Chapter 10: I want a divorce

After returning home, persuaded Xuebei and Xiao Hei to sleep. Xiao Hei's new bed is a bit special, it is a particularly noble three-legged tripod. This Ding once had a greedy mouth, drank some broth, who knew that it was hollow, the broth stained the inner walls in it, and it was not so thin to brush it, and finally Xiao Hei cleaned it with his tail.

Wanwan touched the head of the persuasion tablet, and covered Xiao Hei with a quilt, and then went to sleep with confidence. Pray again before falling asleep, that time will stop at this moment.

Maybe God really heard her prayers, and when she got off work the next day, Rong Jiao came to pick her up again, still riding her bicycle, still reminding her to wear gloves, or stopping in front of that small stall and eating sour soup mutton dumplings for two nights.

Wanwan felt very happy, and silently changed Xiao Hei to a new flavor of cat food.

When they got off work on the third day, Rong Mustard was still the same Rong Mustard, and the bicycle was still the same bicycle, but the owner of the stall probably thought that they were knowledgeable diners and gave them a plate of sweet garlic.

Wanwan feels that life is so good.

Day 4......

Day 5......

Day 6......

On the seventh day, Wanwan finally couldn't stand it anymore! Why do you have to eat that sour soup dumplings every day! It's true that she loves meat, but she can't eat it every day! Little Black's cat food also changes its flavor once a day. And she listened to the story of Gao Leng's boss and her first love three times!!

In order to make a strong momentum, he also specially picked up the wine bottle - sour soup dumplings and stacked a wine bottle in the corner.

Then Rong Jiao grabbed her hand quickly.

Hiss~ Wanwan almost kicked Rong Mustard away, why are his hands so cold!

The boss just regarded it as a little couple to show affection, turned his head and went to watch TV.

Rong Jie's face slowly approached, slowly approached, and her eyes widened every night, and she could smell the unique breath of Rong Jiao's body - it was the smell of the ocean.

It's strange, shouldn't the smell of He's Bi be the flavor of the spices that are special for insect and moisture resistance?

Rong Jia's hand covered Wanwan's hand, and the wine bottle in Wanwan's hand ...... Seems to be trembling?

??????

Wanwan's eyes were sharp, and I saw that one of the very neat beer bottles stacked in the corner of the wall on the opposite side seemed to be moving to the right at a speed of 0.2 centimeters per second.

Wanwan and Rong Jiao glanced at each other.

And the wine bottle they held together seemed to be alive, their necks shrunk, and they were about to flee with lightning speed, but they were caught by Wanwan.

Then, as if there was some kind of chemical reaction, the beer bottle began to bubble all over its body, and when the white bubbles were all gone, a super beautiful and super expensive jade bottle appeared.

"It's it, it's it, it's it......" Wanwan couldn't even finish talking.

"卣 (yΗ’u) A wine vessel from the Shang and Zhou dynasties, a pair, made of Hetian jasper." Rong Jiao looked at the sky helplessly, "I told you to read more." And you only have one in the museum! ”

Sweating wildly at night, the one in their hall is not a little different from the one in their hands!

The boss who sold the sour soup mutton dumplings still had his back to them, probably because there were flies, so he waved it casually.

"Hiccup~" The jade bottle burped, a mouthful of wine, and shouted, "Will enter the wine, don't stop the cup, and sing a song with you, please listen to it for me!" ”

Late Night: "......"

Rong Jie: "......"

Stray cat rummaging through garbage bins in the alley: "......"

It was caught, and the one in the corner didn't dare to move, squatting on the ground in a proper manner, like a little hooligan chained to a radiator by the police.

"I'm divorcing you!" The one that Wanwan grabbed suddenly came out with such a sentence.

What the fuck!!

The boss seems to be forcing himself not to look back and watch the young couple arguing - after all, as a traditional Chinese man, listening to the wall is a very bad thing.

Rong Jiao grabbed the handle of the other one and lifted it up to the small table.

The other one came with a more domineering sentence: "Why can't you think about it so much!" When I die, the money will be yours! ”

Wanwan took advantage of the ghostly light emitted by the TV screen, and saw that the boss who sold mutton dumplings trembled all over his body, and specially turned on the sound of the TV a little louder.

The TV is a nostalgic set, and the version of "Joking about Qianlong" played by Zheng Shaoqiu and Zhao Yazhi is broadcast.

