By the time I recovered from the shock, I was already sitting on a stool in the interrogation room, and I was being sharply interrogated by the police officer opposite.

Actually, this police officer is an old acquaintance of mine, and this must be explained in the book.

First of all, everyone knows that my eyes are gloomy and fierce, and the most boastful achievement is that when I was in the first year of junior high school, I once took away the plainclothes policeman who was stalking the fugitive.

That time, when the little detective who had just worked for a short time saw me, he felt that this kid was by no means a good type, maybe it was a clue to a big case, so he immediately turned to follow me and followed me all the way to the door, but let the real fugitive slip away, and it took three more days to catch him.

Although the fugitive did not commit any new crimes in the past three days, the small patrol officer was punished as a matter of course and was deducted the year-end bonus.

As a result, the little detective was very unconvinced, and complained to the captain that this young man looked like this, and whoever looked at it, even if he didn't think he was a fugitive, he would think that he was an accomplice of the fugitive.

Hearing him say this, my colleagues were very curious, so they formed a team to visit the gate of No. 28 Middle School, and during that time, I could often see a few policemen pointing at me and whispering.

Thanks to them, the classmates agreed that I killed the headless female corpse under the highway bridge, but it was strange that the police didn't arrest anyone.

Some people say that I am proficient in counter-detection and did not leave any conclusive evidence at the scene.

Some people say that there are people above me, and the captain of the criminal police brigade who wants to move me has been removed from his post and investigated.

The most outrageous thing is to say that my ancestors have meritorious service to the country, so I was born with 12 killing indicators, as long as I don't exceed them, it's fine.

Later, the rumor spread so much that the school had to come forward to refute the rumor, but it didn't help my reputation anymore.

The captain of the criminal police brigade is a real person, and he feels that the people under him have caused me trouble, so he brought the little criminal police over and asked him to accompany me.

Even if I didn't want to, the little detective had to bow to me in front of his boss and said, "Little brother, I'm sorry for you."

I waved my hand to show that I was used to it.

But somehow, it may be that my indifferent attitude makes the little detective very unhappy, as if I, a middle school student, pretending to be a superior person in front of him as an adult, feels offended, so I have been prejudiced against me.

I heard that he also made a bet with the captain of the criminal police brigade that I didn't have to be 20 years old to commit a major crime that shocked the whole country.

He seems to have the surname Ma, and likes to be called Officer Ma by others.

After that, I heard that this angry pony was not afraid of tiredness at work and death before the battle, and was recently promoted to the captain of the second detachment of the criminal police brigade.

There's a person in the public security system who thinks about you every day.,I'm very careful about proportionality every time I fight with someone.,Of course,I can't care about anything as soon as I turn on Berserker mode.,Fortunately, so far I haven't poked out any big guys.。

Perhaps, I don't have a chance to stab any big boys. In China, illegal possession of drugs is a serious crime, even if it is not drug trafficking. If I'm not mistaken, the program "Legal System in Progress" once said that even if you only carry 50 grams of marijuana, you can be sentenced to more than three years and less than seven years in prison! Looking at the full bag that came out, it must be more than 50 grams! Even if I am a minor, I may not be able to reduce the sentence!

The attitude of the state towards drugs is very resolute! Rather than saying that Jihua childbirth is the basic national policy, anti-drug is the basic national policy! You see that Zhang Yimou gave birth to seven children, and at most he was only fined, if he dared to sell drugs to seven people, he would definitely be detained!

At this moment, Officer Ma clasped his hands on his chest and looked down at me condescendingly, he was not particularly strong, and he seemed to be full of the majesty of the law.

There's also an irrepressible excitement -- I bet he didn't smile so much on his wedding day -- as if Mavi had caught Illidan and the gray wolf had caught Pleasant Goat.

"Ye Lin, we brothers haven't seen each other for a long time, do you miss me?"

He played malicious jokes with me.

I banged on the table with my hands like a character in a TV series:

"I was wronged! It's a conspiracy! Someone must have framed me! ”

Kyle's spicy smile immediately flashed through his mind, because he said he wanted to share marijuana with me this morning, and because I didn't agree to make Amy for him, so he was upset with me.

He must have framed me! I thought you were just a fool with no self-knowledge! He was so ruthless...... You wait, even if Lao Tzu is imprisoned for many years, after I get out, I will definitely pay back with blood and explode your chrysanthemum with a fire hydrant!

Officer Ma scoffed at my defense, and his eyes seemed to look at a repeat offender with a long history.

"Hmph, feng shui takes turns, you kid finally got into my hands...... I advise you not to hold out any unrealistic hopes and to confess your sins. ”

I calmed down for a moment and decided to be mighty and unyielding, vowing not to bow my head, and to die like a hero, so I crossed my legs on the interrogation chair.

