[088] finalized
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[088] finalized
Yoko was frightened by me, and smiled at me and said, "What are you doing, why are you staring at me all the time?" ”
I said, "You talk nonsense, I don't want to borrow, I'm going to ask for it, I'm going to rob it." I'm mad at you. ”
Yoko said, "It's not enough for everyone to make up some together." ”
I said, "Pull it down, I know what everyone's stay is like, how can I ask everyone to pool money with me to do this." ”
Yoko said, "I'm not talking about this, it's something you can ask for from day study." ”
I thought for a moment: "You mean viagra and little plum them?" ”
Yoko said: "Why can't you remember your brother boss, listen to Brother Hao, he is quite rich." ”
I stared at Yoko again, fiercely.
Yoko said to me again, "Yes, yes." Don't look at me like that. Wouldn't I be able to say it? ”
I let out a "haha", and then got up and hugged Yoko: "Damn, I didn't expect you to be so talented." Why didn't I expect it, I just found out that you are so good-looking. ”
Yoko hurriedly pushed me away: "Get out, get out, see you're not out of luck." Isn't it just a woman? ”
I said, "You know the, okay, my brother said I'd send something." ”
A person next to him said, "Send a set of underwear." I looked at him. Ignore him.
Brother Hao said: "Send money directly." "I'm too lazy to look at Brother Hao.
Another buddy in the dormitory said, "Give it away." ”
I glanced up at him, "If you give it away, she'll kick it to death." I believe in her. ”
Then I heard Yoko Bigmouth say, "Just send a condom." Then everyone around them was happy.
I stared at Yoko: "Okay, one day you find a daughter-in-law, if it's a birthday, I'll give her a condom." ”
Yoko said, "Okay, I'm going to give it to you." Ha ha. ”
Knowing this, people are not serious, so they think about what to give. I was thinking about it, and Yoko said again: "Sixth brother, I think, it's better to send money, actually." You can send, 131 pieces for 4 cents. Add 520 gross. Then tidy it up for her. All with the bank's new money. Send her again. How meaningful. ”
I looked at Yoko, "It's good. It's a bit extravagant, that is, how can there be money as a gift. ”
Yoko looked at me with disdain: "Then what do you want to give, and what is not extravagant?" ”
I thought about it for a while, and said very seriously: "Let's send a mobile phone, find a broken newspaper to wrap up, and arrange flowers from the outside." Ha ha. It's better for me to think about it myself. ”
Brother Hao interrupted me: "What are you using now?" Do you have a cell phone? ”
I said, "I don't have a phone." I have PHS, or unlimited phone bills, it's good. I'll just use this PHS. Cell phone. I scraped together the money to buy her one. It is also convenient to contact in the future. That's it. Haha"
Yoko was also happy: "Well, this thing is not extravagant. You only have 500 living expenses a month. No food or drink for 3 months. You can buy her a similar one. ”
I thought about it for a while: "I'm going to borrow money tomorrow, and my mom and I have overdrawn our living expenses for next month." Start borrowing again. That's it."
Brother Hao shook his head: "Six, you are so crazy. You love maniac. ”
Yoko said, "Then spend the money, I'll give it to you." My aunt sells tweed. Roses, sell them cheaper for you. ”
I said, "Is it right to be cheaper?" ”
Yoko said: "It's okay, there's nothing to be embarrassed about, why is it my aunt, I'll tell you, it's about the same." ”
I thought about it for a while: "Yoko, you misunderstood what I meant, I want to spend it, I don't want to pay for it yet, do you have a way?" ”
Yoko was happy: "Nonsense, of course there is no way." ”
I glanced at Brother Hao. Brother Hao was also happy, and I reached out and blew my fist. Brother Hao walked over to Yoko. Yoko hurriedly said, "Okay, there's a way." ”
Then Brother Hao said to Yoko: "Haha, now I understand it, it's so fast." ”
Yoko glanced at Brother Hao: "You dare to bully me, and you help Six to bully me." I'll figure it out for you. "We talked for a while and went to bed.
After school at noon the next day, Brother Hao and I just got out of the classroom, my phone rang, and when I picked it up, I saw that it was Xu. Brother Xu said: "Wait for me at the door of the class after school, there is something." "When he was done, he hung up.
I said to Brother Hao, "You go to the cafeteria to buy food first, just buy me some, just buy it as you like." I'm going to start saving money, and I'm going to ask my mom for next month's living expenses next week. In the overdraft of some money. I'm waiting for them here, there's something going on."
Brother Hao was happy at me: "The power of love is really great. Come on. Just wait. ”
After a while, I saw Brother Xu and they came over to me, Brother Xu, Chenyang, and Xiao Chao, and when they came to me, Brother Xu said: "Liu'er, how are you living in school, do you adapt?" ”
I said: "Adapt to a fart, too strict, if you are caught smoking by the dormitory teacher, you have to write a check, and you have to pay a deposit of 50 yuan, in fact, you are giving them 50 yuan." Damn it. ”
Chen Yang said: "Hui Xu and Xiao Chao told the family about accommodation. But we just summed it up, so why don't we call you and let's go to my house together. Anyway, there is no one at home all year round. My mom and dad are also very kind. I also saved the accommodation fee, so I can do whatever I want, and I have more freedom. ”
As soon as I heard it: "Chenyang, you are so handsome." Hurry. Then I'll leave the dormitory quickly, and how many times will I be able to move in? ”
Chen Yang said: "The two of them moved over yesterday, you think about how to leave the night." Let Phineas drive in and help you move your things, you'd better be able to do it today, and let's celebrate in the evening." ”
I listened: "Okay, wait for my call that afternoon." That's it, let Feige send us over for a few nights to start a new life. I'm excited to think about it, we used to live outside the school, so comfortable. A few more words of ink. I'll go back to work.
Arrived in the class. I thought about how to take a leave of absence for a long time, and then I decided that the old plan. I called Fei Ge, and after getting through, I said to Fei Ge: "I have to leave the night today, I have to do it today, where can you hire someone for me to pretend to be my father." Check me out. ”
Fei Ge said, "Grass, it's so urgent. Can it be done? The teacher doesn't know your family? You don't live in a dormitory, where are you going to live? ”
I said, "The teacher hasn't seen my dad, it's okay, you just need to find a 40-year-old." Didn't we all do it in junior high school? Moreover, now this teacher doesn't care about me at all, I'm not in the dormitory, so I don't deduct some points from him, and she's happy to do it. When I was done, I was directly helped to move my things to Chenyang's house. Let's have some more drinks in the evening. ”
Fei Ge said, "Grass, okay." I'm going to find someone, and I'm driving to you in the afternoon. Damn, I have to change my clothes. Grass. You're going to live in Chenyang's house in the future? ”
I said, "And Xiao Chao, Brother Xu." Chenyang, the four of us have been starting for a long time. ”
Fei Ge smiled: "Good class." Wait for my brother. When he was done, he hung up the phone.
I'm so happy in my heart, I don't have to go to this evil evening self-study, and I don't have to be angry with the old man in the dormitory.