Chapter 222: Xiao Xiao's thoughts
In mid-June, the weather gradually warms up. Chu Yan is a person who is afraid of both cold and heat. So he stayed in the house all day long, refusing to step out of the door.
"The sun is so big outside, if the master is tanned, how can he hook up with fresh meat - no, how can he hook up with Mu Zexi? I don't think there is a whitening place in this place, so the master doesn't do such stupid things. β
"It's too hot outside, no, I'll be roasted, sirβ"
Obviously it was not the hottest time, but Chu Yan had already lived this kind of summer hibernation.
Until one day, Mu Zexi asked people to build a pergola in the courtyard, and installed Chu Yan's hanging chair in the pergola, so Chu Yan was willing to step out of the door.
"Hey!! Chu Yan, you have a good life!! β
On this day, Mu Zexi had something to go out, Chu Yan was nesting on the hanging chair to enjoy the cool, boring to stuff grapes in her mouth, suddenly a voice came, Chu Yan didn't react, and before Chu Yan could react, he saw Xiao Xiaoxiao turn in from outside the wall and fell in front of Chu Yan. Chu Yan's grape bar was so frightened that she slipped into her throat before she could bite it, and the choked Chu Yan rolled her eyes-
What the hell, isn't there a gate in the Six Kings' Mansion? ?
Chu Yan covered her neck, got up from the chair speechlessly, and said angrily: "When did you learn to climb the wall every day?" "Mu Yuanqi is lying on the wall, why did even Xiao Xiaoxiao start to climb over the wall? It's not normal for people to come to the Six Kings' Mansion to find her?
"That's not it!! You don't have the courage to do it, but I do it every day. β
Especially the courtyard wall of Xie Mansion is climbed every day.
Xiao Xiaoxiao looked at Chu Yan with a look of disdain, and felt infinitely sorry for her eldest brother in her heart. I was about to say, if you are my sister-in-law, the wall of my house will climb with you, when I suddenly saw Chu Yan's bitter gourd face, and immediately laughed: "That's right, if you climb the wall, Mu Zexi will probably have to peel off a layer of your skin." Look at your current appearance, people say that the six kings are afraid of the inside, how can I look at it, it is you who have no interest?
Aren't you productive?
Chu Yan thought about it carefully, and it seemed that yes. Every time under Mu Zexi's indifferent eyes, it seems that she is always willing to be honest. Hey, life!! Why is this the way it is?
It's just that, even if it's true, there's a kind of woman called, I'm like that, I can do it, you say! Chu Yan is this kind of woman, in the face of this kind of provocation, she couldn't stand it the most, so she jumped off the hanging chair immediately, crossed her waist with one hand, and pointed at Xiao Xiaoxiao with an imposing gesture and said, "The master wants to fight with you!! β
"Okay!! That's what my aunt and grandmother are waiting for. β
Xiao Xiaoxiao is also a cheerful person, so he responded directly at the moment. Doing this kind of thing, she and Chu Yan don't know how many fights they have done since they were children, just for the fun of their lives.
Seeing that Xiao Xiaoxiao had no opinion, Chu Yan squinted her eyes, and without saying a word, she fought with Xiao Xiaoxiao with her bare hands and fists.
The two women fought, although the movements were better-looking, but they lacked the murderous aura of a man, Xiao Xiaoxiao frowned and said disdainfully: "Chu Yan, you shouldn't have grown up eating grass, right?" How strong is it like a cow!! β
Chu Yan smiled and replied nonchaltly, "You haven't eaten?" How is it soft? "What the hell, you are Miss Chu, and the swords that have been practiced for so long are all in vain? If it was she who was played with the sword at first, now she is playing with the sword. Even Mu Zexi was amazed by her arm strength, Xu didn't expect that a woman who looked quite thin looked at her, why was she so strong and amazing?
