Chapter 227: Brother Can!
"Ordered?" I was stupid on the spot for a while, what kind of teacher is this, I know this can be blown up, he actually let me order it?
Many classmates in the class looked at me gloating, even Xu Ru covered his mouth and smiled, the old man looked at Xu Ru and said, ".cOM, you also come up and experiment with Li Jian." β
"Hahahaha." The classmates in the class laughed crookedly for a while.
I looked at Xu Ru's somewhat bitter face and felt like laughing, so I simply stood up and walked onto the podium, Xu Ru slowly got on the podium, and I quietly tried the gas tank with my hands, and it was empty. I finally breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, it seems that this old man is not stupid, Xu Ru stood beside him and stared at the gas canister with her eyes, as if she would run away at a little bit in the next moment.
"Students, it's time to prove the miracle of chemistry, everyone sit forward, lest the power of the explosion is not enough, and it will not be good to blow up half dead." The old man said calmly.
The students in the front row were so frightened that they immediately retreated, and for a while, all the more than 50 people in the class were crowded in the back row. Some old fritters wanted to run, but the back door had been locked, and those second-rate people who were not afraid of heaven and earth before were now trembling with fear.
Xu Ru stared at the gas tank and trembled, I quietly patted her on the shoulder in the hope of comforting, and glanced at the old man with a mocking face on the side, this product is obviously intentional, the first chemistry class is like this, obviously to give these mischievous students a dismount!
"Everyone's ready, right?" The old man turned around slowly and said to me, "Use the lighter to set the gas canister on fire!" β
The class waved at me, and the old man's cloudy eyes stared at me with a smile that seemed to say that if you don't scare them, I'll change to a real gas canister to scare you.
Xu Ru was about to cry when she stared at the gas canister, the whole person was trembling nervously, I stared at Xu Ru and suddenly felt a little want to protect, and subconsciously grabbed Xu Ru's hand. At first, the other party flashed away like an electric shock, raised his head and quietly glanced at me, and whispered, "Run, this old man is crazy." β
"Isn't it just a gas canister?" I glanced at them all and snorted coldly: "My family dislikes firecrackers for the New Year, and they light gas canisters every year." β
Took the lighter from the old man's hand. Lifting the gas canister and putting it on the old man's table, twisting the valve with his hand, the whole class exploded, screaming everywhere, the lighter was lit and moved to the mouth of the gas canister, the old man stared at me with wide eyes, and before he could move to the gas port, the old man snatched the lighter. Whisper to me, "You won!! β
At that time, I thought about an empty gas canister, I guess the old man was just scaring these students, but when I went down from the table, I suddenly heard that there seemed to be gas in it, and I was stupid on the spot for a while, the old man looked at me and nodded: "This is really my family's gas canister, and there is a tenth." β
Damn, I was almost scared to the ground, this old thing is really fatal, how to get back to my seat I don't know, I just feel the cold sweat behind me swishing out, the old man coughed twice after lifting the gas canister and said: "Everyone must not study like Li Xian, I just want to tell you that two fools like Li Xian are not suitable for playing chemistry, the explosion of a gas tank can be compared to a grenade, today we officially study chemistry!" β
"Brother Xian'er, what's wrong with you?" The leper slapped me and said, "Do you know that you just sent the whole class to heaven?" I was so scared that I lay on the ground and didn't dare to move, Brother Xian'er, no, I'll have to call you Brother Can'er in the future, it's so scary. β
Sitting there, I was stupid, the lighter in my hand was only a dozen centimeters away from the gas canister just now, and I walked around the Hades Palace!
The old man took out the alcohol lamp and started the first chemistry class, but what I didn't expect was that my fame actually spread in the school, and everyone in the school knew that there was a fool in the 73rd class of the first year of high school who lit a gas canister with a lighterγγγγγ
Xu Ru was so frightened that she cried on the table after class, and the other classmates ran to tell each other for a while, and for a while, wherever I went, someone joked 'Brother Can'er', Li Mi also brought a group of people into the class to see me, and was relieved to see that I was fine, and looked at me before leaving, as if I was disgusted that I could make trouble, if something happened to me, it was their duty.
Xu Ru was still lying there sobbing, I was stunned for a long time, I was just about to get up and go over to comfort me, I didn't expect Zhang Ning to appear at the door of the class, stopped and walked straight out of the class, Xiaohua stood in the corridor and looked at me, and said for a while: "You are the person who lit the gas canister?" β
I laughed, Xiaohua punched me a few times, and said with a little hatred: "You are sick, light the gas canister, what if it blows up?" Don't you understand? β
"I was wrong, can't I order it in the future?" I laughed.
