Chapter Twenty-Nine: What Are You Doing, Are You a Pig?
I suddenly laughed, Gai Nie was a little unable to hold back my laughter, slapped me on the head, and snorted angrily: "Jiang Beiyi you are sick, right?" ”
At that moment, the bathroom door was pushed open without warning, and a man stood there with an uncontrollable expression, and his hands were already eager to unfasten his pants, and the zipper was damp.
The three of us were stunned for a moment, I burst out laughing, and the man subconsciously grabbed his crotch, and then he pinched his legs and pointed at us, cocking his orchid finger: "You guys...... You guys...... How can you do such a disgusting thing in a public place? ”
He obviously misunderstood, but the posture between me and Gai Nie at that time was too ambiguous.
But just as I blushed, something even more surprising happened, and where the man stood, a puddle of liquid flowed down.
The sound was matched with his sissy and orchid fingers, and it was so lethal that I rolled to the ground with laughter.
Even Gai Nie couldn't help but laugh and squatted on the ground with laughter.
He smiled so much that he showed his white teeth, and I was in a trance for a while, and I couldn't help but think of Gui Chenxilai, and remembered that when we were together, he also loved to smile at me like this, comparable to the male model in a toothpaste advertisement.
Our laughter made the man who peed his pants completely angry, and he stomped his foot in shame and annoyance, said "You wait for me", and then turned around and ran.
His ghost crying wolf howl was immediately heard in the corridor: "Honey, someone bullied me, you don't care?" ”
I burst out laughing again, slapping the floor with laughter and tears streaming out of my eyes.
Gai Nie also smiled, I thought he was quite happy, who knew that this guy stood up slowly and looked at me: "Neurotic." ”
When I chased him out, he had already walked to the side of the car and looked a little weird walking.
I didn't dare to make a mistake, so I hurriedly caught up and made a look of hugging him, but I couldn't help but smile: "I'm sorry, that sissy is really funny, I really can't help it." ”
He shook me off, and he threw me on the car door because I was so hard that he threw me on the door.
It hurt, but I didn't dare to complain, so I just stood there and watched him.
The driver had already opened the car door, and Gai Nie spoke in a very angry tone, asking the driver to help him find the change of clothes in the trunk.
The driver, of course, had a discerning eye and hurriedly trotted to the trunk to bring over a sealed bag.
Gai Nie squinted at me: "What are you doing in a daze, are you a pig?" ”
I would come to my senses, quickly take the bag, and help him walk back.
Uncle Gu didn't know where he heard the wind, and trotted over to ask me what was wrong.
I didn't dare to tell the truth, so I had to lie and say that I accidentally got the tea on my pants.
Uncle Gu breathed a sigh of relief and pointed to the two-story small western-style building behind the pomegranate tree: "Your room has been kept, you take the guests to change it." It's time to start eating. ”
After Uncle Gu left, I didn't dare to make my own decisions, so I looked at Gai Nie and asked him if he was going with my eyes.
He weighed it, nodded in embarrassment, and then looked at the small western-style building with that disgusted look.
Naturally, I didn't bother to explain, I was wrong, and he was so cool.
As soon as I entered the room, I took the lead in opening the window to ventilate, and then went to the bathroom to see if there was hot water.
I sat on the couch while he was changing, and there were so many fond memories of me in this room, sometimes my dad went on a business trip and my grandma went to the country, and I lived here.
Gai Nie's voice came from the bathroom, and I got up and leaned over to the door to listen: "Jiang Beiyi, do you have a clean towel?" ”
I pouted, this guy must have a serious cleanliness habit, which is commonly known as "local tyrant stinky fart", obviously the towels inside are clean, and he really thinks of himself as an emperor?
I got a clean towel from the cupboard and was about to push the door open when it opened from the inside.