It is said that before Xiao Xiaoxiao was thrown into the prison, he made the dream half dead.

How to do it, the parties are not very clear.

Some people said that Xiao Xiaoxiao just sprinkled a piece of pastry on the ground, and that pastry was Mengyu's favorite on weekdays, but the dogs in Mengfu came to eat it. Mengyu felt that she had been insulted, and she was so angry that she jumped to her feet, but she didn't dare to ask for Xiao Xiaoxiao's life.

If Xiao Xiaoxiao dies and the Sixth Army has no commander, it will be even more chaotic.

If Xiao Xiaoxiao is alive and imprisoned for rebellion, the news is temporarily hidden, and the queen places her own people in the Sixth Army and then carries out a big blood exchange, it will be different.

Xiao Xiaoxiao is in prison, and she is also a master who can toss, relying on those people who don't dare to do anything to her now, but she is making a fuss.

"Come on, what the hell is this quilt? My aunt and grandmother are also generals, why the hell do you still want to stuff your aunt and grandmother with thatch into the quilt to make do? ”

When the guard heard this, he yelled impatiently: "I'm annoyed!" Do you know who you are now? You're a prisoner, not a hussar general!! ”

Prisoner?

Xiao Xiaoxiao nodded matter-of-factly, and then remembered, oh, it's a prisoner.

Lying in the groove, prisoner under the stairs?

Can't a prisoner have a life, ideals, and pursuits?

Suddenly, Miss Xiao was angry, pointed at the guard, and said angrily: "Prisoner? Even if my aunt and grandmother are prisoners, what if they are prisoners? Do you give your aunt a quilt? If you want a cloud silk quilt, if you don't give it, your aunt will commit suicide by hitting the wall now!! Suicide!!! ”

The guard looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao as if he was about to hit the wall, and immediately panicked, and the top specially explained that Xiao Xiaoxiao couldn't die, if Xiao Xiaoxiao had something to do, he would finish his life.

So the guard immediately went to find the quilt, what do you want a silk quilt?

It didn't take long for the guard to come in with a gorgeous quilt, Xiao Xiaoxiao was teasing the mouse in the cell, and as soon as the guard came in, the mouse squeaked and ran away. Xiao Xiaoxiao got up helplessly and rolled her eyes, "Brother, you haven't married a daughter-in-law yet, have you?" Tell me about you, the tiger has a face all day long, and the mice are scared away by you, let alone a woman? ”

After speaking, Miss Xiao snatched the cup from the guard's hand, and then quietly stuffed something into her sleeve, and said with emotion: "Without wine and meat, how can you live?" ”

After speaking, Xiao Xiaoxiao turned his head, and his eyes turned around the guard several times, and that appearance was like a weasel seeing a little chicken, a conspiracy, a deep conspiracy.

The guard took two steps back in fear, and said, "You, what else do you have to explain?" ”

Seeing that this little guard was so eye-catching, Xiao Xiaoxiao snorted and laughed, looked at the guard, cleared his throat, and said: "One pound of roast duck, one pound of roast chicken, four bottles of wine, three roast geese, one pound of mutton, one pound of beef, takeaway, and a piece of cooking cake." ”

Cooking cakes, cooking cakes, think about it, it is still Wu Dalang's cooking cakes outside the Bird's Nest, but unfortunately, she can't eat them for the time being.

The guard counted with his fingers, eager to break his toes and count, then raised his head with an embarrassed face and looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao, "That, General Xiao, what you want, the small one should be the same as the one that is not bad, but the small one is meager, and it is really ·····."

Xiao Xiaoxiao nodded, yes, this little guard, he doesn't eat as much as he eats in a year, so he definitely can't afford it.

So Xiao Xiaoxiao took out a hairpin from his arms, the most popular pearl and jade hairpin at the moment, and handed it to the little guard, "Take it as a person, it's more for you, it's not enough to come to my aunt and grandmother." ”

The little guard was also a knowledgeable person, and at a glance, he knew that Xiao Xiaoxiao's thing was not cheap, so he immediately accepted it, and then hurriedly ran out.

