Zhang Weidong flashed sideways, dodged the foreman's kick, and the bell of "Invisible Wings" suddenly sounded in his trouser pocket, paused, and said with a hippie smile: "Boss, don't make trouble, I'll answer the phone, I'll definitely finish your work in a while!" ”

"If you can't finish it today, roll the calf immediately, I can't afford to support an uncle like you!" The foreman looked at Zhang Weidong, gave a little face, pointed to his nose and said, dragged away him and snatched some paper from his hand by the way, glanced at the pit, and asked in a much softer tone: "Is it really as good as you say?" Is it really ventilated??! ”

"Brother, don't believe it, you squat, one word, cool!!"

"Go to the door and take the wind!" The foreman waved his hand and squatted on the pit.

And Zhang Weidong quickly walked out of the toilet, leaned against the wall, connected to the unfamiliar number, and asked, "Hey, who?" ”

"Is that Mr. Zhang Weidong?"

"yes, where are you?"

"Hello, I'm Shenyang CITIC Law Firm, my name is Zhou Jun!" The middle-aged man on the other end of the phone introduced himself.

"Law firms?? What are you looking for me? Zhang Weidong asked suspiciously.

"I have a fortune that needs to be negotiated with you about inheritance!"

"Dude, you're cheating, aren't you? You wait! Zhang Weidong paused, blinked his ignorant eyes, and quickly glanced at the phone, the time on it showed 47 seconds, and then Zhang Weidong continued: "I can still scold you for 12 seconds, you listen well, Nimal Gobi, X*&^^$%#$%#!!" ”

".......Hey, Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhang?!" Zhou Jun listened to the other party as if he was scolding himself, but he was out of his mouth, the sentences were extremely smooth, and the scolding was quite flowery, just like squatting in an Internet café in the middle of the night, squatting in an Internet café in the middle of the night, and scolding the little girls on the street in the chat room, it was not inferior at all, Zhou Jun tried to say two words out loud, but he didn't say it at all, 12 seconds passed, the phone was busy, and Zhang Weidong hung up directly.

", is it a tiger B, do you have a regular number, 888888 cheat the phone bill??" Zhou Jun sat in the office, scolded in a broken heart, helped his glasses, then paused, took out his mobile phone to Zhang Weidong's number, and sent his name by text message.

"You really don't know how many pits there are on your brother Zhang, and you still want to cheat me about the phone bill,!" Zhang Weidong took the phone, shook his head and scolded, and then said lonely: "I was born at the wrong time!" I don't have as much money as Gates, and the biggest reason is that when I was a child, my mother and I wanted to turn the pigsty into a garage, but she didn't do it, and she was short-sighted! ”

After the god finished chattering, Zhang Weidong was about to leave with small square steps, but then the phone rang again, he took out his mobile phone irritably, opened the text message and looked at it, and was stunned for a few seconds, and then the expression on his face changed greatly, and he pressed the call back button as fast as possible, and asked straight to the point: "Do you know my uncle??" ”

"Yes, I was entrusted by your uncle to help manage an inheritance, your uncle has changed a little in the past few days, I need to dock with you according to the will, and your mother has passed away, right!?" Zhou Jun pondered for a moment and asked.

Zhang Weidong was stunned for a moment, and continued to say quickly: "Yes, my mother has passed away!" Heritage?? My uncle is a big bastard, what inheritance does he have?? Also, what's wrong with him? ”

"This sentence or two sentences are not clear, you see that if it is convenient for you, it is best to come to Shenyang, let's talk about this matter in person!"

"How much is the inheritance?? If I want 12,000, I won't go, and I'm still sitting on more than 100! Zhang Weidong instinctively replied.

“……！” Zhou Jun was stunned for at least three minutes, and said with a fragmented expression: "The inheritance is worth a lot, at least the funds can exceed 100 million, and the specific amount has to be counted!" ”

"Buzz!"

