When Mo Xiaobao was two years old, he was the most naughty, and the most headache for Mo Jiu at that time was to bathe them.

Before the age of two, Mo Xiaobao, except for wearing a basket of powder, there is any difference in appearance.

Mo Xiaobei hates bathing the most, so he pretends to be Mo Xiaobao every time he takes a bath, and the scenes that are often staged in Mo Jiu's house are as follows.

Mo Jiugang threw the whitewashed Mo Xiaobao on the bed, turned around to replace the bathtub with clean water, and then turned back, there will be two "Mo Xiaobao" on the bed, Mo Jiu picked up one casually, and the two babies would say in unison: "Ma Ma, I have already washed it, you don't wash my sister!" ”

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Mo Xiaobao grew up abroad, but in order to prevent the little ones from forgetting the Chinese language, Mo Jiutong often taught them Chinese characters when they were young.

One day, I learned "yesterday, today, tomorrow." ”

Mo Jiutong finally explained the difference between the three words for the two little babies, and then Mo Xiaobei began to form sentences.

"Ma Ma, if you freeze Maomao again, Maomao will have diarrhea like tomorrow!"

Mo Jiu: ......

Mo Xiaobao: ......

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After Zhang Lulu remarried Gong Chen, she soon found out that she was pregnant.

When the baby reached 20 weeks, he began to develop hearing, and Zhang Lulu and Gong Chen decided to tell him a fairy tale every day.

Before going to bed the night before, Zhang Lulu talked about Snow White.

It's Gong Chen today, and he spoke: "Baby, today we will tell a story about Snow White." ”

Zhang Lulu asked for the baby: "Why is it the story of Snow White again?" ”

Gong Chen replied: "Today's story is different from yesterday, it is the story of Snow White's counterattack, and Snow White was reborn in her infancy......"

Zhang Lulu: Has this guy read too many novels?!

Gong Chen continued to make up: "Snow White's stepmother is a servant next to her mother, saying that she is a servant, but in fact she is a half-sister, and her stepmother is jealous of Snow White's mother, and then one day, Snow White overhears the conversation between the seriously ill queen mother and her future stepmother......"

"And then?" Zhang Lulu asked.

Gong Chen closed his eyes: "If you want to know what will happen next, I will explain it tomorrow." ”

As a result, the story of Snow White's counterattack will be serialized infinitely in the days to come......

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Yuxuan has inherited his father Yuzhuo's love of beauty since he was a child, and at a young age, those peach blossom eyes are quite like his father's style.

Moreover, Yuxuan is the most narcissistic and smelly, and he likes to do things the most, which is to take pictures.

On a certain day, a family of three went to the zoo to take pictures.

In front of a monkey, two-and-a-half-year-old Yu Xuan saw other children's fingers in a "V" shape, and felt that this posture was quite handsome.

So, after the people left after taking photos, he ran to the same place and posed for Luoluo's mother to take pictures.

After one was finished, Yu Xuan stretched out three fingers, "Mom, come again, three!" ”

Luoluo: ......

So, that day, Yuxuan took a shot from one to five.

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Mo Jiu always felt that Mo Xiaobao was smarter than Mo Xiaobei, because Mo Xiaobao inherited Long Qingtian, until one day, Mo Jiu found out......

"Brother, the gene of IQ is inherited with the X chromosome!"

"Well, then ......?"

"Mo Xiaobao is smarter than Mo Xiaobei, this is undeniable, right?"

"Well, so ......?"

"Mo Xiaobei is not as smart as Mo Xiaobao because he inherited half of you, and Mo Xiaobao's IQ is all inherited from me! To sum up, I'm smarter than you! ”

Mo Jiu was triumphant, showing off to a certain black-bellied man.

A man glanced at him, then rubbed her head, showing sympathy: "It turns out that the gene IQ has mutated in you......"

Mo Jiu reflected for a long, long time before she reacted, this poisonous man was actually scolding her for being stupid! ……

[I wish you all a happy new year!] Auspicious Year of the Horse! 】