Duan Hongyu looked at the message content of the WeChat chat interface, and couldn't help but feel an urge to scold people in his heart.

What the hell is this trying to kill me?

"System News: Erlang God and Taishang Laojun have successfully traded!"

.....

"System News: Taishang Laojun and the God of Wealth have successfully traded!"

.....

"System News: The transaction between the God of Wealth and the Pure Altar Messenger is successful!"

.....

When Duan Hongyu saw the system news in this column, the whole person seemed to be poured with a basin of cold water, which was simply cold.

"Made! This system news is really fucking lacking! Duan Hongyu scolded secretly.

However, since it wasn't Taishang Laojun who came to urge the meal, then Duan Hongyu went to Taishang Laojun by himself, so wouldn't he be able to show his sincerity? Hey...

Find Taishang Laojun's WeChat, click on the chat interface, and send a message.

Duan Hongyu: Laojun, your meal has been prepared, and now it is convenient to receive the goods?

One minute...

Five minutes...

Ten minutes passed...

Waiting and waiting, Duan Hongyu actually fell asleep on the stove, and he slept for more than three hours.

Until the phone makes a buzzing vibrating sound.

"Holy! How did I fall asleep? Duan Hongyu got up instantly, stretched out his hands and rubbed his handsome face a few times, and muttered.

At this time, it was late at night, it was summer, and the sound of crickets and cicadas could be heard outside the window.

made Duan Hongyu, who was originally full of sleepiness, a little more energetic.

"Oh no, it can't be past mealtime, right?" Duan Hongyu clicked on WeChat with great apprehension, thinking nervously.

Sure enough, it was a message from Taishang Laojun!

"I wish there wasn't a mealtime!" Duan Hongyu prayed silently in his heart, and slowly opened his newly closed eyes.

Take a deep breath and open the chat interface with Taishang Laojun.

"Holy! me! Duan Hongyu scolded loudly.

The whole person jumped up directly, almost jumping into the big black cauldron on the stove, Duan Hongyu couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat...

Let's take a look at the chat interface.

Taishang Laojun: I just took a nap... (Innocent face)

And then another.

Taishang Laojun: Isn't this egg fried rice just made at night? It's just noon... (Confused face)

The last one.

Taishang Laojun: I didn't ask you to order food? (Spread your hands)

"Poof!"

After reading the news, Duan Hongyu almost spurted out another mouthful of blood...

"Isn't this a joke? I'm cooking in a hurry, but it's only noon in the heavenly realm? Duan Hongyu complained in his heart.

But there is no way to do it, who asked Duan Hongyu to cook without asking clearly, and he doesn't know the time in this heavenly realm.

This egg fried rice is fucking white!

There is a time difference between the celestial realm and the mortal realm, which seems to be normal...

Immediately, Duan Hongyu sent a message...

Duan Hongyu: Laojun, how to calculate the time difference between the mortal realm and the heavenly realm? (uncomfortable face)

After about a minute...

Taishang Laojun: How do I know, I don't know the time in the mortal world! (Innocent face)

This can make Duan Hongyu depressed, when he made egg fried rice for Lei Gong before, there was no such time difference!

What the hell is this trying to do?

Duan Hongyu: Then how can I cook for you on time in the future? (uncomfortable face)

Is! You Heavenly Realm Time Period and Mortal Realm Time Period, how much difference Duan Hongyu doesn't know, how to cook on time?

Could it be that I still have to do it on call?

After a while...

Taishang Laojun: What else can I do? When I ask you to do it, you can do it! (helpless face)

......

It really made Duan Hongyu guess!

Then I'm not going to be the personal chef of this group of immortals?

This is a huge loss, this is to add money drops...

Duan Hongyu pondered in his heart, saying that he had to add money even if he said anything, and he added money quietly, so that this group of immortals couldn't refuse to add money!

So, Duan Hongyu replied with a message.

Duan Hongyu: Laojun, can I trouble you with something? (Serious face)

Two minutes later...

Taishang Laojun: What is the reward? (Wicked laughs)

"Me! Depend on! Duan Hongyu directly opened his mouth and scolded.

This is too sinister! Made!

