about today's troubles in the city, "Aren't you a big amount?" ”

"......" No matter how big her amount is, it can't be as big as using four big bags of aunt towels at a time, is this cursing her for menopause at a young age!!

She also wants to have a lot of little babies with her brother!!

"There are mesh cotton pads for day and night, and some may be allergic when used, depending on which one you are suitable for."

"......" Ning Long is stupid, let him buy an aunt towel for so long, is it to secretly study it? I can't help but feel funny, and I also feel that Brother Zun is so cute and cute, hugging him, my heart is full of joy, and I make fun of him stupidly, "Brother Zun, you are so stupid." ”

Why are you so stupid, buying an aunt's towel, it's so grand.

She likes it, though!!

Xing Shaozun also felt that he was not stupid, he was stupid, he had warned himself and her, don't get too close, but right now, he held her in his arms, the closest distance, nothing more than this.

Acquiescing in his stupidity, Xing Shaozun carried her to the bed on the second floor, "I'll make dinner, you have a good rest." ”

Ning Long was reluctant to get off him, and he really wanted to be hugged by him for the rest of his life and never let go. It's as if as soon as you let go, anytime, anywhere, you may face loss.

Even if he is so really in front of his eyes, hugging himself tightly, there is not the slightest gap between each other.

However, the feeling and fear after letting go are still tormenting for her.

Xing Shaozun was about to put her down, but her arms were firmly grasped by her, and when she went to see her again, she saw that her eyes were red, and there were tears, and she asked softly, "Menstrual cramps?" ”

Ning Long was made to cry and laugh by Xing Shaozun's soft words, and directly spewed out tears, nodding sadly, "En..."

Not only menstrual cramps, but also heartbreaking.

Brother Zun, do you know it, Kotaki... I like you so much, I miss you so much, I want to be with you so much, no one can separate us.

"What then?" Xing Shaozun is in a hurry, he can't get used to seeing women crying, let alone ghosts, "How can I stop menstrual cramps?" ”

Ning Long leaned his head on his chest and whispered softly, "Brother Zun, hold me, hold me, and I won't be in pain." ”

Ears to his heart, listening to his heartbeat, "Knock, knock, knock...."

Xing Shaozun really didn't put her down, he really held her in his arms, and after a long time, he asked softly, "Is it better?" ”

Without getting a response, Xing Shaozun lowered his head and, as he expected, fell asleep again!!

Shaking her head helplessly, she gently put her on the bed, and suddenly remembered that her pants were stained with her aunt, could this sheet also be stained?

However, it's already been put on, so let her sleep first.

After putting on the quilt, he went downstairs to cook.

Well... Cooking, cooking?

Xing Shaozun stood in the kitchen, looking at the food stuffed in the refrigerator, at a loss!

What should I eat to avoid menstrual cramps?

The first thing he thought of was Jian Yu, but he didn't want Jian Yu to know about him and Ning Long living together, otherwise there would be a lot of trouble in the future.

So, only Du Niang remains...

Xing Shaozun, who barely surfs the Internet, turned on the computer, Baidu, and came out a lot...

Xing Shaozun found some food to do, and then strictly followed the above steps to start cooking...

Maybe men have a natural sense of acumen and insight in cooking, Ning Long has been in the kitchen for half a month to have a little achievement, but Xing Shaozun cooks for the next time, the kitchen is not flustered, and the aroma is pleasant...

When Ning Long woke up again, he was awakened by hunger, and when he came out of the room, he smelled a burst of fragrance coming to his nose, and he was even more hungry. I was about to hurry downstairs when I suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly turned back and changed into a pair of pants.

There were several soups and dishes on the table in the restaurant, all of which were full of color, flavor and flavor, and Ning Long was about to grab the bulging slices of meat in the mutton soup when the back of his hand suddenly hurt.

When I turned my head, I saw Xing Shaozun surrounding the small flower apron she wore when she mopped the floor during the day today, which was really incommensurate with his temperament, "Wash your hands and take chopsticks." ”

"Hehe..." Ning Long raised a bright smile and coquettishly, "I just washed my hands, you bring me chopsticks." ”

Xing Shaozun didn't refuse, and after putting down the dish in his hand, he returned to the kitchen and brought two pairs of dishes and chopsticks.

And Ning Long secretly twisted the piece of beef he was staring at just now when he turned around and put it in his mouth, so when Xing Shaozun came over, he saw her chewing in her mouth.

The chopsticks in his hand struck the top of her head, "No menstrual cramps now?" ”

One bite after another dysmenorrhea and dysmenorrhea, Xing Shaozun said that he was addicted.

"It's better." Ning Long smiled, "Brother Zun, I didn't expect you to be so good at cooking, better than me." ”

Being praised by someone will definitely not be in a bad mood, Xing Shaozun handed her the dishes and chopsticks, "Well, they are all for nourishing qi and blood, eat more." ”

"Uh-huh." Ning Long took the dishes and chopsticks, but now there was a hole on the abdomen of one of his brother's fingers, although the bleeding has stopped, but the wound is a little deep, and the blood seems to be flowing out again at any time, and his heart hurts so much at once, after taking the dishes and chopsticks, he grabbed his hand, and put that finger into his mouth, and gently sucked...

The tenderness and love wrapped in lips and teeth made Xing Shaozun's whole person freeze there suddenly...