I decided to give Celery a call when I got home in the evening.

It's not like I haven't seen her for a day, and I'm missing her a little.

It's that if I don't call her first, she's most likely to call my house.

If her dad answered her phone and she told her dad on the phone that something was not there, it would be a big deal.

The last time my dad participated in the "HHH Club", it seems that an illegal server has been set up on the Internet, and a large number of ** and H games have been uploaded for members to download.

If it's just like this, then they are no different from the ordinary Huang ** station, sooner or later they will be cracked by the public security organs, and everyone from the president to the ordinary members will be handcuffed coldly.

Unlike others, this association is a non-profit organization, and the cost of setting up servers is paid by Director Cao and Shenlong, who are not in sight, and they are not keen on expanding the scale of the organization, and the qualification of new members is very strict.

By the way, Director Cao is the organization director of this association, and my father is a senior commentator, specializing in publishing thoughtful comments on all kinds of connotative and soulful **.

Several of the more famous signed commentator articles include "A smile without white turbidity is not a good smile", "Teacher Cang's natural voice", "Tianhai-chan's thighs and the loneliness of otaku", "H version of the Avengers respects the original work more", ......

After dinner, my father locked himself in the study, and while replying to customer inquiries in Taobao online store, he played the "Beijing Fever" series of small movies taken by netizens at a loud volume.

In his words, he should carefully analyze and evaluate the progress and shortcomings of domestic production.

I was angry and asked my dad to keep his voice down, because it didn't have a good effect on me as an adolescent.

"Dad, you want you to go against the sky!? **The voice is heard by my son! If I rape a female classmate at school, it's all your responsibility! ”

Dad turned down the volume playfully, and I walked to the phone in the living room and dialed Xiaoqin's phone number.

Is it my psychological effect? How do you feel that you can still hear the yin' voice coming from the study? It should be okay, right? No one has such a keen sense of hearing over the phone, right?

The phone rang 5 or 6 times before it was answered, and it was a rather unenergetic, slightly hoarse female voice.

"Hello?"

I was shocked, and suddenly realized that although she answered Xiaoqin at the speed of light when I called Xiaoqin last time, she was unwell today, and it may be Aunt Ren who came home early to take care of her daughter!

The person who answered the phone only said a very low "hey", and it was really hard to determine whether it was a mother or a daughter!

What to do, what to do, what to do? Suddenly I'm going to talk to Aunt Ren! I'm not ready yet!

Don't you just hang up the phone without saying a word? That also seems like I have no courage!

And it's your daughter who keeps pestering me! has ravaged me for so many years as a little overlord, and now he has changed new tricks to ruin my life! I, the victim, weishenme, should be upset!

After a complicated psychological struggle, I decided to face Aunt Ren bravely, anyway, I overheard their mother-daughter conversation at Xiaoqin's house last time, and judging from the conversation, Aunt Ren seemed to know about my existence for a long time.

"Hello, I am your daughter's classmate, my name is Ye Lin......"

As soon as I reported my name, the voice on the other side immediately took on a twelve-point anger: "You bastard boy still have the face to call!?"

Aunt Ren's reaction was so fierce that it was really unexpected to me.

"Auntie, don't be angry......

"How can I not be angry? You hurt my daughter like this, and you still have the face to call me aunt? ”

I don't know what Aunt Ren means by "harming her daughter like this", but it's true that I've been bullying Xiaoqin at school lately.

And Aunt Ren's voice sounds a little weird, huh? Is it because of fatigue and anger? Why do you feel so much hoarser than what you heard the day before? It's a bit like deliberately pinching your throat to pronounce it!

Before I had time to think about it, Aunt Ren said again: "You think you're amazing, don't you?" Because my daughter sticks you upside down, you don't know how to cherish it, do you? She hid in her room and cried every day after being bullied by you, and my heart was like a knife after hearing it! ”

"Yes, I'm sorry, Aunt Ren, I, I didn't mean to bully Xiaoqin...... If she comes to school tomorrow, I'll show her face-to-face! ”

"Really?"

Aunt Ren's words suddenly stopped being hoarse at all, and there was a mischievous and smug that was seriously inconsistent with her age.

But her next sentence immediately returned to normal.

"Hmph, you men all say one thing and do another! Do you still want to take a few innocuous lies to continue to deceive our Xiaoqin? Our family isn't as easy to bully as you think! ”

My heart chuckled, if Aunt Ren came to my house to ask for the guilt, with her former shijie champion strength, my father and I would definitely lie down!

In case Aunt Ren, who loves her daughter, doesn't pay attention to the severity, the lives of our two fathers will be explained here!

Although my dad is hiding in the study to write ** comments, I don't want my dad to die after all!

So I hurriedly asked Aunt Ren for forgiveness and said a lot of good things on the phone.

For example, "I bullied Xiaoqin because I have a historical shadow, and I regret it myself later......"

and "Xiaoqin said that she wanted me to be her boyfriend, which made me feel at a loss, are we too young......"

But Aunt Ren didn't give up, and kept accusing me of bad character and hateful face, and soon escalated from talking about things to personal attacks.

She said that my long, narrow eyes looked like a parallelogram, and the little eyeballs moved around in them as if they were playing a game of pinball on Windows.