He didn't see it, the moment he went out, a trace of cunning slipped in Xiao Xiaoxiao's eyes, anyone's things are easy to take, but her Xiao Xiaoxiao's things are not so easy to take.

Xiao Xiaoxiao thought about it, so he threw on the quilt and lay on it and waited for the little guard to come.

The environment in the cell, speaking of which, Xiao Xiaoxiao is really acceptable, no matter where the prison is, it is all like this, big wooden poles, and then thatched piles, if you want to make trouble, you can burn it with a fire, for example, herself.

And when Xiao Xiaoxiao was distracted, footsteps suddenly sounded outside the door, and it sounded like a woman.

Xiao Xiaoxiao sighed helplessly, looked up at the sky, and it seemed that he was destined to have a catastrophe and could not escape.

Before he scolded the old man eighteen times in his heart, Mengyu stepped on the small embroidered shoes and came in.

The door of the cell was opened, and Mengyu stood at the door with her nose covered, looking like a young lady.

"Xiao Xiaoxiao, the taste of this cell is okay, right?"

Mengyu's shrill voice suddenly darkened when he saw the quilt under Xiao Xiaoxiao.

How could a silk quilt, such a thing, appear in a prison cell?

Xiao Xiaoxiao rubbed her waist and got up from the quilt, and called out with a sigh: "Hey, this quilt is so comfortable, a rough person like my aunt and grandmother is sleeping all over my body." ”

"Xiao Xiaoxiao, you are comfortable! Miss Ben is kind-hearted, after all, after so many years of friendship, although in terms of identity, you are really not worthy of Miss Ben to send you a ride in person, but Miss Ben wants to come over to see your down-and-out appearance, sure, very likable. ”

Saying that, Mengyu also specially found someone to move a mirror over, facing Xiao Xiaoxiao.

Before being taken to prison, Mengyu splashed ink on Xiao Xiaoxiao's body, and now Xiao Xiaoxiao's appearance, it is estimated that he thinks it is okay, and when others see it, it is like seeing a ghost.

Xiao Xiaoxiao snorted coldly and said, "I don't know what you literati are playing?" Other people's gambling on tea and splashing ink are all done by husband and wife, you splash ink on me, what's the matter, do you still want my aunt and grandmother to be responsible for you? ”

After speaking, he began to tidy up his clothes in front of the mirror as if no one was around.

Every time I listened to Xiao Xiaoxiao's words, Mengyu was half dead with anger. However, this time, Mengyu only turned the bracelet on Hao's wrist and laughed very weirdly.

That bracelet, Xiao Xiaoxiao has seen, is the queen's exclusive belongings.

Empress Xu Guo is in charge of the phoenix seal and inherits the phoenix bracelet.

There is a phoenix totem carved on it, which means that the heirs are prosperous.

Xiao Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes and sneered: "Lin Yeran gave me a lot of this bracelet, do you still want it?" I'll send you."

Mengyu's eyes were about to pop out, and then he smiled weirdly, beckoned behind him, and a person walked in behind him, Mengyu smiled and said: "The specialty of this cell, General Xiao hasn't tasted it yet, let's go, take Miss Xiao to feel it." ”

The few guards who followed behind him looked at Xiao Xiaoxiao hesitantly, and then lowered their heads and took Xiao Xiaoxiao to the interrogation room.

All kinds of torture instruments, very perverted torture instruments.

Xiao Xiaoxiao glanced at the torture tools, and said helplessly: "It turns out that Xu Guo's torture tools are like this." Do you know the Great Sage's Lou Shangshu? That prop is really a prop, the last time, you can be the kind that is slippery and cool. ”

Saying that, Xiao Xiaoxiao was also very excited to dance with his hands, that look, it didn't look like a prisoner, but came to visit the cell.

