Get out! Dead faggot Penthos get out of the way! Who told you to eavesdrop outside the door! Who told you to prepare a maid outfit for me! It's just that the pseudo-mother Shu Zhe wears a maid outfit, how can a Spartan like me wear a maid outfit!

If the 300 Spartan warriors who were guarding the Hot Springs Pass at that time collectively put on maid costumes to meet the enemy, wouldn't the Persian army suffer spiritual pollution before they even clashed, and they would have collapsed without a fight?

Xerxes, the leader of the Persian army: "! Three hundred lean muscular maids rushed over! Mamma Mia is so scary! The Spartans are monsters!! ”

The leader of the three hundred warriors, King Leonidas of Sparta, dressed from head to toe as a maid, with rabbit ears on top of his head, writhed and said:

"Don't go~~~ Stay and accompany others to take a hot spring~~~~~"

Xerxes, d.

"Pemba, don't be kidding!" Pooh said to Penthos outside the door, "If Ye Lin wears a maid costume in front of me, I will immediately insert myself in the dog's eye!" ”

Penthos didn't react, but Obama somehow took a step back, probably because he heard someone was going to stick it in the eye.

"I'm just passing by," said Penthos outside the door in a consistently gentle tone, "Miss, please have fun with everyone, I'll quit first." ”

"Who's playing with them!" Amy denied, "I'm just taking revenge!" An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a maid for a maid! ”

"Huh?" I asked the squad leader quite strangely, "Did you force Amy to wear a maid costume on Gong Caicai's birthday?" Will there be a maid outfit at Gong Caicai's house? ”

The squad leader never took his eyes off Obama and Miba, and she replied to me absentmindedly:

"We just asked Amy to change into a pink and white dress, a little bit like a maid outfit......"

I was shocked, I thought Gong Caicai had a maid outfit at home, and her future wish was to be a maid! A maid who will smash all the porcelain into powder, it's terrifying to think about! Could it be that the correct way to defeat Ai Shuqiao is to give Gong Chaecai to Ai Shuqiao as a maid, and then break everything valuable?

"No quibbles!" Amy seemed to have a deep hatred, and once again pointed at the bridge of the squad leader's nose at a slightly xiangshang angle, "In short, you must wear a maid costume today to atone for your sins!" ”

"Don't, don't underestimate people!"

The squad leader, who almost exhausted all his strength and squeezed out this sentence, had a complicated expression on his face, which could be described as "colorful".

The squad leader, who pays great attention to symmetrical aesthetics, at this time, the two heroic eyebrows are not on the same level for the first time, I am afraid that they are distorted in order to suppress their true thoughts.

The strong smile on the corner of his mouth also seemed extremely unnatural, as if he would collapse instantly in the next second with the irrepressible trembling of his whole body.

The most thorough betrayal of the squad leader is that her eyes are usually as sharp as a mountain eagle, facing the cat and dog paradise close at hand, the cold gaze melted, even if it is still a mountain eagle, it is no longer looking at the prey, but looking at the baby who broke out of the shell and was waiting to be fed.

"Even if the dog's mouth is swollen and super cute, and the fluffy and round meat balls of the little flower cat, I ...... it"

"It's just cats and dogs! It's just the stuff that can 'Mimi' and the stuff that can 'Wang'! If it's just for this reason to abandon your principles and wear a maid's outfit......"

The more you talk, the more incoherent you become! Squad leader, are you going to fall in rhythm? Even if you have the confidence to arrest a large number of criminals in the future, you will not hesitate to shoot at a wild boar that hurts people, but it is difficult to resist the cute power of cute little animals?

When the squad leader fell into a huge inner conflict and couldn't move from the inside out, Amy's eyes rolled and she made a move that fell into the ground.

She beckoned me over, and then asked me to take out what was hidden under the coffee table.

When I held the 50-centimeter-long rectangular object in my hand, which looked like a huge religious book, and saw what it was, I knew that the squad leader was doomed.

"Is it necessary?" I asked Amy with a bitter face, "What a feud?" ”

"It's necessary!" Amy couldn't help but say, waved the bat that had been hidden under the sofa cushions, and knocked over the "Shijie Wonders - Egyptian Pyramid Puzzle" in my hand.

As many as 2,000 pieces of the puzzle piece, under Amy's violent swing of the stick, like a snow gun, threw all the puzzle pieces in the box to the ceiling.

Each piece is made of imported Russian wood, which grows slowly in the cold natural conditions of Siberia, so the texture is dense and the material is excellent, and it is so violently struck into the air that not a single piece is broken.

At this moment, the irregularly shaped puzzle pictures are falling from the air like snowflakes, scattered all over the ground, and one of them has fallen on the head of the squad leader!

If the squad leader was still in the fierce confrontation between reason and emotion just now, now seeing countless puzzle pictures falling to the ground in a chaotic manner like a rain of flowers, her eyes were actually a little dull, as if she had become some kind of robot that executes a specific program.

"Tu-Shusha 1 must collect all the puzzles and complete them, otherwise he won't be able to eat or sleep."

Of course, the squad leader didn't really "beep", I just felt that the actions she took were very much in line with the voice I gave her.

