As usual, I still have to report to the head teacher. This is a new semester, I have risen from the first year of high school to the second year of high school, and I have come to the vocational college, which is the second year of secondary school. I looked inside, there were six or seven teachers in a room, there were men and women, and I didn't know which was my homeroom teacher, so I had to shout at the door first: "Report gào." The teachers inside all looked back at me with surprised eyes.

I feel very strange in my heart, do I look very scary, why do you look at me like this? After standing for a long time and no one spoke, I shouted again: "Report gào." A female teacher near the desk at the door said, "Come in." "When I went in, the teachers bowed their heads again, and no one paid any attention to me. I had to get close to the female teacher who had just let me in and said, "Hello teacher, I'm a student who just transferred from the second grade of secondary school, which one is my homeroom teacher?" This female teacher looks to be in her twenties, she seems to have just graduated from college, her face is still a little childish, she is wearing a white dress, the whole person looks very temperamental, and there is still some fragrance on her body.

The female teacher said, "Oh, you're here to find Teacher Gu, he just went out, you can wait a minute." ”

I just stood stupidly, not even knowing where to put my hands. In order to avoid embarrassment, I had no choice but to talk to this female teacher: "Teacher, why are you surprised when I shouted "Bao Bao Gào" just now? The female teacher looked up at me and showed a good smile: "Because no one has ever shouted to report to the students here, they just broke in." It's the first time we've seen a polite student like you. I touched my head: "Respect the teacher, it should be so." The female teacher shook her head: "This sentence works in other schools, but it is nonsense in vocational colleges." ”

To be honest, I'm quite speechless, and what's even more speechless is that these teachers are used to it. As he was talking, a man in a big vest and pants walked in, as strong as a buffalo, with a pair of slippers under his feet and a cigarette in his mouth, like a hooligan who had come out to mingle. The female teacher hurriedly said to me, "This is your homeroom teacher, Teacher Gu!" ”

I was just about to say hello to Bèi, but I saw that Teacher Gu was followed by two students. The two students, whose faces were covered in blood, seemed to have just had a fight, and followed him with their heads downcast. Teacher Gu sat on the office chair with his buttocks, put the objects in his hands on the desk, and made a "whoosh" sound, which turned out to be two bloody machetes!

"You two are awesome?!" Teacher Gu spit the cigarette in his mouth on the ground and scolded: "There was a fight on the first day of school, and the classroom was used as a bullring?!" Then he stood up and slapped each of them, and the sound of "pop" sounded crisply. The other teachers in the office turned a deaf ear, but the female teacher next to me showed an unbearable look, which showed that she was really the female teacher who had just been assigned. Both students lowered their heads, and it seemed that they were still quite afraid of this Teacher Gu. I also exhaled, there are still teachers who can calm the students, otherwise this vocational college will really become a den of bandits. Although, this teacher is also like a hooligan, maybe only the big hooligan can suppress the little hooligan. Teacher Gu scolded for a while, and the exit was extremely ugly swearing, and the two students also looked like dead pigs who were not afraid of boiling water, so no matter how much Teacher Gu scolded, he didn't say a word.

Teacher Gu finished scolding and said, "You two go back, and hand me a copy for inspection in the afternoon." Dare to fight in the classroom again, and see how I clean you two up! As soon as the two men were pardoned, they immediately left the office. Teacher Gu just breathed a sigh of relief, and as soon as I was about to pass, I heard the sound of beating and scolding coming from outside the door, obviously the two students had just gone out and fought again!

"I'm grass!" Teacher Gu jumped up, went out and dragged the two students back, slapped them four or five times respectively, and slapped their noses bloody. "Still fighting?!" Teacher Gu was indignant like a mad dog.

"No more fighting." The two students said honestly. But I looked really hanging, and I always felt that they could fight at any time.

"Don't go back to the classroom, get out of the office and stand outside!" Teacher Gu scolded. The two students obediently walked out of the office, and this time there was no more fighting. Teacher Gu sat in the office chair and gasped: "Fuck, the current students are getting more and more difficult to manage, I really don't understand what their heads are thinking." It's like when we were back, when a teacher had to treat a fart like a holy decree, and now students treat it like a fart no matter what the teacher says! ”

The teachers in the office all laughed, but the female teacher next to me shook her head slightly, looking helpless about this situation. I hurried up, walked up to Teacher Gu, and said politely, "Teacher Gu is good." Teacher Gu looked at me suspiciously: "Are you?" I said politely, "I'm a new student who transferred today, and I'm accidentally late. ”

"Oh." Teacher Gu picked up the student roster on the table and asked, "What's your name?" ”

"Wang Hao."

