Chapter 1133: Life
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"Sister Haoting, why do I think that you seem to be very happy to be managed by your brother-in-law?"
At this time, Han Haoting couldn't help laughing, and said with a wry smile: "Most women are actually a little masochistic in love, that is, they want their men to control themselves. Pinshu.com "
"But if it's too much?" Tang Xuan, do you want to break up me and Han Haoting!?
Han Haoting shook her head and said, "These." When you fall in love and find a man who is truly worthy of your life, you will understand everything without me telling you this. ”
"Anyway, if there is a man who controls me like this, I don't think I can stand it. It's enough for me to have a dad, but I don't want to have another dad. Tang Xuan complained, and asked after a while: "Hey, Sister Haoting, I heard what you said just now that your male cat was in heat, when did you get a cat?" Didn't you say that Aunt Han wouldn't let you keep small animals at home? ”
Tang Xuan's words ignited the fuse at once, and Han Haoting said angrily: "If you don't say this, I forgot about it, I have to call my male cat!" ”
"Call!?" Tang Xuan was shocked!
Corn and I had already arrived at the hotel, and Corn had taken a bath, and I originally wanted to be cheeky enough to wash with her, but Corn expected me to be so cheeky. So after she entered the bathroom, she locked the door, and she said that I was emotional now, and it was not easy for us to be too close, so I didn't have anything to think about.
Damn, we both slept together before we confirmed our relationship, and now that we have established a relationship, you have to keep your distance from me, is there anything like you?
And after the corn bathed, I had to take a hot bath too. Said that I am not Iron Man, and I still have a stomachache yesterday, so I can't sweat without taking a hot bath. I had a cold today.
So I listened to her go to take a shower, and when I was taking a shower, I heard my mobile phone ringing, and Corn walked to the bathroom door and said, "Shi Xiaoren, your mobile phone." ”
"You pick it up for me, just say I'm taking a shower." In fact, I just want to express that our current relationship is intimate. My phone can be answered by her.
"Hey, Haoting."
"Who!?" When I heard the word "Haoting", I was so frightened that I dropped the shower head in my hand to the ground.
Corn does call Han Haoting Haoting, although she and Han Haoting have only met a few times, Haoting is always more comfortable to listen to than Han Haoting.
"He's taking a shower." After hearing this, I quickly opened the bathroom door, and when Corn saw the hoodoo on my body, she turned around in fright, and I took her mobile phone that she still had in her ear.
Then imagining Han Haoting's face in front of me, I said very flatteringly: "Hey, Haoting? What's wrong? ”
"Yo, weren't you still taking a shower just now? How can you wash it in a few seconds? Take a shower in broad daylight? Isn't it time to do something inappropriate for children later? Han Haoting's voice was yin and yang, and I said in my heart that she must have known something, otherwise it would be impossible to call at this time. Could it be that the matter between me and corn has gone viral on Weibo?
When facing Han Haoting, I have never dared to show off my IQ, she is not very easy to deceive, the key is that after she found out that I lied to her, she punished me, think about the day she helped me out with her hands four times, I was chrysanthemum.
"Uh... No, you listen to me explain to you, I just filmed the music video with corn, and... We both fell into the river, don't you think about taking a hot bath to prevent colds! ”
"Oh? Fell into the river? Comrade Shi Xiaoren, please be more accurate with what you said, did you fall into the river? Or did you jump into the river? ”
It's bad, Han Haoting asked like this, which means that she already knows everything.
I had no choice but to confess and be strict, and resist even more strictly: "Sister Han, since you know everything, then don't go around in circles with me, anyway, you can't beat me now, you can scold me at most two sentences, you scold, I'll listen." ”
"Oh, I'll go." Han Haoting laughed angrily at me and said, "Shi Xiaoren, are you now putting me in a posture where a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water?" Aren't you afraid that your mother will cut your little brother when you come back? ”
"Hey, hey, I'm afraid, of course I'm afraid, others say I don't believe it, if you say it, maybe one day your temper will come up, and you can really do it!"
