Chapter 1385 Referring to Sang and scolding Huai
Hearing Bu Ju say this, Zhou Jiuzhang felt reasonable.
In this world, it is estimated that only Zhuang Zisheng is worried about his own sister.
Thinking of this, Zhou Jiuzhang became even more angry, "You still say that you didn't do it?"
Zhuang Zisheng couldn't wait to prove his innocence by grabbing his head on the ground, "I really didn't do it! If you sleep in the same bed, you won't be pregnant." ”
"Sleep in a bed!" Zhou Jiuzhang said angrily, "That's it!"
"Just once. Zhuang Zisheng swore to the sky, "Nothing was done." ”
"What if you sleepwalk!" Zhou Jiuzhang said.
"No matter how sleepwalking I am, I won't know what to do or not. Zhuang Zisheng said anxiously.
"Anyway, you just did it, and if you say that you did it, you did it too. "Zhou Jiuzhang is quite unreasonable.
Zhuang Zisheng still had something to say, Zhou Jiuzhang walked down step by step, "You just say you did it, it's not a shame, it's not shameful, and I won't pursue you." ”
He looked at Zhuang Zisheng earnestly, "After the big deal, I will help you bully them in the future." ”
In the past, Zhou Jiuzhang followed Chu Ci and Bu Ju.
Chu Ci was playing with a fan in his hand, and when he heard this, the fan closed with a "swish", "I know, I'm afraid that Sister Feng won't be able to get married." ”
"Hey, hey. Zhou Jiufeng was unhappy when he heard them say this, "This commander also has a lot of people chasing after him." ”
"Yes, I testify. Yu Sheng nodded, "The pig god fell in love with Sister Feng at the beginning." ”
"you. Zhou Jiufeng raised his middle finger to Yu Sheng.
"Then are you pregnant?"
"Well, I don't have it now. Zhou Jiufeng's heart was weak, and then he became arrogant, "But there will be something in the future, I will eat it now." ”
With that, nibble the last chicken butt into your mouth.
Zhuang Zisheng couldn't cry or laugh.
Ye Zigao gave a thumbs up, "It's really yours, in order to eat, you can tell a lie like being pregnant." ”
"Who told you to call me fat every day. Zhou Jiufeng muttered vaguely.
When Zhuang Zisheng heard this, his face was happy, and he walked over happily, "Then in order for you to eat with peace of mind, let's get married, right?"
Zhou Jiufeng raised his head when he heard this, and nodded after groaning, "It's really okay." ”
Zhou Jiuzhang frowned beside him, "Your promise is too hasty." ”
Chu Ci patted him on the shoulder, "Be content, what if you really smash your old Zhou family?"
"Your uncle!" Zhou Jiufeng threw him a chicken bone, which hit Chu Ci's forehead.
Of course, Chu Ci wanted to take revenge back, "Chu Sheng!"
"Huh?" Chu Sheng agreed.
"Hahaha, hahaha. Zhou Jiufeng laughed and spit out the chicken butt that was chewing in his mouth.
"You, you're so mean. Zhou Jiufeng covered his waist and said with a smile.
Chu Ci was proud, "I can't cure you anymore?"
Everyone also laughed, and Yu Sheng said: "You say, what if the enemy also knows about Sister Feng's weakness?"
Zhou Jiuzhang waved his hand, signaling that he didn't have to worry about the rest of his life, "Just ask the monsters around Yangzhou City, who doesn't know Sister Feng's problem." ”
But there is one point, Sister Feng couldn't stop laughing, and when she also raised a knife to slash people, "That's what is terrible about her!" Zhou Jiuzhang said.
"Yes. Zhuangzi gave birth to them, and they also had palpitations.
"So the monster was in front of Sister Feng, and he didn't dare to shout 'beast' at all. Chu Ci said.
Ignoring Sister Feng, who was smiling, Chu Ci continued: "On the contrary, it is those people under her command, it doesn't matter whether their martial arts are strong or not, the key is to be able to shout beasts." ”
"Haha. Sister Feng laughed next to her.
"You have to change the law to shout beasts, beasts with Central Plains accents, beasts with Southern Wilderness accents, and beasts with Northern Wilderness accents......"
"Your uncle, you must have done it on purpose. Sister Feng laughed breathlessly, "Be careful that I pick up a knife to cut you!"