"And later?" Xiaohua glared at me and said.
"No, for the last time." I waved my hand.
Downstairs, Xiaohua said casually: "There is a boy in our class who has taken a fancy to Xu Ru, and he has been making trouble with Zhang Ning during this time." β
I was stunned for a moment and wanted to say something, but when I saw that Xiaohua understood that now didn't seem to be the time to talk about Xu Ru, Xiaohua turned her head to look at me and snorted: "Your old classmate has been taken by a second-rate son, aren't you in a hurry?" β
"People have boyfriends." I said with some bitterness.
Xiaohua walked up to me and put her hand in my pocket, quietly pinched my waist, and pouted, "Is there a woman who has taken a fancy to you?" β
"No, I've lit a gas canister, who dares to ask me?" I laughed at myself.
"You're so ugly, who can take a fancy to you but me." Xiaohua said very arrogantly. Wai Shuai has a younger brother.
I was a little speechless when I said a word, and there were no words for a while, and after a while, Xiaohua suddenly said: "When you say you are eighteen years old, how are we going to celebrate?" β
I looked at Xiaohua who had transformed into a big girl, with a hint of girlish greenness on her face, pinched Xiaohua's face and smiled, "How do you want to celebrate?" β
Xiaohua lowered her head and bit her lip a little shyly, and said after a while: "You have to listen to me then, and you will do whatever I tell you to do." β
The class bell rang, Xiaohua ran back to the classroom, and when I returned to the classroom, it was already late, the teacher stood on the podium and said to me: "Brother Can'er, go back, don't stand at the door, I don't dare to mess with you, if I blow up the gas canister tomorrow, I'll be finished." β
For a while, the classmates in the class laughed, and the leper patted me on the seat and whispered, "Brother Can'er, shall I discuss something with you?" β
"Call me Brother Canner again, be careful, Lao Tzu will blow you up with a gas canister." I said coldly.
"Brother Xian'er, I have an understanding of the sixth middle school in the past few days, there are small groups here, there is a Flying Tiger Gang in the third year of high school, the boss is timely Zhao Feihu, it is said that there is a connection with people in society, it can be said that it is a tyrant in the sixth middle school, there is a wolf gang in the second year of high school, and there are several gangs at the same time. It's very messy, it's said that I had a fight with the gang of grandsons in Jiuzhong last night, and now only Gao Yi is scattered, and now your can's brother's name is out, let's take the opportunity to set up a can'er gang, right? The leper raised his head and glanced at the teacher on the podium and whispered: "We don't fight, we don't mess with people, we just protect ourselves, let them pay some protection money or something, first, we can protect ourselves when there are many people, and secondly, we have a little money." β
I turned my head and looked at the leper, this kid is not kind, when the time comes, he can spend the protection fee, once someone is looking for trouble, it is my boss!
"If you dare to set up a cans gang for me, I'll let these people go out and pick up cans, believe it or not?" I stared at the leper and said, "Study hard, you don't mess with people, can people mess with you?" β
I suddenly found that the leper was not a fuel-efficient lamp, and my eyes unconsciously drifted to Xu Ru's position, and I found that the other party's eyes were red, obviously much better, and the leper kept muttering about what gang to establish during a class, and I didn't bother to take care of him.
The night outside has opened, I sit in the classroom and don't have any thoughts about anything else, I have been thinking about the things of the Chamber of Commerce, this matter has advantages and disadvantages for the era, joining the Chamber of Commerce will definitely get more business opportunities, and it is easy to get recognition in the circle, and the right to speak will be more, but the disadvantage is that this Chamber of Commerce is advancing and retreating together, and it needs to provide some technical exchanges, and the current technology of the era does not dare to say that it is the leading in the country, but at least it is second-rate, if the other party is sincere enough to communicate, it is naturally the best, But no one is stupid!
This matter must be in place, because if the Chamber of Commerce explained that technical exchanges are required, as well as mutual support in the market, once people seize the handle and maliciously target, then it is likely that the era will become a thousand people.
Liu Xu sent a text message saying that there will be an exchange meeting in a few days, for this exchange of members of the Chamber of Commerce, he can go, but it is better for me to go, some of the problems in the market or I go well, many people discuss where to go to the Internet at night during the evening self-study, and some old fritters are gone in the first night self-study, the teachers don't care, sleep and sleep, chat and chat, the teacher sits on the podium and eats melon seeds, a happy scene.
The students are here to mix the days, the teachers are here to mix the salary, everyone is mixed, no one can say whom, and by the last night self-study there are already half of the students left, and the leper wanted to go out to the Internet several times and was pressed by me.
"Class!" A lazy voice came, and the few remaining people stood up from their seats weakly.
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