003 Big chest and no brain
"Harvard? I'm looking! ”
Qin Tian picked up the green travel bag he was carrying, and then poured it on the table, and all kinds of documents appeared in front of Bai Ruoxi. Bai Ruoxi looked at the man in front of him in surprise, thinking to himself that this guy couldn't be a fake certificate, right?
"Hey, I found it!"
Qin Tian selected the Harvard University graduation certificate from a large pile of documents, and then handed it to Bai Ruoxi, Bai Ruoxi opened it and saw that the person inside was indeed Qin Tian.
"It must be fake."
Bai Ruoxi didn't believe that a person like Qin Tian would have such a high degree of education, he entered his student registration number into the computer, and looked at the information that appeared on the computer monitor, Bai Ruoxi was dumbfounded, she didn't expect that this guy was really a graduate of Harvard University.
Bai Ruoxi looked at Qin Tian incredulously, opened his mouth, and stopped talking.
Qin Tian seemed to know what she wanted to say, and said with a smile: "Do you want to say how can someone like me have such a high diploma?" ”
Bai Ruoxi nodded subconsciously, she thought so in her heart.
"Beauty, please make one thing clear first, character and diploma are not linked at all, okay? Besides, do I have a bad character? How don't I think! I'm so cute, I'm so loved, flowers bloom, girls see girls pregnant!! ”
Qin Tian said proudly, not paying any attention to the strange eyes of the two beauties opposite.
"Poof!! Yes, uncle, you are cute, you are so cute, hahaha......" Lin Xiaoxiao couldn't help laughing at first, leaning forward and back, without any image.
But this also feasted Qin Tian's eyes, he cut his hair on the clean and clear desk, smashed it, and said narcissistically: "Uncle? No way?! I should look young! ”
Qin Tian does look very young at this time, different from the unkempt and unkempt appearance before, he now has a refreshing short hair, with a dark blue T-shirt and his angular face, he can simply go to make a cameo appearance in the popular little white flower Youmu? !
How can I be an uncle when I'm so handsome? This girl's vision is really problematic, and she is really big-chested!
Noticing Qin Tian's idiot eyes, Lin Xiaoxiao's smile stiffened, and she said angrily, "Hey, what kind of eyes are you?" ”
"Can't you see? Sure enough, an idiot! Qin Tian was even more disdainful.
Bai Ruoxi grabbed Lin Xiaoxiao, who was about to go crazy, and said with a smile: "Okay, this handsome guy, since you are here to apply, then we will continue." ”
"This beauty has a good eye!" Qin Tian gave Bai Ruoxi a thumbs up, and then said in a wonderful tone, "Can I 'continue'?" ”
"You continue to ......"
"Uh...... What's next? ”
Bai Ruoxi covered his forehead in pain, this guy in front of him is simply a demon that is rare in 10,000 years, anything can be distorted and understood by him, and he can also wrap you in.
"Have you ever been a soldier? It's okay to practice martial arts! ”
Qin Tian casually took out a document from the pile of documents and put it in front of Bai Ruoxi.
"Second lieutenant rank?"
Bai Ruoxi looked at Qin Tian while flipping through the information, looking horizontally and vertically, no matter how you look at this guy, he doesn't look like a person who can be a second lieutenant.
"If there is a real war, this guy should not desert and I will cut my chest!" Lin Xiaoxiao mocked with disdain on the side.
Qin Tian didn't care about her words at all, but replied seriously: "Why don't you run away?" The great man once said, if you can't win, run away! And the ancients have repeatedly told them to stay in the green mountains without fear of no firewood! ”
Speaking of this, Qin Tian despised Lin Xiaoxiao, "Big chest and no brain!" ”
"I, I." Lin Xiaoxiao was angry for a while, and her little face turned red because of anger, what kind of person is this, being a deserter can be said so reasonably.
Bai Ruoxi was already numb, this demon could really say anything, and if he was allowed to continue talking, Lin Xiaoxiao would be angry on the spot.
"Okay, okay, I just sent the information to Mr. Qiu, and I believe there will be results soon." As soon as Bai Ruoxi's words fell, the phone rang.
"Hey, Mr. Qiu, how's it going?"
"Yes!"
