Chapter 6: True and False Vampires

After eating breakfast, Wang Hao drove Jessica to a newly opened large amusement park in the suburbs of the imperial capital, because it was a weekend, so there were many people who came to the amusement park to play, Wang Hao queued for half an hour and finally bought the ticket and bought a bucket of popcorn and two drinks by the way.

"Here, here you go. Wang Hao handed the popcorn and drink to Jessica, "You go in first, I'll go to the bathroom." ”

"Well, I'll be waiting for you down there. Jessica said, pointing to a model of a giant anime character not far away.

"Well, I'll be there right away. ”

Wang Hao came to the bathroom and found that there was already a long queue.

"When did the men's bathroom line go so long. ”

"Hey, it's not the brain-dead designer yet. After Wang Hao said this, a person in front of him said.

"What's wrong, what does it have to do with the designer?"

The designer of this amusement park said that through his observations, he found that the convenient time and efficiency of men and women are different, so he often sees a long queue at the door of the women's bathroom, which brings inconvenience to women. ”

"That's exactly what happened. ”

Then the designer said that the solution he designed was a good solution to this problem, and he thought that this problem could be alleviated by improving the ratio of male and female bathrooms, which is generally 1:1, and he said that the ratio of male to female bathrooms he designed was 1:3. ”

"It's a good idea, and although it can't solve this problem fundamentally, it should alleviate it a lot. ”

"But the problem is that the 1:3 ratio he designed is the overall proportion. ”

"What do you mean?"

"It's that a quarter of the park is a men's bathroom, and the remaining three-quarters are women's bathrooms, and the two are separated, and the designer also said that this is conducive to the confidentiality of privacy, as you can see, there is only one men's bathroom in this place. ”

"It's really a genius and an idiot in an instant. Wang Hao sighed after listening.

Wang Hao looked up and found that he didn't know when, when he turned his head, he suddenly saw a few people looking this way, and found that there were many people here, and turned around and walked towards the other one.

"Are there any other bathrooms here?"

Wang Hao quietly followed, and followed them all the way to a small building, and saw a sign hanging at the door of the building.

"The office area, the tourists stop. ”

"There should be a bathroom here, and I'll just go to the bathroom, and it should be okay to go and play." Wang Hao looked left and right and found that no one was paying attention, so he slipped in.

Wang Hao slipped in to find a bathroom in the building, and when he walked around, he bumped into the people just now, Wang Hao was a little nervous, if they asked who you were, how would you answer.

Those people were stunned for a moment when they saw Wang Hao, then nodded at Wang Hao and left.

Wang Hao breathed a sigh of relief, walked down and found the bathroom, after going in to play conveniently, when he was about to leave, he heard someone coming in, Wang Hao didn't know what to think and didn't go out, opened the door and hid in, Wang Hao was stupid as soon as he entered.

"Why should I hide, wouldn't it be good to go out directly? Forget it, hide and hide, when they leave, I'm leaving." ”

The few people didn't leave immediately when they were finished, and stayed outside without moving.

"Why don't you leave?" Wang Hao secretly opened the door and looked out, and there were three people dressed as Western nobles outside, with white skin and terrifying, just like sickness.

"That's too white, isn't it? Wang Hao continued to look and found that two sharp fangs appeared on the side of the three people's mouths, "This tooth?"

At this time, one of them spoke, "Are you ready for tonight's feast?"

"Of course it's ready. ”

"There must be no mistake this time, the Earl will come in person. ”

"Don't worry, my lord, we have prepared this side, this place will soon become our hunting ground, and we have prepared the first sweet blood for the earl, which will definitely make the earl unforgettable. ”

"Very well, let's welcome tonight's feast together. ”

Wang Hao, who was hiding in the door, dropped the words of the three of them word for word, "This is a vampire? Why are they here? What are you talking about tonight's feast?" Li Shiren once told Wang Hao about the existence of the blood clan, but Wang Hao never thought of meeting them in this situation, "No, you have to inform Li Shiren quickly." ”

Wang Hao was so excited that he pushed the door open, Wang Hao was stunned, and the three vampires outside were also stunned, turning their heads to look at Wang Hao.

Wang Haoxin said that it was broken, it was discovered, his brain was running rapidly, he straightened up and said to the three of them with a serious face: "I am the envoy of Lord Earl, and I have come to inform you that tonight's feast must be prepared, and no one else must be allowed to make trouble, you know?"

After saying this, Wang Hao walked out of the bathroom arrogantly, and when he was in the bathroom, Wang Hao ran out quickly, and behind a tree, Wang Hao patted his chest and took a deep breath: "I'm really a genius, I have to inform Li Shiren quickly." Picked up his mobile phone and called Li Shiren.

The three vampires in the bathroom were still stunned, and suddenly one of them said, "Is there this person in the script?"

"I didn't have a script to do, and I didn't have a line to him. ”

"Mine too, on my script, we should step down after we finish these few sentences, is it a new screenwriter?"

"The new one is going to be performed tonight, and now we haven't been notified of the new plot, how can this be played, no, I'll go to the screenwriter and ask, I can't mess around." ”

"Let's go. ”

Wang Hao went to Jessica while calling, "Answer the phone, call." Wang Hao called Li Shiren five or six, but Li Shiren didn't answer.

Wang Hao went to the character model that Jessica said and found that Jessica was not there, "What about people?" Wang Hao wanted to look around and saw that the three vampires just now were not far away, showing their fangs and walking.

"Vampires are so arrogant now. Suddenly, Wang Hao saw that Jessica was also over there and was still approaching the three vampires, so Wang Hao hurriedly ran over and grabbed Jessica.

"You're back. ”

"Well, where are you going, do you see those three?"

"See, those are three vampires, and I'm going up there to take a picture with them. ”

"Take a group photo, and you're not afraid that they'll suck your blood. I overheard that they were preparing a feast, and that they had caught the first place for the Earl to taste, and you would be killed. ”

Jessica was stunned for a moment, then looked at Wang Hao and suddenly became happy, "Hahahahaha." ”

"What are you laughing at? You don't think they're real vampires. ”

"Isn't it?"

"Of course not, they're actors. ”

"Actors?"

"yes, there's a big show tonight, let's go see it. As he spoke, he gave the leaflet in his hand to Wang Hao.

"Vampire Count vs. Optimus Prime?" Wang Hao looked at the leaflet that read, "Are these two things on the same page?" ”

"I don't know, but I think it's going to be interesting. ”