This episode has ended, and the extremely mournful ending song is being broadcast, which is super in line with the current atmosphere.

"The mountains and rivers can't carry too much sorrow, and the years can't afford to wait too long. Spring flowers love to sway in the wind, and the yellow sand wants to bury the foolishness and resentment.

I am willing to be confused, and I tell who I have to do with what I have suffered.

Love so much that you can't love to get together until you have to disperse, and it becomes a dream after prosperity!

The sea never dries up! The sky can't see through ......."

When the wine bottle that was grabbed by Wanwan heard this, he began to cry, and the one that was being carried by Rong Ji swallowed the speech he was about to make.

The wine bottle cried extremely sadly, and Wanwan quickly pulled a few tissues, but when I thought about it, where to wipe it! It's not good if it rubs into someone's sensitive spot.

At that moment, there was a soft white light around the bottleβ€”yes, the kind of white light that only angels emit. It turned into a particularly cute little brother.

Wanwan's almost didn't faint, especially when she was still dragging her little brother's other hand with one hand.

In fact, this little brother is not particularly good-looking, but it makes people very happy after watching it.

"Thank you," the little brother wiped his tears with a tissue and said, "By the way, my name is Flower, because I have patterns carved all over my body." ”

The other bottle snorted, and black gas began to bubble from all around. It's the kind of black gas when the monster comes in "Journey to the West". A second later, it turned into a ...... A mediocre-looking girl.。

said that the appearance is mediocre, it is really mediocre, a round face, the eyes are quite big and round, and there are freckles on both sides of the nose. The numbness of his face is like the legendary dead house that stays at home.

"Her name is Mark." The flower wiped her tears and introduced herself to Mark.

Wanwan looked at the well-tailored suit on the flower, and then looked at Mark's blue hooded T-shirt, and asked weakly: "Did you watch a movie called "The Social Network" when you became a sperm? ”

Flower: "No. ”

MARK INTERJECTED HIS HAND AND SAID, "I TOOK THE IPAD AND LOOKED AT IT." ”

The flower seemed to be very broken: "I'm so stupid, I thought we were together every day, I thought I was the one who knew you the best!" As a result, I don't even know what movies you've seen! ”

Mark: "Calm down, dear. I know you're menopausal, but we now have a company in common! How can you always be so hysterical! ”

"I'm hysterical! I'm vexatious! That's why you kicked me out of the company?!! The flower turned her head and wiped her tears, "We're done, I'm going to get a divorce!" ”

Wanwan is now sure that the two of them must have seen the movie "The Social Network".

Ahem, no, that's not the point! The point is, how did they end up here?!!

Rong Jiao has said more than once that the machine spirits signed a treaty when they were just becoming sperm, saying that they could only wander around the museum, and they only went to Rong Jiao's house to give birth to children and see a doctor.

It's terrible to be a fine thing!

"I just want to have some drink! I'm so miserable! The flower covered her face and said, tears falling from her eyes. Crying late and night was heartbroken, but Mark, as his partner, ...... I'm actually playing a game!

Kicked this woman!! Wanwan rolled her eyes, this time she supported the man.

The flower was so sad that she cried and asked the shopkeeper to bring a bottle of Erguotou - in fact, he looked like he had drunk quite a lot.

Fortunately, the boss was not too surprised by the sudden appearance of two people - it is estimated that he has seen many people who have not slept in the middle of the night and come to drink two sips of wine and vomit bitterness, life is not easy, and he understands it very well.

Mark snatched the cup and took a sip first, and said categorically: "Divorce is impossible to divorce, just rely on marriage counseling to get by." ”

The flower cried and said, "Fuck you! ”

Wanwan and Rong Mustard helped their foreheads together.

"By the way, how do you know about wine? You are not allowed to drink alcohol in the museum. Wanwan asked the most unreliable question of the game. Rong Jiao, who was about to speak, directly put his face on the table.

Mark said while playing the game, "Oh, our distant relatives gave it." ”

Rong Jiao weakly began to popularize science: "A bronze beam was unearthed in Henan, and when the lid was opened, it was found that there were two kilograms of wine brewed in the Shang Dynasty - the entire cultural relics community was shocked at that time, to be honest." ”

Then he snatched the game console from Mark's hand and said very, very gently, "Now, let's talk about your company." ”

The flower suddenly woke up, subconsciously held Mark's hand, and swallowed with difficulty.