I rely on Aunt Ren, you are so idle! When you're so busy on the set, you still have time to play pinball on your laptop? And the parallelogram is too much of a metaphor! I'm a human, not a robot!

He also said that I didn't know anything about pity and cherishing jade, and that I was rude and ungrateful.

"It's a shame that I gave you sugar gourd when I was a child!"

Aunt Ren, you're embarrassed to say it! The sugar gourds you gave me were snatched away by your daughter! If you really want me to eat, just watch me eat it! As soon as you leave, Xiaoqin will be revealed!

zuihou also said: "You, Chen Shimei, obviously already have my daughter, and you still want to step on two boats!" ”

The more I listened, the more wrong I became, so I asked tentatively:

"Then what can I do to satisfy you, Aunt Ren?"

Aunt Ren snorted proudly on the phone, and seemed to be ready to say:

"You want me not to be angry, unless...... Unless you two go to get married tomorrow! ”

"Huh? Aunt Ren, what did you say? ”

"I said that as soon as the police station opens tomorrow morning, the two of you will go to get a marriage certificate for me!"

Your sister's marriage certificate! Your sister's police station! The marriage certificate must be handled at the Civil Affairs Bureau! And the police station is manned 24 hours a day, there is no problem of whether the door is open or not!

can say such uncommon sense words, this Aunt Ren is definitely pretending to be Xiaoqin!

actually lied to me for so long, and sure enough, I'm still too scared of Aunt Ren! When I get nervous, I completely forget to distinguish the real from the fake!

Hateful is hateful, but if Xiaoqin is immediately debunked, wouldn't it be cheaper for her?

I decided to do whatever it took and continue to play role-playing games with her.

Although she still calls her Aunt Ren, her tone is no longer cowering and frightened.

I cleared my throat and said in the tone of a scoundrel:

"Haha, Aunt Ren, you're really kidding! Just play with your daughter, and you're going to force me to get married? ”

I obviously didn't expect me to be so shameless on the other side of the phone, and I didn't know how to answer it for a while.

"Actually, I'm really a bad, ungrateful scumbag who specializes in playing with innocent and naïve ignorant girls. But if you want to blame, you can only blame your daughter's IQ for being too low, so she has to send it to the door! ”

"You...... You ......"

Xiao Qin, who played her mother, was so angry that she couldn't speak.

"Oh, and you said that I pedal two boats, but in fact I have a hard time. Because your daughter has a period, it's not convenient to play, so I'll change someone temporarily......"

Xiaoqin finally couldn't help but burst out:

"Ye Lin, you are too much! What if it's really my mom who answers the phone? You left this impression on her, do you want her to agree to our marriage! ”

"You still say me? Didn't you pretend to be someone else first? and let me call you so many Aunt Ren, you should take advantage of it! And who's married to you! ”

"I don't care! Anyway, I've just recorded the phone call between us! I'm going to show the recording to my mom right now! ”

Huh? I didn't expect to have such a hand! I just admitted on the phone that I was playing with celery! If Aunt Ren really misunderstood, my house would have to become a slaughterhouse!

"Don't, don't! Xiaoqin, don't be impulsive, we have something to say! ”

"What, is Ye Lin afraid of my mother? Didn't she treat you very well when you were a child? ”

Compared with Xiaobawang's cruel oppression of me, Aunt Ren was really good to me when I was a child, and it can be said that it made me feel like a spring breeze.

But time has passed, no matter how popular I was when I was a child, now once she hears that I played with her precious daughter, Aunt Ren will immediately be angry and kill me, right?

"It's not that I'm afraid, it's just that I'm embarrassed to hear those jokes by Aunt Ren......"

"You're just scared! You're ashamed because you played with me, aren't you? ”

"Don't keep talking about these two words, okay? How can you promise that you won't show the recording to Aunt Ren? ”

"Get married! Marry me and I'll not be angry! ”

Your sister! It turned out that he still wanted me to be your boyfriend, and he became married without seeing the conditions for a day! Even if I agree, the national law will not allow two 14-year-old junior high school students to go through the marriage formalities!

I was choked by Xiaoqin's unreasonable request and fell into a temporary silence on both sides of the phone.

The good thing is that the father in the study changed to watch a film at this time, and the default volume of this film is relatively loud, and it can be faintly heard in the living room.

Xiao Qin exclaimed in surprise and shouted in the tone of the sky falling:

"What are you doing, classmate Ye Lin! I just haven't been to school for a day, are you going to watch that kind of film to solve it? ”

Don't wronged anyone! What kind of pervert would call a female classmate while watching a **handjob! (Maybe Grandpa Cao can do it) The person who looks at ** is my father! But it's too embarrassing to tell Xiaoqin the truth!

"You, you care about me! Don't look at the ** vain boy! Any man with normal physiology, who hasn't seen it! Oh, it's my hobby! Didn't you say before that you want to support my hobbies? ”

Xiaoqin was speechless when I asked.

"Hmm...... I'm sorry, I was wrong. ”

"It's good to know what you're wrong, pay attention next time."

I pretended not to be ashamed of watching **, but I was proud, but in fact, I hated my dad to death, and I couldn't wait to rush into the study immediately and unplug the computer.

"Ye Lin, I didn't notice that you were so hungry, it's all my responsibility...... However, if you leave me alone to watch **, I will feel very uncomfortable in the future...... Can you watch it with me next time? ”