It turns out that I underestimated Gonggong Cao.

Because the director of teaching was only blocked at the door of the classroom as a supervisor, and the people who checked were all members of the discipline inspection department of the student union, Cao Jingshen was given an opportunity.

I know what Cao Jingshen's schoolbag usually contains, such as handheld game consoles, video game magazines, Three Kingdoms Kill decks, H comics, Japanese actress photo magazines...... None of them were not contraband, not to mention that there were probably hidden photo's nude photos of the squad leader.

However, the discipline inspection committee member in charge of the inspection only stayed at Cao Jingshen's position for a while, glanced at Cao Jingshen's schoolbag, and then went to check on the next person.

Later, I learned that Cao Jingshen had been bribing the discipline inspection department of the student union for a long time, and the discipline inspection department was bribed by Cao Jingshen from the deputy minister down.

And the person in charge of checking when it comes to the end of the matter will also receive an extra red envelope from Cao Jingshen.

No wonder the shaved and dark-skinned discipline inspection committee member left Cao Jingshen's position, with one hand in his pocket, and he couldn't hide his joyful face.

borrowed a line from Liu Cixin in "The Three-Body Problem": "Black! It's dark! ”

But should I be happy? If Comrade Xiao Hei, a member of the discipline inspection committee, had not bent the law for bribes, a large number of nude photos of the squad leader would have been exposed in the class.

Although Cao Jingshen also sold a lot of it outside the home, most of the buyers would secretly take it home and not share it with others, which was much less harmful than being exposed in such a public place.

In particular, I can't ignore the fact that the dean, who is the owl aunt, is standing at the front door with a hideous face.

If she finds the squad leader's PS nude photos, she will definitely take them away as evidence, and will never destroy these photos because she has to consider the victim's feelings, and maybe ask the squad leader where did the original photos that Cao Jingshen used for PS get from!

All the troubles that could happen were dissipated by Cao Jingshen's dirty bribery methods.

If the class leader knew that the students would rot like this, he would be furious, right?

But if the student council is as upright as you, you will be greatly embarrassed because the photo is exposed in public!

Ah, sometimes life is so contradictory, and I must be old when I have begun to think seriously about this kind of problem......

Soon it was my turn to check my school bag, and it was Comrade Xiao Hei who was in charge of the inspection.

Since I didn't have any contraband in my bag, I threw it on the table with confidence and let him check it casually.

But Comrade Xiao Hei didn't move, not because I was Cao Jingshen's master, so he wanted to let me go, but because he was afraid of my notoriety in school.

Although Comrade Xiao Hei is already a third-grade student, he probably still remembers that when I was in the first year of junior high school, I had a fight with the former campus boss of No. 28 Middle School.

Although I didn't win, my tenacity left a deep impression on the previous boss, and he regarded me as his successor from now on.

Comrade Xiao Hei obviously doesn't want to step on my mine.

He was about to make a gesture to skip me, and he didn't want the squad leader Shusha to come over from the side.

It seems that the head teacher called the class leader over and said something, and when the class leader came back, he came straight to my side.

What a cunning you are, Dean of Teaching! Knowing that his discipline inspection committee members might not dare to offend me, he sent Shu Sha to deal with me, didn't he?

Comrade Xiao Hei and the squad leader gathered around my desk on the left and right, and this standing method alone made me very unhappy.

I feel that they are now all eagle dogs of the school, and they want to impose state tyranny on me, a toiling student.

Although Comrade Xiao Hei is a dog who bends the law for bribes, and the squad leader is a righteous and awe-inspiring eagle, the essence is slightly different, but it makes me angry the same.

I shoved my bag in front of them.

"Check it out, check it out early and leave school early. But I can warn you, there is a mousetrap in the bag, and I am not responsible for whose hand it catches! ”

Comrade Xiao Hei glanced at the squad leader on the right with a difficult face, and said in a low voice:

"Shu Sha, if we don't give Ye Lin some face, anyway, the teaching director can't see it from this angle......"

The squad leader frowned and scared back Xiao Hei's words.

"What face does he have? Why don't you check everyone's schoolbag? Is this fair to other students? ”

The three rhetorical questions made Comrade Xiao Hei embarrassed.

Next, the squad leader reached out and pulled the zipper of my schoolbag, and I was really not afraid that there was a mousetrap in it?

I suddenly wanted to tease the two eagle dogs for a while, but I knew it anyway, and I had no fear.

"Squad leader, I forgot to tell you that I also caught a dead mouse in my mousetrap!"

The squad leader had already put his hand into my school bag, and when he heard this, he retracted his hand like an electric shock, not only retracted his hand, but also made a serious retreat movement throughout his body.

It seems that he found himself out of proportion halfway, and the squad leader only took half a step back before he forcibly braked the conditioned reflex of his body, and stubbornly took another step forward, wanting to return to his original standing posture as naturally as possible.

This series of movements may have violated human body mechanics, and she tried so hard that her face turned red.

I will never forget this scene, her face was pale when she retreated, and her pupils wandered, a rare sight in the world.

Turns out you're afraid of mice? I have the same weakness as ordinary girls in unexpected places! After learning that you are afraid of rats, the majesty of your squad leader is gone in my heart!

