At 6 o'clock in the afternoon, in order to prove that I was very powerful below, I ordered fried noodles for myself to eat, and then sat in the living room with Erlang's legs crossed, waiting for the five tigers of the criminal department to deliver Shu Zhe to my door.

I was originally worried that Shu Zhe would cry and make a fuss, struggle indiscriminately, and make a lot of noise with the five tigers of the Criminal Department, which would make the neighbors suspicious, but I didn't expect that when Xing Xing came to knock on my door, I saw Shu Zhe behind him covered by a sportswear, paralyzed, supported by two people, quieter than dead.

A total of six people were welcomed into the room, and the narrow living room was suddenly full, and I took a closer look at Shu Zhe and couldn't help frowning.

Shu Zhe fainted at all! Although I couldn't see any external injuries, my face was pale and my limbs were cold! And how did his shorts get wet? There was also a strange smell wafting through the air......

Xing Xing scratched the back of his head and said to me:

"Brother Ye, I listened to your words, after tying him to the car, I scared him a little along the way, but I didn't expect this kid to be scared, not fainting, and peeing his pants......"

Damn, did you scare Shu Zhe into peeing! Don't be so powerful! What kind of lie did you tell him?

According to Xingxing's confession, after he suddenly dragged Shu Zhe into the Mercedes-Benz, he immediately closed the door, instructed his brothers to press Shu Zhe on the back seat, and put a thick black blindfold on Shu Zhe.

Of course, Shu Zhe trembled and asked them who they were and what they were going to do to arrest him, and Xingxing remembered my instructions and began to make up a special compilation.

"We are the Hong Kong triad! I'm here to kill you today! ”

I am quite satisfied with the first sentence, under the divine light of the proletariat, only Hong Kong and Taiwan have the remnants of the underworld, so it is at least logical.

"For, weishenme!" Shu Zhe, whose eyes were blindfolded and his hands were restrained, asked with a crying voice.

"For ...... weishenme？ The five tigers of the criminal department stared at each other, and zuihou still slapped his thigh:

"Because you annoyed Brother Ye Lin! As a military advisor, you want to betray your eldest brother, you are going to Lord Yama by yourself! ”

Okay! The second sentence sold me!

Xing Xing was still afraid that the lie would not be made up, and said:

"Do you think Brother Ye Lin is an ordinary person? Brother Ye Lin is a senior cadre of the Hong Kong underworld......"

After thinking about it carefully, I felt that I was too young as a senior cadre, so I changed my words:

"Brother Ye Lin is a senior cadre of the Hong Kong underworld...... Son! ”

Nima turned my dad into the underworld! Also high-ranking cadres? Did you see my dad collecting protection money from Li Ka-shing?

The rhythm of the car engine and the noise of the five tigers of the criminal department, which could not be seen and could not move, caused a lot of psychological pressure on Shu Zhe.

"Yuan, it turns out that Brother Ye Lin's father is the underworld? No wonder I can't see people all day long, it turns out that I am busy with crimes! ”

Your dad is busy sinning! My dad is helping people make up textbooks, okay?

Xing Xing saw that the lie had an effect, and made it up even harder:

"Boy, you know what? Speaking of Ye Lin's eldest brother's father, Ye Man...... No, it's Ye Feihong (my dad doesn't call him that), but he's a tough guy on the underworld! ”

"That's right!" The second tiger among the five tigers of the Criminal Department picked up the stubble, "Mr. Ye Feihong is strong in martial arts, flying eaves and walls, fighting cattle across the mountains, and the brothers on the road do not admire him!" ”

The remaining three tigers also joined the discussion, and you and I said a word, and Ye Feihong said it as if it was the real thing.

"Mr. Ye's battle to smash the Lankou Dojo is a classic! Little Japan is dead! ”

"In my opinion, it's still enough to bloody the Octagonal Pavilion, and when I sprayed it with an Uzi submachine gun, there was only crying dad and shouting mother on the other side!"

"I heard that Mr. Ye is also very good at torture!"

"That's right! Like any stick tiger chair is trivial, at least it must start with a soldering iron to burn the eyes! Mr. Ye is ruthless enough! The head of the Yamaguchi-gumi's Umegawa Kuko was abused by Mr. Ye, and Zuihou willingly knelt down and drank pee! ”

"Compared with his father, Brother Ye Lin can be regarded as kind-hearted and kind-hearted!"

"Isn't it! Someone offended himself and actually wanted to give him a way to live - Mr. Ye Feihong was furious when he heard about this, and immediately sent us to sink you to the bottom of Dongshan Lake! ”

Hearing that the more the five tigers of the criminal department said, the more outrageous it became, Uncle Zhang, who was in charge of driving, couldn't help laughing.

Originally, Shu Zhe was still a little unconvinced, thinking that these students of the same age as him might be joking, but at this time, he suddenly heard the laughter of adults, and recalled that when he was forcibly kidnapped, the car driven by the other party seemed to be a three-row extended Mercedes-Benz, and it seemed illogical to spend so much money for joking.

In addition, the five tigers of the Criminal Department stopped running the train with their mouths full of mouths, and began to talk about all kinds of secrets in the gangster circle, such as who slept on whose horse, who was cut out of by whom, who was crippled by an earthen musket, and who couldn't get out of the bureau......

Don't look at the five tigers of the criminal department who are very unprofessional as gangsters, they are extremely good at gossip in the circle, and the bloody facts are one after another, and there is a terrifying atmosphere in the air. The more they talked, the more Shu Zhe believed that the five people around him were all murderers and villains, and his own life was about to be lost.

Shu Zhe, who was panicked, hurriedly begged:

"Heroes! Grandfathers! Spare your life! You guys...... You can do whatever I want! Don't kill me! I don't want to die yet! ”

Xing Xing spat at Shu Zhe's little white face.

"Now do you know you're wrong? It's late! Master Zhang, turn left at the next traffic light, drive the car to Dongshan Lake, let's sink him, and then find Brother Ye Lin to eat seafood! ”

In Xingxing's mouth, even Uncle Zhang, who was driving, was upgraded to Hall Master Zhang.

"Don't, don't sink me!" Shu Zhe screamed and struggled, but was held down by the people on both sides.

"You can't drown me!" Shu Zhe cried unexpectedly, "My sister will marry Brother Ye Lin as his wife in the future!" I'm his brother-in-law! You can't do that to me! ”

Xing Xing sneered, "Brother Ye is marrying a wife, not a brother-in-law, you won't delay their cave room if you die!" ”

Xing Erhu said: "This kid is really talking a lot of nonsense! Why don't you give him a shot before throwing it into the lake! ”

So he took out a pistol-shaped stainless steel lighter and aimed it at Shu Zhe's head.

was held against the hard and cold muzzle of the gun, and heard the "click" sound of pulling the trigger, Shu Zhe was shocked all over his body, and he fainted directly.

The lighter was not filled with gas, so there was no flame in the muzzle, but it was enough to make Shu Zhe unconscious and incontinent.

Leaving the hapless Uncle Zhang (the head of the position) to clean up the cushion, the five tigers of the criminal department put on a sportswear for Shu Zhe, pretended to be a drunken person, and carried him all the way up the stairs to my living room.

I was a little dissatisfied with how dirty Shu Zhe they had been, so I pointed to the bathroom and said:

"Take out two people, take off Shu Zhe's dirty clothes, wash him and then hand him over to me!"