Chapter 247: The Countryman's Advantage (Seeking Flowers)
The city baby who is used to going to the toilet on the toilet, how do you know how to make an open-air toilet. Even Lu Haitao didn't know what materials to prepare. So several people gave full play to the spirit of crankiness.
"Zhen Cheng asked us to prepare the materials, according to the shape of the toilet, I think we should prepare wooden boards, and then surround the shape of the toilet, and people sit on it!" Huang Shang meditated for a long time and said solemnly.
"That's what I thought, too, but there's no plank!" Yao Shen thought about it, the toilet should be like that, so he agreed.
"I don't think it's enough to use wooden planks, it's better to use stones or bricks to build the shape of the toilet, and muddy water can be simply made of local materials!" Zhu Xiaodong raised a different opinion.
"I think it's better to plank, you see so many trees, just cut them down and process them!" Huang Shang insisted.
"Then let's vote, argue for a while, Zhen Cheng is out!" Lu Haitao thought that many things today were solved by Zhen Cheng, and his own guide couldn't help with anything, and his face was hot.
Zuihou voted four for the plank and two for the muddy water, and Huang Shang won the competition!
"But this only solves the problem of sitting, the bathroom has a room and a door. We can't just put a toilet in the open air, can we? Huang Shang was not carried away by the success and continued to ask questions.
"That's not simple, just take a mat and form a U-shape, let's go cut down trees and process wood, otherwise we won't do it yet when Zhen Cheng comes out!" Yao Shen gave each of the kitchen knives bought on the dock.
"Okay, then let's hold on tightly!" Lu Haitao saw that the sky had darkened, but now he hadn't eaten anything, so he hurriedly and anxiously urged.
"Well, brothers, work hard to be a great toilet worker!" Huang Shang rushed into the forest with a kitchen knife.
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"Zhen Cheng, I still can't figure out how to build that toilet, you can tell me, where is the water source to flush the toilet!" Xiong Ge followed Zhen Cheng out of the room and asked.
"It's no wonder that some articles say we're the Beat Generation, and that's true. After living in fine clothes and food for a long time, the ability to survive in the wild is close to zero. When you travel to the countryside, you don't live in the countryman's house, but hide in the most haode hotel in the countryside to blow the air conditioner, and it is called the countryside to experience life, which is really *** self-deception! Zhen Cheng held a bundle of rope the thickness of his little thumb in his hand. I have already seen Huang Shang sweating like rain, and the direction suitable for the toilet that he found is there.
"What's the solution, I'm born like this!" When he arrived on this remote island, Xiong Ge found that it was good to have Zhen Cheng as a classmate, otherwise he might really be starved to death, thirsty to death, and suffocated!
"Guess what's this group of foodies doing?" Seeing Huang Shang sweating like rain and working hard to cut the garden trees into planks that were flattened on both sides, Zhen Cheng asked with a smile.
"Make a plank, you can only do it yourself without a compression board, do you have a good idea?" Xiong Ge had similar thoughts in his mind to Huang Shang.
"Okay, everybody stop. You Huang Shang and a few people are covered with sweat, and until now, not a single ideal plank has sat out! Hearing Zhen Cheng say this, he was relieved and at the same time, his eyes were full of doubts.
"Then what we have is useless?" Huang Shang reluctantly asked Zhen Cheng with the wooden board that was about to take shape.
"It's useful, it's not useless. Six pieces in your hands is enough! Zhen Cheng replied with a smile.
"That's good, everyone hurry up and do it according to Zhen Cheng's instructions. I'm going to see the stove set up, and I'm going to have dinner to be solved! When Lu Haitao saw Zhen Cheng coming, he didn't care if he was embarrassed or not, he stuffed the kitchen knife to Xiong Ge, turned around and ran.
"His image is removed from my idol dictionary!" Xiong Ge sighed faintly with a kitchen knife.
Maybe it was easy to cut down trees, maybe it was Zhen Cheng's arrival that strengthened the confidence of the brothers, and in the blink of an eye, more than a dozen trees with calf thickness fell to the ground.
"You foodies, you can't be creative, and you have a powerful destructive power!" Looking at the trees all over the ground, Zhen Cheng smiled and took the kitchen knife in Huang Shang's hand.
"You guys rest for a while, I'll build the prototype first!" Zhen Cheng saw that Huang Shang's delicate white hands were red, and he commanded with concern.
Zhen Cheng walked to the crack that he had identified in advance, removed all the trees, and cleared the undulating ground of the high ground to a size of 15 square meters. Then I started repairing the trees and making toilets as quickly as I could.
Zhen Cheng made two rectangles three meters long and one and a half meters wide. In the middle of each rectangle are two wrist-thick wooden sticks evenly tied. Then tie the planks we sharpened longitudinally and rectangularly parallel to the two horizontal logs, the width is just the width of an adult man's shoulders......" Huang Shang saw that Zhen Cheng's speed was fast, and the rope tied was as strong as wire, while looking at it, he explained, and then looked at the cracks in the ground, and several people blushed and understood how stupid their idea was just now!
"Come, put the two rectangular wide sides together with a distance of 20 centimeters in between!" Zhen Cheng sweated and beckoned his brother to come over to help. Sometimes instead of hitting friends with your strengths and strengths, you should learn to share success and happiness so that you will have more followers.
