[711] Lonely text message

I may not have made it clear before, in fact, the bed I used to rest in the living room was not a bedroom bed, but a sofa bed, which was originally part of the sofa where the squad leader and the others sit.

Now Gong Caicai is lying on the carpet because of the fear of seeing, but fortunately, the squad leader gave first aid in time and recalled Gong Caicai back to the world with artificial respiration.

After Gong Caicai woke up slowly, she actually thought she was in a dream, and muttered to herself in a daze, saying that it was more reassuring to marry the squad leader in the future than to marry a terrible man.

Qixi Festival confession! This is the second time that the class president has been confessed by a girl! There is also Pooh gloating about the "interview"!

"Excuse me, squad leader, will you agree to Caicai's confession?" Pooh used the empty drink can as a microphone and reached out to the squad leader, "Ex-girlfriend Juanny, what are you going to do?" Will you stick to monogamy? Zhuang Ni and Caicai, who is the big room and who is the second room? ”

I think that since Zhuang Ni is also the "attacking" side in the lily, that is, the side that plays the husband, the current question is not "whether to open polygamy", but "whether to open polyandry", Gong Caicai is obviously about to be shared by the two "husbands".

"Caicai wants to accompany me tonight!"

In a certain post-apocalyptic catastrophe, Shijie, who has exterminated all men, the squad leader with a shotgun on his back, and Zhuang Ni, who is armed with a utility knife, quarrel at the entrance of the cave.

"Nonsense! Just accompanied you last night! It's my turn tonight! Juanny refused to budge.

"It was agreed at the beginning, accompany me on odd-numbered days, and accompany you on even-numbered days! Yesterday was the 31st, today is the 1st, and it is the rule to accompany me for two days in a row! ”

"Civilization Shijie has been destroyed, don't mention the rules to me!" Zhuang Ni darkened her face, "Believe it or not, I pushed you together!" ”

"Please, please don't quarrel over me......" Gong Caicai sat behind a fire deep in the cave, her feet covered with animal skin blankets hunted by the squad leader and Zhuang Ni to ward off the cold and long nuclear winter.

"This, this blanket is very warm from the fire," Gong Caicai said, grabbing the corner of the blanket, "The three of us covered it together, let's remember when we used to go to school...... At that time, you don't have to eat the bunny because you are hungry......"

Since the apocalypse, after a series of changes, Gong Caicai's eyes seem to be broken.

"Forget it, I'll give you Caicai tonight," the squad leader sighed while taking off the shotgun on his back, "Recently, the activities of mutants have become more and more rampant, I keep vigil at night, and I can't let us be eaten by mutants." ”

Zhuang Ni smiled narrowly, and sat down close to the squad leader at the entrance of the cave, "Have you heard of it?" Some people say that males are not extinct, but because of an extra Y chromosome, all of them have mutated into monsters because of radiation fallout, and all mutants are the original males! ”

"So what?" The squad leader's expression remained unchanged, "Because you've always attacked men as evil creatures, you're satisfied this time?" ”

"Hmph, I just want to remind you, in case one of the mutants who came to attack tonight looks very similar to Ye Lin in the past, you must not be soft, be sure to shoot the head! Otherwise, the lottery will become their food! ”

"I'm going to be soft?" The squad leader's face slipped with a hint of sadness, "It's all because of him that Shijie will have a nuclear war......"

Huh? Eh, eh, eh!?

This brain theater is too informative! It's obviously a lily film, why do you cram it into so many complex sci-fi settings! And why did I cause a nuclear war!!

"Dr. Yu, you've come just in time! Ye Lin is brain dead! ”

When I woke up, Pooh was pointing at me and said to Dr. Yu, who heard the movement of ** playing and followed the sound.

"Hmm...... The expression is a little strange," Dr. Yu poked his head in from the half-open door, tugged at the stubble on his chin, and pretended to see me, "Probably because I saw too much, so I couldn't concentrate, which led to frequent loss of consciousness......"

Who's going to see more! It's obviously you who look at the **! You put the responsibility of playing ** on TV to me as soon as possible, you are so cunning! Now even if I tell the truth in front of everyone, everyone will think that I am biting you back and wronging a good person!

"Huh?" Dr. Yu, with the doctor's intuition, thought that I was not in a big deal with my cranky thoughts, but found Gong Caicai lying on the carpet, her face was red, her breathing was short, and there were traces of being rescued just after being rescued.

Dr. Yu pushed the Google Media Glasses on his left eye, "What's the matter with this little girl?" ”

is worthy of being a non-Lolita, but when she saw Gong Caicai's short stature and immature face, she ignored her towering breasts that were disproportionate to her body, and called her "little girl".

"A little scared." The squad leader replied, and stopped Pooh from saying "scared by **" with his eyes, so as not to selectively forget Gong Caicai, who had just been selectively forgotten, and then recall the terrifying picture just now.

Dr. Yu thought about it for a while, and knew that he was probably frightened by **, so he asked Pooh and the squad leader to help him and help Gong Caicai to the infirmary for observation.

"Is Ye Lin's brain still saved?" As he was about to leave room 103, Pooh glanced back at me and asked Dr. Yu.

"The infirmary is over there, yes, Pooh you've been." Dr. Yu pointed in the direction of the infirmary, then came back to look at me on the sofa bed.

Because Gong Caicai is now disheveled (missing the second button), I didn't follow me to the infirmary, lest the squad leader think I was a hooligan.