I haven't said anything yet, this old man is good, just ask him what kind of reward he will pay, I have to say, this group of immortals is a special group of Jian businessmen!

Duan Hongyu: You always want to hear what it is, right?

Taishang Laojun: There's no need to listen, as long as I don't let me die to show you... (smiles)

What kind of logic is this? That's amazing!

Duan Hongyu is convinced, why do you want to die to show me? Why do I think you're dying? See if you die can give me money, right?

Or just show me death? I'll let you beat up the Jade Emperor, are you willing? Even if you want to, can you fight it?

Duan Hongyu found that this Taishang Laojun is now a real skin!

However, Duan Hongyu didn't dare to talk to Taishang Laojun about these words, just complain about it himself.

So, Duan Hongyu replied.

Duan Hongyu: Help me post an announcement in the group, saying that prices are soaring now, and the price of egg fried rice will increase from now on! The exact amount of money it has risen is still under further discussion...

Waited a minute or so...

Taishang Laojun: The price has risen...... (surprised face)

Taishang Laojun: Okay! No problem! Remuneration? (Wicked laughs)

"This old man, there is really no one..."Duan Hongyu muttered quietly.

Duan Hongyu: Add an egg fried rice?

Taishang Laojun directly replied with a dynamic gesture of "no".

Duan Hongyu: Two copies?

Taishang Laojun directly replied with a "no" dynamic gesture.

......

Suddenly, Duan Hongyu was angry!

Made!

Two servings of egg fried rice isn't enough? Enough fucking greed!

"Made! If it weren't for Lao Tzu's inability to make an announcement in the group, he wouldn't have let you take advantage of it so easily! Duan Hongyu scolded in his heart.

Thereupon.

Duan Hongyu: You say, what kind of reward do you want? (Smiling face)

At this moment, Duan Hongyu refused in his heart!

Taishang Laojun returns in seconds!

Taishang Laojun: Is there any soup? Egg fried rice without soup, too dry... (Innocent face)

Belch...

Want a soup? It's that simple?

This Hongyu is a bit of a villain's heart...

The remuneration offered by this old man is not high...

Duan Hongyu blushed and couldn't help but say, "This is a little embarrassing..."

The old man just asked for a bowl of soup...

Thereupon.

Duan Hongyu: That's no problem! In the future, you will always order takeout from me, and you will be given a bowl of soup for free for each serving. (OK Dynamic Gestures)

It seems that Duan Hongyu also feels a little sorry for being too old...

Taishang Laojun: Excellent! (Smiley)

Then another message was added.

Taishang Laojun: I'll go to the group and make an announcement to you in a while!

At this time, the two of them thought at the same time: make a big profit!

Duan Hongyu just gave Taishang Laojun a soup, and he earned the announcement in the group!

And Taishang Laojun just made an announcement casually, and he earned free soup to drink in the future.

I have to say that the small abacus of the two people is quite fine!

It's called, win-win?!

So Duan Hongyu sent another message to Taishang Laojun.

Duan Hongyu: Happy cooperation! (smiles)

Taishang Laojun is back in seconds again!

Taishang Laojun: Of course, the cooperation is pleasant! (handshake dynamic gestures)

After putting away the mobile phone, Duan Hongyu put the egg fried rice in the pot and walked back.

It's still early for dinner in the Celestial Realm, and it's almost dawn.

Of course, Duan Hongyu can't wait until dawn, right?

What's more, so many things have happened in the past few days, and Duan Hongyu has not had a good rest.

About five minutes later.

Duan Hongyu walked into the house where he used to live, turned on the light, and glanced at it, the room was very clean, and it seemed that his mother had cleaned it often before.

Thinking of his mother, the corners of Duan Hongyu's mouth couldn't help but outline a perfect arc and laughed.

This time, his mother will not die, Duan Hongyu secretly swore that he would never let his mother have an accident in the future, anything!!

Even if Duan Hongyu has nothing one day, he does not lack the courage to start over!

In the future, I will definitely let my parents enjoy their old age in peace!

But for now.

"Duan Ergou, Wang Laocai, I, Duan Hongyu, swear, I will definitely make you pay a hundred times and a thousand times more ruthless!" Duan Hongyu's eyes lit up, and he secretly swore again in his heart.