"I see, you crack the ground into the sewer and drain the feces directly into the ground, so it's clean and smellless; The two toilets are placed longitudinally opposite each other, which can enhance stability after isolation, and there is a 20 cm isolation in the middle suitable for shielding and bundling, which is good, perfect! Xiong Ge said with a smile.
"Actually, you haven't seen a simple toilet in the countryside, and if you do, it's easy to understand. This fissure is a natural toilet pit, so I adapted it to local conditions. The rest of the work is to besiege the city in a U-shape, and arrange the perimeter of this rectangle one by one with the small trees that have been cut down, and cut off the branches facing the inside, leaving the branches on the outside, so as to prevent the peeping eyes of Yao Shen and his ilk......"
"Damn, Zhen Cheng" On the top of this toilet, after making a shed with trees inclined at 30 degrees, go get some plastic or mat and tie it to it, this brother will suffer a lot! Zhen Cheng worked for half an hour, and when he saw that several people already knew how to do it, he said lazily.
"Don't worry, we will build it into the most perfect simple toilet in history, you go and see Brother Tao, I guess he is in trouble again!" Xiong Ge saw smoke rising from the ancestral house, but he didn't smell the smell of food, only heard the coughing of his classmates. I can't help by myself, so let Zhen Cheng guide you.
"Well, then you guys are busy!" Zhen Cheng looked at the direction of the wind, and then looked at the stove they built to know where the problem was. And there are enough people here on the side, and there is no point in being here, so I walked to the ancestral house!
"That's life! That's what the people who have been in the city for a long time don't have. This activity in the department is actually a practice to exercise our ability to survive. But they didn't give us any information or survival skills, and if we had just envisioned it, we would have to crouch in the wilderness to go to the toilet! Huang Shang looked at Zhen Cheng's back and said with deep feelings.
"Therefore, our people will become officials and leaders in the future, and we really have to eat and live with the people, so that we can truly seek truth from facts! Back then, he was a country baby, and Chiang Kai-shek was like us city babies. And the environment of such an era is suitable for guerrilla warfare, and in the case of poverty and whiteness, it is clear who has the ability to survive! "Zhu Xiaodong likes history, so he is smiling and giggling, but it is really in line with today's reality.
"In the future, during the winter and summer vacations, if the school does not arrange it, I will travel to these places. What West Lake, Zhangjiajie, I don't know how many times I will go in the future! Yao Shen smiled and looked at the toilet that was about to be built.
How much a person has achieved in his life may be a small thing, and a few years later, when a number of people sit together, they still recall the most awesome artificial simple toilet in history. Because it was jointly built by seven high-ranking officials above the bureau level, and even because of Zhen Cheng's reasons and identity, Ninggang Village also attracted the attention of developers because of such a toilet!
The students of the Department of Management and Economics have a wide range of readings. If the toilet is like, some film and television works deliberately avoid it; So what is the stove like, everyone has seen it in some anti-Japanese films.
There is no electricity or natural gas on the mountain, so the classmates bought a few large iron pots and prepared to cook and experience life by themselves, because in this way they can achieve the purpose of practice.
Because there are many people, the classmates made six stoves with stones, which are very strong and neat, but I don't know that when Weishenme makes a fire to cook, even if the wood is very dry, it still burns very slowly, and the smoke inside comes out and blows directly to the students who are cooking.
"Seal the opening of the stove now, and open the stove in the opposite direction!" Zhen Cheng stepped forward and smiled, "Can this work?" Have you got that toilet ready? Lu Haitao hesitated at first, and when he saw that it was Zhen Cheng, he asked a little surprised and disbelieving.
"Yes, the inlet of the stove should follow the direction of the wind, so that it can be fueled by natural wind. And the chef doesn't have to suffer from the smoke when he stands there! The toilet will be ready for another 20 minutes! Zhen Cheng simply explained the reason and said with a smile.
"yes, that's stupid!" The student in charge of the stove was puzzled at first, but as soon as he heard Zhen Cheng's explanation, he immediately understood. The stoves in the TV series are all indoors, every household has a chimney, and the stove built by yourself is outdoors, so the wind direction must be considered.
Looking at the classmates who were modifying the stove, Zhen Cheng knew that he had dinner tonight!
From looking for fresh water to Lin Mengwei being bitten by a snake, from building a toilet to modifying the stove, Nangong Wan'er has always been unable to intervene like a nobody. I helped pick up some wood for cooking, but it was too wet to use.
Seeing that Zhen Cheng quickly solved the difficulties wherever he went, and the other students also gladly accepted the leadership and admiration, the corners of Nangong Wan'er's eyes were wet. Nangong Wan'er, who has always been arrogant, was very unconvinced and angry. With such a wide range of knowledge, weishenme has become worthless in this slash-and-burn living environment?
"The progress of science and technology has brought us convenience, but if one day disaster comes, those of us who are used to drinking red wine and like to clubbing girls will become a bunch of frightening waste!" Nangong Wan'er saw Zhen Cheng walking towards her and said coldly.
(Congratulations to 13906312518, Meisu Gong, and Tu Su VS Shao three brothers for being promoted to helmsman, in order to express the master's gratitude, today I will add three more thanks!) (one person, one change), and at the same time, several new brothers are also welcomed, and there are 20 positions, the fans are full, and the master bursts out to thank him; Flowers break through one hundred and fifty bursts of thanks, and for each more helmsman, the master solemnly promises! )