"To be honest, did Mu Zexi open a small stove for you? Why haven't you seen you for a few days, and you've made such a sharp move? β
Although Chu Yan's moves were also very sharp in the past, he could only take the lead in being flexible and decisive, and he belonged to the type of only attacking and not defending. And now, since Mu Zexi taught Chu Yan some self-defense moves, not to mention, he is really decent.
"Hmph, I've practiced it!!"
"Come on, I still know how many pounds and taels you have, my aunt and grandmother. However, speaking of which, Xie Wei, that girl, when she met a woman like you, she dared to rob a man with you? I don't know if I'm ready to die a few times. β
Die a few times -
Chu Yan suddenly almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of blood, is she so cruel? Can you still be alive if you die? So Chu Yan said helplessly: "Master, how can I be such a rude person?" The master has always persuaded people with reason and morality, and never took the initiative to do it. β
"That's right." Xiao Xiaoxiao glanced at Chu Yan and added: "You only take the initiative to move your mouth, and after others do it, you are not a human being!" β
This is really not wronged Chu Yan. Although Chu Yan is a little violent, she never takes the initiative to be violent, even if she is unhappy, she must first use verbal skills to make people start to do it, and then Miss Chu will tell him, if you dare to do it with the master, I will tell you what it is.
was debunked by Xiao Xiaoxiao's words, Chu Yan didn't twist, and directly told Xiao Xiaoxiao with her fists: What the hell are you telling the truth? ? Sir, am I that kind of person? Hum!!! I'm obviously that kind of person, sir!!
The two fists and feet faced each other, and as soon as the fish entered the yard, he saw this scene, hurriedly covered his mouth and turned around and ran.
"What are the fish going to do?"
Xiao Xiaoxiao punched, but he didn't forget to care about the surrounding situation, and when he saw that the fish was gone, he couldn't help but ask in confusion.
Chu Yan raised her eyebrows, and said indifferently: "I'm going to prepare the bruise medicine for you." β
It's not a good habit to tell lies, Chu Yan, as the master of the fish, naturally knows why the fish turned around and ran. There are only two reasons: First, to prepare bruise medicine for Xiao Xiaoxiao. Second, let people be ready to ask for a doctor at any time.
One is a minor injury, and the other is to prevent being beaten by oneself - sure enough, the one who knows Chu Yan is none other than Yu'er.
But for Xiao Xiaoxiao, these words are just farts! Is she the kind of person who would get hurt? I have never been injured in a fight with wild dogs since I was a child!!
"That little cousin Mu Zexi is said to have left on her own?"
As they fought, the two of them slowed down, like a slow-motion movie. It happened to be a hot day, and Chu Yan didn't want to make too much trouble, and she was sweating profusely.
Hearing Xiao Xiaoxiao ask, he replied with a smile: "What, do you want to kidnap her and go back to you as a sister-in-law?" β
"Gotcha!! My aunt and grandmother would rather my eldest brother be a single person than her to be my sister-in-law!! β
After that, Xiao Xiaoxiao twisted her brows and asked suspiciously: "It's strange to say this time, it stands to reason that the queen mother will not agree to let the daughter of the Xie family fight for a married man." And that person is still Xie Wei, the current daughter of Xie Fu. β
Chu Yan had thought about this question, but there was no answer. Hearing Xiao Xiaoxiao ask this, he smiled: "My aunt loves her niece, what's wrong." β
Since Xie Wei likes it, if the queen loves Xie Wei, she will naturally help her. Chu Yan has never forgotten the queen's very loving and weak look, in fact, she was very surprised that such a weak and loving woman could stand in the harem for so many years. Even if the emperor is favored, how much do you have to be favored to do this? What's more, there are other concubines who have children.
"But I know a little bit about it. Mu Zexi was good this time, and he even threw Xie Wei out regardless of hitting the queen's face. Although Mu Yuanqi's kid looked a little nonsense, he also took the responsibility on himself smoothly to prevent Mu Zexi from hurting his feelings because of this. β
"Hey Xiao Xiaoxiao, did you eat walnuts when you came here today?"