Dr. Yu looked at my left temple, then at my right temple, then patted me on the shoulder with a sad face, and said in a sad tone:

"Ye Lin, you are always distracted, I'm afraid that the toxicity of the blue flash butterfly has been transferred to the brain, you mourn and change, what kind of wishes do you have, and what kind of ** haven't seen enough......"

Feed! A few days ago, he said that he was confident that he would cure me! Why did you immediately say that I was highly poisonous in the brain, and my life was on the verge of death! Don't bring such a playful person! I......

In a panic, a viral heart attack came as promised, and I quickly calmed down and tightened my chest to eliminate the effects of the rapid heart rate.

Seeing me covering my chest, Dr. Yu nodded in satisfaction.

"Well, it seems that the toxicity is still stuck in the location of the heart, and there is no metastasis."

"Congratulations!" Dr. Yu changed his hand and patted me on the shoulder, smiling triumphantly as if I had been cured, "Ye Lin, I can at least be sure that the lesion in your brain has nothing to do with the Blue Flash Butterfly......"

It's okay if it's all diseased! I won't believe what you say anymore! I'm not sick in the brain! I'm just a little more active! It's all your fault! I haven't had a heart attack in days!

After a brief consultation, Gong Caicai was declared to be fine, and Dr. Yu only sent Gong Caicai two mints and sent her away.

"The green one boosts immunity, and the blue one improves concentration."

Extremely irresponsible, he said the above to Gong Caicai, and Gong Caicai graciously took the pill that was actually mints.

As Dr. Yu often said, "Giving candy that doesn't work to patients and telling them that it's a panacea can sometimes have an incredible placebo effect and awaken the body's resistance." ”

The squad leader knew it next to him, and he didn't say anything, but Pooh urgently asked Dr. Yu: "That little blue pill, give me a little bit of it too!" The teacher always said that I lacked concentration, and with this medicine, my illness was saved! ”

I don't know if you can cure the disease of lack of concentration, Pooh, but you are easily deceived, and there is no salvation in this life!

And Dr. Yu, you are so dead, why do you press this mint candy into a small blue pill? If others hear it, they will think that the little blue pill that Pooh wants is viagra, and her disease is impotence!

What a cheat! If Pooh takes Viagra, will it still take effect because she is a woman! Do you want to push me back again! Now I have a heart attack and I can't resist it! Am I going to be insulted by Pooh like this!

The rain in the morning came and went quickly, and the rain had stopped for a while at this time, and the squad leader decided to send Gong Caicai home, first, to avoid her frail illness because of the rain and fright, and secondly, because Gong Caicai had just accidentally confessed to herself, it was more embarrassing for the two to continue to stay together.

Dr. Yu had a lot of hospital gowns there, so he found a hospital gown, cut off the sleeves and trousers with scissors, and then fit Gong Caicai to wear.

Wear the hospital gown on the outside of the pajamas, at least one more layer of clothing to resist the cool breeze after the rain, so that Gong Caicai will not be gone because of the lack of buttons.

zuihou was arranged by Dr. Yu 004, and drove Gong Caicai and the squad leader back home one after another, and Pooh stayed in the VIP building and rubbed the French chef's lunch and dinner with me, and then reluctantly went home for the night.

Of course, when Amy came back from filming, Pooh confessed to Amy that he had brought the squad leader and Gong Caicai to take shelter from the rain, and also took it upon himself to let Gong Caicai wear Amy's pajamas.

"Is it just such a trifle?" Amy didn't bother Pooh because of this, "Although that Katyusha guy didn't have a good heart for the manservant, since you kept an eye on her and didn't give her a chance to hurt my manservant and my dog, I won't bother with you." ”

"Miss Amy is magnanimous!" Pooh hurriedly patted his ass.

"Hmph, it's good that you just gave my pajamas to the big-breasted woman to wear, and if you give my pajamas to Katyusha, I might be angry!"

Sister, don't be funny! How is it possible for a squad leader to wear your clothes? Even Gong Caicai was almost strangled because your pajamas were not loose enough!

Amy seemed to be tired on the set today, and she didn't talk to me much, so she casually ate a bite of dinner and fell asleep in her bedroom.

After all, Amy is an American, has no concept of the Chinese Qixi Festival, and does not understand that today is Valentine's Day in China.

At 23:20 p.m., I was lying in bed, tossing and turning and unable to sleep.

Xiaoqin, who used to celebrate with me even on the "46th anniversary of official dating", can't forget that today is the Qixi Festival.

But she didn't come to me today, but she didn't even call me today.

I don't know why it's a little lonely......

So I lay down on the bed and sent a text message to Xiaoqin.

In terms of the popularity ranking of the ======= divider =========, the book friend "An Aurora on the Edge of the Sky" voted two flowers for Dr. Yu, and said, "Dr. Yu is a good person", so Dr. Yu was honorably on the list.

In addition, the book friend "Tian Lai Sakura" on the 17K mobile phone station voted 30 PK votes for Xiaojuan (a female student who once pursued Ye Dad), and left a message: "You must stage a four-cornered love!" ”

Does this refer to Dad Ye, Aunt Ren, Xiaojuan, and Huo Zhenbang's quadrangular love? Aunt Ren is going to hate you to death......

In any case, Xiaojuan is now the first in Group B with 66 votes.