Originally, the office was quite noisy, but when the name was spoken, it suddenly fell silent. My eyes only looked at the roster in Mr. Gu's hand, but I could still feel the surprised gazes cast by other teachers, like a thorn in my back. The name "Wang Hao" seems to be very famous. But there are so many people called "Wang Hao", maybe ...... Can I pretend not to be that famous Wang Hao?

"Wang Hao." Teacher Gu's fingers twitched across the roster, and finally stopped at one of the lines. "I was expelled from Chenggao first, and then I was expelled from Beiqi, right?" Teacher Gu looked at me.

My heart hurt for a while, and it seems that I still can't hide it after all, after all, the file can't deceive people if you transfer schools.

"Yes, it's me." I can only pretend that nothing happened, after all, I have been through so many winds and waves.

The office was quieter, as if a pin had dropped on the floor. Even if I didn't have to deliberately turn my head, I knew that these teachers must be looking at me. Teacher Gu laughed: "Okay, awesome." United City High School and Vocational Institute bloodbathed Beiqi, you kid did it? And after the fact, it was unharmed? Now I have transferred to the vocational academy again, hehe, with Qiu Feng, Nie Yuanlong, and Yu Chengfei, it's not lively enough, our vocational academy is really a big god, it seems that there will be a bloody storm again! ”

Mr. Gu's words pierced my heart like spikes, and the extremely sarcastic and ridiculous words made me a little confused. It's just that I'm no longer the child who will show sadness on my face, so I have been calm and calm all the time, and I haven't shown any unusual expressions. And Teacher Gu was still talking endlessly, sarcastically mocking me in every way. My eyes were on the two bloody machetes on the table, and I resisted the intention of making a hole in his face.

"Teacher Gu!" The female teacher I had spoken to earlier suddenly said, "It's not too early, you should lead the new students to the classroom." Teacher Gu stopped talking, looked at the time and said, "Well, it's almost." I was late on the first day of school, and I really think of myself as an uncle? Come with me! Then he got up and walked towards the door.

I exhaled, thanking the female teacher for helping me out. Teacher Gu had already walked out the door and was talking to the two students standing outside the office. I also walked over and passed by the female teacher and said, "Thank you, teacher." The female teacher smiled sweetly again: "It's okay." I don't think you're a polite student, not like the crazy demon out there. After speaking, she covered her mouth violently and looked at me with some embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I'm not ......"

"It's okay." I laughed too. Although I didn't expect to be described like this from the outside, it didn't make me feel so unacceptable from the mouth of this female teacher. Demons are demons, and it's good to make others afraid of me.

The female teacher stroked the hair around her ears and said gently, "Go to the class and report!" ”

"Okay." I took a step outside and suddenly looked back again: "Teacher, can you know your name?" ”

"Absolutely." The female teacher nodded: "My name is Yuan Xiaoyi." Yuan Chonghuan's Yuan, the dawn of dawn, and the attachment of Yi. ”

"Yuan Xiaoyi." I chewed on the name, and then smiled again: "Teacher Yuan, what a beautiful name, as beautiful as yours!" Yuan Xiaoyi's face was slightly red, and she was even thinner than me, a student.

"Goodbye, Teacher Yuan." I waved my hand and walked out of the office.

At the door, Teacher Gu was still scolding the two students, and he was also sarcastic. I realized that this was his style of language, not that it was directed at me. When he saw me, he pointed at me and said, "You bastards, can you be like a human family?" He is the boss of the two schools of City High School and North Seven! ”

The two students looked at me in surprise, and then exhaled at the same time: "Wang Hao?!" ”

I don't know what to say, I'm really convinced of this Teacher Gu. Teacher Gu said: "Even if you mix it up like him, there is a bird? Didn't you get kicked by Chenggao and then kicked by Beiqi, and finally fell into the vocational academy helplessly?! ”

There's really no way to have such a teacher on the stall, I want to find a hole to get into. Teacher Gu obviously didn't enjoy it yet, scolding them for a while, and scolding me for a while.

Finally, when he finished scolding, he said, "Let's go, bunnies." "I went downstairs first.