Chapter 23: Mona Lisa

In view of the state of the snowy scene, Rong Jiao suggested that it would be better for her to live here for a while - living alone for a long time can easily induce mental illness. Uncle Monster agrees, because the snow scene with cold hands is especially suitable for squeezing cream.

"It's really hard for people to match their words with their actions." I ate a cookie at night, and tears flowed out, and I was immediately frozen into ice lumps.

"That's not all you were excited to donate all the money we had for a big meal to the orphanage!" Rong Jiao looked at the cookie crumbs at the corner of her mouth in disgust.

"I heard that Maxim next to the private garden has a super diao cake with a white chocolate shell on the outside, which looks like pearls. When eating, pour hot chocolate on top, the shell will melt, and the dark cake inside will be revealed. "Little stars sparkle in Wanwan's eyes.

"Whether it's black or white, it has nothing to do with you, we only have one choice for dinner, which is to go back to Chuck for dinner!" Rong Ji dusted the snow off his shoulders with his hands.

The grand banquet is over, and a group of little monsters are cleaning up the scene. If they're lucky, they'll be able to pick up bits and pieces that guests don't have left behind.

"Oh! I really hope that the golden house that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty gave to Chen Ajiao is still there! A goldfish with long legs said, "We'll make a deal!" ”

Chuck and Mona Lisa were still squatting in the small room in the afternoon to watch Lin Qingxia's "The East is Undefeated" together. It is said that the Mona Lisa is going to spend Christmas here tonight, and it is estimated that the two bigwigs have something important to discuss. As soon as he opened the door in the evening, he jumped behind Rong Mustard in fright.

"What is this, this, this?" Wan Wan trembled and pointed to the lump that was pasted on the wall.

The lump snarled at her, and it looked sticky and wet, and it smelled of seawater.

"Kraken, ukiyo-e from Japan." The Mona Lisa lit another cigar, and the lump on the wall seemed to twitch involuntarily when she saw her playing cigarette ashes, so much so that she wondered if the Mona Lisa had burned it with a cigarette butt.

"Oh, you're back. Christmas was a great day and we were sitting here chatting in the afternoon when this delicious food fell from the sky. Chuck came in with a raw knife in one hand and a tube of mustard in the other.

"Believe it or not, this octopus was sent by the boss of the Japanese underworld to take advantage of the opportunity to hack us to death - after all, it has more hands. It is clear that it does not know anything about our combat effectiveness. ”

Two little monsters dragged in with a large iron plate full of onions.

The Mona Lisa showed her classic smile: "Actually, I didn't stab it to death, I kept it for dissection to see the internal structure." ”

The lump on the wall visibly shuddered again. Obviously, it didn't investigate before it came, but Mona Lisa's father, Leonardo da Vinci, was actually a man of many talents, and he was also very good at human anatomy.

Wanwan soon understood why the Mona Lisa wanted to hide here - simply for the sake of purity.

"My sisters," Mona Lisa said, picking out a carved piece of ivory chocolate in the box, "I don't know if they're really biological." ”

Nodding her head in the evening: The Mona Lisa is the most frequently copied famous painting, and the news of the discovery of the "Mona Lisa Sister Edition Oil Painting" pops up at every turn. Since many of them were imitated by contemporaries of Leonardo da Vinci, it is particularly difficult to distinguish.

"But I think everyone is helpless, so I accepted them." Mona Lisa said as she sipped her coffee.

Wanwan's eyes were full of little stars: "Wow! What a big man's bearing! ”

"But here's the problem! They even found me a bunch of brothers-in-law! At this point, the Mona Lisa finally stopped laughing.

Wanwan wiped her tears with a tissue and said indignantly: "I understand you!" My cousin has found a handsome rich boyfriend! Every time the family dinner is celebrated, it is crazy to show affection. ”

Mona Lisa put her hand on her forehead: "What an empathetic child, oh, if only those sisters were so sensible as you!" I work hard all year round, and all I have to do at Christmas is to eat chocolate marshmallows over the fire! Why can't they understand me! I'm hundreds of years old, too! Every day when I wake up, every bone hurts! ”

That's when ......

"Your phone."

Chuck came over with an old-fashioned handset phone with a super weighty feel, and the Mona Lisa frowned slightly. After she answered, she just said a few helpless "ums". Then he hung up the phone.

"I've got to go back. Settle some chores. Mona Lisa tossed her fruit fudge into her mouth, "It's a shame that Christmas Eve is spent like this." ”

With that, she suddenly transforms into a huge pink leather tote bag with her head printed in the center.

It was clear that she had gone back to the Louvre.

Wanwan touched the logo below, and then said: "This is the new master model of LV family?" ”

Chuck loosened his shoulders: "That's right, it's ugly, isn't it?" ”

"I can still hear it!" The Mona Lisa on the bag suddenly spoke.

Chuck jumped back several centimeters in fright. The wine in the glass almost spilled on the carpet.

The Christmas atmosphere here is strong. A huge Christmas tree was erected in the center, flying around with small monsters pretending to be angels, several of them drunk. The table was full of roast chicken and pudding, served in delicate sterling silver plates, and the whole table was about to collapse.

That little meat worm probably didn't drink less, and it was crooked.

"Let it stay here, it's Christmas Eve, it's too boring to go back." Chuck said as he picked out desserts. A little monster had already sharpened his knife and waited for Chuck's order to dismantle the lump on the wall.

Rong Ji shrugged and didn't say anything more.

Chuck leaned forward slightly: "Oh, we need a special zone where the machine spirits can occasionally come out to drink coffee and buy things and have fun, I think the Fifth Avenue is really okay." Especially since there are so many little monsters here, they are so clever that everything will not be a problem. ”

Rong Jiao took a small sip of eggnog: "But you know what that means." It means the beginning of civilization in the machine spirit world. ”

Chuck stretched out his hands: "Oh! The beginning of civilization! You're too serious! It's just a place to have some fun. ”

"Do you have fun calling Tuo Yi Wu Nan tonight?" Rong Ji put down the wine glass, raised an eyebrow, and Wanwan and Chuck glanced at each other weakly.

In fact, there was no Tuo Yi Wu Nan tonight. But Chuck just wants to give Wanwan a special Christmas present......

Wanwan hopes that Chuck can be a little more gentleman and show the courage to quarrel with Rong Kei. Chuck personally assured her just now that the ones who came this time were all handsome guys freshly flown in from Italy, who wanted to have a face and a figure.

Unfortunately, Chuck quickly changed the subject. And said how could it be that tuo yi wu nan, 233333~

Wanwan OS: Cut, I've never seen you so cowardly!