78 colorful mock volumes
After class, the class leader Chen Yanan stood on the podium and announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, the instructor asked me to inform you that the registration for the English level 4 test has begun, everyone hurry up and sign up. ”
As soon as the squad leader said it, it spread below, Xiao Dong's brows were tightened, and his face was bored, English English English, why do you want to learn English, the old man still asks for level six, oh my God, isn't this going to kill me.
"Boss, there are still classes in the afternoon, let's go to the library to review English after dinner."
"Well, okay......" Xiao Dong packed up his books and looked at his schoolbag by the way, "Oops, I didn't bring a reference book for the fourth level exam." ”
Yun Duo smiled, "Use mine, I've already seen it, I think the more important ones have been drawn out with a red pen, you can take it and see it." ”
Xiao Dong was like a treasure, "Yunduo, you are so good, how can I thank you?" ”
"Don't thank me, let's talk about it if you pass the test, let's say something thank you."
"Hehe, Yunduo, I love you to death."
Yunduo's academic performance was already very good, and the fourth level must be no problem, she thought that Xiao Dong didn't take the fourth level seriously at all, Xiao Dong originally said that it would be okay to mix up a graduation certificate, but when she saw that Xiao Dong suddenly bought a reference book for the fourth level, she wanted to help her.
So, Yun Duo also went to buy the same reference book and spent a week highlighting the key points.
Xiaodong holds it every day, looks at it in class, and watches it when he takes the subway to the toilet. Fortunately, there is a fourth-level reference book for Yunduo, otherwise it would be useless for her to hold the Buddha's stomach temporarily.
After eating downstairs, Ye Ke jumped up to the second floor on one foot, he had fully adapted to this state. I went to the hospital during the day today to take a film, and the doctor said that the bone healed well and that the cast could be removed after a while.
Before Ye Ke walked to the room, he heard Xiao Dong's voice in English in the bathroom, he stopped and said to the door of the bathroom: "An Xiaodong, you smell the smell of the toilet and have a very good memory, right?" "Stinky girl, I've been in for half an hour, and I'll come up after dinner.
I only heard a flushing sound from the bathroom, and then Xiao Dong came out with a book in his mouth, and his hands were still shaking the water.
Seeing Ye Ke, Xiao Dong tiptoed down the book and sandwiched it under his armpit, "Hehe, I forgot to come out when I carried it on my back." Ye Dashao, I'll help you. ”
Ye Ke dodged for a moment, "You forgot to wipe your hands clean?" ”
"Oh hehe, didn't I come out in a hurry......" Xiao Dong rubbed his hands together and patted him on the back again, "It's done, I'll help you." ”
Ye Ke really looked disgusted, but he was very helpless, so he had to let her hold on. "When is the exam?"
"Sunday."
Ye Ke asked again: "Your birthday is the twenty-fourth, right?" ”
"Mmmmmmmm ”
"Then whether you can pass with me depends on whether you can pass the fourth level."
Xiao Dong cried with a sad face, "Huh? ”
What a fuck, what an international joke, how can everything be linked to the fourth level, the degree has to pass the fourth level, and the birthday has to pass the fourth level, who invented this fourth level, I have to curse his ancestors for eight generations!
"Ahh
Xiao Dong cracked the corners of his mouth and smiled dryly, "Ye Dashao, hehe, I never passed English when I was in high school, and I only scored fifty-nine points in the college entrance examination, and I only passed by one point." "The English score in the college entrance examination is the best she has ever relied on in her life, so she dared to mention it.
Ye Ke looked at her in a daze and reminded: "The total score of English in the college entrance examination is 150 points, and you need 90 points to pass." ”
"......" Xiaodong laughed more ugly than crying, "It turns out that you have to score 90 points to pass, hehe, why is English so difficult." ”
Ye Ke shook his head helplessly, he really didn't know what An Xiaodong was thinking in her head, she was obviously very smart, but she never used her intelligence in her studies.
It was very cold to sit outside in winter, Ye Ke allowed her to sit on the bed and study, and he could teach her if she didn't understand anything. Xiao Dong had two sets of mock test papers in her hand, which were also downloaded by Yun Duo for her, and when she was reading the book, the mock test papers fell out.
Ye Ke's eyes lit up, and when he saw the test paper, he naturally took it out and took a look, good guy, this mock paper has been corrected, and there are very few ticks, he frowned and thought: Why is the stinky girl's grades so bad, so bad that it is incredible, she only fills in the answers without looking at the questions, and she will not only do these questions correctly.
And what is even more striking is that this mock volume can be described by the idiom "colorful". There's an apple next to apple.,There's a man next to man.,There's a man next to boy.,And JJ is peeing.,It's a shame that her brain can figure it out!
There is also the reading comprehension behind the test paper, the drawing is thrilling, the reading comprehension is about the circulation of money, a set of RMB pen drawings are impressively arranged in the blank space next to it, starting from a one-yuan coin, five yuan of ten yuan, until the hundred-yuan bill, the drawing is still very realistic.
