Chapter 00019 - Spin Dry
I walked to the door and suddenly remembered that Hong Xin's voice on the phone just now was not at all the same as the original voice, so I turned around and asked suspiciously: "Hey, big sister, how did you make the cheap voice on the phone just now!" ”
"You're cheap! Don't you know if there is a magic sound on the phone?? Yes, I forgot, copycats don't have this feature! Hong Xin looked at me with disdain and said.
"What's wrong with the copycat! The screen is big, you can watch AV, you can resist falling, you can use it as a brick, you know a hair! I threw it down, then opened the door and walked out.
After I came out, I didn't go downstairs, but walked directly to Wang Mumu's room, damn, don't think about it, it must be these traitors who reported to Hong Xin, I must take revenge.
I knocked on the door, and it was Dakang who opened the door, and when I entered the door, I saw that the chicken intestines were on the bed, fiddling with poker, and there was a pile of one-dollar steel hammers next to it.
"What are you doing here?" I asked, confused.
"There is no mahjong machine in this broken B hotel, it's okay to be idle, I want to play poker for a while!" Dakang explained as he walked.
"Chenchen, why haven't you come yet, and you fell into the toilet?" Chicken intestines smoked and said boringly.
"You're going to fucking fight again!! Who told Hong Xin, let's come to Hangzhou!! I asked, glaring.
"Wang Mumu!"
"Brother Mumu!"
The two of them didn't think about it, they pointed directly to the bathroom, saying Wang Mumu's name, and Wang Mumu shouted in the bathroom gloomily: "Who called me, how many times have I told you, please call me Mister, Wangcai!" ”
Wang Mumu has never seen Tang Bohu order autumn fragrance, he has never won a gamble since he was in school, so he has always emphasized that this name is festive and has connotation!
"What is he doing?"
"Take a shower!"
I asked about the chicken intestines and kicked open the bathroom door, but then, I was immediately stunned by the sight!! Thunder has arrived!!
I saw a thin young man, his whole body, the things under his crotch, swaying for a while, his body was in a half-squatting position, and his arms were spread.
"What are you doing" My brain was a little short-circuited, so I stammered and asked.
"Martial arts!!" Wang Mumu's eyes were deep.
"What JB martial arts?" The cigarette in Dakang's mouth fell to the ground, and he asked weakly again.
"Tai Chi!" Wang Mumu's face was not red or panting, his body moved slowly, and then a big split clicked, and there was another one, the golden rooster was independent!! He's a real Golden Rooster Independent! Because the little JJ under the crotch has been branched out.
"You are paralyzed," Dakang scolded.
"What are you doing in the middle of the night?" I asked involuntarily.
"Spin dry! JJ is wet and uncomfortable to sleep!! Wang Mumu hugged his thighs with both hands and began to sway.
"Why don't you use towels?"
"The quality of the towels is not good, it is fluffy, and it is unhygienic!"
"I'll fuck your sister! Why don't you put that play in the washing machine and dry the bucket!! "I went away in an instant, I couldn't sleep well tonight, he was still in the mood, I lifted my foot and kicked him on the toilet.
Then I picked up the towel, strangled his neck, and asked viciously, "What the are you calling Hong Xin for!" How embarrassing it is! ”
"You let go, hurry up, I'm going to be incontinent!" Wang Mumu's face was flushed, and he was about to roll his eyes.
I glanced at his water gun under my crotch, got a little scared, then kicked him a few more times before letting go of him.
"Meng Fei! You have no conscience! I see that you ink Yaoyao every day, Yaoyao's, you're going crazy, so I called you to shake a girl, you're not happy! Wang Mumu covered his neck, and then quickly pulled out a bath towel and wrapped it around his body.
"Don't look at Durima! Behold! If you are paralyzed, everyone will pay five yuan for a while, and the viewing fee! Wang Mumu pouted and walked out of the bathroom quite unhappily.
I looked at Wang Mumu, and I didn't know what to say, he must be good for me, in fact, after I broke up with Yaoyao, these animals agreed that the possibility of me and Yaoyao and Haode was lower than winning the lottery, every time I went out to see my sister, I had to pull me a, I didn't say it, the psychology was still quite warm, I broke up with Fei Fei, there are these brothers, I broke up with Yaoyao, there are still these brothers, they will always dig out their minds and exhaust their brains for me, I think it's the same.
"What are you doing here?" Chenchen walked in with a plastic bag of drinks and looked at us curiously.
"It's okay, I'm being spied on!! I'm used to it! Give me a bottle of water! I'm dying of thirst! Wang Mumu had just finished taking a shower, his throat was dry, and with an arrow step, he directly snatched the plastic bag and took out a bottle of water.
"You biedong, hands up!!" Chen Chen was frightened, and his voice suddenly increased several times.
"Grass, what are you doing! Isn't it just drinking a bottle of water from you? How many more years are you going to sentence me?? Wang Mumu was stunned for a moment, and then said unhappily.
"You biedong, you want to drink water, I'll get it for you!!" Chenchen was very strange, and cautiously walked towards Wang Mumu.
"Which bottle is different, roll the calf, I like to drink fruity milk!" Wang Mumu said and unscrewed the cap.
"Brother!! Eldest brother!! Don't drink it! ”
After Chen Chen said this, we all looked at him, not understanding why he made an expression of wanting to kill a child.
"Are you sick?" Wang Mumu is a very curious person, and he always likes to be more serious about some boring things, so he stared at the ignorant big eyes, picked up the milk and poured it.
"Grass! It's so cool! That's the smell!! After Wang Mumu finished drinking, he glanced at Chenchen proudly, and made a flying eye, and then cooed, and dried it all in one go.
"Dakang, let's go!! Hurry up and drop!! Chen Chen watched in amazement as Wang Mumu finished drinking, pulled Dakang and walked outside.
"What are you pulling me for! Don't you still play poker? Dakang asked confusedly.
"Don't fight! The ass will be gone in a while! I'm with the needle! I put a pack of fly powder in that bottle, I originally wanted to give it to Xiaofei to drink, who knew that Silly B drank it!! Chenchen shouted.
"What's fly powder?" The Great Contebe is simple, and according to himself, he is still a virgin.
"Nima's! Aphrodisiac! Got it!! The two men said as they walked, and then ran straight back to their rooms.
I glanced at the stunned Wang Mumu weirdly, looked at it again, with an excited look on my face, and then covered my eyes and ran out.
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