Lu Yu woke up at noon the next day, the sun was shining in early summer, and the cicadas were chirping.

He struggled to get up, almost dying, grinning at his teeth, and found himself in a completely strange place.

The room was elegant and quaint.

It looks like it's supposed to be a girl's room, and there's a faint aroma in the air.

It wasn't any floral fragrance he was familiar with, but more like the graceful scent brewed by a graceful woman who had lived in it for many years.

Too lazy to guess where this was, Lu Yu directly pushed open the door.

With his current state, a five- or six-year-old little broken child can teach him to be a man with a fruit knife, and he wants to have a fart.

Besides, if the owner of the room really wants to harm him, why should he save him?

Could it be that you feel that killing yourself once is not fun, and you have to heal yourself and kill it again?

How perverted is this?

really met this kind of person, Lu Yu admitted it and chose the dog leash himself.

The one who made tea in the living room was a person he expected and reasonable.

Woman.

Very beautiful woman.

In the brilliant midday sun, a picturesque woman quietly brews tea, and the room is already full of light without laughing.

The head is full of green silk by a sandalwood hairpin coiled behind the head, revealing the ears that are as clear as jade, and below is a half-cut neck carved from ivory.

Such a woman should not be a mortal person, but a fox who seems to come out of a picture scroll, stealing people's spirits.

"You've been so fond of staring at girls since you were a child?" Ye Qingzhu said coldly.

Lu Yu smiled, wanting to use Oscar-level acting skills to resolve the embarrassment again, and then pulled the wounds on his body, frowned, and couldn't laugh.

Ye Qing smiled, glanced at him, and said: "Wang Xuance brought you here, you probably need to stay here for three days before you can move freely, I have no other requirements for you, there are books and computers in the room, you can read books or surf the Internet when you are bored." I'm the only one in the villa, and I don't have the habit of hiring a maid, I'll take care of you for three days, my taste is relatively light, you can tell me what you like to eat, I'll make it for you, I can't guarantee it's delicious. ”

Lu Yu sighed and sat down opposite her.

"Do you like tea?" Ye Qingzhu asked.

"General."

"Then you're a little sorry for your name." She chuckled.

Lu Yu nodded, knowing what Ye Qingzhu was talking about.

The two words Lu Yu are a celebrity in history and are known as the tea saints.

Ye Qingzhu finally finished boiling the tea and handed it to Lu Yu, Lu Yu took it, he was really thirsty, he drank it all, it was a little hot, he smacked his mouth, and he really didn't taste anything.

"Tyrannical creatures." Ye Qingzhu gave him a blank look.

"Fart, your tea is not authentic." Lu Yu retorted.

"You're just farting, this is the best dragon well before the rain."

"That's the water you use isn't authentic." Lu Yu touched his chin, "When I was still in the mountains, I trained two monkeys to help me pick a kind of monkey tea that grows on the cliffs, and the water used is the dew on the petals of the early morning, and I can make one in the morning, so it is really delicious." ”

"Really?" Ye Qingzhu became interested, "Then I'll try it when I do." ”

"What if I fool you?" Lu Yu said with a smile.

"Then I'll beat you." Ye Qingzhu said very seriously.

Lu Yu was defeated.

"Ye Qingzhu, if you keep talking like this, you will lose me."

"It's good that a troublemaker like you is really dead, out of sight and out of mind." Ye Qingzhu got up and grabbed Lu Yu's arm.

"Hey, I really didn't lie to you, you won't want to beat me, I'm a wounded ......"

"I'll help you walk, bask in the sun, rejuvenate your muscles and bones, and you'll be better faster." Ye Qingzhu didn't have a good airway.

"Uh...... Why was it so good to me all of a sudden? Lu Yu wondered.

Ye Qingzhu said helplessly: "It has nothing to do with you." Wang Xuance said that if you die here with me, he will dig up my master's grave. ”

"Damn, this guy is so shameless, I'll help you flatten him next time."

Ye Qingzhu glanced at him, helped him up, and walked around the yard.

Lu Yu only felt dizzy and uncomfortable, this time the injury was too serious, it hurt his vitality, and it was basically difficult to make up for it, in short, it was a big loss.

Thinking of this, he narrowed his eyes, and there was a cold light.

Mom, pull a bastard, Wu Tiannan, and that bullshit Luo Er, I'll wait for the master.

If you don't take revenge, you won't be a man.

After walking for a while, Ye Qingzhu helped Lu Yu back to the living room, Lu Yu slowed down for a while, called Xia Wanqiu, reported his safety, said that he would come back in three days, explained for a while, and told Xia Wanqiu not to tell the truth to Su Tingcheng, just say that he was sent to go outside on business.

hung up the phone and called Su Tingcheng again, Su Tingcheng was so anxious on the phone, saying Lu Yu, where did you run to, why didn't you come back last night?

Lu Yu smiled and said, "Wife, don't mention it, last night the woman drank too much in the late autumn of summer, and she gave me a bow to the overlord, and I didn't have the face to come back to see you......"

What kind of woman is Su Tingcheng, who believes in Lu Yu's nonsensical nonsense, and said angrily: "To tell the truth, where did you go?" ”

Lu Yu sighed and said: "Wife, I'm so pitiful, that stinky woman in the late autumn of summer, asked me to help her for free, and didn't pay me a salary, and actually asked me to go out on business, saying that I wanted to see if I didn't have the ability to be alone, I was in Hangzhou, and the person who negotiated the contract with me on the other side was a fat woman of about 200 pounds, who kept smiling deeply at me, I was afraid that she would insult me, and I might not be able to beat her if this happened." ”

Su Qingcheng smiled, believed Lu Yu, and said: "One is more restrained outside, it should be low-key, and it is necessary to eat on time." So when are you coming back? ”

"Probably...... Three days later. Why, can't you wait for me to come back and sleep for you? Lu Yu smiled lightly.

"Die." Su Chengcheng was so angry that he was about to hang up the phone.

"Wife, wait."

"What's the matter?"

"Say you love me." Lu Yu is colorful.

"You love me." Su Qingcheng laughed as he spoke.

"You won." Lu Yu hung up the phone angrily.

Ye Qingzhu looked at him with a playful look in his eyes.

"Pretty good at lying." She said.

Lu Yu explained: "White lies, women are women, and there are some things that don't need them to know." ”

"I'm a woman too." Ye Qingzhu said with a light smile.

"That's different."

"What's the difference?" △≧△≧，

"This ......" Lu Yu hesitated a little.

"Is that a difficult question to answer?" Ye Qingzhu asked lightly.

"That's not true, but let's say okay first, I'm going to answer, you are not allowed to hit me."

"Why am I beating you, am I a woman who wants to kill if you don't agree with you?" Ye Qingzhu said coldly.

Lu Yu explained very seriously: "Of course it's different, it's very different." A figurative point of metaphor, when other women get to bed, I will definitely be on it. And your words...... I'm willing to be down there. ”

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