"Well, it's good to know. Shi Xiaoren, now that even this big star has been taken care of by you, who is next? Can you tell me about it? Can I help you come up with an idea? ”
Although Han Haoting was not in front of me, I still patted my chest and said, "Sister Han, I promise that I will in the future..."
"Fart guaranteed! Can you believe your promises? Han Haoting interrupted me, and then said: "Okay, don't be hypocritical with the old lady, go back and prepare some cold medicine, don't really catch a cold, don't die of illness before you see the old lady, or who will the old lady torture?" ”
I smiled and said, "Sister Han, even if I die, I will die next to your pillow!" ”
"Hehe, it's really nice to say, I successfully confessed to corn today, can you toss with her? Corn is so thin, it can't stand your toss. ”
"Isn't my eldest sister Han so thin? Aren't we happy when we usually toss? ”
"Stupid!"
"......" Han Haoting hung up the phone and didn't give me a chance to fight back! Of course, even if she didn't hang up the phone, I wouldn't dare to fight back.
However, she hung up the phone, and I could be majestic, I thought that what I was doing just now must have been heard by the corn outside, so I said loudly: "Han Haoting, did I give you face?" ”
There was no movement outside, and after a few seconds, I said, "I'm telling you, you don't have to go on and on!" I'm saving face for you now, and you know what the consequences of provoking me upset! ”
"Kneeling washboard? Hehe, kneeling washboards are all light! Alright, I'm busy now, don't bother me! I'm telling you, don't think that's the end of it! I'll clean you up when I go back! ”
I listened to the movement outside the bathroom, I don't know if the corn is eavesdropping at the door of the bathroom now, hum, I think I must have established my prestige in front of the corn this time, I am not even "afraid" of Han Haoting, the corn should be able to distinguish the big and small kings, right?
And just when I was proud, the corn outside suddenly made a sound, which directly scared my liver to tremble: "Haoting, did you hear everything?" ”
Paralyzing! Did she hear it!? She's calling Han Haoting now!? I rushed to the door again and opened the bathroom door, but the picture in front of me made me instantly drop my face on the ground, Corn didn't have any communication tools in her hands at all, just stood at the door with her hands on her chest, I was acting, she was also acting...... This face was hit by her, and it hurt a little......
"Corn, you... You're yin! ”
Corn looked at me with disdain and said, "Can you blame me for yin?" Shi Xiaoren, how many brushes do you have, I don't know yet? In front of Han Haoting, you are a little uncomfortable! You still dare to pretend to be with me, do you think I am a fool? It's no fun to talk to yourself! ”
"......" is over, this forced pretending is too much of a failure!
...... With Huan's skills.
"Brother-in-law chased the corn?" After hanging up the phone, Tang Xuan said in shock.
"Well, you can go back and read Weibo." Han Haoting nodded.
"It's... I have to admit that my brother-in-law is really good at chasing girls. In my brother-in-law's circle of friends, I have seen several photos of women who appear most frequently, and each of them is like a flower. I originally thought that Sister Haoting was the most beautiful, but those women were on par with Sister Haoting. ”
"Really? I still think that Liu Yixue is the most beautiful. ”
Tang Xuan wanted to speak and stopped, how could she have seen this proud woman take the initiative to bow her head? Actually, I have never heard Han Haoting admit this, on the contrary, Han Haoting often asks me if she is the most beautiful, of course I have to say yes. I didn't expect that when I was not in front of her, she would admit that Liu Yixue was the most beautiful.
Tang Xuan still pursed his lips and said: "Alas, Sister Haoting, I think it, you see that although your brother-in-law is very good to you and obedient, but to be honest, my brother-in-law is still a little careful..."
Han Haoting looked at the video of me confessing to corn, and after hearing the sentence "The old cow eats tender grass", she laughed out loud, and then said lightly to Tang Xuan: "Life." ”
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