Mengyu's face as she stood behind her was already twisted together with anger. But Xiao Xiaoxiao didn't give up, he picked up those torture tools, and evaluated them the same, and finally came to a summary: "The quality is too poor, the level is too low, and this criminal department book seems to be unqualified." Don't want to forge ahead!! ”

The Shangshu of the Criminal Department, it was her uncle who was Mengyu, and when she heard it at this time, she was suddenly trembling with anger, and her hands were the same, and she said fiercely: "Come on, tie up Xiao Xiaoxiao for me!" ”

After saying that, those people moved and tied Xiao Xiaoxiao up.

Xiao Xiaoxiao sighed while watching the people around him tie himself: "Brother, have you ever seen a pig kidnapped?" I won't run away if I tie it like that!! ”

After speaking, Miss Xiao realized that she had accidentally scolded herself...

Then I saw the little brother of the guard glancing at Xiao Xiaoxiao faintly, and suddenly fell to the ground, convulsing all over.

Xiao Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows, shook her head helplessly, pretended to be nothing, raised her head and smiled at Mengyu, and captivated the country and the city.

Mengyu didn't know what was going on, so she heard Xiao Xiaoxiao say: "What's that, I'm really embarrassed, you know, my aunt and grandmother are relatively low-key on weekdays, just now this buddy accidentally touched me, a person like me who is full of poison, if I touch it, I will die!" ”

Mengyu's face sank, stared at Xiao Xiaoxiao, and picked up the whip that was resting aside, it was full of barbs, the kind that could shed a layer of skin if you smoked it.

Xiao Xiaoxiao looked helplessly at the girl walking towards her, and said with a smile, "Mengyu, do you know, in the world, there is a poison that is released in the blood, you know the divine doctor Xie Yao, right?" By chance, my aunt and grandmother just happened to have a little friendship with this guy, do you want to try, as long as you see my blood today, you will definitely be ruined, whether you can live or not, it's hard to say. ”

Xiao Xiaoxiao only said that he had a little friendship with Xie Yao, after all, the friendship in bed was also a friendship, wasn't it?

If he directly said that he knew the divine doctor Xie Yao, it is estimated that this girl would have to fight to death to strangle herself.

Xie Yao, this product, is born beautiful, and few women can escape the gentle killing of Xie Gongzi.

So for the sake of his own life, Xiao Xiaoxiao felt that it was better to be modest and low-key.

Mengyu stared at Xiao Xiaoxiao coldly, eager to peel off her skin, however, there was no such opportunity.

The door was suddenly pushed open, and a person walked in from the outside, and when the person looked closely, it turned out to be the old eunuch beside the queen.

"Miss Meng, you really have no measure, can Xiao Xiaoxiao bang at this time? In case there is a mistake and a big mistake for the mother, can you afford it? ”

Mengyu gritted a mouthful of silver teeth, and unconvinced blessed the old eunuch, and left in a very bad mood.

Xiao Xiaoxiao showed a row of white flowers and teeth to the old eunuch, and the old eunuch sighed helplessly, raised his internal qi, and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "Madam, don't play, if something happens to the play, it will be difficult for the master to explain." ”

Xiao Xiaoxiao raised his eyebrows and gestured with his mouth: "Xie Lin, it's rare to be in prison once in life, you have to seize the opportunity to play!" ”

Xie Lin rolled his eyes helplessly, and then said loudly to Xiao Xiaoxiao: "It's going to be dark, don't make trouble." ”

Xiao Xiaoxiao pursed her mouth, and thought to herself: Xie Lin, the eunuch, acted very well, you can consider not being a shadow guard when you look back, and change careers.

Just as he was thinking, Schelling snorted and turned to leave.

The whole prison, as if no one had ever been there. Xiao Xiaoxiao looked out through the ventilation window, the sky was getting dark, and some people couldn't wait.

It was dark, and sure enough, the night was dark and the wind was high, so it was relatively easy to get into trouble.