Chapter 992: Always Similar
Wine is the color medium, this sentence is actually not true, after drinking, people's blood flow accelerates, confusion, and it is true that wine is bold and courageous. So Li Jingming didn't scream and turn into a beast, and then what was cool, but directly took Jessica off her body and threw her on the bed.
"Don't be stunned, help get these guys into the room and go to sleep." After Li Jingming sent Jessica back to bed, he found that Xu Xian didn't even move, still sitting on the armrest of the sofa, and staring at him with big eyes, quite a bit of idiot beauty.
If Xu Xian was not there, of course Li Jingming would have taken it upon himself to carry these drunken beauties back to bed one by one, but now that he was stared at with a pair of upright eyes, he had to pay attention to it. However, he did not hesitate to do what he should do, and picked up Krystal on the ground, preparing to let her sleep in the master bedroom with Jessica.
I have to say that Krystal has developed even better than Jessica, loves to play and play sports, and usually eats more than her sister, of course, her figure is speechless. Although it doesn't have Jessica's exaggerated murder weapon, it looks very well-proportioned, and the height difference of just four centimeters feels completely different. The two sisters have almost the same personality, Jessica has a bad temper, Krystal is even worse, and she feels that someone has picked her up from the sofa and disturbed her sleep, so she immediately pulls and bites, and is left by Jessica's side to be honest.
"OPPA, Panioni, you're in charge." Xu Xian, who gave priority to carrying Lin Yun'er back to the bed, said to him after Li Jingming returned to the living room.
Xu Xian usually looks delicate and timid, but her physique is the strongest in Girls' Generation, even Yuri can't compare with her, and the "Juli Girl" Lin Yuna is not enough to look at in front of her, even if Tiffany is a little heavier, it won't say that Xu Xian can't move. So Li Jingming was a little strange, "What's wrong?" ”
"Panioni has a habit of cleanliness and doesn't let people touch it." A person who doesn't even give others a bed to sit on, and doesn't give anything to others to touch, how can he let others touch him directly, there is no way but to pretend that it doesn't matter during the broadcast, but usually touching her on Tiffany has to turn her face. Except for Kim Taeyeon and Jessica, only Lee Kyung-myung can touch her, so Seo Hyun is saying this deliberately.
Li Jingming couldn't help laughing, he thought that Xu Xian was simple and upright. But now it seems that she is quite vindictive. From the puffing expression of Xu Xian when she first came in, Jessica's usual description of the "interesting things" in her girlhood, Li Jingming could guess that it must be Jessica or Tiffany who gave her a face, and now it seems that she remembers that it is Tiffany's hatred, otherwise Tiffany is so drunk that she doesn't know who else is now, how can she care about who carried her to bed.
"Okay, I'll hold her, and you can hold Taeyeon and sleep with her." Li Jingming didn't tear down Xu Xian either, and happily gave Tiffany a princess hug.
At three o'clock in the morning, Li Jingming and Xu Xian were able to settle all the people properly, but after the last five rooms were arranged. There are also more Li Jingming and Gu Hara who can't settle down. Li Jingming can't go, after a hangover, all kinds of sequelae, Jessica must lose her temper every time she gets up the next day after drinking, and he can't fight again between the two sisters. "I'm sleeping in the living room, as for Goo Hara, you can see which room to send to squeeze a bed for three people."
Li Jingming didn't know which of the girls had a good relationship with whom, so he asked Xu Xian to make this decision. And Xu Xian was very generous, "Just let Holaoni come to our room, anyway, we often huddle together to rest during the trainee period." I don't think Yoon'er Oni will mind. ”
When the qiē was finally done, Li Jingming was tired enough, went into the master bedroom to see the condition of Jessica and Krystal, felt that there was no problem, went to the bathroom to take a shower, and then put on his pajamas and went back to the living room. The sofa in the living room is already very large, and it is not too small to be used as a bed, and the length is longer than the average bed, which is exactly what Li Jingming wants. Because of the heating, there was no need for a too thick quilt, so Li Jingming fell asleep with a blanket. Now Li Jingming has a lot of humanity because of Jessica's relationship, unlike before when he only drank at home, he definitely drank no less than these women this day, but he was always awake because he drank well, and now he fell asleep as soon as he hit the pillow.
may be the effect of alcohol, Li Jingming slept very deeply this night, but the sequelae were also obvious, and he was very thirsty and wanted to drink water after waking up in the morning. Li Jingming subconsciously touched the side, because he thought it was at home, and there was a bedside table next to it, but after reaching out, he didn't touch the cup, but he touched a big living person. Li Jingming's grasping reflex was activated, and he had to pinch Jessica twice in the morning to get up, and today was no exception.