Even Comrade Xiao Hei couldn't hold back his laughter and made a "poof" sound.

The squad leader's face was red and white, and he bit his lip with hatred.

"No matter what's in your bag, you take it out for me!"

The tone of annoyance and anger is quite rare, and it should really be photographed.

I put my hand into my schoolbag and took out a thick English-Chinese dictionary first.

Thrown on the table with a "bang", a lot of dust was shaken, and it looked very obvious in the sun.

Both the squad leader and Blackie covered their mouths and noses in case my dictionary was stained with the anthrax virus.

My mood at this moment is probably like a hawker who has been raided by the chengguan.

I took out another 16-page book of classical Chinese exercises and slammed it even harder on the table.

The dust was flying high, choking the squad leader and Xiao Hei straight coughing.

What do you think? Are there any contraband? You're satisfied this time!

I reached into my bag again and took a thick book and threw it on the table!

The book was so hard that I almost smashed the table in half.

Hum! Look! Look at it! Like the ones in your school bags, aren't they all teaching reference books! It's either this subject or that subject!

Anyway, which subject did I just take out? Why is the cover so black?

I looked closely, and on the black hard-shell paper cover were written a few words in gilded iron: "Bible-Old Testament".

Nima, how did I get this book out! Should this thing be counted as a literary masterpiece or an extracurricular book? It's strange that I'm a junior high school student carrying a Bible with me!

I immediately made a decision, and took out a copy of the junior high school political man education version from my schoolbag without changing my face, trying to quickly press on the Bible and fool around.

As a result, the squad leader did not rub the sand in his eyes, and copied the Bible.

She was also stunned when she saw the words "Bible" on the cover, but she thought that it was impossible for me to read the Bible so depraved, and that under the sacred appearance of this book, it might actually be a erotic novel.

Probably because of this thought, the squad leader handed the Bible to Comrade Xiao Hei, hoping that he could help check the contents.

Obviously he is in the third grade, and Comrade Xiaohei, a member of the student union who is not low in height, is like a miscellaneous person next to the class leader.

Comrade Xiao Hei flipped around with the Bible in his hand, and the more he flipped through it, the more confused his expression became.

"Why are these all traditional characters? Or vertical! I don't understand! ”

The squad leader snatched the book back from his hand with a "tsk", if it weren't for whether the other party was a third-grader or a member of the discipline inspection committee, he would definitely scold him for being "really useless", right?

I opened the pages of the book and looked at it myself, and the squad leader also had a confused expression.

"Why is it written all over the pages of 'gods' and 'demons'? Is this the real Bible? ”

Seeing the squad leader ask himself, Xiao Hei shook his head like a drum.

"I haven't read the Bible either, I don't know, Shusha, don't ask me ......"

The squad leader cut his gaze back to me again.

"Ye Lin, you carry this kind of book with you, do you want to spread the cult in the school!"

After being reminded by the squad leader, Xiao Hei made an expression of sudden realization:

"Yes, I heard that the cult organizations 'Almighty' God and 'Eastern Lightning' have been rampant recently! Could it be that Ye Lin ...... with them?"

I was very angry, these two court eagles and dogs did not learn and did not even read the Bible carefully, and even suspected that I was the leader of the cult.

Although Cao Jingshen called me the head of the sect and respected Edison Chen as the ancestor of his sect, there are only two people in our sect, and we have not cheated on food, drink, money, and sex, so how can we say that it is a cult?

So I argued with them:

"Don't look down on people, okay? This is the true Bible! The Old Testament, about who will die if they don't listen to God, is a beautiful and moving mythical story! Moreover, our constitution stipulates freedom of belief! Are you going to persecute me? If you persecute me, I will seek political asylum at the U.S. Embassy! ”

Actually, we don't have a U.S. embassy in this city, so I can go to Amy and look for freedom of faith.

But my generous statement clearly shocked them.

Xiao Hei felt that it was embarrassing for him to stop here for a long time, so he discussed with the class leader whether he could just forget it, anyway, the Bible was not explicitly listed as contraband by the school.

The class leader was not reconciled, but felt that there was really no reason to confiscate the book, so Zuihou had to put the Bible back on my desk.

I exaggerated holding the Bible to my chest, posing like a devout believer, and saying that no one could take away my faith.

The squad leader was so angry by my strange appearance that he couldn't help but sarcastically say:

"Do you really believe that there is a God?"

I nodded like a saint, and imitated the pastor in the movie who held out a hand and said in a sermon tone:

"Son, if you believe in the Lord with me, I will surely save your fallen soul......"

Yes! I was stepped on by the squad leader! Putting my whole weight on the top of my right foot! It's broken!

The squad leader stepped on me in front of the senior discipline inspection committee, and he acted as if nothing had happened.

Xiao Hei embarrassedly went to check on the next batch of classmates.

Before leaving, the squad leader warned me:

"You are not allowed to preach in your class, you Satan!"

Who is Satan, the Demon King? Your brother is the one who betrayed Jesus! I've been secretly protecting you all these days to keep you from being crucified!

You squad leader who doesn't distinguish between loyalty and treachery! If you are rude to me like this, I will not care about you!