Why is this guy suddenly so bright in his head??
Xiao Xiaoxiao naturally couldn't digest this, so he stopped his movements and asked suspiciously, "What walnuts to eat?" Grandma, I ate pig brains at noon!! β
Groove !! Pig brain !!! Sure enough, if you are missing, you should make up for it!! Chu Yan glanced at Xiao Xiaoxiao with admiration, and sighed very emotionally, "No wonder, no wonder." β
"Grandma heard that you have a good flying knife, I haven't seen this thing yet, why don't you let me open my eyes?"
It seems that he is not satisfied with the current style of play, as soon as Xiao Xiaoxiao said this, Chu Yan immediately agreed. As a result, it has changed from a simple bare-handed duel to a cold weapon duel.
"Xiao Xiao, you can take it easy, there's no shame in losing."
"Fart! My aunt and grandmother beat Xie Yao to the point where she had a broken arm and a broken leg, how could she lose to you? β
Missing an arm or a broken leg? Well, I really wronged Xie Yao.
After the palace banquet that day, Chu Yan never saw Xiao Xiaoxiao take the initiative to mention Xie Yao in front of her. Maybe for Xiao Xiaoxiao, some things are more comfortable to press in the bottom of his heart than to release them.
I never thought about it, but Chu Yan said disdainfully: "Xie Yao's ability, no longer under Xiao Changyi, how can he lose to you?" β
There are some things that don't be picky. It's like a layer of window paper, don't puncture it.
But Chu Yan forgot that Xiao Xiao didn't know some things, but the son of the Lin family was always the knot in her heart.
Hearing this, Xiao Xiao's skills were stunned, and one didn't pay attention, but he was grazed by a dart on his arm, and he immediately bled out.
"Xiao Xiao !!"
Chu Yan was startled, hurriedly put away her things, and went over to check Xiao Xiaoxiao's injuries. She had no intention of hurting people, this kind of dart could easily be dodged with Xiao Xiaoxiao's ability, but she was sluggish for two seconds.
Xiao Xiaoxiao's face was a little pale, and he lost his mind in a daze, raised his head and muttered, "Yes, how could he lose to me." β
This tone was a little sarcastic, and there seemed to be some different emotions in it, Chu Yan didn't have the heart to listen to Xiao Xiaoxiao say more, so she hurriedly took out a white silk silk from her arms and tied it to Xiao Xiaoxiao. You said, this is a bleeding mouth, if it were another woman, it would have been called out a long time ago, and only Xiao Xiaoxiao could still keep his face changing, just like saying: Isn't it just a mouth? Big fart!!
"Someone come, pass on the imperial doctor."
The bad guy was also hurt by Chu Yan, and the guilt was naturally there. It's just that Chu Yan doesn't understand, how did a woman like Xiao Xiaoxiao, who has an over-the-top plot, become so twisted? Is this melancholy little look supposed to be on her face?
"No need."
As soon as she heard that Chu Yan was going to be the imperial doctor, Xiao Xiaoxiao stopped her, coughed dryly, and said: "The cats and dogs in my house were injured, and I bandaged them directly, and this injury can still kill me." β
A cat and a dog β
Chu Yan sighed helplessly and said, "Xiao Xiao, you are really good, you even use a cat and a dog as an analogyββΒ·"
"Okay, my aunt and grandmother were supposed to come to ask you about something today, but you owe too much, and I want to fight with you as soon as we meet."
Xiao Xiaoxiao smiled casually, saw the hanging chair at a glance, his eyes lit up, and he rushed directly towards the hanging chair.
"What are you asking?"
"Grandma wants to ask you - my eldest brother, is there really no hope?"
"Xiao Xiao-let's, can you change the topic?"
"Good!! Then let me ask you, is there any hope for my eldest brother? β
"Forget it, you'd better ask the first question. Xiao Changyi will find his daughter-in-law, don't worryββΒ·"
ββΒ·