For the first time, he pinched the puzzle that had fallen on his head in his hand, and after taking a look, the cat bent down and eagerly looked for a piece close to it at his feet.

After a short period of sluggishness, the squad leader collected the puzzle pictures, and at the same time, there appeared the attentive eyes of fanatical scientists! When Frankstein created Frankenstein, when Dr. Tenma made Astro Boy, and when Zhou Zhenglong created the footprints of the South China Tiger, they must have all been preoccupied with the same thing!

"No, yes, touch, me, of, puzzle, picture!"

Amy shouted to the squad leader word by word.

"This is my room, this is my puzzle! You don't have permission to play my puzzle set! ”

"I'm not playing," the squad leader said with a pale lip, "I just want to get them back to their original state......

"What's the difference between that and playing! Isn't that how puzzles are played! ”

Amy raised her voice after complaining.

"Penthos! You're still out the door, right? Katyusha played with my stuff without wearing a maid outfit, and you dragged her away for me! She is not allowed to enter the VIP building again! I'll be with Celery and Pooh to tease the cat and the dog while putting the puzzle together the wrong way! ”

Feed! Haven't tried the correct spelling yet, and are you going to use the wrong spell to complete the puzzle? This is a malicious attack on the squad leader's obsessive-compulsive disorder!

"Huh? Is there a collage picture that has fallen? ”

Pooh had just noticed a change in the environment in the room, and Celery had picked up a piece of the puzzle depicting the top of the pyramid and fed it to Obama as a cookie.

Obama looked at the puzzle with a skeptical gaze for a moment, then slowly ate it into his mouth.

Knowing that it is probably not food, but in line with the principle of "it is better to kill the wrong than let go", do you put it in your mouth and try it?

Sure enough, a second later, Obama spit out the puzzle made of Siberian logs, and looked at Xiaoqin vigilantly with an expression of "Lao Tzu will never be fooled again".

"Don't, please don't feed the puzzle to the animals......" The squad leader stretched out his hand to Xiaoqin in despair, trying to stop it.

"Hey! Where did this woman come from? Amy began to pretend to be stupid, pretending that she had just discovered the existence of the squad leader, "She's neither my friend nor my maid, weishenme is cleaning up the puzzle pieces on the floor?" I understand! She's trying to steal the puzzle pieces! Security guard! Get this thief out of here! ”

Peng Thos cooperated very well to make the sound of trying to open the door, and the frightened squad leader dropped the three puzzle pieces that he had collected with great difficulty and were close to each other on the ground.

"Don't, don't drive me away at this time......"

The squad leader's spirit was finally crushed by cats, dogs, and puzzle pieces scattered all over the place.

She fell to her knees on the carpet, her hands on the floor, her long hair sliding down her back to her side, obscuring part of the expression on her face, but from her eyes alone, the atmosphere of admitting defeat was ready to be heard.

"What? Did you bend your knees and surrender? Amy was suddenly proud, but unfortunately the fly in the ointment was that the squad leader did not kneel towards Amy, but towards the cat and dog paradise not far away, and subconsciously expressed the desire in his heart.

"Y-Am I not okay to wear a maid's outfit?" The squad leader moved his lips as if he had signed a defeated treaty, and spat out the words, "As long as you don't stop me from putting together the puzzle, then let me play with Obama and Miba......"

The squad leader, who admitted defeat and surrendered in a kneeling position, looked in my direction with the corner of his eye, and his eyes seemed to want to express a certain dissatisfaction, but Zuihou still bit his lip and did not complain.

As Amy said, in the final analysis, obsessive-compulsive disorder and liking cats and dogs are the squad leader's own weaknesses, and people who can't overcome their weaknesses are not qualified to complain to others.

"Ha, squad leader, you've finally figured it out!" Pooh held the cat in one arm and made a "come on" gesture to the squad leader with the other.

"The squad leader is really not firm......" Xiaoqin muttered while playing with Obama's dog head, "Wearing a maid outfit in front of the lustful classmate Ye Lin, classmate Ye Lin's nostrils are going to get bigger again......"

"That's right," Amy rarely agreed with Qin, "anyway, letting Katyusha wear a maid costume is just to humiliate her in front of me, and it's nothing to do with the manmaid...... Waiter, leave for a while! ”

"For, weishenme!" I was surprised by my sister's sudden betrayal, "Didn't you say okay, I tricked the squad leader, and then the two of us watched the squad leader's shameful appearance together......

Halfway through the conversation, I knew I had lost my words, and sure enough, the squad leader, who remained on his knees, raised his head and glared at me with a murderous gaze - if he hadn't known that I had a heart attack, he would have just smashed the camouflage bag full of dog snacks in his hand, right?

After I said that I had leaked my mouth, I didn't have the face to stay in the room anymore, waiting for the squad leader to show me in a maid costume, so I had to reluctantly, step by step, under the joint surveillance of Amy and Xiaoqin, and walked out of room 101 in a sneering manner.

It seems that Celery and Amy don't want me to see the squad leader's maid outfit, but Pooh doesn't care.

Originally, the relationship was not haode real sister and righteous sister, and suddenly formed an alliance! Sure enough, the enemy of the enemy is the friend! It seems that Amy and Xiaoqin plan to guard against it and not let me see the squad leader's maid outfit!