"I'm not talking to you! You're biased against me! Let your captain talk to me! I remember his surname was Zhao, right? I'm going to talk to Captain Zhao! ”

Officer Ma coughed, a trace of sadness flowed in his eyes, "Captain Zhao has died in an anti-drug battle. ”

"Huh?" I was stunned for a moment, and I couldn't help but sigh, "It's really a good person who doesn't live long......"

After a brief period of loss, Officer Ma's eyes were filled with determination.

"Yes, the anti-drug and anti-crime business is so harsh! Losing a comrade is the most common thing to lose in the face of vicious criminals - but don't think I'm going to spare a criminal! ”

The awe-inspiring righteousness made me not admire his bravery, but he quickly added:

"It rained a lot on this year's Qingming Festival, and I went to sweep the tomb of Captain Zhao, but I didn't bring an umbrella, and the rain made me very comfortable. I swore at the grave of Captain Zhao that at any cost, I would definitely ...... Get you arrested! ”

Hey, hey, hey, swear wrong! The good haode atmosphere is also ruined by you! Captain Zhao's last wish is not to arrest me, but to catch drug dealers! "Hmph," Officer Ma smiled coldly, "aren't you a drug dealer now?" ”

Your sister! Even if I was framed by Kyle, I was carrying drugs at most, and now you slander me for drug trafficking, you are planning to kill me!

Officer Ma walked back and forth in the cramped interrogation room, as if he had nowhere to leave his heart full of joy.

"Hahahaha, Ye Lin, you're really NB! I thought you were a rape and a slasher at most! I'm also worried that with the Law on the Protection of Minors in place, I can't let you get the punishment you deserve...... I didn't expect you to dare to sell drugs! ”

In the face of this brave and fearless public security officer, but I have a deep prejudice against me, I don't know what kind of expression to make, maybe a wry smile is enough, right?

"Ah...... This feels like I've been reborn......" Officer Ma enjoyed the smell of victory in the air, "Captain Zhao should be able to look at it too!" ”

You should be blind! Captain Zhao didn't kill me! If you have the kung fu to make up charges for me, go and deal with the real drug dealer for me!

"Oh...... It's quite interesting to say, cannabis, addicts don't call marijuana directly, but 'leaves'...... If you call it Little Leaf, go sell it! Sell yourself! ”

As if amused by his own sense of humor, Officer Ma laughed heartily.

Nonsense! Is the nickname of Xiaoyezi called by you! And who sold himself himself! You've just sold yourself!

A familiar vibration sound came from the interrogation room, and I recognized it as the sound of my mobile phone, but it was not in my hand, but was confiscated by Officer Ma and placed in my jacket pocket.

Ignoring my personal privacy, Officer Ma took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and after just one look, he was overjoyed, as if he had obtained evidence that could sentence me to death.

Seeing that I was confused, he simply poked his phone in front of me and let me see what was on the screen.

I saw that the Taobao interface of my mobile phone was still not closed, and the "coriander stuffed bun" that bought Shu Zhe's original underwear sent a good review: "The goods have been received, and they taste good." ”

Although the timing was wrong, I was relieved that my online store didn't receive terrible reviews.

How do you know that Officer Ma snorted and sneered: "Don't you admit to drug trafficking this time?" ”

My second monk was confused, "How did I sell drugs?" ”

Officer Ma pointed to my mobile phone and emphasized: "This person called 'coriander stuffed buns' is your customer!" ”

"yes," I nodded blankly, "it's my customer." ”

"That's the end of it!" Officer Ma smiled triumphantly, "He bought your marijuana and sent you a message back saying, 'The goods have been received, it tastes good' - it's obviously your next drug dealer!" ”

Huh? Eh, eh, eh!!!!

Don't bring such a wronged person! Officer Ma, you have made a big misunderstanding!

"Misunderstanding what? I had already received a notice that there were people in Dongshan City who were selling drugs through the Internet and could buy marijuana for 100 yuan a gram on Taobao...... It turned out that you sold it! ”

I...... I'm X your grandma! Officer Ma, your level of wronging people has broken through the sky! And the praise of the coriander stuffed buns is too inopportune!

No, the misunderstanding must be cleared up, and if Officer Ma is allowed to control the rhythm like this, I will have to sit through the prison.

"Hey, don't go too far! Although my family sells adult products, it is also a serious business, and I don't sell marijuana to customers! ”

Officer Ma had a serious face, "Could it be heroin?" Or methamphetamine? ”

Methamphetamine, your uncle! Don't you think my sin is not serious enough!

"No, not drugs! Just very ordinary stuff......"

"Ordinary?" Officer Ma didn't believe it at all, "Then tell me, what ordinary things 'taste good'?" ”

"Hey, what else can it be, isn't it just the original inner ......"

Finished! Halfway through the talk, I found myself unable to speak.

Nima, I sell plain underwear to customers, or let the pseudo-mother wear the original underwear for three days...... I don't want outsiders, especially Officer Ma, to know about such a perverted thing anyway!!

I'm going to eat a dumb loss!!