Chu Ci didn't mention Chu Sheng anymore, but said: "Did you see it, Sister Feng laughed, and everyone else was cut." ”
As soon as his voice fell, "Bang!" a loud noise sounded on the sea.
Chu Ci and they hurriedly turned back, and the rest of their lives stepped to Aunt Qing's side and protected her.
"Wang Ba, bed bug, your uncle! Bullshit, calf, stinky Sanba!" The person never appeared, and the scolding had already been heard from afar.
"You brute dare to come back?! Okay, okay, if I don't kill you today, I won't be a dragon!" the man continued to scold.
The salted fish spun abruptly, bypassing the attack, shrinking as it shrank.
For the rest of their lives, they stood in the center, but they were not safe.
Salted fish then dodged again, and it seemed that two people from the other side came and attacked Salted fish from different directions.
Without waiting for the rest of their lives to check, the two figures were already level with the salted fish.
A pure black red was looking at the salted fish angrily, and his eyes were red.
There is also a little white dragon, showing its teeth and claws in the air, helping the black dragon, "Wang Ba Lizi, return your uncle's beads." Little White Dragon said.
"Lilong?!" for the rest of his life, the salted fish stole the pearl of the dragon before it transformed into a butterfly and turned into a Kunpeng.
Seeing that there was a person on the back of the salted fish, the two dragons were a little surprised.
"I'm Lilong, who are you?" asked the black dragon suspiciously.
"Humans, they're humans!" the little white dragon hovered in the air, "they're cunning and cunning, you should watch out for them." ”
The little white fox looked at the rest of his life, "They must be the accomplices of this king and eight calves." ”
"You can't say that, in case I don't help my relatives. Yu Sheng said.
"Hush. The little white dragon made a disdainful voice, "Don't believe people's mouths, if what they say is credible, pigs will also go up the tree." ”
"Bet?" said Yu Sheng.
"Hit it. The little white dragon was very confident, "If I win, you have to return the Dragon Pearl." ”
"Good. Yu Sheng promised, "What if you lose?"
"I'm widowed!!" the little white dragon said with a straight voice, and blurted out very skillfully.
Everyone was stunned and looked at the black dragon sympathetically.
Lilong said angrily: "You melon mother, Lao Tzu is your puppet now!"
"Oh, yes. The little white dragon was stunned, so he corrected Fang Cai's gambling contract, "I lost my ex!"
Ye Zigao couldn't help but ask her, "What's wrong with your ex, you hate him so much?"
"Hmph!" Speaking of this, the little white dragon was angry.
I think that back then, she was under the waterhole, and happened to hear a storyteller telling a story by the waterhole, which was about a touching story of a scholar and a snake demon falling in love, lovesickness, staying together, and finally going to Huangquan together.
The little white dragon was moved, and secretly made up his mind that he would also talk about such a love.
Later, the little white dragon heard that in the city next to him, there was a scholar who liked dragons very much, and talked about dragons with his eyes closed, talked about dragons with his eyes open, talked about dragons when he was asleep, and talked about dragons when he ate. He also likes to draw dragons, "People say that he poured all his love for dragons into his paintings." The little white dragon said.
For the rest of their lives, when they heard this, they couldn't help but look at each other on the ground, and finally looked at Ye Zigao.
Ye Zi glared at them, and said with his eyes, "Look at what I have done!"
After realizing the hardship, he asked in a low voice: "Why does this story sound so familiar to me?"
"Haha", everyone couldn't help but laugh.
This is a sad story, and the little white dragon was talking about the sad place again, and when he saw them laughing, he said unhappily: "What are you laughing at?"
"Nope. Yu Sheng held back and asked, "That scholar won't have the surname Ye, right?"
The little white dragon's eyes widened, "Hey, how do you know?"
"Haha", I couldn't hold back it for the rest of my life, and laughed, and a few of them just stopped, and they were driven to laugh.
The little white dragon was angry, turned back to Lilong and said, "Do you see it, I'll say that people are not good things!"
Lilong nodded approvingly.
Yu Sheng smiled and said, "Girl, what you said is up for debate, but the surname Ye is definitely not a good thing." He's a scumbag, a brute, a king..."
"Haha. Zhou Jiufeng smiled even more.