Zhang Weidong's head roared, definitely stronger than drinking two boxes of fake wine, almost instantly, there was a phenomenon of fragmentation, a burst of pain came from the corner of his mouth, and he instinctively touched it with his hand, it turned out that his mouth was too open, and he accidentally grinned......

"More....more, more, more...less?"

"At least more than 100 million!"

"You didn't fool me??"

"When you come to Shenyang, you can see the original will, and there is the fairness of the notary office!"

"Do I have a heritage competitor then?" Zhang Weidong was silent for a long time, and asked abruptly.

After hearing this, Zhou Jun was stunned for a moment, a little unable to react, why can this tiger B boy still consider this problem, thought for a while, and replied with a light smile: "You inherit alone!" ”

"Okay, I'll go to Shenyang tomorrow, oh no, today, oh no, now, go to Shenyang immediately, you transfer the cash immediately, the location must be hidden!! Well, that's all! Zhang Weidong hung up the phone directly, jumped up more than a meter in the air, waved his arm vigorously, and shouted: "You are still poking Microsoft in your mother's B garage!" Having an uncle who mixes society is king!! What is it called?? This is called the great responsibility of the heavens, and the toilet must be squatted for three years!! Bitter to his mother's willingness! ”

"Bang Cha Cha! Collapse is just collapse!! Zhang Weidong took the phone, turned around excitedly in the same place, and turned around to walk to the shed, but just after taking two steps, his body suddenly stopped, turned around neatly, and plunged into the toilet.

"Boss, boss, what about pulling??" Zhang Weidong poked his neck, walked into the toilet, and asked shouting.

"There was indeed a problem with the pork last night, and as soon as the gate was opened, it was a little unbearable!" The foreman's face was flushed, he squatted in the pit, looked up at Zhang Weidong, and replied lightly.

"The butt is quite round!" Zhang Weidong smoked obliquely, looked at the foreman, and replied lightly.

", get to work, don't the calves here!" The foreman blinked and cursed irritably.

"I'll just pull it off, what are you doing!" Zhang Weidong said on tiptoe and bared his teeth.

"Get out, don't get shy!"

"Hehe, chief, come here, stick your face over, I'll tell you a secret!!" Zhang Weidong mysteriously lowered his head and hooked his fingers.

"What's wrong?" The foreman stepped forward with a little suspicious face.

"I'm the foot of number 42!!" Zhang Weidong shouted angrily, raised his big foot, kicked on the foreman's face roughly, and then picked up a nearly two-and-a-half-meter-long dung scoop with both hands, split it, and slapped it on the foreman's head.

"Weidong, don't make trouble, there's on there!!"

"Your mother, I'm willing to read, I'm willing to squat in the toilet!! Are you convinced! ”

"Little bitch, don't let me go!!" The foreman couldn't lift his pants, was fucked into a corner, covered his head, and scolded loudly.

"Still scolding!! Call out the Dancing Spoon Star-King! ”

"I call you Grandma B!"

"Sure enough, he's a tough guy, anti-dry!!" Zhang Weidong pursed his lips, paused slightly, and suddenly had an idea, and very disgustingly, he poked the head of the spoon down the other pit, stirred it vigorously, and scooped up half a spoonful of smelly feces.

The foreman blinked, looked at the yellow-black feces that were still dripping, swallowed his saliva, blinked and said, "Dancing Spoon Xingjun!" Let's stop making a fuss! ”

"Whoa!!"

As soon as the spoon flipped over, the contents poured down, Zhang Weidong threw away the handle, looked at the foreman and said: "Life has ups and downs, yesterday, today and tomorrow, you can talk about the past and the present, but don't talk about anyone's future, I don't have to be a cement worker all my life, and you don't have to be a foreman all my life, bully me?" Waiting for the day when I'm good, can I make you feel better?? Okay, don't get tired of tossing, keep, Sao Nian! ”

After speaking, Zhang Weidong walked out of the toilet with his back hand, and then he didn't take anything, and ran away.