Chapter 2087 Smoothly Enter the City
Gao Longzang originally complimented him, but he knew that he directly exchanged for a "vulgar" comment from Shi Jian Xian, which made people slightly stunned.
I only heard Shi Jian Xian shake his head and say: "Meet friends with poetry, let alone others." What kind of bastard deputy city lord, I really don't care. Listening to Xiaoyou's poems can also be described as a master, who knows that there is such a worldly vision. ”
Good guy, it's really an over-obsessed one. It seems that in the eyes of Shi Jianxian, the official position of "deputy city lord" is in vain, and only poetry is true love.
Gao Longzang immediately smiled and said: "People in the countryside are just afraid of offending the poets." ”
Lo and behold, this sycophant is tepid, but just right. Everyone else called this drunk ghost a poetry sword immortal, but Gao Longzang removed a sword character, after all, poetry and sword immortal only felt that poetry was one of his qiē.
Sure enough, Shi Jian Immortal was overjoyed: "Okay, good!" 'Poetry Immortal', this title is more to my liking, hahaha! ”
Gao Longzang has a black line, and if Li Bai, a poet and immortal in his heart, knows what to do, will he scold himself for being shameless.
And since he talked about poetry again, Shi Jianxian immediately recovered his state of poetry idiot, and said with great interest: "In the future, you and I will discuss each other with poetry and learn more." I was bound by mundane affairs in this jade capital, but I couldn't be separated, so Xiaoyou can often go around. ”
Good guy, you haven't done anything serious when you come to Penglai Island, did you make a poetry friend first? It really hurts. Moreover, Gao Longzang, a poet-blind character, is afraid that there will be a lot of pressure to communicate with this kind of poetry idiot.
But the dignified "deputy city lord" was invited, and Gao Longzang couldn't refuse too directly, so he sneered and said: "Thanks to Shixian's kindness, but ...... Even the yellow book was lost, and he couldn't enter this jade capital. And I was going to go to the other side of Hengduan Mountain, and I'm afraid I don't have to go to this jade capital. ”
If you clearly say that you have to enter Yujing City, and you say that you don't have a yellow book, you are afraid that the other party will be suspicious. Therefore, Gao Longzang took retreat as advance, and simply said that he had no intention of going to Yujing City, but on the contrary, he didn't care about Shi Jian Xian.
Sure enough, Shi Jianxian shook his head and smiled: "It's just a yellow book, what's so difficult about this, can those vulgar martial artists who defend the city stop me?" I see that there is no urgency for Xiaoyou, so it is better to go back with me to live for a few days, and then I should treat each other with a hundred years of aging! ”
100-year-old ...... It is estimated that only in a place like Penglai Island, which has a long lifespan, can there be such a good thing. Because as far as Gao Longzang knows, the life expectancy of the people of Penglai Island is very good, and ordinary people have a lifespan of more than 100 years if they do not have misfortunes. And when he reached the realm of real people, Shou Yuan was fifty years longer and reached one hundred and fifty years old; In the realm of true immortals, Shou Yuan is even more chasing two hundred years old!
Of course, if you eat enough longevity peaches, then Shouyuan will naturally increase by thirty years, which is even more remarkable.
Anyway, anyway, now that the deputy city lord of Yujing City has been directly invited, Gao Longzang will have no trouble entering Yujing City. In fact, the guards guarding the city may not be suspicious when they see Gao Longzang and Shi Jian Immortal together. After all, in the impression of the city guards, the "domestic homeless people" should be the kind of guy in strange costumes, not the standard Penglai indigenous image of Gao Longzang.
While walking, they talked happily, and before they knew it, they all arrived in front of Yujing City. It's just that what makes Gao Longzang have a headache is that the poetry and sword fairy are not finished yet, and he even asked for a good sentence again: "Xiaoyou just chanted poetry casually, and his thinking is like a spring, I don't know if I can chant two more sentences of sunset poetry?" ”
me, you really think I'm a member of the Poetry Society? Gao Longzang was a little big, but he pretended to shake his head, racking his brains to think of a song that was relatively in line with the vision, and chanted in a matter-of-fact manner:
"The high city is full of sunset, what do you want to do. The sauchers are in the twilight, and the road for tourists is long. ”
Shi Jianxian's eyes flashed, and he applauded: "Oh, it's really a genius to rush it, admire and admire!" Although it seems to be poetic, it is still a high-quality sentence! ”
"The poet is overrated......" Gao Longzang was speechless, and his heart was originally four sentences, but the last two sentences did not fit the scene in front of him, so Lao Tzu deliberately cut it off. As a result, you actually came directly to the sentence "poetic blockage", which is ruthless enough.
Of course, Gao Longzang also felt a little big, and once he entered the Jade Capital City, he really had to keep a certain distance from this old poet. Because staying with such a guy, it's too easy to have an accident, and you let yourself chant poetry at every turn, but Lao Tzu only has a few drops of ink in his stomach, and he can't be forced to death by you.
However, Shi Jian Immortal became more and more convinced that Gao Longzang was really a genius poet! Nonsense, cheating and cheating here with famous poems accumulated over thousands of years, even two fools have to be called geniuses.
From this, the two of them arrived at the city gate. Seeing that the poetry sword fairy was coming, the guards guarding the city suddenly became solemn, and they were extremely respectful one by one!
Gao Longzang also heard Dongqi Gong briefly mention it, saying that it was true that this Shijian Immortal was an elegant person, but it was really amazing to really start drunkenness. Usually, these subordinates must be the most afraid of the Moon Shadow True Immortal, but once the Poetry Sword Immortal gets drunk, then he becomes the number one person that his subordinates fear the most.
The most terrible thing is that Shi Jianxian is often drunk, and he must be drunk for eight days out of ten days, which is this kind of strange character.
Even, it is said that after the poetry sword fairy got drunk, even the Moon Shadow True Immortal dared to contradict it, and the two even fought once. Although the Poetry Sword Immortal was abused by the Moon Shadow True Immortal, this courage was terrifying enough. Looking at the entire Jade Capital City, I am afraid that only the Poetry Sword Immortal can offend the Moon Shadow True Immortal and not die. There is no way, Shi Jian Xian's position was appointed by the top management of the Immortal Pavilion, although Moon Shadow True Immortal is the "main leader", but he is not qualified to directly convict Shi Jian Xian of the death penalty.
Therefore, once these people below see that Shi Jianxian is drunk, they will hide as far as they can.
"Welcome back to the city!" The guard in the lead said a respectful word, and then immediately retreated to the edge of the wall. In fact, he also muttered a little in his heart, who is this person next to the deputy city lord of the heart path. However, he did not dare to ask.
Well, the wine halo also has this benefit, which makes Gao Longzang's entry into the city extremely smooth.
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And once he entered the Jade Capital City, Gao Longzang's eyes suddenly widened, and his feelings became even more.
Because compared to the poverty and desolation outside, the interior of this Jade Capital City is simply super luxurious! The large and small palace buildings are endless, and the shops are lined up one after another, just like the style of a bustling metropolis!
"It seems that the entire property of Penglai Island has been looted into these cities." Gao Longzang sighed secretly, "The people outside are hungry and clothed, and the nobles inside are drunk and golden, and they are lustful...... Hey, the people of Penglai Island can really bear it. ”
Maybe it's not that they can bear it, it's just that they can't resist.