Ye Ke squinted at Xiao Dong, Xiao Dong smiled and said, "Hehe, it's easy to remember and deepen the impression." ”
“……”
Xiao Dong was reciting an essay, and Ye Ke said coldly, "Anshida just wants your graduation certificate, I don't stop, if you hang the red lantern high in the final exam, don't think about it this year!" "It's so embarrassing, how can she get this kind of achievement, and she is kind enough to think about it.
Xiao Dong exhaled a deep breath of cold air, and shivered all over his body, the old man didn't seem to be joking, if he wanted me to pass, wouldn't it kill me.
"Hurry up, don't be in a daze, you don't have much time."
Xiao Dong immediately lowered his head and nibbled on the book.
Carrying it on his back, Ye Ke said again: "Your level is too low, you won't take the fourth-level exam, and if you do, you'll have a white back." ”
"Uh, how do you know?" Xiao Dong asked with a worried face.
"Nonsense, I'll know when you recite it, you and I have the same level of English as you!"
Xiao Dong flattened his mouth, I know you are amazing, hum, can you eat English as a meal?!
Ye Ke took her book and tapped it with his hand, "Carry the Duan on your back, this is the level that the fourth level should have." ”
"Oh......"
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Finally came to the dark Sunday, Xiaodong sat in the examination room and was uneasy, when the fourth-level test paper came down, she was angry, she memorized the English composition, but she was stopped by the old man, ya, who said that this level is too low, the fourth-level is this level, stinky man, I memorized it well, why are you messing around, I can't get out of the test and blame you!
After the exam, Xiao Dong returned home with a dark face, and went straight to the second floor to anger Ye Ke, "Ye Dashao, it's all your fault, the English composition is the simple paragraph I memorized, if I can't pass the fourth level, it's all your responsibility." ”
Ye Ke was surfing the Internet, and when he saw Xiao Dong rushing in so hotly without even knocking on the door, he was already a little unhappy, and when he heard her pointing at him and saying that he blamed him, he became more and more dissatisfied. "I'm dozing off and dreaming about exams!" I would be wrong, I would be wrong? Joke!
Xiao Dong raised his mouth, "It's to blame you, the paragraph I memorized is obviously right, you have to memorize the difficult part, and I can't memorize it until I die, and the result is that simple paragraph, woo woo, I don't care, it's all your fault." ”
She shook her hands and cried like a primary school student, and finally caught Ye Ke's fault, she wouldn't let it go so easily, just put the responsibility on his head, "The composition score is very large, if it is according to my own back, I will definitely pass, but now I am not sure." ”
"What is there to cry about, what is there to cry about this little thing." Ye Ke didn't know the little girl's thoughts, no one knew what the exam was about, and she didn't do well in the exam and wanted to rely on him.
Xiaodong bit his lip and sobbed quietly, not daring to cry too loudly, but couldn't help crying, this scene must be played enough, otherwise the birthday is small, can't celebrate the New Year, is it difficult for her to live on the streets on Chinese New Year's Eve?
Wen Meiruo heard the noise, and hurriedly rushed over, seeing Ye Ke's face, Xiao Dong was crying aggrieved, she stepped forward to persuade, "What's wrong with you?" Why is Xiaodong crying? "This thing is unusual, Ye Ke has a bad temper, but it is the first time that he has scolded Xiaodong to cry.
When Xiao Dong saw Wen Meiruo coming, her tears flowed even more, and she choked up and said, "Mom, it's me who didn't do well in the exam, it's me who didn't do well in the ......" As she spoke, she pulled Wen Meiruo's arm, and couldn't be more aggrieved, Wen Meiruo saw that she was crying pitifully, so she hugged her and patted her on the back.
Ye Ke has a feeling that he is in a pit, pretend, you pretend again! He couldn't hide his emotions, especially at home, "An Xiaodong, I'm going to cry outside, I'm annoyed, what qualifications do people who can't even pass the fourth level have to cry!" ”
"Woo woo woo, wow~~" Xiao Dong simply cried loudly, "Mom, I didn't do well in the exam, wow~~~"
Xiao Dong's cry provoked the nerves of Wen Meiruo's mother, she hadn't had this feeling of protecting the weak for a long time, she remembered that when Ye Yu was a child, she called her mother when she cried, but when she grew up, she didn't need her mother much. Now Xiao Dong is holding her hand and leaning on her arms to cry, this feeling is really a long time coming, and it suddenly stimulates her desire to protect as a mother.
"Ye Ke, what are you fierce, isn't it just the exam, as for scolding so harshly? If she doesn't understand, you can teach him more, it's your responsibility that she doesn't do well in the exam! ”
"Mom, I didn't scold her." Wronged, more wronged than Dou E.
"You are my son, I don't know about you, there are few people who can bear your stinky temper, this is wronged Xiaodong." Wen Meiruo pulled Xiaodong and whispered, "Xiaodong, don't cry, don't think about it after the exam, go, drink sweet soup with your mother, and don't give him a drink." ”
"Hmm......" Xiao Dong wiped her tears, was pulled away by her mother-in-law, and when she arrived at the door, she suddenly turned around and stuck out her tongue at Ye Ke.
Ye Ke is so angry, this is obviously whether he is wronged or not, how can his mother be partial to Xiaodong, he said angrily: "I don't want to drink sweet soup, I don't want to feed me." ”
Damn An Xiaodong, you are amazing, you have a kind, let's see.