（1）

When I woke up early, the morning light was infinitely better, and I barely struggled to get out of bed.

Zhizhi (yawned): Husband, get up and go to see the providence, maybe poop again......

Xu Cheng (drowsy): Wife, we are in Bali, and the providence has not come......

Zhizhi (suddenly realized):, when the mother was confused, I forgot ......

Xu Cheng (got up and walked out): Hungry, right? Husband went to buy you breakfast, one fritter and two eggs?

(Angry): Husband, we're in Bali!!

Xu Cheng: ......

（2）

After eating a buffet at the restaurant, the two of them lay on the beach and bask in the sun.

Xu Cheng: Wife, your swimsuit is too revealing, buy it conservatively next time.

Zhizhi: Isn't that what you prepared for me?

Xu Cheng (timid): ...... Recently, your bust has risen sharply, and it is difficult to estimate the size. In addition, there is a little more meat on the buttocks, which looks a little ......

Zhi Zhi (furious): Think I'm fat? Think my breasts are too big? Think I have a lot of meat in my ass? ……

Xu Cheng (secluded): The chest is not big, just have milk. The butt is not too meaty, just pout. People are not fat, just hold it.

(doubtful): Why can you afford it?

Xu Cheng (sneering): It's easy to get in......

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（3）

In the evening, the two of them who had been basking in the sun for a day lay back to the hotel, and Xu Cheng helped them take a bath.

Xu Cheng: Wife, are you comfortable?

Of: It's okay, let's go down a little bit. Right, go down...... I'll rub it, where are you touching?

Xu Cheng (innocent): You said that you are going down......

Zhizhi: I'm talking about the thighs, not there......

Xu Cheng (pretending to be innocent while touching): Wife, it's darker here, so you need to wash it......

(Furious): That's hair, of course it's black!!

Hair...... Hair...... Hair......

Covering his face, running wildly, lying down, it's a shame!

Xu Cheng shouted cheaply in the back: Wife, I have a razor!!

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（4）

After taking a bath, Zhizhi was watching TV, and Xu Cheng was dangling in front of Zhizhi with a bath towel.

Zhizhi: Handsome guy, handsome guy, you're so handsome, just don't block my sight, okay?

Xu Cheng shook his arms: Wife, have my muscles recovered?

(barely glancing): Uh...... It's a little thicker than my arm.

Xu Cheng: ...... Fat and muscle, can not be compared.

Zhizhi pointed to the muscular hunk on the TV and shouted: Brother, if you can practice like that, sister, I will press as you want.

Xu Cheng (instantly tore off the bath towel) and jumped on the bed: press it first, and then practice!

Zhizhi (in a hurry): hooligan, indecent, "qiangjian"......

Xu Cheng (very contemptuous): It's all so wet, and it's still pretending to be pure......

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（5）

ooxx once, Xu Cheng lay on his body softly.

Zhizhi (secluded): Why is it still so fierce and fierce at the beginning of a serious illness......

Xu Cheng (timid): I was afraid of an accident for the first time, so I took medicine......

Zhi Zhi (furious): Husband, you don't care about yourself too much! How can you take medicine, how can you ...... (10,000 words omitted this time)!

Xu Cheng (sneering): What are you excited, you are excited, I just ate a few more bundles of leeks...... = half ^ float ##生-/;. {ban^fu] [ｓheng].coｍ

Zhizhi (instantly deflated): Well, it's been a long time, but the hardness is not enough......

Xu Cheng (momentarily nervous): Really, wife, are you uncomfortable? You gc just now, is it pretending?

of: ...... Sister is like that kind of pretentious person?

Xu Cheng (thoughtful): Judging from the strength, intensity, and tone of the moaning just now, it should be true.

Zhizhi (punching and kicking): Husband, from now on, I will deprive you of your right to go to me!

Xu Cheng: I can also do it below, it's easier......

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