"yes, got it." Bai Ruoxi put down the phone, his face was full of wry smiles, although he didn't know whether it was a blessing or a curse for such a demon to be put into the company, but it was certain that trouble was absolutely indispensable!
"Sister Ruoxi, how is it? Did you brush this guy down? Lin Xiaoxiao asked expectantly.
Bai Ruoxi nodded helplessly, and when Lin Xiaoxiao was just about to mock Qin Tian proudly, he only heard Bai Ruoxi say, "Mr. Qiu said that he was admitted!" ”
"Hahahaha......"
Qin Tian looked at Lin Xiaoxiao, whose face was stiff, and laughed proudly, posed a pose that he thought was very handsome, and said, "I'm such a handsome person, are you chairman willing to brush it off?" Hahaha......"
"You wait for the old lady, hum!"
Lin Xiaoxiao really couldn't stand this slut anymore, so she slammed the door angrily and left, and when she walked out not far away, she heard a sound that made her so depressed that she wanted to vomit blood.
"What are you waiting for? I don't dare to be interested in the little doll! ”
Little dolls? Nima! My mother is twenty-four this year, okay?!
Lin Xiaoxiao hated being called a child the most, so she began to think about how to get rid of this annoying slut.
In this regard, Bai Ruoxi smiled bitterly, and after signing the labor contract with Qin Tian, she hurriedly found an excuse to blow him away, she was afraid that if Qin Tian stayed any longer, she would go crazy.
Qin Tian received a set of security guards, and when she passed the front desk, Qiu Yuechan walked out head-on, talking and laughing with a young man with oily hair and pink face, she found Qin Tian and gave him a provocative look.
"Hey, irritate me?"
Qin Tian immediately understood what Qiu Yuechan was thinking, picked a flower in the flower bed, and then smiled evilly and walked towards the two.
Looking at Qin Tian's strange smile, Qiu Yuechan suddenly had a trace of bad thoughts in her heart.
Sure enough, I saw Qin Tianyi push her away, and then looked at the oily-haired young man affectionately, and said: "Ah~ Beautiful handsome guy, your delicate face has deeply captured my heart, and the strong back makes me can't help but worship, and the looming smell of perfume on my body fascinates me even more." Promise me to be my girlfriend, okay? ”
"Gross!"
Qiu Yuechan couldn't help covering her mouth at first, her stomach kept twitching, and the two little cuties at the front desk were even more smiling and lying on the table.
Qin Tian was attracted by the two little beauties, and his eyes just passed through the collar to see the mystery.
"it!!"
Qin Tian's eyes were weird to the tall little beauty on the left, and she also found that Qin Tian saw something that she shouldn't see, and she was not shy, but threw a wink at Qin Tian.
Chen Wuneng glared at Qin Tian angrily, originally happy because of the appointment with Qiu Yuechan, but he was destroyed by this guy in front of him who looked cheap and didn't know where to come out.
If this guy is really gay, it would be fine, at least he can prove that he is a little charming, but can a man who stares at a woman's boobs and salivates a gay?
"You, you." Chen Wuneng pointed at Qin Tian angrily, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
"You, you promised me?" Qin Tian's eyes widened, and then he hugged Qiu Yuechan excitedly, kissed her on the face, and said, "Did you hear that?" He agreed to be my girlfriend! ”
Everyone spurted blood, and it was the first time they had met someone who could take advantage of them so nakedly and give such a reason, especially Chen Wuneng, who now wanted to die.
He chased Qiu Yuechan for so long, let alone kissing, he didn't even say a few words, and the guy in front of him not only hugged him, but also kissed him.
"I, I, I." Chen Wuneng suddenly felt a depression in his chest, his eyes darkened, and he fell backwards.
"Ahh Chen Wuneng, what's wrong with you? ”
Qiu Yuechan was also confused by Qin Tian's actions just now, and she didn't react until Chen Wuneng fell, broke free from Qin Tian's arms, ran to Chen Wuneng's side, and found that there was still a heartbeat, and then shouted to the front desk Xiao Meimei: "What are you doing in a daze, call an ambulance!" ”
"Chen is incompetent? Sure enough, it's an incompetence, I fell down before I could do anything, don't want such a girlfriend! Qin Tian shook his head and continued to speak coldly, Xiao Meimei at the front desk who was on the phone held back a smile, that painful look was really pitiful to me.