"Ah, I told you not to sleep on your stomach, can you afford to crush my baby......" Li Jingming muttered and complained because he didn't touch anything. While thinking back to when Jessica liked to sleep on her stomach, she turned the people around her over and touched them again, but this time there was nothing. After turning it over again and confirming it, Li Jingming woke up suddenly, he was already very thirsty, and his mouth was even more dry at this time, "Yun'er? ”
Lin Yun'er, who was facing away from Li Jingming, had a tangled expression on her face at this time, this is the second time, even if there is really not much difference between her front and back, she doesn't have to touch her shoulder blades so hard. It was impossible to promise Li Jingming, she could only continue to pretend to be asleep.
When she was in the dormitory, Lin Yuna had one bed by herself, even when she had just debuted before, it was two beds for three people, and she and Choi so-young sandwiched Kim Taeyeon in the middle to "bully", but now it is three people crammed into one bed, which is not spacious. The bed in the guest room is not as big as the master bedroom, and the "behemoth" of Xu Xian on the bed takes up a lot of space, so Lin Yun'er, who slept for less than two or three hours, was squeezed out of bed.
Falling out of bed naturally woke up, Lin Yun'er, who had a dry mouth, went out of the bedroom to find water to drink, and found a large bottle of juice left over from yesterday by Kim Taeyeon in the living room, Lin Yuna sat on the sofa and drank it. Lin Yun'er, who was dark in the living room, didn't know where the lights were on, but she was looking at things with the help of the faint light of the early morning, and she didn't care that there was still a person lying on the inside of the sofa, so she almost didn't call out when Li Jingming turned over and just pressed her hand on her thigh.
Lin Yun'er was very much at war with heaven and man, reluctantly, half-pushing, half-pushing and half-waiting words flashed from her mind, and then she shook her head firmly and raised Li Jingming's arm...... Then lay down next to him. "When I go back to sleep, three people are squeezed into one bed, and it is better for two people to squeeze the sofa here", this is the reason why Lin Yuner persuaded herself.
History is always surprisingly similar, only this time Li Jingming's other side is not Jessica, but the back of the sofa. Afraid of waking Lin Yun'er up, he leaned sideways and propped himself up with one hand, and then flipped off the sofa and fled. In fact, this is all playing tacit understanding, pinching and kneading and turning people over twice, doesn't Li Jingming know that Lin Yuner must have woken up? Of course he knew, but he couldn't say that he already knew that Lin Yun'er was awake. Similarly, doesn't Lin Yun'er know that Li Jingming knows that she has woken up? Naturally, she knew, but she just couldn't show that she knew that he knew that she was awake, otherwise it would be too embarrassing.
Walking back to the master bedroom, Li Jingming looked at the sleeping Jessica, and then he was relieved, looking at Jessica like this, he knew that she slept well, and he probably didn't know the situation in the living room. Although there was a voice in his head telling him that something was wrong, at this time, Li Jingming was frightened by Lin Yun'er, and he was holding his urine and hurriedly releasing the water, so he couldn't think about it carefully, and opened the bathroom door in a hurry.
When he saw Krystal sitting on the toilet with his mobile phone, looking at him with a confused expression, Li Jingming remembered that there was something wrong with the picture just now, there should be two people on the bed. Li Jingming is used to seeing Jessica lying on the bed alone after waking up every day, and he has been thinking about Lin Yun'er's affairs and has been distracted and reduced his observation ability, so he ignores the fact that he is not at home today.
So history is always strikingly similar, Li Jingming thought about it, he also made such a big oolong last time, but it was Tiffany who sat on the toilet that time. Now Tiffany and him have become a relationship that will not be awkward even if they do it again, and judging by the historical similarities...... Thinking of this, Li Jingming couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and involuntarily glanced at the looming abdominal muscles on Krystal's flat lower abdomen, as well as the well-defined thighs.
"Yikes! Come on, ......" Krystal didn't feel anything, this kind of Cheng Dù's accident was just a little embarrassing, but Li Jingming stood and looked at it for a while, and her eyes showed a "lewd light", she almost thought that Li Jingming was going to rush over with an arrow and correct her on the spot. If there was no one Krystal wouldn't have screamed, but now that Jessica was outside, there wouldn't have been a throat cut and no one would come to save her.
Li Jingming reached out and grabbed Krystal's mobile phone, and then really rushed over, but he didn't want to do anything wrong, he just covered Krystal's mouth. At this time, if Jessica wakes up and comes over and sees that she is bullying her sister here, it will really be a premature death, "Ah, it was just an accident, what is your name?" ”
"What an accident, you stared at it for so long." When Li Jingming let go of his hand, Krystal gritted his teeth and punched him in the lower abdomen.
"Who told you to use the bathroom without closing the door?" If it's okay usually, but now Li Jingming is still holding back his urine, this punch is not lethal to him, but his bladder is really about to burst, so he shoves the phone into Krystal's hand, "You use this, I'll go to another room." ”
"There's a kind of don't run!" Krystal looked at Li Jingming's wolf bèi's back, her face suddenly became very red, she remembered Li Jingming's "man" eyes just now, and also remembered the post she posted when she joked last year, "I'm sixteen years old and still a place, do you say my brother-in-law is Ji?" (To be continued......)